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shaybebaby:
Them craze.
Them no get better work.

Will the real "them" please stand up!!!

See me trouble o, so babe you know someone by that name and you no tell me.

[quote author=Bolade005 post=45627252][/quote]I never knew your name na 'them'.

shaybebaby:
Hot daaaayuuuuuum!!!! Girl's going to be smoking hawt..(ouch!!! Burned my fingers on my phone, too much hotness radiating through it ). If you've got it, flaunt it..I got ya back hunni.

I'm well jel, I wanna party too. We have to sort something out, I have the whole summer to kill.

Lol, we definitely will.

kaboninc:
You guys...those who don't believe in a spiritual being. I once told a friend 'good luck' and he said I should not wish him luck. That's just it ni...


Hahahahahaha....my faith for where you dey strong pass diamond. In fact, e fit create another planet!


You go groove remain for me? Chisos! I no dey chop wetin dem remain for pot na. Abeg, share the groove into two and keep my own.

LOL, you know, we all don't believe the same things even if we don't all believe in god, some atheists are superstitious. Anyways about the luck thing, I don't read much into it, it's just something I say subconsciously.

Okay na, keep faith alive then.

Na wetin I mean na, I go keep your own, how can I give you left overs? I no chop craze na.

joseph1832:
Denied what? Don't flatter yourself gurl, you wouldn't blush. Post the link to the thread gurl and stop being a sissy.

I believe you know the meaning of flirting? LMFAO!

Of course some women are not in my league, but you, you're beneath the league my house help is. Lol.

LMFAO! Honesstly, you're truly hilarious. I'm sure you're showing everyone with a functioning brain who the niitwit truly is.

Analice107, Ishilove, I believe you'll believe "the truth shall set you free".

This is the best way to expose these set of people... I take my leave.

You know, I didnt even need to say anything before someone with a discerning mind would know you sent pms, na today we don dey NL? Pftt

See people wey get house girl, you go first feed yourself before you feed another person na.

You dey expose thunder wey don fire you finish, why are you running away? Come and stay, further prove how much of a loser you are, ozu rere ere, next time mention me in your nonsense let me remind you how much a buffoon you are, Dan banza ko wai.

Bolade005:
You think we care if you live out your sexual fantasies? Both of you can eat the devil out of yourself for all we care.

Btw, how old are you? 20?

If you no care, why not face front? Anybody call you? Amebo.

17.

kaboninc:
You wish me luck? Seriously? I though you guys don't use that word?

Well, thanks because I need it all the same. I no go forget you ni!


Biko, I dey wait for the pm oh. The names, location and evri evri...know say you get kut if I hammer!

That parri no be for here oh! Na that time e dey sema wellu wellu. I'm so gonna miss the groove! Enjoy!

Abeg who be 'you guys'? Do I need to give you space too?

I go send am, just have faith, shey you area believer na.

I dey tell you, na that time things dey shele, I go groove remain for you sha.

joseph1832:
Oh yes please do. That will ease a lot of tension. At least I made it known here I sent you a pm, unlike you said, making it sound as if I secretly sent you a pm. And hey, when did 2 pms amount to many pms? You make it sound as if I sent you thousands of pms.

And yes, I sent you the pm because I wanted to privately ask if you're a lesbian, now ever thought why I stop sending those 'many' pms, I'll let you in, its because you proved you're a lesbian. Hahahaha.

And my dear, wanking myself to sleep its way way not so good, beside, why should I want myself to sleep when their are many women out there, who are ten times cuter and more good looking than you? I believe you know pussy_ is a commodity in Nigeria? Hehehehe

My dear, you are who you are! Who cares A look at my threads and posts will show anyone with a functioning brain inside their head who the nitwit is.

Oh freecocoa, with the sweetcocoa, when did insult you? Did I call you a self-servicer, or a bastard, or a fool, or an idiot_ or slowpoke? I think not. If you can't understand innuendos and sarcasm mixed with lewd irony, then you tell me who the nitwit is.

You made it known where? Like you wouldn't have denied it if there was no way to prove it, ewu.

How stupid are you? Come how old are you sef? You wanted to ask if I was a lesbian, why didn't you ask me on here? And of all persons to flirt with, na lesbian you choose? You should be very ashamed of your pathetic self, oh! Please you stopped after realising I was never going to accept them ni, do not kid your miserable self.

See the useless thing that expects me to entertain his nonsense, an 1diot who sees women in Nigeria as a commodity, I blame you? When they keep accepting your silliness and insults as jokes, why won't you refer to them in that manner? Just get it into your empty skull that some women are not in your league, life may yet be easier for you if you realise this, otherwise you go just die for nothing from rejection.

This thread alone is enough to tell even people without a functioning brain how much of a tosser you are, stupid thing who doesn't even know what makes an insult, so untill you call someone an 1diot or any of those names before you insult them? You are a disgrace to m0r0ns. Do well to keep your innuendos to yourself, it is not by force to play with somebody.

kaboninc:
Yes bae, there's a huge potential in the project especially now that our government has effectively ended the subsidy regime.

Where do I find them right women to roll with? I mean the Tiwa type so I get me self a Range and Benz

Me not stingy like them girls and me's got foresight than them girls


BTW, I thought you would be going to rock than thing yo momma gave you tonight at the club?

I wish you luck with the project, remember me when you make am

No worry, I go pm you where to meet them, just truss me.

Club na 12 a.m things for my world, na that time things dey happen, we do it larger girls style.

shaybebaby:
You want to kill peeps on nairaland today . Let's go there.
Awww, I'm sorry your week was stressful. I'm good at curing stress, cook a nice meal, bottlessssss of vino on tap and some booty shaking music on and we would dance the night away.

For real though, it's a been a while I've been out on the tiles with my gillies, would be just the ticket. But make sure you go get your groove on, YOLO. What you thinking of wearing? My girl better be looking bangin.

Let them die finish, na them sabi.

Dang! You such a sweetheart, tell me, what else do I need when I gat you taking care of me like this?

I definitely plan on it, I'm gon really let my hair down tonight. I'm pairing a crop top with high waist denim bumshot, finishing it off with a pair of yeezy sneakers. You know the bod on your girl is hot, wanna show some skin tonight.

kaboninc:
Hahahaha...

I didn't run dear...

I was so busy yesterday, coordinating a project and it took my time. Plus my damn phone is frustrating my life. (Sadly no boo would want to get a new one for me unless I was a gurl )

So where we stop jarey?

E be like say some fellas dey razzle you here?

Okay o, I hope the project rakes in millions.

Lol, then you don't roll with the right women, chics be building houses for niggas these days o.

kaboninc:
DAMN



That thing in this cocoa, I really want it!

Mo gbe!!!!!!

You, shey you ran away yesterday abi?

cococandy:
Na their style.
After insulting you on NL, the PMs start coming in.
Only God knows what they would want to discuss privately after insulting you in public.

Don't mind the 1diot talking rubbish, o ka fa si e zuzu, thinking it's every woman they can try rubbish with, I no dey give them that kind chance at all and na wetin dey pepper am, anu mpama dika ya.

joseph1832:
Oh perhaps you should read carefully what you wrote before you jump into conclusion. And you keep saying I sent you pm(s), to the best of my knowledge, I sent you one (1) pm. So why all the talk about pms eh? Or are you jealous that I'm stylishly taking them females away from you, that's why you're so pent up? Surely there are enough women to go around.

Believe me, if I want to get into a woman's pants its easier said than done. But still, who would want to get into your pants, when its all licked up with saliva it wouldn't even recognize the joy of having a dick inside it eh?

Ma baby, take a serious chill pill and learn to ignore, there are many lesbians who follow me, and they saw what I wrote to ishilove, then ask yourself, why didn't they reply me? And why did you?

All rage and no stage make the world an empty place. drink coke gurl, you seriously need it.

Bascard, should we look for the thread where you told me you had sent another after I told you I didn't see the first as a way to politely let you down? Blawdy liar, and it's not news that men who claim to have it all in the department of how to get women only end up wanking themselves to sleep. Biko tell us, why did you send any pm at all since you are so sure I'm a lesbian?

I am not one of those women who would allow a nitwit get away with insulting them so whether anyone replies you or not, is not my beeswax, I am only concerned about myself. I will ignore what I want to and your slowpoke attitude is not one of such things.

Continue playing with the women who have no issues with being insulted by you, I clearly do, leave me out of your immature stupid jokes.

joseph1832:
Oh my goodness! Please when did "I like you" translate to "I want to date you?" Good lord! Don't tell me you're one of those misconstrued females who carry the notion that when a guy tells them he likes, the automatically mean he wants to date them?.

And please, what does sending you pm(s) usually mean. Still, don't tell me you're among the retarded_ bimbos who plague this site believing when a guy sends them pm(s) he wants to date them. Good lord! Surely, if you was planning on using this misguided tool of yours as a weapon, you should have heard at least what I have to say, so you can use it for your feeble minded weapon.

Truly baby gurl, you just bear testament to the fullness of this thread by being a 'typical' nigerian woman. But hey, don't worry, I still like you.

You are amazingly stupid, who said anything about dating? And since you brought it up, what were you pming me for? To tell me that you like me after already following me all over the place talking crap about liking me or you wanted to show me a business proposal? Did I tell you I'm a business woman? You go about making sexual jokes and flirting with me and somehow it has nothing to do with dating/sex yet you want to take it outside NL? you obviously think every woman is stupid that is why you would come back with this f00lish reply.

Look loser, I do not care for whatever reason why you sent them, which is why I didn't accept any of them in the first place, you lots usually have nothing to talk about besides looking for who to get into their pants, so I don't have time for that kind of nonsense. Just respect your rubbish self is all I am telling you.

Ishilove:
See, babe, I know Joe very very well and trust me when I say he is just yanking your chains. If you keep engaging him you will just get angrier and angrier by the minute.

What sort of stupid yanking of chains is that one? If you find such insulting comments funny, I do not, we are not kids here so people should be able to use their heads and know when they are crossing a line, when a person says they don't like something, a reasonable person would respect their choices. It's not like you just met me on here so you can't say I'm stuck up or something, I hate men that don't respect women and I don't take it lightly at all, he has been making snide remarks, upto the point of talking about fucking me/my rules and I told him in a polite way to stop as I do not find it funny, yet he won't stop, am I just supposed to overlook that when I actually thought he had sense? You can laugh all you want if you want to, I ordinarily wouldn't care, I am only telling you because you are someone I respect here.

Ishilove:
Joe! You don kolo finish

You think its funny right? He is being a jerk and you are laughing and encouraging him, I'd like to think you know better than to engage in such pettiness but then again, what do I know?

Weldone.

joseph1832:
Scared of who baby gurl, you? Perish the thought! Don't tell me you're being haunted by guilty conscience?

The problem with you 1diots is that when a smart and confident woman like myself who knows what she wants, refuses your useless advances, you become bitter and start lashing out, how many pms have you sent me again? how many times have I told you I'm not interested in the rubbish you have to say?? I am a bimbo and a lesbian yet you won't leave me out of those maggot infested fingers you use to type the nonsense you do. Because I come on NL and we engage in a discourse makes you think every girl is one you can talk trash to? I honestly do not blame you, na Internet cause am, stupid mofo.

joseph1832:
nna wetin we go do na. You're totally worth gossiping about, unlike some lezbo bimbo with pent up emotion.

LMAO.

Are you scared? Mention names na.

tinyanosa:
you need help urgently , something is wrong somewhere.

My friend talk like someone who has a functional brain for crying out loud, I bet you don't even know the first thing about how all these work, instead of you to learn you are talking crap that is in no way related to what's being discussed.


Dummy.

tinyanosa:
May almighty God have mercy on you for you know not what you are saying...In all thou getting, get understanding. Because u are a lost sheep.

Save yourself from ignorance before its too late girl.

Booty4me:
You are very foolish

The irony!

joseph1832:
Temper temper gurl please take a chill pill. I wouldn't want you explode just cause you got too many hot emotions all bottled up, waiting to explode like a geyser.

Calm your nerves gurl... Remember your pressure points, behind your ears... Woosah... There you go.

Now I believe its left for me to decide whether to quote you, or not quote you, as long as you stay on the path. now drink a bottle of coke and chill.

I don tell you finish, quote me and talk rubbish again na that time you go see emotion.

Welcome to reason bro.

Enjoy your peace of mind.

joseph1832:
Well, better to be an idiot than be a Pig!. People are left to see what they wanna see. You should know people aint wired like you are, all bottled up with emotions, like a twister looking for people to destroy.

Gurl, lemme tell you something, if you think me a jerk, I'll let you know when you see me in person, you'd fall in love with this jerk. Yeah baby.

Have a nice day miss.

Good, now stay away from anything that concerns me, I hate jerks with a passion, this place is big enough for us to exist without being in each other's way.

I'm a lesbian, have you forgotten, I can't possibly want you, bish.

joseph1832:
WTF Who is talking about you liking me and me hating you? I believe you can read right? Now tell what on earth did I say in the post you quoted that warranted you to label me an 'asshole?'.

Okay that said, I refuse to respect myself, so what you gonna do? you need to take a chill pill and stop sounding like one who's prone to emotional outburst and sentimental response....

You are an 1diot, making snide remarks about someone(like you do alot) is not asshole enough?

Keep being stupid all you want, I'm just letting you know so you don't think you are f00ling anyone from seeing you for what you really are, a blawdy jerk, nonsense.

shaybebaby:
I swear you always make me laugh out loud.
I'm good hun, just on mellow mode and dreaming of freedom in two weeks.
Then, I'll be stuck on you like white on rice, ready to create some mayhem.

How have you been jare? If na to say you were closer, would have been organising drinks with you. Karaoke Dey today?

You make me laugh too and have I told you, you make my heart beat faster? What's happening? Could this be love?

Please hurry and come be stuck on me o, I need that so much, we gon leave some people comatose

Been aite, the past week was kinda stressful but good, no karaoke today, I'm thinking club but not confirmed yet. I wish you were here too, woulda gone together, grind up on ya baby.

joseph1832:
I'm sure you know if she tries such, it will be laced with emotions and sentiments which will make it very easy and quick to counter.

See respect yourself since its very obvious you don't know how to respect others, I have respected you enough even when have been nothing but an assh0le, I do not like you, get that into your nonsense head.

Booty4me:
Her tummy though.. Looks like someone who has done multiple abortion

How you take know? E even concern you?

charlesikhalea:
This made a whole lot of sense, n to think he already knew the outcome.... He allowed the man suffer just to prove what is already known... Heaven must truly be boring

I tell you my brother, I'd rather be in hell with the likes of Michael Jackson and co.

This girl dey vex me sha, what does she want him to do?

Shaybebaby my lesbo partner, how are you today? I've missed you boo.