Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Celebrities And Their Car Collections by Suspect1: 2:31am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Drsnives: You no get work keep shut noise maker! And what a useless write up u got in your siggy.
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Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Celebrities And Their Car Collections by Suspect1: 2:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
AdiokOnoNland: but I better pass you. Have earn $78 today, how much have you earn today useless workaholic? shey you no go calm down?. Noise indeed. |
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Celebrates His Child's Dedication And His Wife's Birthday Party by Suspect1: 2:20am On Apr 12, 2022 |
CoronaVirusPro: Naming ceremony should be done after child is 25 years old.
You don’t know yet if it’s a cultist or Prostitute you are celebrating
This was how they celebrated all this Olosho and gang members littering the world.
People would think they have giving birth to a child not knowing it’s an animal in human form.
Anyways, Happy Child Dedications!
May she never join those gang clitocurrency You can apply the method when you get married noise maker. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wanted Me Dead By All Means Necessary - Igboho by Suspect1: 2:15am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Dreamhighnow: Na God save you. Some of your colleagues were murdered in cold blood
Buhari and co acting as though they won’t taste death The ugly ones refuse to die. Anyways no noise! |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wanted Me Dead By All Means Necessary - Igboho by Suspect1: 2:13am On Apr 12, 2022*. Modified: 4:44am On Apr 12, 2022 |
EmptyGarden: Caught on the run. Shaft man! Abeg keep quiet! Is your brain located inside your nyash noise maker? |
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Business › Re: How Do You Find Someone ? by Suspect1: 3:10pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
HRHQueenPhil: get a private investigator consultant
embrace our LORD JESUS CHRIST and enrol urslf in the school of the Spirit
benefits of the school of the Spirit? Know our LORD JESUS CHRIST WELL so u wont fall for fake prophets and doctrines removes mountain of issues away from u and even if they come, its to make u stronger and so u can help someone experiencing such in the future, its a test BUT never to last long..HE will equip u with RODS that HE taught u earlier so u can overcome
Best School of the Spirit.. Bible believing church..i know just two..LIVING FAITH CHURCH WINNERS and KOINONIA ministry house fellowship especially Winners own on saturday, highly enriching and u get to ask questions testimonies personal retreats christian books and messages walking in the Spirit by saying bye bye to canality so Holy Spirit can speak reducing noise around u and midnight prayers noise indeed.
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Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I May Have Become A Vampire by Suspect1: 3:08pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
mrman1999: Good morning all.
Please I need serious help right now. As I am typing this all I can think about is blood. All I want to do is suck blood from people and animals too.
How it started. It was during a night party on the Island. I met this fine girl and I went to the restroom with her after we danced for a while and we fondled around a bit and started kissing. While we kissed she bit my lip and after she did so I started bleeding. And as I tried to go to the sink and wash off she grabbed me and started licking the blood from my lips.
I pushed her off and asked her why she just did what she did and she told me that she is a Vampire and that she has been that way for over 200 years. She told me that she doesn't age and she is super strong and super fast and she has a strong craving for blood and she can only come out at night because standing in the sun gives her migraines. I was very drunk and I thought that she was joking so I jokingly asked her how do I become a Vampire like her.
She told me that I have to drink her blood. So I told her to give me her blood and she broke the bottle of alcohol that I brought into the restroom with me and she cut her hand and gave me her blood to drink and I drank. We then continued until she gave me head and we exchanged numbers and parted ways.
When I got home I just fell on my bed and I passed out. I slept for three days straight. By the time I woke up on the third day all I could think about was blood. It was as if there was something inside me screaming blood! blood!! blood!!!, I tried to fight it but I couldn't beat it. And since I woke up at night around 9 pm I decided to go to a nightclub.
When I got there I got a random girl to dance with me and while on the dance floor we started kissing, and one thing led to another and we ended up in the restroom. We started kissing and while we kissed my lips ventured to her neck area and as I kissed her, suddenly my canine (which is the sharp tooth) instinctively became elongated and really sharp and without thinking I bit her neck and sucked some blood from her. She tried to get me off her neck but since I have now become super strong I over powered her and sucked some more blood.
I kept sucking until she passed out then I hid her in stall and ran away. While on my way home all I could still think about was blood. And right now all I can still think about is blood. I have locked myself in my house for the past four days. I am scared to go out, as I may end up hurting someone or even worse.
I tried calling the girl that made me become what I am and it says the number I am calling doesn't exist. I don't know what to do. I have been eating heavily for the past four days but the food can't satiate the hunger I feel... only blood can.
Any advise would really be helpful. Pastor Righteousness I need help. Lalasticlala please help me push this to front page.
I'm really miserable Please help me. useless noise
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Crime › Re: A Girl Just Got Kidnapped by Suspect1: 3:03pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
Candidlady: Wicked men
Evil beings
She will be rescued IJn Yeye noise maker keep shut.
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Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To DSTV by Suspect1: 10:03am On Apr 11, 2022 |
house10s2: every thing na noise to u, dey act like d child in d pic u post every where noise maker keep shut!
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Fashion › Re: Where Can I Get Original Jeans Material by Suspect1: 10:02am On Apr 11, 2022 |
house10s2: go to the street n beg noise maker yes no noise  |
Fashion › Re: Where Can I Get Original Jeans Material by Suspect1: 9:27am On Apr 11, 2022 |
kannex: Please where can i get or buy original jeans material that will never fade it color or wash once it's been put in water, please how much will the material cost per yard i really need it you are a tailor? If yes,lend me 1 of ur sewing machine pls. |
Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To DSTV by Suspect1: 8:32am On Apr 11, 2022 |
macho44: You No Wan Dey Useful For This Life Abi, I Go Soon Use You Do Giveaway no noise pls. |
Family › Re: Why Does Ladies Does This by Suspect1: 8:31am On Apr 11, 2022 |
Cactusjack69: Mr suspect with due respect, respect yourself the question get to my mind yesterday and I gat to speak out my mind so no insults you grab .
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Crime › Re: Muslims Threatened To Rape And Murder A Woman For Denouncing Radical Imam by Suspect1: 8:31am On Apr 11, 2022 |
SHINJA: So u be terrorist too...
Islamic Terrorist noise indeed. |
Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Dare Yahaya Bello, Abduct Cement Dealer’s Wife In Kogi by Suspect1: 9:34pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Ebubu2: Anambra people don reach Kogi Anywhere they enter, na to scatter am be that. Anyways no noise! |
Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To DSTV by Suspect1: 9:30pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Go post it on their official fb page noise maker!
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Crime › Re: A 14yrs Black Boy Who Was Sentenced To Death, 70yrs Later, Found To Be Innocent. by Suspect1: 6:03pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
silvoclaira:

Click like if this story touched you. Click share if tears rolled you eyes. noise  |
Crime › Re: Muslims Threatened To Rape And Murder A Woman For Denouncing Radical Imam by Suspect1: 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
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Crime › Re: Muslims Threatened To Rape And Murder A Woman For Denouncing Radical Imam by Suspect1: 5:24pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Flamees: Noise maker shut up yes no noise.
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Nairaland General › Re: Letter To Seun (owner Of Nairaland) by Suspect1: 5:23pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Okortor: You need the block button because u r jobless, if u r busy enough, u won't av such Time to block cos nothing would warrant such in the first instance, however I'm one of the few persons who come here on nairaland, view post , barely comment then zoom off because we av got other things to attend to, not looking for who to block, madam u r jobless so here is ur home , more reason u av time to fight people den block afterwards. Ozwor girl.
Being on Twitter n Facebook doesn't mean they spend there whole life there just like u do here on nairaland so it being toxic have got nothing to do with them because it's only toxic to people like u who spend eternity on social media due to JOBLESSNESS n FEMINISM.
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Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake Killed In My House Today by Suspect1: 4:00pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
EmzyT: So why is it on 'Romance Section'?
What's romantic about it?  mr lalasticlala finds it romantic.
No noise pls. |
Politics › Re: Who Founding Member Help ? No Express Ticket For You In Apc-yaya Bello To Tinubu by Suspect1: 3:58pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Ma.damVanessa:

Only Yoruba Muslim miscreants takes Tinubu serious. Look at the dirty noise a woman shoot out of her mouth tweh!.
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Nairaland General › Re: Letter To Seun (owner Of Nairaland) by Suspect1: 3:54pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: Lol. Mr Noise has come again! Where is ur American boy? noise indeed  .
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Nairaland General › Re: Letter To Seun (owner Of Nairaland) by Suspect1: 3:53pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
SilentQueen: if my request be granted, you'd be the first to be blocked Bragging noise, keep shut!
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Nairaland General › Re: Letter To Seun (owner Of Nairaland) by Suspect1: 3:36pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
SilentQueen: Dear Se,
I am writing this letter to you, so you can add some features in this forum!
Kindly, add delete button so I can delete some annoying comments and mentions by some retards here
Also add the block button to enable me block some MF!!!!
Thanks, Yours faithfully! Silentqueen  Noise indeed. blck me lemme see  . |
Romance › Re: I Just Finished Beating My Mother And My Younger Sister Right Now. by Suspect1: 3:21pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
 noisy op! You would hear frm me later. |
Crime › Re: Muslims Threatened To Rape And Murder A Woman For Denouncing Radical Imam by Suspect1: 3:18pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
MadamVanessa:

Demonic religion christianity right.
I was thinking the same...their pastor's are too demonic.
Noise indeed. |
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Family › Re: Why Does Ladies Does This by Suspect1: 1:01pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Felimax: Lol!
That one sweet you abi? shhh..quiet pls. |
Romance › Re: Sunday Food, Prepared By Me. by Suspect1: 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
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