₦airaland Forum

You must believe whatever they have been using to fight them fell from the sky
You want to have your cake and eat it.

Three7Ty9:
Sorry oh, are you in the desert category?

Well I'm not sorry to disappoint you.

Apple again! Wit their overpriced gadgets! Even though I'm not a techno fan, I wish they can pull this off

Life is just not fair

Wow!
He probably isn't Einstein kind of smart but this kid is smart!

aumeehn:
*yawns*





hope she speaks good english unlike her twin sister mama piss

You don't even know when to throw silly jokes




She is really beautiful, happy birthday to her, your popcy carry eye enter market

Even though they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, how does one behold this as beauty

atbu1983:
US facing what Nigeria faced

and that makes you happy huh?

fiftynaira:
Thank God....


Pls we should start checking/bouncing passengers who are entering Nigeria from 'us' and other ebola infested countries...

Make we too do shakara small!

Thank God?
Bad belle

And don't border to say you meant that thank God in the in all things give thanks kind of way

Tallesty1:
Why nah
The advert makes more sense now......
Losing is in him

Hmmm... God help us and help them to contain this one.

What a plan!

Lmao... The guy behind that message knows you. What are the odds that you are a nairalander?

Na wa o, has no one seen 'Mrs Somebody'?

neoapocalypse:
We have men who keep long hair as well , in fact I have a friend who braids his hair yet he doesn't buy Brazilian to augment it and I don't think he goes through all you girls go through to look "good".

Quick question, does he relax it?

Homguy:
The Cost of maintaining your God given hair, apmpering it, and nuturing it with everything good, is far less than the cost of all those useless hair extensions y'all are killing yourselves for. Its a pity we're so good at giving excuses for mediocrity and laziness.

The funniest thing here is that, I didn't even mention anything about me using expensive hair extensions or even using it at all.
Anyway, I've tried the natural virgin hair and it was more expensive to maintain trying to make it look presentable than what I'm even spending now that I have a relaxed hair, braid from time to time and use extentions once in a while. What's more, it's less bushy, I don't have to struggle to make it look presentable and I have more time for work, chores, reading and so many other things.

neoapocalypse:
Why should it be bushy , the male hair is even stronger and more stubborn , if I may say so , than the female hair but you don't see us looking like mad men. It is pretty easy to take care of your hair but you girls are just overly fixated on looking good ( more like looking rich and sophisticated ). You always want to buy the best even when it is not affordable , hand bags worth 20-30k , make up worth 50k , hair extensions worth 100-200k all in a bid to look "good" which to us looks vain and shallow

I'm not even talking about prices now or types, just the natural hair thing and it's maintenance, you must mean lowcut because guys dont train their hair to be as long as girls. You obviously don't understand the type of hair I'm talking about. I give up!

mspee:
Yes, oma gare. And your own oma?

Ogare gangan

mspee:
Speak more oya

oma gare?

mspee:
I'm fine o. Me ero, is it?

Hmmm... It is

mspee:
Toh. I forgot! oya let's speak urhobo

lol let's speak... Mavo?

neoapocalypse:
It bothers us because you lot always bother us to buy you gals goat , sorry again , Brazilian hair worth so much yet we do not see the difference and it does not elevate your status with us. I mean ladies like Anita Baker , Sinead O'Connor and Halle Berry look friggin hot even though they are on low cut or hairless. Even that girl in Tuface's African queen looks hot.

Yeah! And none of those ladies is rocking a bushy natural virgin hair

mspee:
Laya

Urhobo and isoko aren't the same
Besides it's my mum that's Urhobo so I'm not Urhobo hehehehhehhe

mspee:
Yes o. Let's speak isoko

lol I'm not isoko

mspee:
No, biko. I don't want anything to happen to my bum, now that it has managed to grow

lol, sha don't fall sick

ayobase:
the whole lather comes with responsibilities.

let me stop "stalking" u.

hope ur nyte was great.

Yes it was
I bet yours was also.

mspee:
Can't I take it in the middle line?

I don't want to burst my bum

It doesn't work like that... It's the fleshy bum I want

mspee:
Oya, bumbum set!


_{should I take off my dross}

No, just the bombom. Left or right bombom?

mspee:
Injections? come and give me na

With pleasure
Set your bombom

mspee:
Sweetheart nothing much, taking each day as it comes.

How are you?

been fine o, giving injections each day as it comes

einsteino:
Like we dont keep afros. as if is not the same ladies that will always scream we should cut off our afros. The number of guys who admire gals who keep natural hair are in the majority, you can take a census if you are in doubt. i mean all this wahala for human hair sef, we guys dont know the difference o! if you like buy it for 5million, it looks the same to us. what is worst is the way artificial hair feel , you know when a chick is lying in your arms and her hair touches you! eeeew

And by natural hair, you mean the relaxed ones right? Cos most people don't prefer the natural virgin hair. About its feel, That's why they opt for the ones that feel more natural now... Human hair lol
I prefer braids but the pain is something else and it causes too much strain on the hair, so I can't move from one braid hairstyle to another and you can't carry natural hair all year long because it needs to be in a protective hairstyle for sometime, and that's where weavons come in.

neoapocalypse:
Shave it off or go low then , we guys can't even tell the difference between your real hair and goat , sorry Brazilian hair , and it makes no difference to us

if it makes no difference and you can't tell them apart then why does it even border you? :- \ btw I like to go on lowcut every now and then so. It's not new to me

abdulwastecx:
what is there to maintain?
The only problem is African women buy into European definition of beauty which is straight long hair for women.

What is there to maintain? My brother, I won't be talking if I haven't tried, it's bushy, difficult to comb or park, when you have soft hair like mine with the strands really curly, it breaks like you are on chemo. I can't rock my hair when it's still virgin hair, it has to be relaxed.... I bet when most guys talk about natural hair, they even refer to relaxed natural hair.