₦airaland Forum

@Ibkaye

Oh OK, You scared me for a minute. UK School system is highly confusing. No wonder they call Band aid a "Plaster".

But back to you, yeah i thought as much. You keep focus now, you hear me. You will make the flyest Lawyer or an accountant.

@Ibkaye

College? You mean as in a University?

@Ibkaye

So what do you do in school? Not in high school?? Really?

@Poster

Tell your friend to give his man an MouthAction and very shortly afterwards she needs to give him a kiss and spill some of his semen in his own mouth, so that he knows how and what it tastes like. I bet you next time he will not ask for another MouthAction. OK?

@Ibkaye

Good, Now be a good girl and go get your algebra book. Let me know if you have math problems. I'm a math and chemistry wiz. OK, cutie pie?

@Ibkaye

Wetin you dey yarn, babygirl? Quit saying that !! Let's not make innocent guilty. Let's keep innocent naive for now. OK, Pumkin? You young Godess.

@Ibkaye

What?? who are you trying to hide your age from on this forum?? babygirl your the cutest lil' mama alive. Don't let this small boyz rush you. Take your time and enjoy your Chuckie cheese or Disney land.

@squeezem

Egba mi o !! This world is coming to an end. Aren't you 14 years old?? Where your mama at?? Or better, go get me a belt or a koboko.

@Ibkaye

I got all that, the only problem is you. You are not 18 just yet !!


You don't have a look alike sister over 21 years old, do you?? If you do, then we gott a talk sweetheart.

Tell Mama i said wzup?


@Topic.

#1) Shape, Thick but thin in the waist.

#2) Nice eyes, no blue or green eyes please. BROWN EYES ONLY !

#3) Smile, NO Dentures.

#4) face. Chocolate or Dark brown will be just fine.

#5) And how she jiggles what her mama gave her. Walk it, baby !!!

And lastly

NO MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOSE OR SILICONE BOOBS, PLEASE. If they sag, just pack it. That 'll be ok.

NOW THAT I'M SO HUNGRY, WHAT DO I EAT??

@Ibkaye

Good. Now stay focused. I'll tell you this though, you are the best thing have seen come out of Kano.

@Ibkaye

Are you 20 yet??

@Monkey

I feel very sorry for you. After 15 years in the UK, all you have to show for it is 2 undeveloped website with a picture of a white boy? All your days as janitor in the UK couldn't give you more than that to fall back on? SORRY. Get your facts right @sswipe, America is not like an European country where police have to chase you you around like a dog. There is what is called civil right and Nigerians and other Africans have won Millions of Dollars in lawsuits due to police malpractices. So what fears are you talking about?? I love Nigeria with a passion but it's people like you that have mis-represent Nigeria overseas by your criminal activities and now come back home filled with anger due to lost opportunities that i despise. Security Guards?? May be that's what you did for your entire 15 years!! You refused to believe that there are Nigerians in higher positions worldwide. I know 2 Nigerians that works for FBI in Chicago, another one works for CIA (North African intelligence unit). These are people that makes close to $100,000 per annum! You sit behind 2 undeveloped websites blowing smoke.

@Shawn123

Your friend came all the way from ATL to Nigeria to get his teeth fixed?? Does his name happen to be E-Monkey?? I feel sorry for your friend, it is obvious going by your post the level of your exposure and current affairs. I just had platinum crown put on my wisdom teeth and did not pay more than $50.00 co-payment, my dental insurance took care of the rest ( Almost $1500). Tell your friend to find another line of employment ! I refuse to stoop this low with you! Have a NEPAless night my friend. MAY GOD BLESS AFRICA, MAY GOD BLESS NIGERIA !!

@Dale1

I'm trying to tone it down my brother but i don't need a man who stayed 15 years in the western world to be saying all that crap. If it was that bad, why wait for 15 years? I prefer to live in my fatherland too but the check my fatherland has given me came back insufficient!! It's one stupid fight after another, $16b electricity project and nothing to show for it. They shared it with the white men. Which is so annoying.

@MoNKEY

I have no fear in this country cause i'm more than legit. Unlike you, i've legitimate in this nation from the start. I'm entitled to everything every American gets. I've helped deport illegals like yourself and in the nearer future i will go to court and testify against any fraudulent Africans that has a case in the court of law. To prove to the whole world that it's not every Nigerian or Africans doing illegitimate things. Some of us are very honest and work hard to get to our goals. You keep talking about fears, i see what drove you back to Nigeria. CRIMINAL MINDS NEVER RESTS.

@DALE1

Not yet but i will soon.

@fatheraita

No doubt people are jealous of us because we are threats in many positive ways. but we need to use our intelligence to build a better country, we deserve way more than Obasanjo and these leaders have given us. Our intelligence seems to have been detrimental to our honesty. All those things you mentioned happen in every society. It is the same logic that makes Bablawos in Naija use human skulls to make money. IT IS CALLED GREED.

@Dale1

The politicians and the ones that refuse to face the reality of the situation in Nigeria are our enemies. The last eight years were nothing close to improvement for Nigeria! The last eight years has allowed Ghana, South Africa, etc etc to gain better recognition than Nigeria. The last Eight years, corruption and desperation increased tremendously. Gone are the days when Dollars was $1=N5. Whenever you tell a Nigerian what are the improvement of the past few years? They start pointing to things like GSM, ATM. Things that are worldwide now. Even Gabon and Mali has all those. They forgot how bad our GDP and inflation has gotten. It takes sack loads of Naira to buy comfortable things these days. Our Democracy is being run by Glorify monkies like Baba Adedibu and Obasanjo. Peoples that belong in Jail for several atrocities. we need a honest and national debate to solve our problems and not undeserved pat in the back.

@Monkey

You are an ignoramus my friend. This is the reason why you got deported from the UK. You are crucifying the western world like it's plague and yet you claimed to have lived their for 15 good years before they deported you. If it was so bad here, why did you stay for 15 years! I've seen family members stay for 1,2,3 years and so on and returned back home because of one obligations or the other. Your bitterness for getting booted out after 15 years is showing my friend!! It shows how much of a hypocrites you are.

The so-called Nigerian founding fathers all the way from Chief Obafemi Awolowo to Chief MKO Abiola, all studied and stayed in the western world and still had businesses their before their demise. Nigeria is improving so good that the politicians and the Nigerian leaders send their children overseas. Nigerian is improving so bad they are running to South Africa and Ghana of all places. As I'm writing this right now some politicians or minister is sending his/her children overseas. Our universities are redued to nothing more than glorified high schools, science students in Nigeria don't even know what a DNA looks like. And you idiots wants us to keep quiet. Gone are the days when UI and OAU are known all over the world!

For every 2 steps Nigeria takes forward, The corrupt old fools called leaders drag it back 10 steps. Imagine what the ancient city of Ibadan looks like? Refuse everywhere! And yet they have a sitting governor! And this MONKEY wants us to keep quiet. You my friend, are a victim of your imagination. How many people defending Nigeria here over the age of 21 can honestly say that they have never applied for a visa? we will continue to expose the ills of our society until the voice of the true patriotic Nigeria is heard.

The few people making heads way in Nigeria work from sun up to sun down! They are slaving for people like Jim OVia (Alumni of Louisiana), Tony Olumelu (Alumni of Harvard). Mr Monkey get a reality bite and let's have an educated debate, don't let bitterness of past disappointment cloud your judgment. By the way, what do you do for a living in Nigeria??

And yes i have seen Wole Soyinka and the things he has to say about Nigeria will open your eyes. He was invited to my college when i was in college. So does Papa Enahoro. These are good people who knows the values of exposing societal ills.

@Omoovie

It shows how ignorant you are. I wonder what makes you think all Nigerians in the USA are 2nd class citizens? There are Nigerians enjoying the benefits of that country that even white men can only dream of. I don't usually like to argue with an ignoramus but somebody has to educate you. Even the good whole bible said " A man is more valuable in a domain other than his". Even Our Lord and savior Jesus Christ left his family to find Glory and serve the Almighty in other lands. It's always funny how deportees all of a sudden becomes a preacher of "Don't go to other lands". It's a matter of choice where you choose to reside just make sure you do right ! Africa in it's entirety is sick, sick of old and useless leaders, sick of corruption, sick of all-time violence. Imagine people like Adedibu in Ibadan controlling a government? The man that could barely speak a line of English. We need to find a way to resolve our differences other than "political assassinations", "Riots" and "thuggery". Burning tires on the streets !

@Akede-Oba

Chris Hansen should be shot for exposing a man that is trying to defraud him and his people of $5m ? This is part of the sentiments and lack of judgment that I'm talking about. We let our emotions and "Protect my people from responsibility" mentality cloud our judgment. What would you do if you have the chance to expose a man trying to defraud you?? IT IS NOT PATRIOTIC TO DEFEND CRIMINALS NO MATTER WHERE OR WHO THE ARE AND IT IS MY PATRIOTIC RIGHT TO EXPOSE ANY THING ILL THAT IS WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY. Maybe you should listen more to people like Prof. Wole Soyinka and see their views about the state of the nation or are you saying Prof. Soyinka is unpatriotic ??

@3rd_Hunter

Excuse me?

Apart from the politicians selling Nigeria cheap to their white counterparts, it only takes a few people to destroy a nation. I was watching a program about some Nigerian 419ers on NBC the other day and they showed this guy that was busted for trying to defraud Chris hansen of NBC. When Chris Hansen asked him if he has any explanations for his actions, the idiot asked for a "Beer" to drink. I felt so ashamed that i felt like shooting the bastard between the eyes. What a shame.

and some good food too.

@opelovely

Immature?

Look here babygirl, you seem all grown up huh? No doubt, you are a young woman but sweetheart your similac breath is just barely fading. 24 is a good age to start preparing for womanhood.

By the way no disrespect intended.