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Politics / Re: Spot The Difference Between GEJ And PMB Service Chiefs by swezenberg(m): 12:43pm On Jul 31, 2015
omenka:
cheesy.

Badeh and Minimah na die.

But truth be told- size of one's stomach is never a determinant of one's intelligence.

The best student in our class then in primary 3-6 was the fattest boy in the class. I was coming in far behind him at 5th and 6th. cheesy

He was a local champion in your school and you were olodo then Lol!
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by swezenberg(m): 4:01pm On Jul 30, 2015
fpeter:
some would be employees of the koko garri movement are here.

You dey mind them. Some of them will even beg for their Cv to be forwarded to the HR. Bunch citizens that never appreciate their own

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Politics / Re: Watch Christiane Amanpour Interview President Buhari On CNN (July 21) by swezenberg(m): 8:11pm On Jul 21, 2015
ifihearam:
Buhari is a daft agreeing to negotiate with terrorists makes him one.

When you begin to construct your sentences correctly, then nairalanders will begin to take you seriously.

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Politics / Re: Calistus Obi Is Acting NIMASA DG by swezenberg(m): 6:50pm On Jul 21, 2015
You guys should stop crying foul. Here is your Jonathan's appointment before you start crying Marginalization because it has become the only English you people use

MAY OUR CRITIQUE BE BASED ON EXCELLENCE & PERFORMANCE NOT ON CREED OR CLAN. For those who see only from tribal and sectional prism, some research will do us a lot of good. It may not have been right but when GEJ did this you were quiet.

1.NIMET~Dr. Anthony Anuforom
2.NNPC~Eng. Andrew Yakubu
3.NIMASA~Patrick Apobolokemi
4.PENCOM~Mrs. Chinelo Anohu Amazu
5.FERMA~Engr. Chukwu Amuchi
6.DPR~Mr. George Osahon
7.Bank Of Industry~Ms. Evelyn Oputu
8.Nigerian Content Dev. Agency~Ernest Nwanpa
9.Consumer Protection Agency~Mrs Dupe Atoki
10.NCC~Engr. Eugene Juwa
11.NAMA~Engr. Nnamdi Udoh
12.NCAA~Engr. Akikuotu
13.FAAN~George Uriesi
14.NCAT~Capt. Chinere Kalu
15.SEC~Aruma Otteh
16.Sovereign Wealth Fund~Uche Orji
17.NAFDAC~Dr Paul Orhil
18.FIIRO~Dr. Mrs. G. N Elemo
19.Maritime Academy Of Nigeria~Oron Joshua Okpo
20.Railway Corp. ~Eng. Seyi Sijuwade
21.Nigerian Tourism Dev. Corp. ~Mrs. Sally Mbanefoh
22.Budget Office Of The Fed. ~Dr Bright Okogwu
23.NERDC~Prof Godswill Obioma
24.NEXIM~Mr R. R Orya
25.Standard Organization Of Nigeria~Dr Joseph Odumodu
26.Nigerian Broadcasting Corp. ~Emeka Nkem Mba
27.Industrial Training Fund~Prof. Longmas Wapmuk
28. Nat. University Comm.~Prof. Okojie
29.NESREA~Mrs. N.S Benebo
30.MDG Office~Dr. Precious Gbenio
31.Surveyor General Of The Fed. ~Peter Chigozie
32.Statistician Gen. Of The Fed. ~Dr. Yemi Kale
33.Accountant Gen.Of The Fed. ~Mr. Jonah Otunla
34.Auditor General Of The Fed. ~Samuel Yonongo Ukura
35.Nat. Orientation Agency~Mike Omieri
36.News Agency Of Nigeria~Oluremi Oyo
37.NEPC E/S David I Adelugba
38.NEPZA~Mr. Olugbenga Kuye
39.BPP~Engr Emeka Ezeh
40.Niger Delta Ministry-Orubebe, etc. May love, patriotism & excellence form the basis of assessment of leadership. God Bless Nigeria.By prof..chris Nwokobia jr
Family / Re: Is it proper for My Younger Brother to Bring Girls into My Room? by swezenberg(m): 11:36am On Jul 21, 2015
NairaMode:
Chief, to me it's not wrong.
Just draw lines... Etc Do not Bleep more than your gf in my room.
He is matured chief. Don't be a bad brother to the young man.
You expect him to do it on the couch.
He respects you enough to be sleeping in the sitting room so you just want to chase him completely out of the room.
My concern is not your age while living in your sisters house because apparently it cannot be your joy staying there up till now. That's even if you mind at all.
So to me, draw a line and tell him it must be his gf (one girl) and one girl only. To me, that is fair, reasonable, sensible and just.

To cap it all up, let's strive to stay away from sin. Hell is real.

I would have applauded your comment if the last statement was not preceded by what you wrote above it. So he's allowed to mess around with the girl on the brother's bed and the brother is also allowed to carry condoms around to use on gullible girls. What kind of example is he to his brother.
Family / Re: My Husbands Brother Is Breaking My Marriage by swezenberg(m): 11:24am On Jul 21, 2015
Dear,
The problem is your husband not his brother. Your husband had been involved in the act long before your brother visited only that his younger brother's visit opened your eyes to notice his infidelity. You need to talk to your husband. As for the younger brother, it only runs in their blood. He's just doing what he and his brother have always been involved in. Sending him out is easy. Start by telling your husband about his advances and that settles it. No matter how dirty a man his he will never tolerate a relative or anyone messing with his wife. As for your husband, sit him down and let him know he's about tearing the message apart because if he does not stop, you will take drastic steps. I will tell you what you need to threaten him with later. I tell you he will sit up.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious!!! When Osun State Eventually Pays 7 Months Salary by swezenberg(m): 10:54pm On Jul 17, 2015
Illiteracy is a disease
Business / Re: BVN Registration For Diaspora Nigeria Banking Customers by swezenberg(m): 11:39am On Jul 16, 2015
What about those in the US. When are they setting up one for us.
Travel / Re: 20 Million Naira Or Green Card: Which Would You Choose? by swezenberg(m): 12:30am On Jul 14, 2015
With a good job in North America I will make 20 million in less than 2 years. That is just $100000. And I know Nigerians earning $250000 per annum
Crime / Re: Six Nigerians Extradited From South Africa To Mississippi To Face Fraud Charges by swezenberg(m): 11:24pm On Jul 13, 2015
The only difference is that these ones will get some years in jail while their counterparts in the drug biz get their heads chopped of body or perforated with bullets in Malaysia, Indonesia, China.

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Politics / Re: Enugu In Deep Riot Against Boko Haram Suspects by swezenberg(m): 12:27pm On Jul 10, 2015
rayofhope:
Buhari need to be tested I dnt think he's well atall,for relocated prisoners from north down to the east.clueless man
[size=14pt]
It was Jonathan that authorized the transfer not Buhari. Buhari is just carrying our what Jonathan plotted. Go back to previous posts or use your search engine. So much love from Jonathan.[/size]
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Ministering At RCCG Jesus House, Silverbird Abuja (photos) by swezenberg(m): 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
[size=14pt]Some people are still seriously pained that they lost the last election. Cry me an ocean. Who cares. That s your VP whether you like it or not sink it down with garri and groundnut.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Wike, Ekweremadu Differ With Jonathan, Wife Over John Eno, Sekibo by swezenberg(m): 1:49pm On Jul 03, 2015
[size=14pt]APC should serve them a dose of their own poison by joining the few PDP to elect the most unpopular person within the PDP ranks. I'm sure APC is prepared to spoil the show when the nomination comes up[/size]
Politics / Re: Relocate Boko Haram Prisoners Out Of Igboland Now - Ohaneze Tells Buhari by swezenberg(m): 9:16am On Jul 03, 2015
ogazi007:
How can we be so uncomfuncomfortable and scared of just 47 Bokoharam foot soldiers not their leaders.How then do we plan to fight for Republic of Biafra?

Cowardice comes to mind
Politics / Re: Kaduna Produces Fuel From Sugarcane! - El-Rufai (Dailytrust) by swezenberg(m): 9:05am On Jul 03, 2015
[size=14pt]Nigerians. You can just tell from their posts. Always against anything good. They prefer to be stagnant. Ready to choke anyone who offers to move the country forward. Generation of vipers. You can tell from their username[/size]

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Politics / Re: You Can’t Blackmail, Intimidate Us — PDP Tells Buhari by swezenberg(m): 6:59pm On Jun 29, 2015
Chukwutobi:
Buhari,

We already know all you want to tell us about PDP.

Even if you say they left the treasury empty for you, we will agree but that is not why we voted you; we voted you to take actions so you can repair what PDP spoilt during their tenure.

Stop all of these stories and start work.

[size=14pt]We voted you. Who are the who. The Chukwutobi of this world voted Jonathan so stop disguising. [/size]
Politics / Re: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by swezenberg(m): 12:30pm On Jun 29, 2015
He might be considering South East since they claim to be brave and hate boko haram more than any region or are you not brave again. See people wey wan fight biafra o. Shooooo!
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: House Of Rep Members Fighting Over Principal Offices by swezenberg(m): 12:47pm On Jun 25, 2015
[size=14pt]Wasted years in school. The house is made up of APC, PDP and few other parties not only APC. Olodos flood nairaland daily[/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Empress Njamah Releases Photos From Her Vacation In London by swezenberg(m): 11:42am On Jun 23, 2015
Abugab:
Empress is looking ageless.
She isn't looking her age at all.
Well, Sisi Empress, time to settle down oooo
Clock is ticking....
Nice pics.

How old is she?
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso: The Master Beaten At His Game - By Shaka Momodu by swezenberg(m): 11:11am On Jun 23, 2015
[size=14pt]Bigots calling democrats Bigots. Once the the pendulum does not swing to their end the other person becomes a bigot. He taught that loser from Otu of Oke a great lesson. They avoided his performance and decided to play the tribal card. Bunch of losers[/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The 4 Nigerians Queen Of England Will Honour At QYL Awards Today by swezenberg(m): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
2 Yorubas, 1 Igbo, 1 South South-Delta
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Treasury ‘virtually Empty’ Says Buhari. by swezenberg(m): 8:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
[size=14pt]I thought Jonathan was the only thief that we had see armed robbers here on nairaland defending a thief. Well robbery/stealing is not corruption according to one former fisher man turn president from Otu of Oke. [/size]

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Politics / Re: Photo: Soldier Helps Little Girl Wear Her Sandals In Sokoto by swezenberg(m): 4:01pm On Jun 22, 2015
raayah:
Whaat? This Soldier is not a man. He is a woman-wrapper. How dare he bend down and Fix a child's shoe? That is a woman's job. Women take care of the children.

He should be removed from the Army.

If he wants to be feminine. He should go to America and hangout with the gays.

/sarcasm

Edit : Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's or writer's intentions; different parts of the brain must work together to understand sarcasm.

That was a misplaced sarcasm. Sorry girl it was wrongly used. You need to go and retake your GNS 101.
Politics / Re: Ambode & Oba Akiolu At The Lagos Central Mosque For Special Thanksgiving Jumat by swezenberg(m): 8:03pm On Jun 19, 2015
Clerverly:
So wetin make we do??

Cleverly, you never finish this your popcorn. Make I come join abeg
Politics / Re: I Was Afraid Nigeria Might Be Like Somalia, Says Buhari by swezenberg(m): 7:07pm On Jun 16, 2015
Firefire:
Buhari, leave talk and start working, you no dey tire ni ?

Haaba, kilode? undecided

How many weeks e don spend. E go take more than 4 yrs to rebuild the country but I no say baba go try. That man wey dey there before! make I no talk

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Igbo Women by swezenberg(m): 6:24pm On Jun 16, 2015
nonaira:


Actually all this girls are from Facebook and Instagram. Each and everyone of them posted the name provided as their name. I didn't invade their privacy fully hence i didn't include their last name. The ones i got from onila thus i didn't know their names, i didn't include the names. Excluding Tracy obonna, none of this girls are celebrity... the only reason I included Tracy is because she's a C rate celebrity and her siblings were included

I understand your intention but if they see their picture without a permission it could still be considered a breach of their privacy. People can copy these pix and do anything with it you know.
Romance / Re: Name Something A Woman Can't Go A Week Without by swezenberg(m): 1:26pm On Jun 16, 2015
Self servicing
Romance / Re: Beautiful Igbo Women by swezenberg(m): 1:23pm On Jun 16, 2015
This OP is funny. Got pictures of some celebrities within and without and attached Igbo names to them. Who no like better tinz grin

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Crime / Re: Lagos Trader Rapes Neighbour’s Daughter Inside Toilet by swezenberg(m): 1:20pm On Jun 16, 2015
Nigeria now wants to take over from India in Raping things. Please women and girls be careful of those crazy men on the loose. Be mindful of your safety at all times and never trust even your dad.
Religion / Re: Dunamis Pastor’s Wife Bans Members From Hugging, Pecking In Church by swezenberg(m): 12:30pm On Jun 16, 2015
allanphash7:
Tell him or her that he is unserious






The Oyinbo wey bring the religion sef no dey practise am like unma






Am sure those oyinbo go dey regret say dem give unna







Smh

Na oyinbo church I dey go hear for America and there is no such thing so stop watching too many porn movies

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