₦airaland Forum

Samakus:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/soludo-sends-20-commissioner-nominees-to-anambra-assembly/amp/

Congratulations to them all. He is ready to work 5 out of the 20 nominees are women. A sure way to go.

DrRasheed:
Wlhy it is very annoying reading some nasty comments as if they were forced to associate themselves with Islam. Haba

May Allah give them what they deserve!

DrRasheed:
Why do non Muslim force themselves in threads like this and cause misinformation, insults and blasphemy?

It beats my imagination

CAPSLOCKED:
MY WOMAN!

TkhGuy:
It's hurtful, I don't know which side of the coin you guys want to follow but, she came that day, uninvited like she use to & know I have to tell her when she starts touching me & reaching my sensitive zone, I held her hands for a while & broke the silence,

I did tell her that we aren't going anywhere after noticing how flirty she is from first 1 month of our date, but she kept coming back, I have broken up with her prior to this, but she still comes to my place uninvited,

She is curvy & seductive, she is beautifully personified,
I don't have time to chase after girls due to the nature of my job, so, she has been the only girl I have all along,


I have carefully made my choice, ladies you all need to learn this cos most Nigerian guys will not tell you this or force it on you..

I can't marry a girl who doesn't trust me, or projects condom forward just at the point of having Bleep with her,

I can't have a girl who can't cook as a wife but gf yes,

I can't harbor a girl who questions my authority as my wife, but as gf yes

I can't take a girl who challenges me even to point of picking up a fight with me as a wife, but as girlfriend, yes

I can't take a girl who disobeys me as my wife, cheating will be nothing to her,

I can't marry a girl who is unapologetic, for girlfriend, yes but not a wife

I can't marry a girl who's 80% contact is raging with boys, even if there are all her cousin, or she doesn't sleep with them I don't care,

I can't marry a girl who wears make up 247 when coming and going and always on a tight body revealing clothes, what that means is she is not done advising herself to highest bidder

This are the conditions & challenges that i tried hard to stop my girlfriend from but she wouldn't let go,

We have dated for more than 3 years but this attitude never changes,

I found someone whom all this came from without me pushing for it, now she is crying out her eyes,

Na man you be!

You made so many valid points. I might be guilty of few here and will take heed.

Never heard such conditions before though. It shall be well.

SPAMBOX7:
They are musical lyrics that motivates and inspires us to keep going in life no matter the condition we find ourselves in.
Mine are "If them tell you say e easy na set up" by 2baba and
"Overthinking no dey solve problem" by Zlatan

Drop yours let's harness from each other's motivation/inspirations

Believe in you by Eljoe. Highly inspirational

Ricky97:
Guys checkout how updated you are with some world's famous people.

1. Bob Marley
2. Michael Jackson
3. Mahatma Ghandi
4. Michael Jordan
5. Jesus Christ
6. Muamar Ghadafi
7. Queen Elizabeth
8. Muhammad Ali
9. Albert Einstein
10. Abraham Lincoln

OyiboUgbo04:
Ovu Lake

I just want to sincerely thank you for taking out time to bring us close to nature. With contents like this we are reminded of the abundant blessings we have. God bless Nigeria!!!

Vanity

[quote author=Righteousness2 post=109421994][/quote]Congratulations Sir we are happy for you

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8TlGSeHnwo



https://punchng.com/i-wont-decline-if-igbo-want-me-to-contest-presidency-utomi/

Prof. You can contribute your own quota without vying for Presidency. Just continue mentoring youths and building capacity.

Maxymilliano:
I bet you'd be smelling like roasted corn

Kai, Nairalanders and bad mouth

Something to cheer about online

Masha Allah,


May Allah guide us aright and unite us with our spouses effortlessly.

BadNews:
Fishermen in Oyokotoro caught a big Dolphin in the community's river Yesterday October 29, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , Oyokotoro which is located in Andoni LGA of Rivers State is where an elephant was recently found in the bush.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1593299861006143&id=1000097843257
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Normal countries will see such creatures struggling offshore and they will help it get back to the water. Nigerians will go and set traps to catch and hunt such creatures and eat!!!

Other countries are working hard and inventing new technologies but Nigerians have given up on anything creativity and just wait for Angel Gabriel to blow the trumpet so the judgment can begin.

So, who will make heaven among these categories of people Wake up!!!

flyinnizam:
So my brother brought 5 animals home today which made him the topic of today. I present to you
Porcupine,
Monkey,
Antelope,
Deer and
Crocodile...


Come and collect your share

How on earth can you people eat monkey? Or even porcupine? I dey shame for una

Leaforever:
Fake news.

Pepsi, glo, Cadbury and Procter& Gamble must've had a roundtable discussion Friday morning to all come to the same decision at the same time on Friday afternoon.
And yet none of them released a statement.

But was never a glo ambassador!! Rather she is with Mtn

White Money be going places




You are very humble, we are proud of your achievements.

Bodmum:
bird of same feather

I swear

Roma10:
Shame on all the shameless shamelessly

I swear

Shame on Kpokpogri


Shame on Janemena

Shame on Daddy freeze

anthonyuncle:
1. follow news, interviews, and educative programs on television.

2. surround yourself with people that enjoy having conversations in English.

3. watch the soap opera tinsel

Thanks for mentioning my favourite programme on TV for about a decade now. I have learnt so much from the show. Such as relationships, business, family, fashion etc

drimzsmoke:
....stop miseducation forever,God loves you too

God loves Us all

You skipped the part of self service. Stop eet forever, God loves you.

Nwodosis:
Saga is a definition of true of love. Loving someone in anticipation to be loved back is not a true love but a conditional love. True love should be unconditional and that's why Saga is enjoying the relationship with Nini because he never attached any condition to it and we are here being pained on his behalf instead of seeing him as icon of true love!

Well said, no cap!

adranaj:
Pls Nairalanders, who knows ODA official development assistance and their recruitment process, the process was okay until after preselection then was asked to pay $60(N34000) to be authenticated.can a legit process demand payment or is just another scam. Thank you and waiting for your replies

In my own opinion, it is a scam. No worthy company asks for money from applicats. Dollars!!! Is dollars an African currency? Development of Africa my foot! Guy runnnnn

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

Guy, I am happy for you. I am glad you heeded to our suggestions. I also told myself that what I must pay attention to, after flight announcements is seat belt!! I can't ask anyone to do it for me otherwise, see finish go enter

snapdragon00:
Hello nairalanders, so i will be traveling by air from Abujaj to Lagos next week. I'm having some kind of feelings, any tips for first time fliers ? Like do's and Don't s.

Just be bold and vigilant so everything you see the passengers doing, you can do too. Eg how to wear seat belt.

siofra:
Happy independence day fellow Nigerians

God bless Nigerians.

Lalasticlala as a patriotic Nigerian please move my honorable post to FrontPage.

This should reach every Nigerian on nairaland.

May the sacrifices of our heroes past never be in vein. Happy independence day Nigerians!

Kestolove:
Divorce and marry another, responsible girls full area no husband

Very true!!

travelwaka:
Lalasticlala lets celebrate the world tourism day

These places are lovely, na money remain make I go explore places. God bless Nigeria.

Subhanallah, May Allah have mercy on our parents.