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Pets / Re: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by swezenberg(m): 3:27pm On Feb 15, 2016
Osc:
what did the dog do with its teeth? Hate such dogs who cant act


Act against a python. Go and read up the pressure those muscles can exert on the body
Crime / Re: Man In Court For Touching Neighbour's Breast In Lagos by swezenberg(m): 11:31am On Feb 12, 2016
BrownCookie:



The fact that a person is touched without her consent is an insult which is sufficient to amount to battery no matter how trivial d interference maybe.

So breast no be gold but the woman knows her legal rights.

Please help me tell the illiterates here

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Travel / Re: Lagos-Bound Bristow Helicopter Crashes Into The Ocean by swezenberg(m): 4:52pm On Feb 04, 2016
fashrola:


It's better the aircraft is ditched into the ocean than a dry land..... Bristow should take an example from Caverton... I really love flying with that their yellow bird.... less Vibration

I know Caverton goes to Bonga and other platforms and Bristow to Erha and other Mobil platforms. It depends on what platform you are going or what the oil operator uses.
Travel / Re: Lagos-Bound Bristow Helicopter Crashes Into The Ocean by swezenberg(m): 3:05pm On Feb 03, 2016
I have boarded those helicopters offshore on a number of occasion. Sometimes I fear for my life when I see the Ocean beneath and we have to fly for over almost an hour over the Atlantic. We were trained on how to survive till rescue comes but what about those sharks, Barracudas and whales we see from the platforms.
Politics / Re: I’m The Only Legal Wife Of Ojukwu, Bianca Tells Court by swezenberg(m): 3:56pm On Feb 02, 2016
I will not say she should not fight for the rights of her children but considering herself as the only legal wife shows she's one greedy fella. So what happens to the other wives and their children if claims all the properties in Ikoyi. Some one even said she uses the duplex in Enugu as well. Well a daughter of an ex governor and a beauty queen will only rely on what is between her legs to acquire wealth. She should take cue from Linda Ikeji and other successful women
Politics / Re: Amaechi “I Leaked Sanusi’s Letter To Jonathan” by swezenberg(m): 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
The oil thieves get brothers and sisters here on nairaland. You can imagine the way they've been against the revelation. Bunch of vipers and looters. God will visit all of you one by one and even those hiding in APC

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Politics / Re: We Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by swezenberg(m): 12:33pm On Jan 15, 2016
sheriff777:
Please some one should teach Wike how to publishs the video. Please Mr. Wike submit the video to CNN. Ajazera BBC. Etc what are you waiting for. If what you said are all that happened you have the right to destroy the image of this current government.

So this is your plan and intention. What is that your IP address again. I think Treason will be a better charge for you.

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Politics / Re: Man From US Claims DSS Picked Him Up For Questioning (pics) by swezenberg(m): 12:41pm On Jan 14, 2016
The guy looks like another drug Lord jor. Who e wan sell this his story to
Business / Re: No More Importation Of Petrol Once My Refinery Is Ready- Dangote by swezenberg(m): 4:54pm On Jan 12, 2016
adamskutty:
I like your size, no go turn lekpa o. grin

What you see there don't come cheap. Be ready to spend, more affectionate, bring out the gentle man in you because you will need to treat her like a goddess.
Romance / Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by swezenberg(m): 3:00pm On Jan 12, 2016
MissGdope:
so because they did not dance with you and follow you home to do whatever, they are bad ni? you're just butthurt. get over it cos i know that even if they did what you wanted, you'll be the same person to tag black girls as sluts.
see the way you're generalising all the black girls in the UK as if you've met all of them.
Get a girlfriend and stop looking for olosho and then maybe you won't get embarrassed like that
angry

You nailed it girl. I hope he takes to wise words

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Romance / Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by swezenberg(m): 2:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
A runs guy looking for runs girl but could not find one and became apprehensive. You should have slapped them and see where that would land you.
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: Probe Panel Summons 241 Firms Over Arms Scandal – FULL LIST HERE by swezenberg(m): 3:54pm On Jan 10, 2016
AustineE1:

you dont expect to see those names,they always work hard for their money,we all know the two region that has constantly benefited from ill gotten wealth and has always conspired to squander our patrimony as a nation,hence the quest for one Nigeria.

But later you will say Buhari is anti Igbo
Celebrities / Re: Fan Slams Genevieve For Buying N29M House In Abuja & Not Developing Igboland by swezenberg(m): 12:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
joetins:
dull Igbo guyz, hw can u tell somebody hw to spend his .money

I wonder o. Her own hard earned money. Why can't the fan work hard and build something similar in Igboland.

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Politics / Re: Dokpesi : Dasukigate Is Witch-hunt, Doesn’t Exist. The Cable. by swezenberg(m): 6:59pm On Jan 06, 2016
If he even loot our money to pay our people shebi we go forgive am. He come pocket everything and chose not to pay staff.
Politics / Re: What I Saw In Oshodi This Morning(pictures) by swezenberg(m): 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2016
ninovandross:
I don't think its relevant anymore, now dat dia shops are no more, but I used to get ps3(hacked) games for #500 I think ps2 should be around #200

So your source of pirated stuffs have been demolished. Pele jare
Education / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by swezenberg(m): 1:28pm On Jan 04, 2016
As an ex-FUTARIAN, the OP try but without UNIBEN and UNICAL that list is not complete or in order.

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Politics / Re: Now That Crude Is Gradually Becoming Worthless, What Next For Niger Delta? by swezenberg(m): 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2015
APChangeZombie:


The question ought to be "how will states like Oun cope?"


The ND will still get more revenue from oil than Osun.

So never mind about us, go and ask your rascal governor why monthly allocations from Abuja are now jus 55 million naira.

Osun will revert to Gold and Cocoa. They have the largest Gold deposit in Nigeria and second in terms of Cocoa production after Ondo
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/08/osun-gold-fields-suffering-in-the-midst-of-abundant-precious-deposits/

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Malaysia For Drug(photo) by swezenberg(m): 6:21pm On Dec 28, 2015
Yorubas are wicked. Why did they name hard drugs Igbo in their language. No offence intended o grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girl Shamelessly Talks About Foursome She Had With Her Friends [PICS] by swezenberg(m): 6:04pm On Dec 28, 2015
Hmmm!. Shameless girl. Lots of hypocrites here too, especially the guys because they would jump at such if given the chance and what exactly is the OP's intention, to promote this shameless acts and as for the ladies, she's not worse than those of you who sleep with one at a time around the corner.

I pray she repents and amend her ways same for many of you here grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: NNPC To Announce 85 Naira Fuel Pump Price In January 2016 by swezenberg(m): 8:53pm On Dec 26, 2015
Amberon:
I'm telling you what I know. invariably you're the wailer here. I was in California last year and I'd be moving there round 2nd week of January. Last year, the government or the regulating body or whatever slashed the price of gas by about a third the normal price. if you didn't notice this, then you obviously aren't in America.

I live in US and you only pay visits. Government does not control the price of gasoline here like it's done in Nigeria. Price of gas is controlled by various market forces which allows different marketers to sell at different prices. We do not have same price as it is in Nigeria. You can get it for $2.05 in this county and get it for 2.99 in another county. You can read it up here so that your arrogance and ignorance can be trimmed down (http://www.businessinsider.com/factors-that-determine-gas-price-2012-5). I work in the oil and gas sector here so stop making a fool of yourself on a public forum
Politics / Re: Refineries To Pay Into Federation Account From 2016 – Kachikwu by swezenberg(m): 9:41am On Dec 26, 2015
repogirl:
Call me Thomas because, till I see will I believe! I don taya for promise promise, I want to see results before I believe the promise.

Lol! Don't worry girl, I won't call you Thomas because you are a lady but you will eat the good of the land. Remember PDP made us all Thomases. They ruled for more than 15 years with nothing to show for it.
Politics / Re: Refineries To Pay Into Federation Account From 2016 – Kachikwu by swezenberg(m): 9:37am On Dec 26, 2015
canalily:
Where have they been paying the money since? So they have been sharing hand to hand

Yes that is what GEJ has been doing
Politics / Re: NNPC To Announce 85 Naira Fuel Pump Price In January 2016 by swezenberg(m): 9:32am On Dec 26, 2015
Amberon:
if our government is a sane one, then petrol shouldn't even sell above 30 naira. because crude oil is at its lowest price in the international presently. So naturally, a fall in the global oil price should also mean a fall in petrol for consumption. but our useless government with their corrupt ways won't adjust the price to this effect.

about last year, the U.S govt slashed the price of gas by a third the normal price because gas got cheaper. Our useless government should learn.

I live in US. Stop all these misinformation. The government of US does not determine the price of petrol. Their petroleum products have been deregulated many years back so many market factors detertime cost of petroleum products. That is why here in US dif ferret gas stations sell at different prices, so it depends on you to search for where you will get cheaper gas. As for reducing cost of fuel price. I thought it was 97 when I visited Nigeria last year so it must have been reduced by this government by 12naira. You hardly see a government in Nigerian history that reduced price of petrol by such margin so stop wailing
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Daughter Oyin Adenuga Stunning New Photos by swezenberg(m): 9:19am On Dec 26, 2015
That's the daughter of the second richest man in Nigeria. It is not easy
Romance / Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by swezenberg(m): 2:14am On Dec 22, 2015
Merry Christmas to Seun Osewa for the opportunity to enjoy this forum for several years
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Broadcaster, Adaure Achumba Weds White Hubby by swezenberg(m): 7:12pm On Dec 20, 2015
Demmocrats:


So black dudes have finished ba? don't worry white boo. We all know that whites invented "divorce" while we blacks invented for "better for worse". Don't worry i wish you guys the best of luck since we know from the moment the ring enters the hand that the divorce alert system has been activated. Wes Ballance that's british, hehe that's five years before you know what will happen wink

Congrats to them.

#Not_hating_honest_truth

How are you sure your own will last?

Just the honest truth not hating

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Religion / Re: Paul Adefarasin Shares Christmas Gifts To The Less Privileged (Photos) by swezenberg(m): 10:03am On Dec 20, 2015
Nigerians are never satisfied. If he does not do it, you will hear "who did he help" now that he has done it, it is publicity stunts, or it is for the cameras. I agree it should not be for the cameras but with technology even if he doesn't want the cameras some people will still snap him. Let us learn to appreciate good things. Beside it is not the pastor that gave those to the less privilege. It is the church and God will bless His church

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Politics / Re: We Will Expose Uwazurike’s Sexual Atrocities Soon – MASSOB by swezenberg(m): 11:20am On Dec 17, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
what is this little one saying

Sometimes little ones are more reasonable than some old fools.
Politics / Re: We Will Expose Uwazurike’s Sexual Atrocities Soon – MASSOB by swezenberg(m): 12:54am On Dec 17, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
SEUN is just exhibiting his bigotry

If he's exhibiting it, then go and create one for biafra where you can choose to post what you like. It is his site and he has prerogative to do what he feels is best for it. You guys just cry blue murder every time you see a Yoruba name. Create egoland or igboland and stop living on Yorubas' inventions, lands and intelligence. Give the Yorubas some competition for once.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by swezenberg(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2015
Who Chelsea dey play next. Make I know whether na lose or draw because it is easier for Deportivo to beat Barca than for chelsea to win a match

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Celebrities / Re: Duro Olowu Designs Michelle Obama's Dresses, Decorates White House For Christmas by swezenberg(m): 12:28pm On Dec 12, 2015
mightycrown1:
no matter what is going on within us in this country just be proud you are a Nigerian. for our talent is unequaled among the livings. even the world first lady just testified to this.

we are Nigerians
we are blacks
we are great

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

See nice comment Refiner. Compare this coment to yours. This is how you should comment. God bless you brother. You made my day
Celebrities / Re: Duro Olowu Designs Michelle Obama's Dresses, Decorates White House For Christmas by swezenberg(m): 12:23pm On Dec 12, 2015
refiner:


fanx dear,,,,am married already so I Dnt need u for anyfin........mumu.
So if someone could marry a girl with the kind of face like yours stop calling others ugly. Lesson 1 for you

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