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I should have taped my first kiss, it was one of the funniest moments of my life.

Morenike is my daughter in-law.

@D-reloaded

Lady T is my cousin. We are ninth, third remove.

@sly

You are a clown Bro'. I'm really enjoying this lonely moments, concentrating on my Masters. Life is beautiful !

@sly

Who might that be? Bro'. I'm very much single now. I need a nice break.

When did this forum became gang related? Gentledove don't be such a feminist. The rest of us wants to know too.

;d ;d ;d ;d

My first kiss was hilarious !!!

She felt light headed and dropped in my arms. She almost hit the concrete.

Boy o boy, what a memory.

@Izeek

Have you ever seen the movie called "throw mama down from the train"?

@Victor

Nairaland is Goofland, no one here is looking for anything out of extra ordinary but if you are lucky enough to find a good person, congratulations. But don't be going to women's offices looking like an Over hyped color TV.

@Gentledove

Yeah do that babygirl, change that number and tell us who he is so that we can see who the monkey yansh is.

I think i have an idea who this crap ( i mean Chap) is. There used to be a guy called "wa do mi" that always talk about repulsive sexual fantasies. Gentledove, could he be the one?

The chap must be working for Jesse jackson's rainbow coalition (Nigerian Branch). Tell him to get a job selling Cool-aid.

Some of these Negroes on Nairaland are like clowns. You went to the office of a woman you met online dressing like rainbow and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "Will you marry me"? Boy o boy. Naija boys makes me wonder sometimes.

Gentledove, next time he does such a thing, get the security man and take his rainbow jacket and one of his shoes.

@Gentledove

Please can you tell us or give an hint on who this bozo might be? This is freaking too funny.

Naija boys and egos, God help us all.

Hellooo People, this girl is still 19 and the last thing on her mind is marriage. She's probably still enjoying her jambite days. And this Alagba sounds like he's ready for marriage. I think he needs to chill out to see where her priorities lies.

@Poster

Your guy is maradona, i bet he plays soccer.

@Hot chic

Why do guys cheat?

Because the di ck has nerve endings. and do you know what that means? Grab your biology texts.

@Poster

You are in luck babygirl, it's better than falling in love with a stripper.

@Sam milla

Look here Bro'. Give this girl a break and take a time out. Don't rush into conclusions and don't be fooled. This girl is only 19 and she's already got this much game? wonder what she will do when she hit 25. Also you forgot to tell us if she ever did such a thing b/4. And also if you are so hard on her whereabouts. She might be a little tired of your global monitoring systems.

Another thing is that you didn't tell us how old you are. She's only 19 and might be feeling left out among her younger friends and their male counter part. She might be feeling a little squeezed. Give her time to figure herself out, she is not even old enough to decide on what she wants. Goodluck bro'.

@coolfunke

Did you do what i told you? Go eat some paw paw. Ok sweetheart? You and your husband will see the difference. guaranteed. I promise your husband will stop looking at them young guns and concentrate on you.

@Opelovely

What's wrong with dating younger? The younger the berry, the sweeter the juice. However it happens, young or old as long as she hasn't hit menopause yet. it's all good.

oh i see.

i'm talking about red bull energy drink.

what are you talking about?

@morenike

I got something for you that will jumpstart your brain. guess what it is?

@Topic

They can fold their arms and look on, it will be like magic to them.

@D-reloaded

I got a movie to sell you. I'll take $19.99. It's R rated though.

Eat more south paw. it increases the bust line.

what kinda movies do you like? World war1 and 2. ?