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Politics › Re: We're All Crooks In Nigeria, We Always Find A Shortway To Any Law - Robert Clark by SWATMan: 3:22pm On Oct 10, 2023
EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4fFp2vhwz4

We're All Crooks In Nigeria, We Always Find A Shortway To Any Law - Robert Clark, SAN (Video)


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It's you and your family that are crooks
Politics › Re: The Certificate Elephant In Abuja By lasisi Olagunju by SWATMan: 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2023
Racoon:
Sarrki, Afamed, Omenka, Seunmsg, NgeneUkwenu
You forgot LegendHero too.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Not Living Up To Expectation – Financial Times by SWATMan: 9:52am On Oct 10, 2023
Acidosis:
Is anyone surprised?
Does he have any economic policy in the first place? I remembered the interview he granted Al-jazeerah shortly before the election, when questioned about how he intends to solve the numerous economic problém confronting the the country. His response was not only empty but childish. "I will not reveal my economic strategy now so that, my opponents will not steal it" Even as i type, the blueprint is still being hidden from Atiku and Obi. BAT has no economic policy and that's why he unleashed the twin policies of no subsidy regime and floating the naira, without attempting to install a policy handbreak to at least save us from this seeming economic free fall.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s House Of Forgeries An Unending Drama, Says Atiku by SWATMan: 3:05am On Oct 09, 2023
Westerville:
…smuggling ‘Adekunle’ into his name shameful

John Alechenu, Abuja

The Presidential Candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in the February 25, 2023 election, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, has expressed disgust at what he described as President Ahmed Tinubu’s proclivity for forgeries.

Atiku spoke through his Media Adviser, Mazi Paul Ibe, in a statement, in Abuja, on Sunday.

He said, it was saddening that despite the exposure of the President’s forged Chicago State University, CSU, certificate, his handlers have continued to alter his records while trying to divert attention from previous forgeries.

He said, “Since Tuesday last week when the deposition regarding President Bola Tinubu’s educational qualifications came to the fore in the United States, there have been several attempts to twist the facts of the matter, which deliberately aim to confuse the mind of the public concerning the matter.

“Some media aides to the president have come out openly to ‘push back on the narrative’, while some media houses, especially one, have persistently slanted their story to justify a corrupted interpretation of the facts in the disposition.

“Sadly, however, the truth of the matter remains that Nigeria’s President, Bola Tinubu falsified a document he submitted to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) and swore an affidavit under oath to back up his forgery.

“On page 26 of the deposition which is publicly available, the Registrar of the Chicago State University, Caleb Westberg under oath, was asked a simple question that, “CSU has determined that it does not have a true and correct copy of the diploma issued to Bola Tinubu is 1979, correct?

“To which the Registrar responded, “that’s correct.”

Ibe further said, “Also, on page 27, a similar question was put to Mr. Westberg: “So, CSU, after going through every diploma, was unable to find an authentic copy of any diploma that CSU issued to Tinubu in 1979. Is that correct?”

“The CSU Registrar, in his response, said: “We did not find any diploma issued by CSU in 1979 to Mr. Tinubu.”

“And coming straight to the specific issue of whether the CSU is aware of or in possession of the diploma that Tinubu submitted to INEC, to which Mr. Westberg simply said, “Correct, we are not aware of it.”

“Indeed, anyone who has taken time to do a thorough reading of the deposition will come to the unambiguous conclusion that the footprints of Tinubu’s odyssey as far as the CSU documents are concerned is filled with profound forgeries and abuse of administrative due process.

“President Tinubu’s supporters and spin doctors will want to force the narrative of, at least, “Tinubu graduated from the CSU down our throat, even when the narrative has no foothold in logic.

“The question remains: How does a candidate graduate from a university that you were never qualified for?

“According to information in the open, President Tinubu applied to the CSU with a pre-qualifying 1970 certificate from Government College Lagos, whereas the school did not come into existence until 1974. Maybe this should make Tinubu the first man ever to have an anticipatory certification from the school four clear years before the founding of the school.

“Another mystery is that in addition to the non-existing Government College Lagos certificate, Tinubu presented a certificate from another school in the United States that belongs to a female candidate and a Cambridge HSC of 1970 – the same year he purportedly graduated from a secondary school in Nigeria.

“Long before the CSU discovery of last week, Tinubu has had a history of forgery and perjury. In his form CF001 he filed ahead of his governorship election in 1999, Tinubu had claimed albeit fraudulently that he attended St John’s Primary School Aroloya, Government College Ibadan and Chicago University as different from Chicago State University.

“The late lawyer and human rights icon Gani Fawehinmi would have succeeded in bursting him but for the immunity he enjoyed as Governor of Lagos State.

“President Tinubu must be a man of mystery. No wonder his supporters call him Idan (a distorter).

“It is our contention that at the heart of the forgery scandal against President Tinubu is the question of integrity and morality.

“If the President would not do what is honourable by resigning from office and saving the country an imminent embarrassment, at least his supporters should desist from telling shameful lies to confuse the public

“Lastly, while supporters of the President are quick to reference his transcript from the Chicago State University as evidence of his studentship in the school, we are alarmed how his NYSC certificate bears Bola Adekunle Tinubu, even when the CSU said under oath that the middle name of “A” was never interpreted in any document in his file.

“Every Nigerian who has undergone the NYSC programme understands that the names on the NYSC are never a creation of the candidate, but the official name that the student was officially known as, from their tertiary institution.


“Tinubu was allegedly never known as Adekunle at CSU. Thus, the only way to understand how Adekunle was smuggled on his NYSC discharge certificate can only be explained as a forgery.

“Yet, his media aides will come to the open to make a shameful alternative fact.

“It is even more shameful that just when this whole scandal continues to unfold, media handlers of President Tinubu have, from nowhere, smuggled a middle name of Adekunle into his Wikipedia account. The word Adekunle in Yoruba is a house filled with royalty. But in this instance, we daresay it is a house filled with forgeries.

“It is, therefore, becoming very obvious that there is no end point to how President Tinubu and his spin doctors will continue to use one forgery to cover the other.”

Source
Vanguard Newspaper.
One of his spin doctor on nairaland is LegendBeer, sorry Hero grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lebanon Moves And Israel Announces A General Alert by SWATMan: 10:50pm On Oct 08, 2023
marenx:
Israeli government should hunt and kill only the terrorists and spare the innocent unless the innocent become attackers. Furthermore, both sides should make effort for reconciliation.
Good talk. That's is what it's supposed to be. WW1 and WW11 started like this, unfortunately, not those who fired the first shot came out victorious in the end. I foresee the beginning of WW111. This conflict will widen in the next couple of days. Remember that Blinken(US Defense Secretary) is a jew and Natenyahu is hawk, and would not back down easily. Moreover these two are descendants of one man Abraham but only seperated by religious beliefs! I don't know why some Nigerians are dancing skelewu over the matter, when we have a more pressing problem here at home.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The United States Warns Hezbollah To Stay Out of israeli conflict. . Rt.com by SWATMan: 10:37pm On Oct 08, 2023
BOSSkesh:
I don’t know why igbos and ipobs are always happy when Muslims are killed
I hate to say it, but you are an idiot. What parameter did you employ to arrive at your conclusion? So anyone who does not look at issues from your own contentless mind is an Igbo? Why must you tribalise an event that has seen so many threads opened by your kinsmen celebrating the defenseless killing of women and children? You didn't see the the other thread where retards like you were celebrating the slaughter of Israeli soldiers and innocent civilians, or how your kinsmen celebrate the killing of some innocent igbos in nairaland? Please get lost hipocrite. Igbo this, Igbo that.
Politics › Re: CSU: You Can’t Convince Those Who Believed That Buhari Was Cloned - Omokri by SWATMan: 6:05pm On Oct 07, 2023
SMoh247:
cool



...Very foolish set of people

I wish Nairaland had block button

Block them on Twitter

Or change username on Nairaland to avoid the fools



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It's you and reno that are the real morons here. Remember, internet never forgets.

Politics › Re: CSU: Certificate Tinubu Submitted To INEC Not Our Document - DailyPost by SWATMan: 7:19am On Oct 05, 2023
obembet:
Incase u are brainless, let me educate u small. UK, US don't issues diploma certificate second time, but u can get it via third party, if u want to use the certificate to get job in US or any European countries, they wil only request for your SSN and verify ur name via school.

Note:

U and brainless your brother should keep damage the image of the country in the name of emotional politics. Tinubu, Obi, atiku and Thier and children get blue passport. It's u and ur brainless brother that wil affect. More than 80% prisoners in Asia countries are Nigeria and they are from ur region.
You are the brainless one here. These excuses are irrelevant. [b]Our president forged his certificate simple! [/b]And here you are justifying this anomaly. When Salisu Buhari did same thing in 2000, it was the same yoruba press that exposed and criticized him, and demanded his immediate resignation because he was a northerner. Today the tide has changed and all i see is stupidity of the highest order on display by some low lifes like you. Most honest Yorubas are aghast at this national embarrassment and are speaking out against it, rather you are here dancing the Russian roulette over it Shame on you. Tribalist.
Politics › Re: CSU: Certificate Tinubu Submitted To INEC Not Our Document - DailyPost by SWATMan: 7:04am On Oct 05, 2023
PassingShot:
Una be olodo who have deliberately decided to be unfortunate in life.

CSU simply confirmed BAT was their student, graduated with honours, as first among equals.

CSU allows licensed vendors to produce replacement certificates for their past graduates and they normally do not authenticate such docs because the transcript is what's more important and valued in the USA.

And the unique identifier, the social security number confirms EVERY GADDEM THING Tinubu has said.

It sucks to be headless mob. They can't reason independently grin cheesy
I never knew some of you guys were this empty until now. I hope you would say same if it was Obi or Atiku. Keep it up.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Drags Rufai To Court For Allegedly Telling Lies Against Tinubu by SWATMan: 9:23pm On Oct 04, 2023
saysoo:
please sir, the verse. I want to read it.
1Peter 4:17
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Drags Rufai To Court For Allegedly Telling Lies Against Tinubu by SWATMan: 4:31pm On Oct 04, 2023
Feintline:
No matter how reno omokiri and other hired forgery gang men try to twist events, the truth that omokiri and every person who can read or understand simple english language is out and clear.

CSU officials under oath disowned the certificate submitted by tinubu to the independent national electoral commission (Inec).
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Nigeria has been disgraced and embarassed beyond recognition all becos of a fraudulent man, a drug trafficker and a forger of certificate.

This is very sad. It is really very sad.
A so-called pastor. No wonder the bible says that judgement will begin from the pulpit.
Politics › Re: CSU Brouhaha: Photo Of Tinubu Being Awarded As Best Graduating Student. by SWATMan: 8:47am On Oct 04, 2023
alanto:
You are conquered people, you don't go nowhere. Tinubu dictate your lives now, after sponsporing Ekpa to turn your city and villages into ruins he will not release Kanu to finish you people off... Holy holy, Kanu is greater than Amadioha isseeeee
Cuckoo!
Politics › Re: CSU Brouhaha: Photo Of Tinubu Being Awarded As Best Graduating Student. by SWATMan: 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2023
flokii:
The man is brilliant.. too brilliant
Imagine dusting the whole class of mixed race to emerge first.. whereas one mof0 that is not proud of his certificate from UNN is busy throwing dirts.

A man graduated with flying colours from CSU and presented his honour achievement to INEC while another that noone is sure of his university degree presented ordinary O'Level GCE to aspire for the highest office in the land.. yet some sl0wpokes are going about defending the GCE holder.
You guys are amazing grin when Igbos said they wanted to leave, you guys were at the fore front of the opposition against their exit. Now you are angry with them because you want them to be silent over a seemingly embarrassing situation like this? You and your ilks need psychiatric evaluation. A Fulani man took your principal to a foreign court where he has brought oppobrium not only to Nigeria, but to the entire black race yet you are here attacking Obi who did not sue him. Shame on you! You are disgrace to the Yoruba tribe, and mind you that you can't eat your cake and have it.
Politics › Re: Go to Court, Go To Court...we Have Seen Where It Ended Tinubu And his Goons by SWATMan: 10:02pm On Oct 03, 2023
Nice2023:
Why are guys angry for the way Atiku exposed Emilokan.

U guys supported them when they were shouting go to court.

This is where the court has landed him.

Now that he has been exposed...expect the president to be severely ridiculed internationally.

The shame hasn't started yet.

CNN,BBC and even Aljazeera would not spare him anytime he is seen any where abroad.

The implication is so broad that he alone knows it.
Even some of his ministers would no longer respect him for having messed up big time.

U guys don't know what it means for a subordinate to have a better but unforged certificate in the same office with their boss,it breeds competition and all sorts.

That is where Tinubu is today.

What a shame that a president of the largest black nation on earth gained admission with someone else's school certificate.

Shame on all of u turning a blind eyes..children of vipers.
grin grin grin
Adolf Hitler once described the Soviet union (to his generals) "as one big dilapidated shed that the only thing needed was to kick the door, and the whole structure would come crumbling" Nigeria has lost her integrity forever because of the ambition of one desperate man ably assisted the weak institutions that are meant to do due diligence on the candidates. The outcome is that the little reputation we have as a country is gone forever.
This certificate saga remind of of one of James Hardley Chase's series "The sucker punch" BAT got something worse than a busted jaw.
Politics › Re: Tinubu US Lawyers Approached 3 Appeal Courts Today & Failed -David Hundeyin by SWATMan: 5:46pm On Oct 02, 2023
Orubebe01:
Why are you calling obidients as if obi was the one that won your master. Why not face atiku? You people are fond of leaving the substance to pursue Shadow
I mean, i don't understand this level of stupidity. It quite disgusting.
Politics › Re: US Court Set To Release Tinubu’s Academic Records Today by SWATMan: 11:11am On Oct 02, 2023
Hussein035:
No matter what is released I am certain obidiotts will still complain
Why mention Obi? Was he the one that sued BAT? You guys are empty skulls. FYI Obi said that anyone can request for his records from the UN Nsukka. I think that would cure your hatred.
Politics › Re: Finally, The Day Tinubu Dreaded In His Life Is Here. by SWATMan: 10:35am On Oct 02, 2023
AdamuKD:
Tinubu forged certificate has already caught up with him and all his agbado hoodlums will be disgraced today. The report reaching us now is that Tinubu is not feeling fine because of the international disgrace that is about to befall him.

Atiku is the hero of our time. May Allah bless him richly for exposing Tinubu and his senseless supporters
Alhamdulillah! This is gonna be great!
Politics › Re: My Thoughts About This CSU Saga by SWATMan: 7:45am On Oct 02, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Stop buying your mkpurummiri from Amawbia Junction (that small market opposite the prisons at Amawbia). There is a man at Okpoko at Onitsha (at the back of the old Premier Hotel). His own mkpurummiri doesn't scatter brain like this. You hear?
Cock brain, he said ask me any question and you are here penning down rubbish. Ori eja.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tinubu Returns To Nigeria One Week After Attending UNGA by SWATMan: 11:49am On Sep 30, 2023
Ekabo o! I hope you bought biscuits and fruit juice for us baba? cheesy
Politics › Re: ATIKU: The Giant Killer?? by SWATMan: 4:13pm On Sep 29, 2023
Xscape1993:
Good write up you have here...
Very creative.
Politics › Re: AGF Oluwatoyin Madein In Alleged Age Falsification, Bribery - Angry Directors by SWATMan: 8:06pm On Sep 28, 2023
felong:
Tinubu's government is riddled with forgery, Corruption, bribery etc. I wonder how people feel defending this man. I wonder how they sleep at night.
MKO Abiola once said that "a fish starts to rotten from the head." I am not surprised. We ain't seen nothing yet.
Politics › Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by SWATMan: 7:55pm On Sep 28, 2023
Rossikk:
Is Mathematics so hard for you IPOB peabrains?

DRC doesn’t have even 5 trillion worth of minerals.

This thread stated 500 trillion USD.

The thing about that kind of money is that it is enough to clear all impediments to development, including corruption, inefficiency, nepotism etc.

How much do you want to steal?

It is scarcity of money that makes you notice corruption.

UAE corruption is stratospheric. Their leaders own mansions in Hollywood! But there’s zero poverty in UAE because they have just 9 million people with three times Nigeria’s oil and gas deposits and daily exports.

If Nigeria strikes that sort of untold wealth, it would be the exact same.

And your IPOB terrorist leaders would plead for forgiveness and claim Hausas are their long lost brothers!

They will say it was the devil that deceived them into fighting for secession.
@ the bolded shows you lack content and not worth the stress Olodo.
Politics › Re: Labour Party Defends Presidential Candidate Peter Obi Amidst Arrest Rumors by SWATMan: 2:20am On Sep 27, 2023
spearman:
Nobody gives a fuk about Bitter Hoebi and his hoard of junkies from the land of the rising scorn.
Just imagine the buncombe you posted. The job of ass-catchers like yourself must be quite tedious. Olodo
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Metal Drainage Cover Thieves In Lagos (Photos) by SWATMan: 1:31am On Sep 27, 2023
benuejosh:
Just to satisfy the needs of a woman, some men will just involve themselves in very unpleasant acts. So unfortunate.

Things women make men do.

Notwithstanding, every form of criminality should not be allowed. They should be dealt with thoroughly. Wether Fesse, Ayose, Abiodun or Musa. They should be dealt with.

And they will be the first to blame the government for not working.

They MUST be Obidient. Heavy enemies of progress. See as they Laboured in vain.
Shame on you bigot. You have no identity and devoid of content, that's why you post foolish comments.
Politics › Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by SWATMan: 10:01am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink
Brains and not brawn will rule the 21st century. Empty brain, why is DRC the most resources endowed nation in Africa not experiecing your hallucinations inspired write up? That why you are an idler fantasizing on irrelevant matter.
Lithium ko, Californium ni
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by SWATMan: 7:23am On Sep 26, 2023
DaddyJapan:
GazetteNG doing a hatchet job again. cool



What United States President has agreed to have his transcripts and admission documents released to the public?

Here is what was said about the Hero of Nigeria's own Tea Party movement (Donald Trump).



Source: TIME Magazine: Donald Trump Criticized Obama's Grades. But His Lawyer Threatened Trump's Alma Maters Not to Release His Own Grades
Rubbish.
Politics › Re: Atiku Unveils 10 Purported Lies Of Tinubu’s Administration In 117 Days by SWATMan: 10:32pm On Sep 24, 2023
Politics › Re: Atiku Unveils 10 Purported Lies Of Tinubu’s Administration In 117 Days by SWATMan: 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2023
Politics › Re: Atiku Unveils 10 Purported Lies Of Tinubu’s Administration In 117 Days by SWATMan: 10:25pm On Sep 24, 2023
Feintline:
This was how lagos was built 1999-2007.
Built on lies, propaganda, brown envelope journalists, etc.

Tinubu is a premium disaster.
I sincerely love what atiku is doing in the USA.

Some people are angry because they feel the shame and disgrace will be international.
You can't blame atiku. If we had a working judiciary, there will be no need for atiku to go all the way to the USA for all these.
Since the Nigerian judges have decided to disgrace themselves and their profession, then lets threat matters outside.

Atiku is saving generations of Nigerians born and unborn.
I think i agree with you. I am afraid of where we are heading to.
Christianity Etc › Re: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by SWATMan: 2:20pm On Sep 24, 2023
Gentlelox:
Who dash Reno $100,000?
He's a pauper.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Real Coup Plotters Are Sit-tight Leaders Who Manipulate Constitutions"-doumbouy by SWATMan: 4:56am On Sep 24, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
This obedients and ipob are terrible people. Always reading different meaning into everything.

This is Tinubu first term, the man talked about sit tight presidents.

Nigeria has never had a sit tight president.

Indeed obedients are bitter souls and they have totally finished Peter obi politically.

Spits
“A government having forced itself into power in a similar way the putschist did in the Niger Republic, cannot be arrogating itself the honour to lead a puritan force against a sovereign nation"



I hope you read that part of his speech or are you telling us that you are exactly what your moniker stands for? What has Obi got to do with this? I'd rather spit on a zombie who is a dumbo, and is prejudiced in his thought process, than an obidient who is only making correct deduction from the essay. Olodo.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Secures $13bn Oil And Gas Investment Commitment From Shell, Exxonmobil by SWATMan: 5:56pm On Sep 22, 2023
nlfpmod:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/22/nigeria-secures-13-billion-oil-and-gas-investment-commitment-from-shell-exxonmobil-others-olu-verheijen/
Lies this is not possible when same shell is divesting and selling off her shares locally. Propagandits

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