₦airaland Forum

@Damola

Open my @--. If you see what these Islamic fundamentalists are doing all over the world you wouldn't want anything to do with that religion. I'm open to Christianity.

@Poster

I'm a virgin too.


well, it depends on your definition of a virgin and it depends on what type of dictionary you are using. If you are using the Bill Clinton's type dictionary then i'm a virgin !!

@Damola

We dey Fight?? One man's suya is another man's lost Dog. No other faith satisfies me like Christianity, This is my marriage we are talking about not Boyfriend Girlfriend situation. Yeah, I'm old school like that !!

@smartsoft

If i were to go by your name, i believe you are smart enough to read the handwritten on the wall. If it smell like a duck, walks like a duck, sound like a duck. well i'll let you finish that sentence, but it's not enough to jump into conclusion. "Her Hero" might be her Daddy ( i mean her real Daddy) and "Her Love" might be her Brother or vice versa but all the same, something stinks.

@Gentledove

I don't blame the brother for abandoning the Good 'ol Nairaland. The women on this site can be cruel at times. You ran the brother off the internet.

@Poster

That's a tough one. I'll try to get her a taste and promises of Christianity and hope she is willing to change but if she refuse to change, well we'll remain friends. I just can't imagine raising a home with my Lord and personal savior in one corner of the house. I want him to be the king of all of my domain.

@Cixluv

If she's appreciates it send it to her. But if she acts like a butt, cut the cord !!!

@Poster

Will your friend happen to be named D-Reloaded? Looks like something she would do. " You looking at another woman"? gbosa gbosa gbam !!! Even if the woman is 70 years old.

@gentledove

Did lover boy came back to your office again?

Wzup Bunker busta.

Did you remember to say hi for me?

The bilbe says turn the other cheek,

@ibkaye

How's your mum doing?

@poster

No matter what the circumstances, no violence is justified unless your family is being robbed. Or your woman is being assaulted.

You not gonna tell me?

where is she?

@ibkaye

Is your mama home?

I dey go eat eba and egusi and ogbono soup.

I have a million dollar smile.

ha ha ha ha

That wasn't a smile, it was grin. !!

I go tell my mama. You mean wench.

Don't you guys know that every married woman needs a splackavellie ?

@ibkaye

No problems. There are ways around that. What he doesn't know wouldn't hurt him.

age ain't nothing but a number.

@Emmanuel

Negro, get your shhh together and make up your dang mind and quit playing with these women's hearts.

@ibkaye

Go ahead babygirl, ask her, put in a good word for me.

@ibkaye

I think i want to meet your mum. she is sweet.

Bunker Busta !!

My all-time fav. is Abija followed closely by Martin.

@sly

morenike is my daughter in-law.

Lady T is my cousin-law.

we are still working on that one.