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Baddestguyp: it'd be easier for me to believe you're 91

Unlike you, I don't plan to be on NL when I'm 91

krall: let me keep my mouth shut

Spotless180: that means 25.

li2boy: 35 probably

Haters can hate, potatoes can potate but I'm still 19 Heheheheheh

cocoberry: Pretty sweettease!!!

Pretty coco

Yeah! I'm 19

smartchoice: Shaking my d*ck head

I interpreted this as you having a dic*k head on your neck na you talk am o Heheheheheh

Funny witty jokes... Number 4 got me rolling. I bet some people won't understand them

oseiwe: I have forgiven you.

By the way, you wanted to date two guys? You ehn.

I have forgiven and forgotten you sha.

Lol

smartchoice: Cmon lol you well so?

Of course
Talk now if you want o, don't be shy

cocoberry: I actually like dem masculine! The Game by Davidoff, Red Door by Elizabeth Arden, and Armani Code by Giorgio Armani.

I'm also a fan of Elizabeth Arden's Red door... Will still wear it anytime, anyday

Do you have stomach ulcer?
Regardless of that, you need to see a doctor ASAP

jaybee3: Sow seed for this side na

Seed small now, Na plantation I go do for you

omenka: I might be. Actually, I'm just about to bust a nut!

Buh I don't do hookers. Kapish?

Yeah! I understand, they remind you too much of your sisters so it's like fcking family.

smartchoice: Last time I saw you....you wore balila that notorious Hausa stuff.

True but You must have met me while I was in JSS1
It's not my fault you don't use designer perfumes
My rocawear just arrived I fit dash you the after shave balm, wanted to give my younger brother but I don decide to use am sow seed for your life.

PervyByNature: D'banj is still richer and more famous and respected than both names u mentioned combined.

My point isn't that he is poor, (i never said he is)but that the spotlight isn't where they will remain for the rest of their lives... So they better make good use of what they have now.

omenka: This "news" is as old as the last time you got a good fvck!! Open your eyes!

This one is obviously sex starved

Ceasar1: Learn to stick to your lane.

OP, everything deodorant is Nivea for me.

Force me

experimentist: your father is the idiottt.. Stup!d b!tch!

Your whole family is stup!d.. Ashawwwwwooo!

Awwwwwwwww.... don't cry, did the whole prime male in your current family generation die in Bama fighting for boko haram save for you? They are coming for you next ... Oloshi oloriburuku...

I hope the reigning ones are paying attention... Wizkid, Olamide, etc... E go just be like film, who ever thought d'banj will package garri for sale and be so irrelevant in the music industry so soon.

kentus07: when boko haram nearly killed buhari they accuse the federal government of taking the insurgent with a very soft hand..now jonathan declare full war....they still complain.....mr buhari what do u want jonathan to do oooo.......

I'm beginning to think it was staged... How come he never advised them to stop killing innocent nigerians but is now advising the government to stop killing them? Abi na make dem slaughter them like fowls

Sweet tease
Rocawear evolution ( I know it's for men )
Senses and
Just musk

Op isn't even fineee... Just try small

frankben: you're pretty

Awwwwwwwww...thank you

Howmanage: Well, i kind of agree. They should be brought to justice via the courts. How do we know innocents are not being killed?

Are you kidding me?
You want to wait until after a long court case that can be maniputed to fight a full fledged war? Clap for yourself! Sit calmly while your house is on fire!

mainheart: Buhari go and sit down for toilet. I think BH are invincible. what did militants look for, and when govt called them did the answer. what can we say about BH, we should all become Muslim abi or may we buy Qur'an give una

The f00ls said they would be the one to grant Jonathan amnesty, now this goat is spilling more shi*t than a burst sewage tank.

Did the militants engage in suicide bombings, kidnap school girls, declare war against Nigeria or burn down villages and churches... He should just keep his opinion to himself.

Lexusgs430: Lol. Are you trying to confess?

Some people do care about their privacy you know.

I don't even use the show what I'm listening to feature talkless of location... It better come with the off/on option

rawpadgin: we talking multiple bank account, nigga talking multiple nairaland account. SMH

Multiple bank account with 4 figures

cyborg1: With the public or specific?

It depends... My incognito account doesn't have a profile pic and I don't make NL friends with that account maybe enemies

sommyblaze: Off to church. Willpost the rest when I return. God bless us

Why didn't you wait until after church before

Too long but I believe the summary is, someone is bitter cos he got dumped

Now that it has gotten to this stage, you better define your relationship quick, otherwise it will shock you when someone else comes and it turns out you guys were not formally in a relationship and you have no right to ask questions.

I will be less conserved, probably a player and would have studied engineering rather than nursing.

It gives you the advantage of going incognito

frankben: I'm here to book space

Agbaya you no dey shame


Hmmmmm... And this is the few we know about.