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Chai Ali my man.


There will never be another as great.

Just a day before he was rushed to the hospitals, my brothers were talking about him and boxing.

Ali the pretty boy.

The one so mean he makes medicine sick.

Such a legend.

darkenedrebel:
Roger that!.

How are you today?.



It is nightmarishly complex and almost ineffable.

Let's just say our destinies are intertwined, and together we are meant to withstand the greatest and most kafkaesque temblors of this world; whilst cavorting hand-in-hand under Cupid's breath; leaving lasting indentations on the sands of time.

I just offered you some clues with the reams of data up there; now arrive at a conclusion inductively.



Me too!.
I try my damnedest to enjoy them but I just can't, especially when it is not starring Omotola Jolade and blue ribbon thespians of that sort.

The only reason I'm watching these ones is because my aunt prescribed them.



I didn't know some Agbalumos dished out 'slaps'.
Na wa ooooo

I'm beautiful sucre, how you?

Lol, you'll just murder me some day with your mind twisting grammar. So the matter is that serious? Hmm, she didn't know o

Well, I guess since you are already watching it, I shouldn't bother, being that you are watching for both of us, so enjoy boo boo.

They do o, you haven't been slapped by any?

After everything and how much the man u family has castigated him, they still went to beg him to take their sorry a$$es, smh.

Yeye club.

This isn't a very good idea, besides it being unfair to the men in prison in the country, it's a dangerous move.

What's the guarantee that these ones are reformed or haven't become worse than they were prior to incarceration?

darkenedrebel:
So now it has become ''stating a fact"?.
Okies, I honourably concede.



I don't believe in reincarnation and Fortean woo-woo of that nature



Pumpkin?

I missed you too Agbalumo



I'm doing my best.



Then why aren't you posting with it yet? I thought it was your MAIN account.

@underlined. . . .What do you think?



My aunt sent me two Nigerian series to watch. They are entitled: 'Adam's Apple' and 'Gidi Culture'.

I've watched the first episodes of both and they are quite on point.
You could try the whirl in your pastime.

It's my main account aite but, nothing jare, maybe I'm too lazy to swap, I probably will now that you mentioned it.

@ underlined, I don't think anything , you tell me.

Errm I have serious trouble keeping up with Nigerian movies/series, I always get pissed off or bored so I don't know but I will give it a try cos of you.

I love agbalumo, I hope you mean the sweet kind though, not those ones that 'slaps' according to my naija peeps.

darkenedrebel:
Look who was blowing hot air about me being a chest-beater and here she is, segueing cavalierly into the uncharted territories of braggadocio.

Have you forgotten so swiftly how you gave me a bollocking for the exact thing of which you are now guilty of?. A little omphaloskepsis would jog your befogged memory.

. . . . .such cathartic flip-flops.



Your metaphors are somewhat redolent of the allegories my grandfather usually narrated to me under the blue moon.



I've been in shipshape form, dear.

Missed me? . "Help!!!!!!!!!, sweetcocoa's Nairaland account has been HACKED" .



On the contrary, the only thing(s) I have been doing in your absence are my relatively frazzling exams.

When is the ban on your freecocöa account finally getting lifted?.

I wonder why bans placed on accounts should even exceed a span of one week, especially since we are actually PAYING to browse the forum.

When the footfall on the forum experiences a sharp decline due to indiscriminate banning of accounts; then maybe only then would Seün pinion the excesses of his power-drunk acolytes.

I'm not doing same thing as you jor, just stating a fact.


Lol, I just might be your grandfather in another body.


I missed you na, you sound like I got stone for a heart, I did miss you pumpkin.

I trust you killing it, all the best love.

The ban's been lifted since the 20th though, do you like freecocoa?

Don't mind seun and his goons, they don't know what they doing.

darkenedrebel:
I was beginning to suspect the despot mods had gotten your swëetcocoa account incarcerated as well.

How far? What's on the upswing side of the curve in the Shire?
.

Lol, those mods know better than to try me more than once.

I dey o, just been flat out like a lizard drinking!

How you been? Missed you.


who you been doing in my absence?

alobright17:
The Juju wey catch your Brother no be here ooo,people blaming your Brother don't even understand how the thing works,Na swallow your Bros swallow the medicine.The only Remedy be pray pray pray and pray till the lady confess and everyone will be free,your Bros get luck say ehn no get brother like me I for tell him,the girl and property buyers say na ones person dey die for ever hurting my mom.

What are you talking about? This young man is beyond irresponsible and you are blaming his gf?

How convenient, the usual blame the woman mentality, even when the man is the problem, some people sha.

Hi Darkenedrebel.


Remember me?

TheSunSon:
@ Your signature: say "I am going to hell.... Not we,there is no we.

Change it then.

Adaure4ever:
are you dumb? Bet wit ur life?
Mr man, i am a proud virgin and can take an oath anywhere for that. Oya swerve.

Are you related to Onila?

It's your fault for sleeping with a jerk in the first place.

It's not every guy that says he likes you, you should pay mind to.

I read somewhere that he has numerous records with the police, some of which are sealed.

I don't know why a woman would decide to love a criminal that will likely end up being responsible for her murder.

It's a pity, just 26 years.

What a mentality, smh.

crackhaus:
Give me the address or you're a chicken.

I've sent someone to bring it to you, you'll have it in no time, just wait small, you hear?

crackhaus:
Well you know what they say, "walk the talk"

Oya prove it!

I knew that was going to be the next thing.

Come to my house and see for yourself.

crackhaus:
Toot your horns away jor, no time..

Just know that with this level of 'horn tooting', I may just end up being disappointed with what I stare at in the end.

Lol, wicked.

I guarantee you won't be, even if you be gay sef

crackhaus:
Lol.. Such confidence

I hope you can back it up with the looks and attitude, else you're the one deceiving yourself..

Lol, I shouldn't toot my own horn but believe me, you will stare if I waka pass you, and I treat people right.

Just don't argue, you'll do what I ask and make sure I'm happy while at it

niggaz4life:
hahahaha sweetcocoa how far na ? trust the weekend is going fine lolzzzz

I dey my man, weekend's sweet, just chilling.

I don't need to ask how you are, I see you doing great, remain blessed.

niggaz4life:
I am an african so I am expected to sound african, however I am an african who knows the fine line between being primitive and being classy and I never ever cross that line.

Keeping it classy huh? I see you bro.

Sukkot why you here disgracing the lord, childrens of god don't fight ya know.

kaboninc:
Like where have I been? Smh......


We were chatting the other day and you just veered off only for me to meet you here dragging a patanla with someone here.

But do you like to fight....with hands or mouth or fingers?

Lol. I didn't veer off jor, we will still continue na, pipe low jor

I don't fight, and no ask me that kind question again.

WellEndowed:
^^Chineke @sweetcocoa ke ndi israel. Why did you quote me no ni? What I do?

Sorry no vex abeg, na mistake.

My friend sharrap, let's even agree you are older than me, what does that have to do with anything? Wait o, so because you think you are older than me, means you can disrespect me and get away with it? What is wrong with you people for crying out loud? How daft are you?

I swear, my parents were/are proud to show me off, everyone in my life feels privileged to have me in their lives(I'm not telling you cos I just want to talk) I am telling you a FACT, so don't burst a nerve think ing that saying my parents did a bad job, means sh1t, it doesn't, they did an amazingly awesome job and I'd have them as my parents, every life.

Lol @ organising agberos to beat me, you go first see me before your agberos go wan beat me , abi na?, let's assume you see me sef, I swear those agberos will say "Kai that Aunty too fresh o, fine aunty weldone o". Those your agberos will clear any thing in my path, saying "aunty soffry pass make dirty no touch you" So Oga just don't kid yourself ee ya?

Don't bother about a job, I like the one I have, whatever you may even provide will likely be one I can't do, so thanks but no thanks.

Firstly, I don't need a man to feel good about myself, having said that, I don't need to try and find a man. I don't even have to, men boku, like you need to see where they want to get my attention, me, try and find a man, you try use ya head na,
I'm one of the happiest persons you'll ever encounter, you need to hear people who know me talk about me, they always want me around, my presence lights up the room, laughter galore things so boo boo, I can never be bitter, my heart is too good to be.


My brother is my padi, I can tell him my mind, if we ever disagree and he annoys me like he likes to(my mum said he loves me too much, that's why he's always "looking for your trouble" I call him whatever comes to my head and he laughs or try to annoy me further, don't compare yourself to my brother, as in eh, the love between us will not allow us get to a point where we can't bear our hearts/mind to each other, so no dey mumu yourself. You, gentlemanly? My friend sharrap, you think knowing the word gives you the right to call yourself that? You can never be a gentleman even if you try from now to eternity, you are Fecking crude, gentlemen aren't, so just settle for the thug life you living, suits you best. A gentleman would know that everyone has an opinion and right to be listened to, but you don't, reason you'd talk about women and small girls in that manner, hediot.

I am very fine thank you, you are the damaged one for not being able to know to mind your business, thinking that being older than people gives you right to insult them and demand respect at the same time, you are a m0r0n. Don't go o, come here let me teach you what you've failed to learn despite claiming to have sense, respect yourself and others and they will respect you, you don't demand respect from me after disrespecting me, are you mad? Take time o.

I assure you, I am very well mannered and I keep it real, I don't encounter idiots like you often in the real world, but when I do, I never hesitate to put them in their place, so be warned.

Try rubbish with me again and we'll continue where we left off, I know the ones to ignore, your type, I like to trash, nansenz.

Bolade005:
You this id1ot, I tried my best not to come hard on you but I will right now. You lack manners and yes I blame your parents for this, they did a terrible job raising you.
You can come on NL and start spewing trash because this is a faceless forum but I know your type, you're a spineless, spoilt little brat. You're probably just a bit above 20years, you can't say sh1t to my family's last born's face and not get beaten. That "agbero" in your head, I will organise boys to beat hell out it so you can have some sense. If you choose to be stup1d, i'd reformat your brain settings.
You think we are mate, id1ot?, If you need a job, beg me and I will get you one. I'm ready to do this just to drive my point home that I'm not only your age mate, I'm also not your grace mate. Where I am in life, your parents will fast 60days just to see you and your siblings reach half the height and I'm still aiming for more. And trust me, I'm not gloating.
Go and work on yourself maybe you'd find yourself a real man. You're young but yet bitter, what happened to you? How did you end up so damaged, id1ot?. Pray hard kiddo so your own bro's prophesy that you won't find a real man don't come to pass on you. Don't you tell me not to involve your parents, I will cos they didn't raise you well. It's not my fault they failed to teach u manners and now that it's obvious they failed, they shouldn't mind some mudslinging.
Oh my, you started with throwing ad hominem just for saying "you dey jonze yourself". I'm sure you can't call your brother names for this and you think you can just hide behind the keyboard to type sh1t at people that are way above you, shey? You're mistaken. I was acting all gentleman for a reason, I was trained the pyratical way and it's against my belief to trade words with women not to now talk of a small girl like you.
Again I ask, how did you end up so damaged? Who hurt you? Why are you miserable?
This is the last you will hear from me. You've dragged me down enough. I'm going to let you floss and display the madness in your head. Show the world that you're indeed stup1d, damaged and above all, mannerless.

kaboninc:

You Hey


Where you been?

Bolade005:
I didn't even put up a fight. She's not worth my time.

Says the idiot who doesn't hesitate to quote me any chance he gets. Yes, I will mention you quoting because you shouldn't, if you have a problem with me.

Una stupid1ty is very annoying because it's so glaring it hurts the eyes, yet you don't see it.

Someone isn't worth your time, why da feck do you then insert yourself in that person's business? Just how do does it make sense? The most annoying part is that y'all scream "elders" like your lives depend on it, e dey pain me o because I no like rubbish and how does someone who call himself an elder behave like this? When I was growing up, that word meant something, stop 'disgracing' it.

I don't do rubbish, please.

That is me, besides at work though.

Not that I don't still pick it up during work sha

crackhaus:
I might probably do it, but be certain that it will come with conditions that I'm sure you won't be crazy enough to fulfill.

Which will prove you're not as persuasive as you think

I still dey laugh you cos you know you just deceiving yourself.


Sweety, when I make demands, believe me, you won't be in a place to be giving conditions.

All these ladies here saying, it serves UJU right and that Burna's mum did the right thing, I hope your children won't disgrace you o(no be if una even see am as disgrace sef).

Hmm

I see..

Little wonder.

5minsmadness:
Na lie
Who banned you? For doing what? Dem well?

Na true o, a mod in crime section for saying I support jungle justice for a pedophile caught in the act.

Obviously them no well.

5minsmadness:
What happened to your free moniker though?

Banned.