wunmi590:
B

SPAN CHAIRMAN Wehdone o..

One Nigerian Celeb dt has still got ma respect. .Dude has a grt sense of humor too.. ..

They keep dying, he keeps hiding. ...

Omagzee:

Entry level. Basic experience sir

still a learner.. .. U'll get dere..

Omagzee:

Space booking techniques, I haf modified

..Wats ur Position at d Space Booker's association Sir... ?

Omagzee:
G

Wat is G nw.. G for Goat ..some1 help me wit dt pix

It's Neva late to go after that tin U've always desired.. !!!

Nice move Grandpa. ...

onyenze123:


What is your former/current religion beliefs?

Of course I was a Staunch Xtian, A devoted Catholic.. Bt
nw Wat I knw is i dnt believe in d current religious structure nor the god of d Bible or any oda god modelled in like fashion ..

onyenze123:
Craziest things:
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3. Celibacy: minimal association with the opposite sex (Chai, Na dis dey vex me pass) in order to achieve saint hood.

4.

..yea I had dis becoming a saint tin too. ... Read so much abt d lives of the Saints. ... Was hoping to b Saint SwagPower!! ..

STUPUDTHEISTS:


I feel like headbutting myself whenever I remember those days I scrub the chapel floor with my clothes — rolling on the floor for several hours after saying the rosary. Acting like some goddamn imbec.ile.

I was really fuckin' stupid.

Mehn ur case was strong ....i knelt so much.. My knee turned black n callused fa.. Kai.. ..

ofai:


Where were you when your bubu was dividing the already tense country into 97% and 5%?

Where were you when the monkeys and baboons crooner released his hate speech that led to the death of hundreds years back?

You are a hypocrite. A coward. A loser.

Oh my Badt. .I erroneously tot u were intelligent ..bt all I see is some little boy throwin tantrums n foaming at d mouth. .Bye. ..
Shalom

ofai:


It's late tonight. It is better you don't say anything at all than saying the wrong stuff. Silence is golden.

Silence is golden! !Oh Great Sage..
. Where were u with such words of wisdom wen NK was spewing hate speeches from every orifice in his frail body..

The floor is urs oh Great Rabbi . .u give us a lecture on history or Be humble n find a place to sit down! !..

ofai:


So long a letter. A senseless letter. These revisionist history of yours​ is pathetic

;DTell us Abt history Professor..Pulissssssssss?

rainylad:




...all this rubbish and not even a single 'like' from your afonja brethren...what a pity

..so any one who says the truth abt d Igbos (nt all of em jst d nutheaded ones who won't learn) is an afonja. . ..Currently dating an Igbo lady.. Swt lady very intelligent.. ..

Actually stay in d west of u care to know.. Bt somehow ma blockhead no gree learn Yoruba.. ..

Lady u strike me as one of doz low self esteem gals who go refreshing deir facebook pages everyoda second to see hw many pple liked deir pix.. ..
Sowie u ain't worth d tym ..Shalom..

Deedeedee0:

Bro abeg if they want to go, they have every right to go.

Of course dey cld av. (Wat do Dey to d Nigerian federation sef.. Food comes from d north, Crude oil fr; d South South.. )
..there were proper channels to do dis kinda tin.
.bt no dey had to start with hate speeches? Setting d tone for an unpleasant war Dey can't afford..

The elders in dt region r doing dem a Grt disservice. ..sit dis young boys down n tell dem d tale of the Nigerian Civil war..
Tell dem Abt wat happened wen the Nigerian Army came to the east..
Tell dem Abt d millions of biafran young men who were slaughtered 4 notin ,
Ten yr old boys given weapons by their hero Ojukwu to go n kill the Nigerians (we all knew hw dt turned out),
4get not to tell em hw hundreds of thousands innocent children succumbed to starvation..
Remind dem of Hw their famous Ojukwu abandoned dem n ran like a coward to Ivory Coast wen d war he started came to his doorpost .......

Finally admonish dem dt history has a funny way of repeating itself if we don't learn from d past n avoid d chaos of d future.. ..

CEEcey:
You can't lose what you never had



Nigerians refused to appreciate the usefulness of IGBO's and now that we are ready to go,they are busy wailing



#Say no to one Nigeria#
#Biafra has come to stay#
#Igbos must go#

Wailing.. ?Pulissss.. ...Nah Babe lemme clarify d situation 4 u.. It's more like..
Biafra; we want To go..

Nigeria; LMAO.. .. u 4got Wat happened in 1967 abi.. Oya be humble n sit down!! !..

Biafra;

Freemancipation:
Because of the short term thinking of most one Nigerianists, majority of them will either ignore or never understand this.

Any remaining patriotism that igbos developed or had for Nigeria after the bloody civil war has been lost. .

..feeling d heat now r we?. .

Our very own Israelites. ..
Look for trouble 1st den wen d consequences of dimwitted trouble making comes for dem... Deyes begin to shout injustice or as one of d IPOBITE said “UNJUSTICE "....
What did u guys Tink will happen.. After u killed d properly installed govt of the country after d independence by killing Ahmadu Bello, Tafawa Balewa (Prime Minister) n Akintola etc in d 1966 coup ..??..U

laid patriotism on d alter of insanity ,raped her n murdered her unleashing on dis Great nation d chaos of military rule.. Wich has set d country bak by atleast a 100yrs..

Frm thence it became clear to every Nigerian dt d Ibo nation lacks any iota of patriotism to d Nigerian Republic..

As sad as it is to say.. Y'all not going anywhere!!!, n dere will Neva b an Ibo President In dis nation!! .

.Y'all av lost our trust.. N wit d current agitation y'all jst Kip marginalizing urselves. .Cos no one will trust to put an Ibo man in any meaningful position of power in economic or security organizations 4 fear of Wat u myt do against d Nigerian Republic..

y'all laid ur beds ryt in 1966..y'all beta get comfortable wit it.. .

Godbless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!! !

Donshemzy1234:
New World Population Statistics
Population 7.5Billion people on Earth
Women- 5.3 billion
Men- 2.2 billion
So Baby girl think twice before you say NO to a man..,!
Of the 2.2 billion men
1) 1billion are married
2) 200,000 are in prison and men men
*500million are jobless
*5% are gay
*10% are Catholic Priest
*3% are Relatives
*20% are above 66years
*How many are remaining??
***Ladies Hold Unto What You Have Tightly***
But Somebody Should Not Come And Hold Me ooo

..Bruh Enof wit d misinformation.. wats with tryna force gals into marriage dey dnt want. .

Be humble n Sit down!!..

Donshemzy1234:
New World Population Statistics
Population 7.5Billion people on Earth
Women- 5.3 billion
Men- 2.2 billion
So Baby girl think twice before you say NO to a man..,!
Of the 2.2 billion men
1) 1billion are married
2) 200,000 are in prison and mental institutions
Leaving 1billion men
*500million are jobless
*5% are gay
*10% are Catholic Priest
*3% are Relatives
*20% are above 66years
*How many are remaining??
***Ladies Hold Unto What You Have Tightly***
But Somebody Should Not Come And Hold Me ooo

..Bruh Enof wit d misinformation.. wats with tryna force gals into marriage dey dnt want. .

Be humble n Sit down!!..

ofai:


you rant when you are been defeated with superior argument. sorry

Superior argument..?..Please. .d only tin superior in dt guy's comment Is d foolishness of it.. ..
Shalom

Ikechuob:
So throughout the whole mess not one person in the entire group has a cell phone to video tape what happened so we can verify what she said rather we should take their word for it?

So an entire group was harassing you and not ONE PERSON thought to give us video evidence in a nation that pretty much video tape everything. Abi technology scarce in abia

APC/lie mohammed try harder

NEXT!!

Wat? !!in a situation so grave dt ur life was at stake.. Wld ur go-to action b to pull out a fone n record d faces of ur assailants.. Lawwwd!! .. Ur own mumu Neva do.. Mehn I hope most Igbos r nt like dis dimwit..

Evaberry:
....


No surprises here.

I've been saying men are scum


When a man suddenly has a few thousands or millions in his account, he begins to feel he can control any girl or have sex with any girl, They lose their respect for women once that cash Starts coming in.

Men are indeed scum! Worthless piece of shiit

This gal has seen tins in d hands of men.. Mehn so much vitriol...

gabe:
True that. it was in benue state. would have got my wish if it was kano or kaduna...

Lucky u fa. .tge Christians r d majority dere dts y u didn't get lynched.. ..U do dt anywhr else in d North. .Dude I Wldnt av had d pleasure of meeting u..

gabe:
yea, I really miss the blue pill. it's just you can't unswallow the red pill, no matter how much you try. I still go into the matrix for trips tho...

True dt ..i still pray d rosary tho nt as often as before.. N I go form Eucharistic adoration. .once in a yl to get a feel of Hw tins used to b. .

UrennaNkoli:
lol.. I don't know why I just dislike Nigerian soldiers. Most especially those non-comissioned officers wey no go school.. Even the commisioned ones, na God-fatherism thy used to get there. Many of them can't even spell their names correctly. I've had something to do with NAEC. Nigerian Army Education Corps so I know what I'm saying.

Wehdone ma.. .bt u do realize dt different jobs require different skills abi. ..Soldiers r trained for combat not pontificating wit words n verbose speeches.. If u doubt dt Hw Abt u go an assail a fake soldier wit ur English.. ..i op u'd b well Enof to narrate ur ordeal.. Shalom

johnydon22:


Well that was intense, one thing is i do not regret my days as a devout Christian and i never will.

.. Neither do I Boss.. It's jst funny Hw tins turn out. .

gabe:
Wrote 'Mohammed is a liar. Only Jesus saves' on a cardboard sheet, went into the biggest mosque in town, went up front and held it up. I was waiting to be slashed with a machete. I had made up my mind to be a martyr that day. Instead, all the moslems in the mosque ignored me. Held up the sign for like 5 minutes, then said to myself 'u are not dying today' and got the fvck out of dodge.

LMAO. .wait u rily did dt? .. Surely not up north! !..dis guy na werey Sha! !

1Sharon:


Can you imagine.

You did all this and some of these theists will say you lost ur faith cos you werent a proper Christian to begin with

It's jst a way to discredit d wisdom he's tryna pass to dem. .dey know if dey give it tot dey jst myt me convinced by his arguments so they discredit his faith. ..indoctrination is a hard stain to wash off. .

Martinez19:
One which I regret was believing my grandma was a witch. A pastor told my mum and dad that my grandma was a witch . This led to a quarrel between my parents and my grandma (whom my parents asked to leave the house and go back to the village) . I still remember how heartbroken my grandma was when parking her stuff out of the house.

Right now, she has diabetes and is suffering from leg pain. She is in the village. My uncle thinks she is a witch and doesn't even near her. Grandma, I love you

Cc. Proudgorgeousga

Bruh u better go see Nana. .go see d old woman Abeg. .DM is such a hard tin to deal wit even wen u av a strong support system let alone an old woman witx her kids n grandkids all Becos of some fvckwit..

johnydon22:


Well many ways actually but i do not think i have the strength to write them all down you see, i am watching "Beauty and the Beast" at the moment

Lol.. U'd made one hell of a Priest..

hopefulLandlord:
Fasting

going on hunger strike because, you know, the creator of the universe needs you to suffer from stomach acids before he grants your wishes

Sth Abt dis comment jst makes me laugh.. .

johnydon22:


chastity and i'd go to church as early as 5am in the morning, on saturdays i'd go home as late as 8 - 10pm. I literally live in the church, went to the seminary [had crazy thoughts of being a catholic priest] though i like that i went to the seminary, it reformed me.

I lived with a priest for years, never fasted though i had a slim figure so i no fit fast join my lepkanes.

said 20 decades of rosary almost everyday, i still like that prayer though, it's meditative and profound. I don't appreciate the banging and shouting of new age unorthodox pentecostal christianity.

And i'd récite the prayers of the angel of fatima every day

"My God i believe, i adore, i love. And i ask your pardon for those who do not believe, who do not adore or do not love"

U actually went to d seminary!!Wow.. . .little wonder ur tots n write ups r always so deep n profound. .

Am a Catholic too, yes I still identify as one ..I Neva made it to d seminary bt I came pretty close. .Many people in my parish den actually had a one on one talk with me about going to d seminary Bt by some chance of events I Neva did make it dere ..

I still tink Abt ma Christian days wit overwhelming nostalgia.. Sometimes I find it hard to believe dt me dt used to believe so strongly in ma faith as a Catholic n a Christian laugh at same tins I used to do wen I see some pple doin dem 2day
I Neva prayed 20decades like u Boss.. Only on 1st Saturday adorations bt I prayed 5decades everyday wit divine mercy prayers at 3pm.. .used to pray 3hrly 6am, 9am, 12noon (angelus) ,3pm divine mercy n rosary, 6pm angelus, den nyt prayers after returning from Block Rosary. . ..
i went to church every oda day except on Thursdays,i was a member of all d major societies n ministries in d church except d choir.. Let's jst say ma voice isnt one to die 4!!

Neva was in2 mornin masses ,I too like sleep
Bt Evenin masses.. U can bet ur life savings I'll b dere. .I clean up d Marian grotto n spent hours praying both written n unwritten prayers.. ..


I swear anytime I think bak at doz days tears sort of well up in ma eyes.. I truly believed in Wat I was doing den... Sometimes I wish I Neva rily discovered d truth n jst stayed a devout Catholic. .