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LORDSAMURAI:
Pls is it wrong to take holy communion today in church and have sex with a lady in the choir in the church bathroom? are there repercussions? since we are both adult and the deed was done after church service, should i be worried?

I don't think you attend ECWA Cu's if you do you would know the significance of baptism and Holy Communion in the sense that the sin you committed last week would be haunting you at the very moment of the communion. I even thought you were married and I clicked the post to see the preachers that would reply you. Right now I'm on church discipline for 3month for a sin I committed against God and against the body and blood of Christ I.e no communion for me till my church discipline is over. So my brother rearrange your life with Christ.

dryyansh1:
That church is old o. It's going to be April

OK looking forward to it

Heart2heart:
Let me state it clearly from albinitio, what informs this narrative. I am seriously motivated to write this for two reasons:

1. StanbicIbtc pension's unbelievable service delivery.
2. My dad encouraged me to always share some of my stories for it may be someone's last hope.

I started out as a contract staff in one of the main IOCs in Nigeria as contract staff, worked for 7years as a contract staff. The experiences as a CS in O/G industry begs for another thread. So, I got a better job in Angola(permanent job) five months after my contract was terminated. Of course it put an end to my pension contribution with my PFA(stanbic pensions). After 7months of leaving that contract job, one day I was arranging my document box, I carelessly stumbled on my pension documents, there I dioscovered that I can actually withdraw 25% of my total RSA(savings). So simple a step!

I pieced together the documents needed, and threw in my application. The next day, I got an sms acknowledging the receipt of my application. In the sms was a catchy phrase that says "stanbic ibtc pension requires u not to give any gift or recharge card for the processing of ur application" (permit my urban writing). Hmm! I was like, in this country? Is this for real or one of those image-saving auto responder texts? I was already eulogizing them; rhapsodizing about their straight-forwardness more than their marketers though bellied with bouts of doubts and skepticism.

I got an sms-friendly format to check the status of my application. It is: Status of Benefit Appl: eg: text "APP PEN11100000 to 30388. (The PEN** is ur PIN). I tried it first, th immediate reply was "ur application is being processed for submission to Pencom for payment approval". Wow! I screamed. Early days of the Second week, I checked my application status by texting the above to 30388, the immediate reply said "ur application has been submitted to pencom for approval, u will be notified of the outcome once out". Unbelievable!

Tuesday of the 3rd week, I got an sms from stanbicIbtc pension saying, "ur application has been approved for payment by pencom, u will receive your fund in the next 24hrs, check with ur bank" -it is a lie! I screamed. In same week on thursday morning by 10:42am dot(I saved the time). I got a Gtb sms alert. Hurray! It was my 25%. From my calculation I was expecting 2.1ml+ but I saw an extra 25k. I was miscalculating I guess. All happened under 3weeks. I was monitoring my application status via my phone. No need to go visit any office or lobby any jack. From the day I dropped that application till payment, I was a doubting thomas. So such a thing does happens in a firm in Nigeria? Just wanna shout out to StanbicIbtc, u guys rock! So u don't need to wait till u are 50years of age. Enjoy ur 25% for now, at least future will sort itself out esp in naija. Lolz!

I hear a lot of people complaing of their PFAs; please you administrators, stop frustrating we poor masses over our meager life savings. We toiled for it. Stop putting us under undue stress to lay hands on the evidence of our sweats(pension etc). Thanks!

Thanks so much for this post. My husband also applied for 25%of his pension and we're hoping to get bless next week.

dryyansh1:
Good to meet you here. You are invited to our 70th anniversary.

wow! 70th anniversary... when?

rheether:
COUCH on the couch STRAP on the broom CORD behind the TV/monitor CAT on the cat's tail And TILE on the floor of the kicthen.

it ain't strap its straw

indirect sacrifice.. Rip

That is why it is better not to eat meat in any kind of restaurant you go sef

benedictnsi:
Chai..... What a caring woman she is

Though I fear her tattoo



Which kind witchcraft be this...... Or you meant poverty I really pity that locality.....

Are you trying to be funny or what? What do you mean by you fear her tattoo?

dryyansh1:
Which branch in ilorin? I'm first ECWA, taiwo.

mine is ECWA tanke

Blade21:
rubbish incase you don't know new born babies can suffer from low sugar my advice as a mum with two kids is everything in moderation I was speaking to a pharmacist yesterday he told me Lipton is not good for pregnant woman except you want your baby to be born tiny nd ugly so she can take milk nd mlio but I'm moderation

pls oh, do you mean to say that my baby's looks (fine or ugly) will be determined by the kind of food I eat? Because the last antenatal class I went for, they also advised us to take Lipton so that we won't have a big baby that could cause a tear during delivery. Although I take vita biotics and d doctor assured me that my baby will b fresh when born cu's that is what I want lol.

dryyansh1:
Are you ECWA ma?

Sure

you will never find ECWA members

Too bad, I don't drive a car yet..

SYLVESTER777:
I know somebody who is asking this question-which is better to build a house from scratch or buy one?Respond and give reasons -urgent.

Does d person has d money to build or buy or the person wants to start an argumentative essay

doublewisdom:
Momsie seems sad.

who no wan carry grand pikin? she wey dey hope say her daughter in law go born plenty for her, now her son dey f**k man

I'm addicted to you

u get petrol? me I get matches just take the two to d bank, act crazy, shout, tell dem u would burn did place down(even doh u don't mean it) and before u say pim, security would walk u out.

I just dey pity the girl wey dey d last picture.. see as she don shrink

Evil spirit abi

pencil trouser would have been better plus the shoe ain't working for me and I don't really like the top, at the other hand her skin is butterish and lastly the hair and make up is........i don't no way to compare it with. -5/10

who said Olamide had a baby girl?

Afrok:
Okay! If every mother starts uploading the pictures and videos of them singing lullabies to their babies, won't the internet "break down"?

Everything shouldn't be news.... Cute baby though.

Actually many women do take pictures and make videos with their kids but only few of them make FP

HungerBAD:
Wow.

This girl is really trying oh.

I was reliably informed that she and the husband has settled, firefire confirm that story for me. Anyway, she is pretty for somebody to have made her a wife, but as a yeyebrity who is always putting her stuff for the world to see, i feel i have a stake in her too.

The make up? really. Once upon a time, before getting married to a woman, men use to take women home for their mothers to scrutinize(mothers are never wrong), so how did her husband's mother not see through the barbie-ship the son was getting married to?

Barbie Doll are for kids, and not for men.

After the mother in law has seen a celebrity as a daughter in law, you expect her to scrutinize her properly...

adren:
my pastor's wife uses an iphone6.. i use an iphone 5s.. apparently, she had a little prob accessing one of its features..
so, she sought for help from me been a co- iphone user..
as soon as i was done.. i was bored and checked her playlist while she was away to listen to an heavenly-inspired that would transfer me to the spirit realm..

i got as much as i was looking for and indeed my desires that moment was met..
minutes later, i was stunned when i stumbled on 'falila ketan' by olamide..
i did see others from wizkid, godwin but that olamide got me bewildered..

it wasn't a joke ooo..i have been reminiscing on certain things ever since..

question is. does that matter??
does my pastor's wife choice of song have anything to do with her faith??

should i keep on trusting God in her life??
matured answers only..

it could be the hand work of her son period...

Etizz:
Please what's the cause?

if you really read the post from the beginning to the end, you would definitely know the cause but you've decided not to walk through the post but to fly over it

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Thank you.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST ANIMALS

If dem don dey sell bra 10 for N100 oR if e fit buy new one for me... Then e fit cut am, BUT otherwise na dat same acid I go use baptise ya john thomas.. Rubbish

luigiajah:
where are you stuck.. ?

Can I still carry out the whole process through my phone because I get to the blogger dashboard, settings and dats it

luigiajah:
Google has made blogger so flexible that you can blog anywhere at anytime with any Internet powered device. However for you to be able to post to your blog from a Java Phone certain things have to be set up from either a smart phone or a computer .




Login to your blogger dashboard.

Go to Settings » Posts & Email

Set Up A Secret Mailing Address where your posts will be sent to. You should see something like



myusername.(secretwords) @blogger.com

Myusername would be replaced by your email all you have to do is to add a name between the username and blogger.com

E.g luigiajah.mysecretcodes@blogger.com

Click on Publish Posts Automatically
.Then you're good to go


N. B - KEEP THE EMAIL SECRET UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BLOG TO BE HIJACKED



Login to your email via a Java Phone Or BlackBerry. Go to compose

Send an email to the secret mail you have already set up
.
The subject is the title of the post while the contents remain the contents of the post.

Uncheck the box provided beside "Include Quoted Text"

Then Send. It should appear on Your Blog..



http://www.naijatechguy.com/2015/05/how-post-to-your-blog-from-java-phone.html

I've tried badly but the steps are not realy clear cus I've tried followin it. Pls help

PLS HELP ME CLOSE MY MOUTH