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Davash222:
Goan marry!

where is D venue? I need to come chop rice

Recently the number of deaths is on the increase for no just cause! Most of this deaths as the case may be can be prevented. yearly people die from road accidents due to bad roads, reckless driving etc. people also die from health related illnesses such as Malaria, typhoid, Cancer, Aids, Hepatitis etc

Every Life is sacred! but, lately some bloodthirsty elements have derived joy in cutting peoples life short who they consider their enemy or if contracted by some people @D top. below is the Classes of people and how their death is announced.

1. Assassination- This can be linked to High profile people in the society. the high and Mighty, the movers and shakers. when they die you hear "Mr QP was assassinated by a deadly cult group" the culprits left no trace but the authorities are working hard to apprehend them. The weapons used could be pistol or Letter Bomb and fees charged could be very expensive.


2. Murder- This is linked to the average, the middle class in the society. when the death is announced you hear something like "A Housewife was gruesomely Murdered by her husband for engaging in an extra-marital affair" this kind of weapon used could be knife/Machete/Dagger, Pestle, charms, Ak47 etc. the accused will flee after the deed is done and he is apprehended later on


3. Lynched/Jungle Justice - This kind of death is the cheapest! all you need is just match stick, tyre and Petrol. it is usually meted on defenseless/vulnerable members of a society with lawless citizens like Nigeria. Here, spectators are helpless because anything they say can be used against them. as someone said, if you try to protect the victim you might be their victim so for you to remain alive you keep quite or leave the premises. After the news filters in the air of the barbaric act, the authorities announce that you help them with information that will lead to possible arrest.



Which way NIGERIA??

[[b]b]4. Nomination fee for young people be waived or greatly reduced. You cant expect a young man of 30 years to cough out 1million to buy Nomination form.





I agree with you OP on this point!! what if you take Loan of 1Million and still lost the election? this elders will always have a way of fooling us.
God bless Nigeria!!

I Concur with all the above points you've put together.








God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

asumo12:
Like seriously

YES, SERIOUSLY

So true!! I already feel am in a warfront. I cant afford any unwanted mistake now

Lol! soletar what do you have to say to this Nigga?

Bring it on

Nigeria will be great again!!

when are you guys training those in Abuja? am interested

please can you stop talking about this saga already? this days only bad things sell. I didn't read the story earlier on when the saga was hot and I wont read it later when everything is calm.

Pictures ooo please, I only know Afolayans and Edochies

NEXT PLS

hahahahhah

insightful

WURU WURU dey every where

bsaying:
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T=Trump

prof1990:
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D=Donald

evesdon4u:
Thank you for this beautiful prayer....

Allahumma Amin

KINGinVAHALA:
It soothe my heart to know you re a miss.
Lol, that means the possibility of committing a crime is feasible? But, don't you think that you shouldn't blame me if I later do since I do not know what your "RED LINE" entails?

wont say it

Masha Allahu, May Allah provide the means for those who are poor and Forgive those who have the means and will rather spend on the wrong people

KINGinVAHALA:
How re you doing miss/mrs(which)?

Hope I haven't committed any crime saying hi to you?

Miss pls, you are yet to commit a crime

KINGinVAHALA:
Hi sweetyzinta

hey KINGinVAHALA

I found it through my Lagos friend Doyin, she said its a place you can find anything and everything.
so I tried it in the year 2013 and since then I have not left Nairaland for a whole week.
I registered for over 6months before the site was attacked, my data was lost I had to re-register but I didn't mind.








God Bless Seun Osewa

we are celebrating a bumper harvest and others are still blowing up pipelines. God bless Nigeria

good for her. am not yet registered and have not even tried checking out d new site. guess am ok with the former

where are the facts? you said 10. do so ASAP

good to know

good job!!