D-reloaded:

sharrap Sly and stop trying to scare people

asiri re ti tu!

Ki lo sehle? bawo ni ashiri mi seh tu? what did i do?

@ D-reloaded,

ok. you want to know the bad experience. let me tell you this:

I met this guy on nairaland and he sent me a mail. later after so many efforts, i replied his mail and he sent his number to me. i sent my number too and we got talking for about a month. he insisted on knowing my office which i described to him anyway. he had lied earlier that he is working in IBTC. when he told me he was coming to check on me, i asked if he was on leave and he said no.

he came and i met the disappointment of my life. he wore a grey suit on a green shirt. the shoe looked horrible. he laughed and said ' gentledove, how a u?' like a typical ibadan man. i was pissed off. i invited him to my office and he looked round and nodded. i asked why he did that and he said God has told him some things. that i will be his wife. i laughed and offered him coffee which he gulped as if he has being hungry for years.

i then mentioned his name and told him to speak on since he said he has something to discuss with me. he laughed loud and said ' first, how do i look?'. i told him he looked good. he laughed again and said, ' i have ebing praying and God said you are my wife. although i do not have a job now but i know your job will keep us together in love'. he blabbled and blabbed. i was shocked to hear that he does not have a job because he lied that he works with IBTC.

fortunately, my guy called me just in time that he is coming to give me something in the office. he came and i introduced him to the guy ' HE, meet so and so'. the guy stood up in anger and said ' i[b] tot you are still single. what are you doing on nairaland if you are engaged? abeg i dey go jare. na wa o. so u don get someone before'[/b]. he hissed and walked out leaving my guy and i shocked. he spoke like all these Pasuma boys.

i dont know that Nairaland has become a dating zone for people looking for husbands and wives. this guy is really a big bad news. it made me remove my picture from my profile and made up my mind not to respond to any email from anyone on nairaland again.

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gentledove:

@ D-reloaded,

ok. you want to know the bad experience. let me tell you this:

I met this guy on nairaland and he sent me a mail. later after so many efforts, i replied his mail and he sent his number to me. i sent my number too and we got talking for about a month. he insisted on knowing my office which i described to him anyway. he had lied earlier that he is working in IBTC. when he told me he was coming to check on me, i asked if he was on leave and he said no.

he came and i met the disappointment of my life. he wore a grey suit on a green shirt. the shoe looked horrible. he laughed and said ' gentledove, how a u?' like a typical ibadan man. i was pissed off. i invited him to my office and he looked round and nodded. i asked why he did that and he said God has told him some things. that i will be his wife. i laughed and offered him coffee which he gulped as if he has being hungry for years.

i then mentioned his name and told him to speak on since he said he has something to discuss with me. he laughed loud and said ' first, how do i look?'. i told him he looked good. he laughed again and said, ' i have ebing praying and God said you are my wife. although i do not have a job now but i know your job will keep us together in love'. he blabbled and blabbed. i was shocked to hear that he does not have a job because he lied that he works with IBTC.

fortunately, my guy called me just in time that he is coming to give me something in the office. he came and i introduced him to the guy ' HE, meet so and so'. the guy stood up in anger and said ' i[b] tot you are still single. what are you doing on nairaland if you are engaged? abeg i dey go jare. na wa o. so u don get someone before'[/b]. he hissed and walked out leaving my guy and i shocked. he spoke like all these Pasuma boys.

i don't know that Nairaland has become a dating zone for people looking for husbands and wives. this guy is really a big bad news. it made me remove my picture from my profile and made up my mind not to respond to any email from anyone on nairaland again.

eyaa poor boy

come this sounds too fake ar u sure this truely happnd anyway sha life is full of surprises

rotfl . . . gentlelove, u don't mean it do u? hehehehehe haaaa

gentledove's account pass bad news.

gentledove:


ok. you want to know the bad experience. let me tell you this:

I met this guy on nairaland and he sent me a mail. later after so many efforts, i replied his mail and he sent his number to me. i sent my number too and we got talking for about a month. he insisted on knowing my office which i described to him anyway. he had lied earlier that he is working in IBTC. when he told me he was coming to check on me, i asked if he was on leave and he said no.

he came and i met the disappointment of my life. he wore a grey suit on a green shirt. the shoe looked horrible. he laughed and said ' gentledove, how a u?' like a typical ibadan man. i was pissed off. i invited him to my office and he looked round and nodded. i asked why he did that and he said God has told him some things. that i will be his wife. i laughed and offered him coffee which he gulped as if he has being hungry for years.

i then mentioned his name and told him to speak on since he said he has something to discuss with me. he laughed loud and said ' first, how do i look?'. i told him he looked good. he laughed again and said, ' i have ebing praying and God said you are my wife. although i do not have a job now but i know your job will keep us together in love'. he blabbled and blabbed. i was shocked to hear that he does not have a job because he lied that he works with IBTC.

fortunately, my guy called me just in time that he is coming to give me something in the office. he came and i introduced him to the guy ' HE, meet so and so'. the guy stood up in anger and said ' i[b] tot you are still single. what are you doing on nairaland if you are engaged? abeg i dey go jare. na wa o. so u don get someone before'[/b]. he hissed and walked out leaving my guy and i shocked. he spoke like all these Pasuma boys.

i don't know that Nairaland has become a dating zone for people looking for husbands and wives. this guy is really a big bad news. it made me remove my picture from my profile and made up my mind not to respond to any email from anyone on nairaland again.

Gentledove, the above post is hilarious,  You must have met one of those yahoo yahoo/NFA guys. Now go a step further and OUT him,

Imani:

Gentledove, the above post is hilarious, You must have met one of those yahoo yahoo/NFA guys. Now go a step further and OUT him,

This cant b true

@ Everyone,

i am dead serious it happened to me .  i don't feel safe anymore with Nairaland guys.  can handle another bad news.  can't we just be friends?  why must sex and co be attached to friendship on Nairaland?  i tire o.  this is beyond me

i am sure the guy is reading this post. thank God i have resigned in my office and he does not even know where i am going. the guy for come display for me in the office again. i regret that singular action of making him know my number and my office

@Gentledove

Please can you tell us or give an hint on who this bozo might be? This is freaking too funny.

Naija boys and egos, God help us all.

Some of these Negroes on Nairaland are like clowns. You went to the office of a woman you met online dressing like rainbow and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "Will you marry me"? Boy o boy. Naija boys makes me wonder sometimes.

Gentledove, next time he does such a thing, get the security man and take his rainbow jacket and one of his shoes.

Lmao gentledove, gimme a hint on his s/n  

Might be one of those lame spammers ior the LovePeddler of Nairoland known as Williams  

haha grey suit with green shirt? That's a damn shame and you're right, some of these losers automatically believing hanging out means relationship. It's quite pitiful. Cant say I'm surprised  

Make God save us oo!

The chap must be working for Jesse jackson's rainbow coalition (Nigerian Branch). Tell him to get a job selling Cool-aid.

Sweet T:

@Gentledove

Please can you tell us or give an hint on who this bozo might be? This is freaking too funny.

Naija boys and egos, God help us all.

he is 35 years old.  a graduate of Accountancy.  he did not put his picture on his profile.  he comes once a while and scatter anything being posted.  he is not really an active member.

abeg i no wan wahala.  i have not changed my number yet.  let me do that before i can display his name for all Nairalanders to see.

I think i have an idea who this crap ( i mean Chap) is. There used to be a guy called "wa do mi" that always talk about repulsive sexual fantasies. Gentledove, could he be the one?

Hmmm. . . . .So while I was busy posting on nairaland. . . .sensible people were busy establishing the hookup.


I feel like such a doofus. Gotta get my act together

gentledove:

@ Everyone,

i am dead serious it happened to me .  i don't feel safe anymore with Nairaland guys.  can handle another bad news.  can't we just be friends?  why must sex and co be attached to friendship on Nairaland?  i tire o.  this is beyond me

i am sure the guy is reading this post. thank God i have resigned in my office and he does not even know where i am going. the guy for come display for me in the office again. i regret that singular action of making him know my number and my office

There is this impression about nairaland, n its attachd wit romance, sex n stuffs, dat wen u introduce urself as a nairalander, stuffs like this is attachd to it. I for once dont fix a date wit a nairalander untl wev at least talkd at lenght n got to knw each other so well, n dat can b for a month, a yr or more. I can mention a number of gal pals here dat we talk evryday n wev never met.
Nairaland is a place where anytim am bored prob out f stress, i turn to n believe u me, all boredom is gone.

To me Nairaland is a place to turn to anytim am bored or wen i nd sum sort f advice n u knw wat my prob is solved.

So Nairalanders!! make good use f Nairaland

more like graduate of Yahoo Yahoo University. If he lied about havoing a job, how are you so sure he even has a degree.

see this would have been alot more hilarious if it was an active member but just some dork that pops in one in a while, meh

@Gentledove

Yeah do that babygirl, change that number and tell us who he is so that we can see who the monkey yansh is.

D-reloaded:

Lmao gentledove, gimme a hint on his s/n  

Might be one of those lame spammers ior the LovePeddler of Nairoland known as Williams  

haha grey suit with green shirt? That's a damn shame and you're right, some of these losers automatically believing hanging out means relationship. It's quite pitiful. Cant say I'm surprised  

can you give me your e-mail address so we can chat.  will like to add you.  seems you have an idea who the guy is

it's up already. You can add me.

Please dont tell me it was Williams, if so you'd have to talk to michelin, she knows all about that deprived lunatic

@Victor

Nairaland is Goofland, no one here is looking for anything out of extra ordinary but if you are lucky enough to find a good person, congratulations. But don't be going to women's offices looking like an Over hyped color TV.

doyin13:

Hmmm. . . . .So while I was busy posting on nairaland. . . .sensible people were busy establishing the hookup.


I feel like such a doofus. Gotta get my act together

What were you waiting for?  The Philipines isnt so far off.  

Spot on!

Unfortunately not all mixed children look good.

_{and no that's not a dig at you sly-vester}

D-reloaded:

Unfortunately not all mixed children look good.

_{and no that's not a dig at you sly-vester}

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I know. . .I know. . . ose gan!!

Sweet T:

@Victor

Nairaland is Goofland, no one here is looking for anything out of extra ordinary but if you are lucky enough to find a good person, congratulations. But don't be going to women's offices looking like an Over hyped color TV.

no make i break ur head

;d ;d ;d ;d

D-reloaded:

it's up already. You can add me.

Please don't tell me it was Williams, if so you'd have to talk to michelin, she knows all about that deprived lunatic

i rest my case, D-reloaded

I do hope the guy in question is not Mr ban ooo

Ok gentledove, if it's him, the blame is on you. Havent you read the kind of emaiils he sends people. Threads were even made about them, how the hell do you agree to meet such a nasty psychopath.