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LadyT:
He has moobs!

Yeah, a girl that knows how to play can do just about anything she wants.

she can sit on it

flick flicker it

rub a dub it

or

get a taste that is so intoxicatinggggggg!!

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=263070.msg3749506#msg3749506 date=1240090530]Dude, I can see your pointy boobs in that pic[/quote]Yeah, pointy boobs indeed. That's a naughty girl's playground.

LadyT:
Sweet T your like 7 foot tall you trying to be King Kong?

No they call me Superman!

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=263070.msg3749474#msg3749474 date=1240090128]rotflmao. . . .here I was thinking he was joking till I checked his profile.

Taiye, goshhhhhhhhhh. . . .wetin happen to the hair on ya head? [/quote]Ohh you like Afro? ok, wait another 6 weeks. then i will give you a sky scrapper.

Treetop20:
take it easy there brov
wow

Yeah i will but my goal is to reach 400lbs then i will slow down.

Treetop20:
you had a different photo on your profile correct?
how come you have gained so much weight?

That pic on profile was taken in 1809. I just finished a meeting with Abe Lincoln then.

@Poster

hate to tell you dis but i think your girl has developed an appetite for fatter dycks. it's a disease called Urbaniasiss usually caused by a virus called Yahoo yahoo.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=263070.msg3749420#msg3749420 date=1240089392]rotflmao. . . .last time I saw your pix, you looked like you were clocking 345. . . .now I can just imagine!

Sofrey sofrey na. . . .oya, come and use my school gym [/quote]Yeah the pic i took last night wouldn't even fit the frame, so i thought , what the heck, why not drink some more diet dr pepper and a couple fat free cheeseburgers. and i noticed that i lost 2 lbs this morning, so i'm back to 348lbs. good progress.

chihums:
she even went as far as telling me she has become an adult and dat I've shown her the way, she has her life to live now. since then, she has refused to answer my calls.

That's the code = she don't want you no more. She has a new cowboy riding the pony or she desire a bigger dyck.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=263070.msg3749386#msg3749386 date=1240088946]Taiye is "big boned"^{no pun intended} . . . .oma se. [/quote]Yeah real big boned, i hit 350 lbs last week. Too much Baby back ribs, 1/4 pound Texas cheeseburgers, grilled stuffed burritos e.t.c with 2 liter diet dr pepper. everyday routine. LOL

Treetop20:
how about fat?

As in fat ass?

Treetop20:
the word big boned doesn't exist
just something fat people use to make themselves
feel better

Ok, does plus sizes makes you happy?

@Poster

It depends. If it's just a child then maybe yes. 2 or more is a pronounced NO!. How we suppose to go to the movies with 2-3 kids? How we suppose go to the beach without the fear of losing the kids? And how do we have some quiet time for ourselves with the loud noise of Cartoon networks?

@Poster

They are not fat, just big boned.

@Poster

When she starts refusing to pick her calls in your presence,

when she starts answering he phone in the bathroom.

when she mistakenly calls Bighead instead of bonyhead

when she smells like garlic after coming home

when she rushes into the shower when she comes home.

when she begins mentioning his name while asleep and sub-consciously smiling.

when you found a used condom between her legs and u and her never used condoms.

when her phone rings and a dude says " hey sweetheart, has he left home yet"?

@Poster

I'm a certify love-vendor, i can hook you up. But i got know how much you jiggling up and down.

idupaul:
300 k entry level/, lol, poster get ur facts rite b4 posting pls

Afribank?? Who dash them? No Nigerian bank pays half that much.

dear ex,

Can i have a round?

@Poster

Here is what i told her. Thanks for all the drama that you gave me but it's ok though cos me and Bola are real close now, i never knew Bola was that sweet. (Bola is one of her closest friends).

@Poster

What saving strategy?? I ain't got none, i spend on what's good!! Life is too short to be wearing iron clothes. If i have extra, i might put it in the bank for another day or two till i see what's good.

@Poster

Well Congratulation baba ibeji.