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Some JUST t BELIEVE ve D STRESS s jst ain't WORTH orth it...
Smart THINKING ing if u ask me...

U know it kinda funny n a couple of times plain annoying Hw Slim or lithe guys r taken 4 granted
In some areas in lyf. ..
All in all sha wat am trying 2 say is underrate dem slim bobos at u peril

1.STRENGTH

Some pple consider strength 2 b a product of body build (hahaha. ! I laf in Japanese)
Na so one of my fat friend 4 sec skul go find trouble
Tinkin say em victim dey like stick.. .
2 our amazement D slim guy no only clear our friend doubt.. D fat fvcker come dey cry join. . (Emmy 4giv me 4 sharing)

2.PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Av bn in dis shoe a couple of times (tho out of respect 4 dem fat mamas).. U board a cab n one fat woman wan enter. Driver go come carry him black face dey tell u 2 come sitdon 4 front...
E dey pain me sha. . Oda tyms I go jst bone my face or say NO! outright


3 FVCKIN AND STRAFFING

Hehehe.. DIS one dey funny me die. . Some pple b Tinkin u no fit handle kele cos u not muscular or fat..
Personal experience. . Chase dis gal like craze, she come dey form join. . I swear say I must get her n teach correct ABC ..
D day I went in D lass kept singing n didn't want 2 stop. After D whole ordeal I lie down try gather strength 4 nxt round.. Bae come dey look me nonstop. . Like a boss I b like "Wah? "
She be like" Chris u neva cease 2 amaze me "..
4 my mind I b like" hehe! U neva know "

#SLIMGUYSROCK. .. LIKE IF U AGREE

Feel free 2 add urs. .

Cc:lalasticlala

fflamingo:
mumu talk, why don't you just stake for fun, rather staking to make millions overnight.
just what you can afford to lose, nothing more nothing less...
I play bet with fun, it is what I can afford to lose without constipation, if I win, I don't double my stake.
The only dangerous thing to me is checking live score every minutes, I only check my history BET WON, fine; Bet is placed and match has finish then garri don pass water...


and the worrisome thing is playing fast money virtual, that is not fun and should be banned outright and I have never seen some body post virtual tips here

in the meantime Madrid machester BTTS NO

Boss u rink u can educate me on how to bet?. .

I comment my reserve 4 nw....
The calm b4 d storm.. .

LordOfWits:
nice logic... Lemme follow it small.
There's meat boiling in a pot. The pot is made of steel. Therefore the meat is steel too

Hope you know brain activity isn't just chemical but also electrical.

Lord of wits?
N dts ur interpretation... ..
Op u knw Chem synapses r more abundant in d brain. ..
Where did he say Tots r Chemicals or beta still hw did u come up wit such a extrapolation?..

DNT RILY CARE ABT WAT PPLE WILL SAY

Introverts often hold demselves 4 a higher standard Dan any person cld require of Us..
That we decide 2 do sth or nt is very dependent on concrete analysis n projections we deduce nt rily 2 pple please.. ..
N belive me we r our biggest critics

Decker:
I don't think there is any such thing as Introvert or Extrovert. I don't think any single psychological term can accurately define the personality of an individual. We as individuals are a mild mix of various personality traits and in some cases disorders that fall in and out of the spectrum of Introversion and Extroversion.

People grow in and out of these so called terms. Every individual is in a constant developmental phase where the individual's personality is in a gradual reformation and refinement process
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There was a time in my life I referred to myself as an introvert and I embraced the term, then as I grew I started to show characteristics of an extrovert. And then it got to a point where I could deliberately or unconsciously switch to either side of the divide and perfectly both inwardly and outwardly, express both category of characteristics.

Bars to argue with Dt bt u'll av 2 admit some pple find d area on d sale day feel comfy with n stick to it most times 4 life.. . In some cases Dt sweet spot cld b INTROVERSION

WE GOT AMAZING SWAGS N FASHION SENSE

Introverts r mostly fastidious n pay rapt attention 2 every small detail..
N even in fashion we show case dis uncanny trait..
We also subconsciously perfectionist n so every thing has 2 look ryt I place

Did is nt one of doz post presenting introverts as some harmless-docile - saintly peeps.. . Cos Most often Dan not we ain't
Like d 2 sides of a coin.. We cld be;
Calm or boisterous
Sangfroid or capricious
Talkative or taciturn... Yup.. Talkative

1.INTROVERT ARE INTELLIGENT OR NT
Monsieur belongs 2 d former sha
Introverts read a lot from science to history, romance to politics.. u name it..
Most often Dan not dt quiet dude or gal who hardly speaks around d Lodge is an Einstein.
Dis is often a side effect of reading quite a lot. .
Remember doz tyms u were shouting n ululating in front of the lodge or wen u asked us 2 a party n we come up with some lame excuse.. ? Dats because we've done a thorough analysis of the situation n we prefer 2 read abt the HISTORY OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST EMPIRES..
We calculate we wld rather spend do tym building our overall knowledge Dan exchanging banters.
its a case of scale of preference and opportunity cost my friend

Kk Let me tell u a story.
Av always bn a sangfroid n collected guy, bt neva rily understood what do term "introvert" meant.
Actually tot it was derogatory until d 1st tym sum1 addressed me as an introvert.Y?
I'll tell u.

I was a 100 level kiddo frm d northern caucus of Nigeria jst fresh out of sec skul :Dwho traveled all d way 2 kwara ilorin in search of d best Medical skul In d country.. . BETTER BY FAR (Noticed we northerners r kinda conservative? )
N nt intending 2 injure,bt some Yoruba pple can talk 2 much... Pardon me my EGBONS
So Naturally I was d most quiet guy in a Lodge nt short of pretty lasses.(BTW I hold my syd 2...ama Comely bloke by all standards. . Cheers!!!)

Nature Takin It's due course. Did senorita was feeling d nigga N was tryna get closer, walking wit me to do Park, asking monsieur 2 teach her hausa N stuffs. U know hw it goes..
However gud boy dt I was , although I saw d deep green lyt quite vividly I rily wasn't in2 her, skul stuff n all...
So d guys b saying monsieur dey dull n stuff.. On 1 of Dis occasions one of my homeboys called monsieur an Introvert!!!
I veiled me displeasure as much as I cld (tho I felt like punching d dude.lol.)

Went online on ma Nokia 2700 n guzzled as much articles on introverts n introversion as I cld...
As I read I saw more n more of Me self n d rightness of me homeboy's assessment..
Dere was dis indelible grin on me lips as I read d signs n remember acting Dis way or dt b4... N most importantly Introvert wasn't a derog.... Yippee!!!

Keep enof of the "once upon a tym" let's go dere!! !

Freewill
the power of acting without the [/b]constraint of
necessity or fate;[b] the ability to act at one's
own discretion.

Dis has bn a subject of much Cogitation ova d past few weeks. ..

Frm d above definition, freewill cld easily b equated 2 "FREE OF CHARGE"

Nw we believe God has given us FREE WILL . ..
In oda words God has given us d power 2 "ACT WITHOUT CONSTRAINTS OF NECESSITY OR FATE"...

Therefore frm d above it can b deduced dt we r free 2 do whatever we want (our wills, wont n wants) without expecting any scourge or repercussions...

So y den after given us freewill 2 do as we will, God still condemns us 2 punishment n hell Fire?...

By the way am jst a brother in d Lord seeking clarification..

Tallesty1:
There were many things she needed then, so many things she needed to learn, and so many things she needed to stop/start doing.


I invited her over one day and pointed those things out for her and promised to help her sort some and stand by her while she sorts some.

I told her that those things are more important to her that what she wanted to hear from me cause they will mightily influence whatever future I had for us.


She was still on them when we broke up.

Word bruh..

obiorathesubtle:
my brother! Thou art blinded by Love! It's official!

jst being objective.. .

Preciousone4ril:
Hmmmm... Why do ladies ask this kinda qstns.. Y nt tk it a day @ a time

No clue seriously.. Some of dem av marriage as deir ultimate achievement.. .

Anyss:
I understand u dear. Buh the truth is there is nothing like communication. Joke apart. Jus sit her down tell her reality, tell her ur plans. No lady wants to marry n start drinking garri or wearin rags cos of love. Who knows she might walk away on her own. Or might. Stay back to help u.



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My dear a good woman is a goodluck charm ooh. She might even attract good luck to u.



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And again unless u really don't wanna end up wif her. U guys will reach a good agreement without fight n everyone'll be happy.

Trutalk Anyss. ..
Will try it ur way...
Interested in d feedback?.. .

QatarPlayboy:
even prophets said visions that never came to pass. what makes a man is nt his ability nt to promise for fear of nt keeping it, bt wat mks him is his ability of promising without fear that he might nt fulfil it.

biutiful quote bt it ain't a matter of fear... It's a Conviction 2 a Principle...
N I beliv dts wat makes a man...

Anyss:
Deciding whether? Haba bros.




Buh u can tell her of d bucket lists naw. She. Fit help u achieve am sharp sharp. Abi wetin u tink? Lol

Anyss.. . I cld tell her... Bt her biological clock is Goin tick tock

QatarPlayboy:
Yeah i knw its too familiar. if u gat enough funds, take her out mayb on a sunday, sit facing her nd tel her wit passion in ur eyes & in a soft & romantic tone.

example:

*when u re both sitted facing each other* Baby you knw despite d economic meltdown plaquing d world, i stil gat to scrap some fee out of my depleted bank account just to bring u here, dats to show hw special u re to my humble heart & hw i treasure u wit my last blood. after u asked me my plans for u dat day, i didnt ans u dt day bcus i felt u deserve an ans to u question in a special way nd dats why i brought u here. Baby,. i hv a dream dt 1 day u wud sit bside me as my wife wit our hairs turns white. i hv a dream dat 1 day my surname wud b called after ur name is called & i hv a dream dt sumday we wud sit down our kids & tel dem our love story. DATS MY PLAN 4 U MY 1 & ONLY PRICELESS JEWEL.

thank me later!

IamQatarPlayboy.

Nice... bt I need sth vague... Dnt like Makin promises I may nt kip...

MrCork:
...erm brother...I dont mean to sound rude becuz u loooklike a ghana man on hunger strike but....do u hav rabies?...did dog bite u? (No ofeense)

Mr cork.?
U ain't worth a spittle let alone a response

nikkypearl:
@op..u are handsome jare dont mind Mr cork u hear

Gracias luv

MrsChima:
If I see one more Nigerian with bad bad fashion I will fvck buhari!

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Dnt tink MrChima wld like dt very much...
Fxck me Instead

Anyss:
Hehehe. Choi. Omo e do be for u be dat ooh.






Kuku marry am naw. Mak talk end

Na so e easy 2 marry abi?.. .
Got tins on Ma bucket list av got 2 achieve b4 deciding whether 2 settle down...

DonX001:
Quote d bible for her....just say-
"Babe, my plans for you are for good and not for evil, to give you an expected end."

What exactly that expected end means remains open for definition, in your own mind and in her mind.

Baddo
U r Di Israeli v. 2.0

obiorathesubtle:
sissy? What are her own plans for you? Why does it have to be just you making t[color=#990000][/color]he plans? When I say women are selfish. People don't believe


The correct question should be. "What do WE plan for OURSELVES".

She feels she's fully invested bt I seem on d fence kinda..
Dats y she asked.. She ain't selfish.. far frm it..

chisco82:
*Kiss her face^smile^*
Ans:
I will surprise you.
^still smiling^

clever artifice

QatarPlayboy:
Tell her what they(women) always wanna hear(lies). tel her ur plan for her is to see her sit bside u as ur wife in future while u wud love her til death do u both part.

Yeah bruh
Tot of dt bt sounded Hollow n Too familiar...

Anyss:
She just doesn't want to put all her eggs in a basket. She. Wanna if u gat plans for the future and if not she'll take a walk. I advice gals to ask that very question early to avoid stories that touch the soul

Problem is she ain't Goin no whr...
She has dis conviction dt am D'One..

Tallesty1:
"I will tell you later" was the response.

She did something that I really liked that day so I felt she wanted to us it to get something outta me or to kinda trick me to "commit".


You get bah?


So I had to wait until brain is clear before telling her what she wanted to hear.

Brainy maneuver. .. SO wat was d later response?.. .

PrimeMinisterr:
plans, tell her you'd send her abroad for her masters or that you will open a boutique for her...

N dt wld b a blatant lie..