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Homar: Suto Projan sucks we dont need their bad blood .

oh

Homar: they are making these section boring .

you are right bro

let do something to bring back JOKES to life

bunmioguns: Either am chosen or not, I still remain d jokes president

that's nice of you

We need dude like you in NPJC

bunmioguns: Either am chosen or not, I still remain d jokes president

that nice of you

We need dude like you in NPJC

bunmioguns: *thinking mood activated*

anyway i trust you

Together we can make NPJC great.


Homar and i can support you!

get the hell outta that Projan

Homar: i been travel to sexuality section but now am back .

let bring back NPJC back to life bro..

Those Projan are really messing up now

larride: Wetin concern you?

i pity you die


Aspirant oshi

bin gbagbo: booqee my dear, i also missed u like eba n egusi. . .but as for that mukina, na sango i go report am ...

?sutoboy, why this question?

ignoring the question?

mallorca:

Are you okay at all?

Homar: Nice joke . Grading 200/100 . Up NJPC

where have u been?

bin gbagbo: bunmioguns cant work with gays like you!! case closed!

and will you stop speaking for him?

let him speak

Homar: you just made the greatest mistake for joining mad people party projan . From now on where ever i see u on nairaland i will call you a mad lunatic . I hope u like your new name . NJPC rules projan follows . Up NJPC

Where have you been Homar bro?

Skales also!

We need aspirant

So we can av new leaders on here!

Mr Bunmioguns

Get back to me!

And let deal

You can be the NPJC president!

We can work together,

Bleep'em Projan all!

An Hausa man was arrested in Lagos by a group of Lastma officials for driving on the BRT Lane. His car was fined N5,000. Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. The Hausa man asked; Okay, may i know where you are towingmy car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied;we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha HaHa.....The Hausa man laughed. All the LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he was laughing. Immediately, the Hausa man brought out his phone and started speaking; "Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!" (Good morning in Hausa). 'No sir!'"Not less than 30minutes before it will explode!. The car has been arrested....." "Only 20 out of those new bombs are inside the car.""They are taking the car to the targeted destination, "Alausa". I'm coming back to Sokoto alive now. "Thank You Sir". Greet otherfaithfuls for me. He said and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked around, no LASTMA officials was in sight. He entered his car and sped off, saying; shege, dan burouba shege

mormoni: *gives larride the eggs

*starts chasing dogs

na fowl eggs?

or Bin gbagbo Eggs?

mormoni: suto is mad

no MAD is Mormoni

brianromel: A fart is your ass's way of breaking the sound barrier.

Thank you

bunmioguns: @Supoboy and Exponential...I don repent, I promise nt to abuse you again....jst support me as am abt contesting for the Jokes president in dis section...

nice one if you can

i will love to see

just claim the so call projan from that dude

larride: Wetin u know about madness?

Madness if a way of LIFE, LIFE is GOOD with Madness
In Madness we TRUST

no comment

larride: *waiting patiently for the eggs*

Dani must do something

larride: *joins the search for the coward*

now i can sleep

mormoni: useless! Arrant nonsense. My dear choose wisely...dnt let anybody confuse u.

PROJAN general secretary

tell her, let her knw that u re all crazy in there

mormoni: wetin concern mad man with staff??

*trying hard to pull suto's trouser

oh i see


u think say mad man no dey fear death?

i pity you!

mormoni: *starts a new search

slowpoke ni e

Exponental: now dat I quoted ur post , are u happy?
BTW, u dont need 2 prove 2 me dat not everybody on NL are sane. I already know dat.
Are u bunmi? Cant u see dat my post was 4 bunmi? So, using ur words.........
"Sharap dia. Wetin concern you, who dey follow u talk"

dont mind the morrron dude

mormoni: *starts searching for the coward

always above me

slimchi2k2: @boogee
sorry, nice joke from u,
but what is oko, my sis boogee

oko.......DICKheadsss


oko...Husband

Oko...Hoe(farm tools)


so take one

mormoni: *spots him passing

abeg give me way make i go ooo


u dey tell u now oh


i bi staff oh









i Mean BOKO staff

bunmioguns: will u shatttap




u dis castrated Pig........

well ur brain never boot

[quote author=Rhisky][/quote]wetin do am?

abi ur fone get fault?

Ola Johnson: If a man from Germany is called a German, what will a man from Nigeria called?
Naijaman.

apparently from what you wrote you are wrong

If a man from Germany is called a German,then a man frm Nigeria will be called....Nigman


Just passing by though

mormoni: #gbam
Become mad today nd enjoy life
Meet the executives
Larride
Bin gbagbo
Bunmioguns
Mormoni
Odizzy
Booqee

Mehn see madness

so madness get degree?