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Why will i want to watch it
Ewwwwwwwwwww

rodeo0070: I need deliverance.
SMH...

Don't tell me you wanted to eat that tomato

ShymmexLion: What ya say?

No luv fi mi cuh mi a rastaman, nah??

God's watching you with puss.yclart urkel glasses..

Nah... Hav got plenty of love for you but its not the take home to mama type of love

ShymmexLion: Why nau?

Rasta man needs love too...

And they find love..... But not here

190: me me me

i want you to help me test all these my girlfriends

LastApostle(m), Eze Promoe, inspired_m(m), jude33084(m), Rooneyboy(m), MRbrownJAY(m), PresGEJ(m), LesbianBoy(m), otodeluxe(m), REALITY101(m), bennyraz(m), Crown Prince(m), 2buff(m), Flashaldrin(m), 2sexy(m), DailyNews(m), Dondav(m), dabrake(m)

Come on..... You are too cool to be bisexual na

Ewwwwwww......how the hell did dat happen? As disgusting as dis sounds, i stil love kissing
And i pray dis never happen to me you try wey you stil continue sha

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Dis pic don tay na.... She don blow pass like this now

[quote author=Subomi-luv]. So who is the lucky guy?[/quote]He is not on NL... Mayb I'll consider havn one on NL one day

Br3nd4: He's just so cool.. Never picks a quarrel and never throws one.. Do u ever get angry, cfc? And he's vveeeerrrryyyy smart..

I totally agree with dis, not to mention how nice he is... I would hav been crushing too but i already have an e-luv

CFCfan: The gift of tongues is just what it is- a gift. No one can loose it after gaining it. However, the gift of tongues is no guarantee of making heaven, neither is it evidence of a holy life.

Seconded.... Dats y i don't get too excited wen i meet someone for the first time and discover he/she has the gift of speakin in tongues or too suspicious wen i discover someone dat lives a reckless life speaks in tongue.... Its just not proof that the person is living a holy life

Let's see a pic to support your claim

There is one albino in my sch, she looks like a lifesize doll with very long blonde hair and green iris, and her skin isn't damaged which means she must hav really maintained it.... She is a version of tall, albino and beautiful If am a guy, i won't rule out marryn her cos she is an albino

ichidodo: Some Albinos are unattractive e.g shexkil the MOD, they are so bland,tasteless and mundane. And they are no good under the hood with genetic and mental defects. People (oggugua)getting involved with albinos are doing so out of curiousity not love and they always learn the painful way (stillborns).

Being an albino has nothng to do with stillbirth and mental defect, the only thng is the absence of melanin which predisposes their skin to injury and by the way,
Make una leave sexkillz and ogugua na...

Lwkmdfh..... Amen Oº°˚˚

[quote author=Missy_B]Who's seen a kannywood movie?[/quote]I used to and sincerely i enjoyed dem (most of them), thou i find the singing thng they do in some love movies(lik bollywood) funny, bt then i don't lik all the singing singing part in bollywood movies either.
If you get a good one, you will enjoy it.

Op did you listen to that prank call before setting up this thread, if you did then you are just a hater.... I listened to that call and can't understand why anyone will want to beef her like dis cos she was nothing like what you just painted her so pls - stop hating!
Here are the links just in case you didn't listen to it b4
http://www.hulkshare.com/n0m69neft0qo
http://martinuwakwe..com/2013/04/oap-ciana-punks-on-linda-ikeji.html

2jideofor: On Easter day, a call was put through on Linda Ikeji.

After exchanging pleasantries, she started saying

She really needs a husband... and talked about how she has been wooed by 9 States Governors

She said she has a crush on Ramsey Noah and RMD

She does not like Tonto Dikeh and Terry G's kind of music

...

Caller informed her that she was live on air...

she says "Really?" and hung up...


A few minutes later, she sent a text to express her displeasure over the prank.

what life... so Linda sabi do Amebo on other people but does not want such on her? Interesting!

Just in case you want to edit it!

Am i supposed to be
I pray o

It was between i and my younger bro and i can't remembr when
I remembr my one and only outside fight thou, i was in primary 3 and the guy was like 5yrs older, the boy beat me sha

Debroslink: If he had said 'it is the Spirit of God', u wouldn't hv said anything. U must be 1 of those who fight 4 Oyedepo as if he's ur God

Its people like you dat starts riot, rubbing off one man's sin on another,the fact is that he wasn't there and it will be unjust for you to associate such misconduct to his spirit. I don't even attend winners and oyedepo isn't my role model, so the idea of fightn for him or him being my God is pointless

enigmagu1: e b like say ds babe get microcephalo(smal brain)

You get hydrocephalus *mtchwwwww*

You got me

dorox: It wasn't written in codes, so it must mean exactly how you read it. Abi you get comprehension problem?

You can't tell the difference between a figurative question and a literal question and you are here asking me if i have comprehension problem..... You obviously have low cognition problem

Pastor Kun: Not surprised, it is the spirit of Oyedepo that they are exhibiting.

And wats dat supposed to mean?

[quote author=Brand_new]Don't mind them o! I made a joke out of an existing joke and they're all Aluuing me in the end[/quote]Y you won change am na?
but your fvck up smell sha.... did you really bliv sexkillz will open a thread on his breakup
And you went as far as opening a thread even thou its april 1st, *smh*

E clear say op don dey beef the relationshp for long
Anyway i hope its april fool thngs... They really look cute together

OCTAVO: OMG! You make sense! This will shock her more.

Except dat its not true... It will only give her insight on the op's perspective if she has a conscience and isn't selfish.

AWwwwww..... She was really cool just being natural

dabraska: The lecturer replies me and goes "If you had long term memory, you would remember that I said that he couldn't enter the hall".

That lecturer get mouth o

What they did was actually inexcusable but it has happened...pele

You are addicted to nairaland
As for me, NL is cool and i literally lol just reading comments, in fact i roll on my bed laughing out loud at times but without loggn in am stil cool... Nothng sup

For guys that think a girl will never want to leave the guy that disvirgined her.... Think again cos thngs like dis will always happen so don't think taking her virginity will keep her no matter what



@op, pele, take heart, e dey happen like dat once once, its time for you to move on.