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Science/Technology / Re: Ayokunle Adeniran Invents A ‘Nepaless’ Iron by swezenberg(m): 11:34am On Jun 16, 2015
[size=14pt]You can tell enemy of progress from their post. Just like their parents. You will hear and so, what should we do, It is no news, where did he get the material from etc. But they can't invent paper plane[/size]

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Crime / Re: Proprietor, 70, Defiles Eight-year-old Pupil by swezenberg(m): 11:15am On Jun 16, 2015
Once your case reach Panti. It will only take the President to save you. He will spend the rest of his old miserable life there
Politics / Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by swezenberg(m): 9:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
[size=14pt]Some people here do not even know what constitution is and you are telling them it is not in the constitution. Is it the the people that say stealing is not corruption that will know if the office of the first lady is in the Constitution or not. What pained me be say the money wey dem take send dem go school don mis road.[/size]
Politics / Re: Buhari Arriving At The Waterkloof Airforce Base For AU Summit (photos) by swezenberg(m): 4:55pm On Jun 13, 2015
[size=14pt]Those insulting the presidents here. You will know their fathers are roadside mechanics struggling to send them to one community school where they will get small sense They call it "tashere" sense[/size]

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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Convoy Leaving The Defence House Yesterday. Photos by swezenberg(m): 4:40pm On Jun 13, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
But they said he is using only one car why the convoy

But you who are the they. These they said people self undecided
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Receives British High Commissioner (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 2:21pm On Jun 12, 2015
[size=14pt]Tinubu does not even hear the mofos crying here. He's busy making his billions. Saraki ride on. The title fit you. Whether na Saraki abi the person APC want all na APC. My own be say na our person dey there. Some of us in APC have been saying no to God fathersim so Buhari's tenure is really bringing the change we need.

Sai Buhari Sai Baba[/size]
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Nigerians Travelling To China, Turkey With Various Illicit Drug by swezenberg(m): 4:05pm On Jun 11, 2015
gbaskiboy:
Na wa oo, I thought change is here
It is the enemy of change that have destroyed Nigeria to this level that are still not ready to give up their illicit trade. We will show them the real wrath of the law.
Politics / Re: ‎See The Words of Femi Gbajabiamila that Returned to Hunt Him by swezenberg(m): 10:47am On Jun 10, 2015
neocortex:


How difficult was it foryou to type, you are but a master in pretentious subterfuge.
I know you are deeply pained that your party leaders lost out in the NASS leadership tussle.
This house election is not about which party the winners belong to but which party got his wishes.

Pained. Are you for real. My party won the presidential election, the senate seat and house of Rep. What am I to feel hurt for. Who is the loser here. You guys even tried to convince Saraki by wooing him back and he sternly turned down your request. What am I to be worried about. In fact PDP has not realized what led to the demise of their deceptive party.

I beg let me go and seep my cup of coffee. To also let you know I'm one of those who wanted Tinubus wings clipped so if you look at it well I would have been one of those senators who voted along side the depleted PDP to achieve my objective. Buhari, Fashola and that Governor of Kano are my main men
Politics / Re: ‎See The Words of Femi Gbajabiamila that Returned to Hunt Him by swezenberg(m): 10:22pm On Jun 09, 2015
[size=14pt]All I see here is a dead party called PDP trying to remain relevant. I even thought PDP won the Senate and House of rep and tanoids started congratulating themselves. Defeat sometimes can affect the brain o. Who even wanted God fatherism in APC before. This development is good for APC. It will help them become more democratic and put PDP to rest finally. All we are waiting for is just the laying in state of PDP.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Deputy Senate Presidency: Sen. Ekweremadu And Ahmad Ali Ndume Lock Horns... by swezenberg(m): 11:58am On Jun 09, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
Never underestimate PDP

PDP celebrating Deputy Senate president. How are the mighty falling. Next four years they will celebrate deputy speaker grin.
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2015
P0intBlank:


I'm sure u know there's no offside with Corners because every player is behind the ball. What do u do when ur opponent decides to crowd ur six yard area? Leave them alone?

Thank you my brother. I don't know what else they want the girls to do. Those Swedish girls know how to crowd the six yard area like the way our politicians dey crowd podium during campaign. The only thing I expected our girls to do was to give them a dose of their own medcine by crowding their own 6 yard area. May be the coach would pick a lesson from that. Above all I love the girls spirit. We are rated 33 in the world and we played against 5 and second runner up in the last event Abeg kudos to our girls.

The men can not even pull a draw with Swedish national team.

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Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:27pm On Jun 08, 2015
U2ice:



Wish our men av same 9ja spirit...

I see us topping d group sha

Top which group, with USA, well who knows anything can happen in football after all of Nigeria beats US by a lone goal and beats Australian we might top the group.
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:24pm On Jun 08, 2015
The fear of Germany beating our African sister 10-nil
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
adekayo1234:
this coach na f0.ol, see him celebrating. we were just lucky to score that

Who was luckier. Theor own first goal was own goal. So what are you saying brother. Na dem get luck jor grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by swezenberg(m): 7:25am On Jun 07, 2015
I am just watching our match for the first time. What was the scores between Brazil and Hungary pls
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: How Orji Kalu Reacted About My Leaving 'Daily Sun' To Serve Buhari by swezenberg(m): 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2015
If the three major tribes can combine those good areas they are good at, Nigeria will be better than UAE. In fact our economy will be a threat globally.

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Crime / Re: Auto Parts Dealer ‘inserts’ Cocaine In Anus (PICTURE) by swezenberg(m): 10:59am On Jun 05, 2015
The population of some people is drastically falling.

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Politics / Re: Petrol Subsidy Rises To N48.15 Per Litre by swezenberg(m): 11:40am On Jun 04, 2015
Lemon12:
And our president is busy listening to music with Dj headphone in Niger. ... Smh

[size=14pt]Stop talking like an illiterate. It is translated speech not music[/size]

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Listening To A Translator And Laughing Out Loud[pic] by swezenberg(m): 1:45am On Jun 04, 2015
[size=14pt]Illiterates abound on this thread. The OP is their chairman. So they've never seen Presidents listen to translated speech before.[/size]
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Shot Dead By White Boyfriend[PICTURE] by swezenberg(m): 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2015
otijah:
And we have a president

So what should the President do. Go back to the front page and see the French tourist that was just murdered in Nigeria by armed men.

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Crime / Re: Women Caught With Cocaine In Their Vagina At Lagos Airport by swezenberg(m): 4:34pm On Jun 02, 2015
LastProphet:


hahahaha, my brother I was just joking oh, I wanted to see how much it hurts to think like ibo. most Ibo's that grew up at home are bleeped in the brain

Sorry about that my brother. I still appreciate our law enforcement agencies for now allowing another two heads to be chopped off in China
Crime / Re: Women Caught With Cocaine In Their Vagina At Lagos Airport by swezenberg(m): 4:17pm On Jun 02, 2015
LastProphet:
these women were arrested becos they are Ibo's, becos the whole world is jealous of the achievement of Ibo's. it is bad govt that made them do it, in fact is time to declare Biafra since this hatred is too much. are these women the first to do this crime? why did they catch them when there are other drug peddlers working around? this must be caused by OBJ or Tinubu or in fact the Yorubas.

(pls forgive me thinking like a typical ibo man)

Did you sit down to read what you have posted at all. Did you see the part that says they were enroute to China. What kind of stupid achievement is one to be jealous of. What Government forces you to injest cocaine in your Vg. As for catching them, I blame our enforcement agents for that. They should have allowed them to be caught in China. So if it were your part of the country you would have allowed them to travel with it. Pennywise pound foolish. If Yorubas were to reason like you, they would just let them travel with it and inform the Chinese government. I just pointed out how daft your post is.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Condoles With Anambra, Joe Biden by swezenberg(m): 10:19am On Jun 02, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
Declare you assets Mr Man. You've hardly resumed office and Boko Haram has increased their intensity in Maiduguri, Tanker explosion kills 69 in Onitsha, armed robbers raze Port Harcourt. You are so full of bad luck.

[size=25pt]#BabaOneChance[/size]

[size=14pt]All these curses on you alone, na only you waka come. You really need to go for deliverance o. Abi how you wan take manage these curses now. If you know Lag-Ibadan Expressway you better do the needful.[/size]

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Fashion / Re: Contestants Of Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria (MBMN 2015) by swezenberg(m): 1:36pm On Jun 01, 2015
Ekiti Bayelsa and Akwaibom

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Celebrities / Re: How Beautiful Regina Askia's Daughter Looks (photo) by swezenberg(m): 2:08pm On May 27, 2015
She's beautiful but here in US she's just another black girl because right here there are more than a million prettier girls. Guys don't be too excited because those pretty girls can kill a man's destiny and you will never recover. They've got zero attitude.
Politics / Re: I’ll Sack The 22 APC Chairmen Elected In Rivers – Wike by swezenberg(m): 8:23pm On May 26, 2015
Jonathan backed Wike during his term to make Rivers ungovernable for Amaechi. I see a return leg of the match with Amaechi getting the Federal might to make Wike's government ungovernable. Lets see who will last.

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Politics / Re: Dokpesi, 7 Others To Testify In Tinubu’s N150bn Libel Suit Against AIT by swezenberg(m): 8:01pm On May 26, 2015
philips70:



The gulf between John Momoh of ChannelsTV and Raymond Dokpesi of AIT is wider than the Pacific ocean. It's like comparing a professor in the University to a motor park tout in Ekiti state in the area of intelligence.

You just wrapped it up.
Politics / Re: Dokpesi, 7 Others To Testify In Tinubu’s N150bn Libel Suit Against AIT by swezenberg(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2015
philips70:


The defense AIT is putting against this case is very questionable and lack any legal sense. I wonder which lawyers wrote such defense on his behalf. Don't think they will come out unscathed.

I was going to say the same. The defense of Dokpesi is as weak as the tv station right now. AIT needs to spend more on good lawyers because I do not see this defense they just put up as solid enough to free them from the fangs of the Lion of Bourdillon. Tinubu is another Obj. If they escape this he will make sure he brings Dokpesi down by all means. Dokpesi should just have acted like Momoh of Channels. He chose to be Partisan and this is the result. More awaits him after the swearing in.

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Romance / Re: Justifying Sexual Immorality In 21st Century by swezenberg(m): 2:43pm On May 26, 2015
Nice one OP. The fact that you did it does not make it right. I fell for this but I support your right up. Remain chaste and stand for it. It pays off. Fornication does not pay. Majority of us who indulged in it have regretted it one way or the other.

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Politics / Re: NDLEA Sorrounds The Home Of Kashamu Buruji by swezenberg(m): 12:41pm On May 23, 2015
hugafella:
East vs West. Who does drugs better? I think the west have it!!

Don'T even go there because a three-day old baby knows the real answer.

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