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 Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by swezenberg(m): 1:47pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
coogar:Well your thoughts are your imagination. It is easier to cheat in Nigeria than in USA where many women are out there to sniff livelihood out of you and the police is ever ready to corroborate their allegations. You can come and cheat in the state and see if it is easy. You think it is the way you pick up prostitutes in Abj or Adeniyi Jones that they do here. Ordinary talking to a girl about it attract jail terms in my state. It is called Soliciting. The law favours women in the states more than men. Women are protected by the law here. If you can watch the live program on TV on how police disguise as prostitute to catch offenders you will understand better. The TV station is called COPS. I don't know if you have it in Nigeria. |
| Sports › Re: Kenneth Omeruo And Super Falcons Star, Asisat Oshoala Spotted Together In UK by swezenberg(m): 1:39pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
hardeysola:Oshoala plays for Liverpool FC ladies. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu: "Election Postponement Is Democracy At Gunpoint" by swezenberg(m): 8:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
[size=16pt]It is getting clearer that PDP is behind Boko haram. So they can silence them within 6 weeks. why waste human lives till now [/size] |
| Politics › Re: Ekiti Babalawos/Herbalists Warn Politicians Against Bloodshed, Endorse Jonathan by swezenberg(m): 3:30am On Feb 03, 2015 |
emiye:You really finished Ekiti people here. |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Refugees Reject Jonathan-Branded Relief Items by swezenberg(m): 8:32am On Jan 30, 2015 |
ignis:If you can say this with your mouth. God will remind you of this when your own travail and affliction comes. |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Refusal To Participate In Debate Shocks Supporters by swezenberg(m): 8:25am On Jan 30, 2015 |
Who ever Avoids A Debate in Nigeria wins the election. So it is pay back time and Jonathan is just being served a dose of his medicine. History about to repeat itself |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Sex But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by swezenberg(m): 8:31pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
elantraceey:The guy just wants you to say what he wants to hear to justify his lust and confirm all ladies are "easy lay" because if that is not the case, why is he emphasizing and juxtaposing. You have given him the best answer dear. Be it a virgin or a non virgin the fact is that we will always respect ladies that are bashful. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Governor Ayo Fayose’s Mother [PHOTO] by swezenberg(m): 7:37pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Juliaann:A useless son can sometime rule a state or country like Nigeria e.g Alams, Ibori etc, so Berem is right. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Akure, Ondo (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 6:55pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
GboyegaD:It is the same paid crowd with uniform bought for them by PDP. They've got no crowd. |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Visits Ayiri Emami, Warri Billionaire, At His Home (Photo) by swezenberg(m): 5:47pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
GEJ will do anything to remain in power. I'm still waiting for him to come and visit me. If he does not visit me then he will lose gallantly. |
| Politics › Re: Cambridge University Provides More Details On Buhari’s WASC Results by swezenberg(m): 5:42pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Another Victory for Buhari. PDP members are pathetic losers. They lose in court here, and even lose oversea. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:18pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Good job Liverpool. We bowed out like real men. Congrats to Chelsea. YNWA 4 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by swezenberg(m): 8:31pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
My dear Liverpool, you are the only one remaining in all 4 competitions. Go for the victory. YNWA |
| Politics › Re: Fayose Warns Apc And Buhari Over Attacks On pres. Jonathan by swezenberg(m): 7:47pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Kassidy4luv:You are not better than PEJ. So GEJ alias the "clueless one" will rule the other regions. Your hatred for other tribes is your undoing. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cambridge United Vs Manchester United FA Cup (0 - 0) On 23rd January 2015 by swezenberg(m): 7:40pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Helives:Yes! He's to replace injured Jonathan. Information reaching us says the injured striker might be sold to Otuoke FC by February. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Top 15 Sexiest Female Nigerian Television Personalities (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 6:10pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Abiagirl777:I agree with you partially. Yorubas have got lots of handsome guys that stand out in the country when it comes to beauty. The yoruba ladies are pretty in their own class, blessed with the shape like we have in South America but not all of them have got it. The Calabars for instance have got lots of beautiful women but same can not be said of their men too. It is same scenario with the the Igbos. They have got more beautiful ladies than men. On the average I will say Igbo ladies rank among the prettiest in the country just like Yoruba and Itshekiri men for their slim shape and lovely figures. Igbo men to me are on the average. It's like it's shared equally. God has not given any tribe all. It's been either the male or female of a tribe stands out. Other tribes with beautiful ladies- Fulani, Benin and Tivs. You can help me with the men. Just my opinion pretty ladies and handsome men of my mother land 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Top 15 Sexiest Female Nigerian Television Personalities (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 5:41pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
3cycle:May be you shouldn't have used degrading word like thing. She's someone's sister, niece, sibling. You won't want to be regarded as thing no matter how ugly someone else sees you. Besides she stands out. The flesh is firm and and epitome of big beauty. 4 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Top 15 Sexiest Female Nigerian Television Personalities (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 5:36pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
[quote author=portaableg post=30063590]You don't refer a living being as "thing" you could say "that fat lady" Thanks for helping is English and manners |
| TV/Movies › Re: Top 15 Sexiest Female Nigerian Television Personalities (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
3cycle:Fat but pretty. Many slim ladies wish they have half her beauty. I'm happy for Yinka Olukunga, She's come off age. I'm proud of my African women. They've got the natural beauty. |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Defence Website Hacked ISIS Style; See The Guy Claiming Responsibility by swezenberg(m): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
You mean our Partisan military at work again. They are supporters of Jonathan so they must also do the work they are paid for. My own is that they should just not bring ISIS into the matter. The trouble we are facing with Boko haram is enough because ISIS is more deadly and more sophisticated. Only God can tame them. |
| Family › Re: Common Problems Nigerians Living Abroad Face From Relatives by swezenberg(m): 8:52pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
ijechikky:That means you don't want him to hustle. Everyone here keeps trying dear. We are full of hope, you know now |
| Politics › Re: PDP Tenders Evidence Buhari's Certificate Is Forged by swezenberg(m): 8:22pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/22/jonathan-wants-elections-postponed-6-months-inec-says-elections-will-hold-scheduled Oga Jona is scared of defeat |
| Politics › Re: PDP Tenders Evidence Buhari's Certificate Is Forged by swezenberg(m): 8:18pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
The fear GMB is giving PEJ, GEJ, FFK, OKP and the rest sleepless nights. This is how High BP starts. The General is not even shaken. Meanwhile somewhere in Niger State IBB said he has lost confidence in the military since they have become partisan. He wants o confirm if they still have his results before they deny it. Oga Jona Please how did you get Phd without completing your thesis asked OBJ http://africanspotlight.com/2015/01/21/president-jonathan-didnt-complete-phd-buhari-will-win-election-obasanjo/ |
| Politics › Re: Police Battle Hoodlums As Jonathan Campaigns In Bauchi by swezenberg(m): 5:33pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
customized13:Which prison will take 70% of the population. You have forgotten PDP are just 30%. Stop fighting a lost battle. It is glaring to Jona that he's lost this battle. He's facing it left right center and even oversea. Foreign governments are preparing to put him where he belongs. |
| Family › Re: Common Problems Nigerians Living Abroad Face From Relatives by swezenberg(m): 3:31pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
ijechikky:You might even better off than the guy over there. Listen to this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204755091134734 |
| Politics › Re: APC And PDP Supporters Clash In Abule Egba, Lagos (photos) by swezenberg(m): 2:45pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
http://africanspotlight.com/2015/01/21/president-jonathan-didnt-complete-phd-buhari-will-win-election-obasanjo/ It is Jonathan's turn. They said he did not complete his thesis. How did he become a Phd holder Obj: "“Even Jonathan did not finish his PhD course but when it was presented we stated that, it does not matter but many people do not know because it was PDP thing.” |
| Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Blasts Buhari Again On Twitter – Nigerians Fires Back – Read Tweet by swezenberg(m): 1:24pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Saw this on a friend's page A friend once told me that only in my dreams can this guy rule Nigeria. I'm so glad that God gave me a good reply to give to him, I said, "well all great visions starts in the dream" Hey, I saw two guys, one is elderly but very tall, slim, fair complexion, more handsome and good looking than the younger one. The younger guy was dark, ruddy, his facial features were very prominent and rugged, though much younger, but weighs almost twice the weight of the elderly, he had a bowler hat on. Then I saw what looked like a fighting ring as in WWF. Then I asked, what is this? The one who was with me told me to shushhh and just watch. I saw someone that looked like a referee beckon on both the good looking elderly man and his younger ruddy looking bowler hat wearing man. What I saw next really surprised me! I saw a fat looking woman shouting in what sounds like a stuttering language which my companion later told me is 'broken English. She secretly and cunningly passed a broken bottle to the younger bowler hat wearing dude. In my dreams I was so upset that the referee couldn't see this. I tried all I could to notify the officials to no avail, as a matter of fact, they acted like they are aware of this sinister move. God it was a grand conspiracy! I kept on shouting in my dreams. At about that time, I saw the old handsome man looked at me with a wide gap toothed smile and a thumbs up. There and then, I knew he saw it all and he had a plan. The referee signaled for both men, and I heard him whispering to both. The old looks calm, but the big young man was just looking at the big fat woman and all her friends, acting as if he is not exactly sure if he wants to go through with this, but every time he looks at the big fat woman and all her friends shouting and screaming at him to get the job done, he had no choice but to move on towards the elderly man. What happened next took my breathe away. The handsome looking frail old man suddenly surged with power from the crowd backing , he charged at the young fatter undecided fellow and took the broken bottle from him and started pummeling him to the ground. The young man was helplessly crying...then I heard what sounds like...'contunu,contunu,na only you Waka come, contunu, from the fat woman. Then I looked at the man on the floor, it was there and then that we all realized, he is not moving again. I saw the big fat woman with her hands lifted high crying and wailing..."there is god u ooo! Then somebody woke me up and said, "are you OK"? You must be dreaming...you were just shouting, up Buhari in your sleep!#jenwitemi 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Fayose Vs Buhari; Ekiti State Governor Takes Another Shot At GMB by swezenberg(m): 1:33pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Akshow:Buhari will never type Most Luckiest. You need to go and throw your certificate away or do you hold a Phd like someone I know. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: "As For Me And My Household We Will Vote For President Jonathan": Comedian Bovi by swezenberg(m): 8:04am On Jan 21, 2015 |
When Jonathan loses, BovI will come and tell us he was only joking o after all he's a comedian. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by swezenberg(m): 10:42pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Liverpool without a single striker. That is what we've been telling our coach. We need to buy a striker. All midfielders as forwards. Possession Liv 62 Chelsea 38. Chelsea shouldn't think we can't beat them at the bridge. We've demolished it several times and we wil do it agian with the return of Sturridge b4 the second leg 3 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by swezenberg(m): 10:13pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
My Liverpool team has improved. We really need Sturridge back 2 Likes |
one man's food is another's posion.
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