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dunkem21:
I have halfacephobia ..The fear of people with half profile pix.

So says the one with no profile pic

dunkem21:
Add crematophobia.

You sha won show your talent. The question was to give meaning not add to the list.

Cutehector:
so u r a nurse

Proudly, although times like this make me which I had gone for Engineering

Cutehector:
work ke. I tot d inspector general of police ordered closure of businesses.

Unfortunately, that doesn't include hospitals.
Oya goan vote.

Cutehector:
so wat does beauty revolve around

I'll tell you if you tell me how to get to work this afternoon without trekking for almost an hour

Largas:
I no dy change direction

Make God no let you fall inside pit

Cutehector:
in oda areas like

Get your mind out of the gutter, beauty doesn't revolve around physical attributes lol

Ab025:
hey, lets not go into that pls afterall beauty or handsomeness is relative, hence they say it's in the eyes of the beholder.
but for real, my wife is gonna be a beautiful lady, that i know#.

I was just teasing, so don't go serious and philosophical on me.
May your dream to marry a beautiful woman come true. Amen.

Ab025:
as for that, that's not the reason and by the way, trust me, am a very cute dude.

Hmmmm... Says who?

Cutehector:
so ur boyfrnd is handsome ryt?

I didn't say it's a must, we can't always get what we want, if I'm dating a not so cute guy at least he will make up for it in other areas.

Ab025:
.

Why? Is it because you aren't cute?

Cutehector:
do u like fyn guys?

Of course! Who doesn't like fine things?

Una no fit pass without talking to or touching her? No be space dey by her sides

Cutehector:
Its not a crime to like fine girls.

It is when it becomes a threat to your life o

Ab025:
i nor too blame the man o cos me sef nor go fit marry ugly woman o. but on a good note, i think he should have just divorced her rather than attempting to take his own life, that's stupidity!!

That's what we all say, marry first make we know

Not like he looks handsome seff
See the wowo thing... Mtchwww

Tompolo uppercut
#Epic

Oops! I missed it, but it's never too late.
Happy belated birthday to you, wishing you a life that can only get better. Xoxo

At 12:35am? Really?
He clear say the thing wey una just do finish sweet you too much, and you just had to post her pic for us to see. We don see, next!

Ok

Lmao
The look on his face in the first pic... Epic

falconey:
this is the 653,523 times am seeing this!!!!

Make we still see our own na

I agree but Same way someone should tell you about your typing skills... Wetin happen!

Previous experiences on twitter should have made them realise how dumb a move this is.

Is 4-10 years older a little older?
I think I'll go with D

Since them no give me my pvc upon how I tried to collect it, it will be
Wake up
Cook/chores/Bathe, etc
Go to work (I'll be on afternoon duty)
Return home, bathe, eat, then...
Sleep.

The sad part is that I'll have to trek to work but at least I won't trek back.

Acekidc4:
Ok Ma!! But who and who dey exchange gun Shots na??

Some gangs obviously, if you want to find out the particular gangs, enter motor go oshodi

Acekidc4:
Wetin dey happen again

Them don tell you, you still dey ask

jaybee3:
do you also wear tight uniform?

Na, na maxi skirt I dey wear

TeeVee:
Lol...talent indeed...what's your talent...

Giving injection
Being a nurse

dharay99:
the girl rcivin d iPhone.

If that makes you cope better

Who is more stupid? The guy using the techno and giving out the iPhone or the girl receiving the iPhone?

virud:
That's the real deal! Patronize them when they don't want your patronage and create a scene if they ask you to leave!

I give up!

virud:
Wrong! Black men should flood that restaurant once it is 5:00 pm!

Wrong? I'm talking about the ones that actually patronise it before 5pm

In Africa?
They shouldn't even give them an opportunity to rectify this absurd rule. The restaurant should be shut down and the bloody Chinese owner deported to crowded Shangai, there are more white customers there

Any black that patronises that restaurant before 5pm is a disgrace to the black heritage.