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biolabee: Consequences of konjilitis

Popowaa: That's the right thing to do.IF u fight the guy will think he the ish thing and start bluffing u cos he thinks u re desperate.

Idowuogbo: Fighting? Yes! If na me own d property and u wan follow me drag ownership, u dey craze?

Cursing, hell yeah!!! If u use am do summer and me wan use am quench winter and u no wan release merchandise, ur entire lineage go hia am.


Security agent ke? As in babalawo runz? Ha! Mbanu! Blokos no scarce like dat na! Which level?

190:

HAHAHAHA!!! Any guy with a fat wallet wanna scare my girl HAHAHAHAAH!!

wHAT makes u think or believe my wallet ent fat itself-
bring it on, swag for swag, money for money, levels for level,romance for romance

infact i love battling it out with dudes
its what i love doing,
should the reverse be the case, i hope she battles for me too

dabrake: We wrote this STA211 CA 3 years ago and deep inside my heart, I knew I did badly in it. Our lecturer would later do the correction for us, as he got to the third line, I knew I had scored zero(well, only 2 students scored above zero : 0.5 and 1)

I was trying to woo this girl one day. Knowing fully well that maths/stats were her academic weakness, I decided to use that to my advantage. I stressed out the fact that I was very good in those aspect, . . .

Then enter Prince(the class governor). "Guy, take your script oh" was what he said. Deep in my heart, I knew I will brush all my other CAs so I decided to check my score in her presence.



It never dawned on me that the script would be that of STA211. Need I say more?

Phinalphantasy: Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh

talk bout reasons why i am grateful girls aren't the ones to do the chasing...datz all

vizboy: thanks for the update you have been helpful

venorite: Ure one pwetty babe

Rooneyboy: Lest I forget, u've got a lovely skin.

DAMN !

CFCfan: I have never cheated (romantically).

CFCfan: Sweettease is another cool username

byvan: At 38,he has never been married??he wants you to get pregnant before introduction?Do you really know this guy?Can you tell for certain that he isn't a married man whose marital union was fruitless hence he is seeking for a child outside his union?Am skeptical about this your guy,I smell a whole lot of fish.Please investigate this your guy,I know am going out of point but just investigate.

CAMEROONPRIDE: oya stop embarrassing yourself