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Crime / Re: Man Arrested In Lagos For Attempting To Export Indian Hemp To China by swezenberg(m): 1:41pm On Apr 24, 2015
CheeNayNay:
if it was an igbo man am 100% sure they'd have mentioned his name,the culprit is obviously a yourobber grin

You see your life. You have brought tribal sentiments into it. Now you have brought our mind back to the tribe that is known for such.
Celebrities / Re: RMD Stuns In New Photos, Storms Ozone Cinema With Olu Jacobs by swezenberg(m): 12:51pm On Apr 23, 2015
Jeus:
I remember when I dumped him.

Or you mean when he dumped you grin

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Politics / Re: Only 118,803 Voters For Imo Rerun – INEC by swezenberg(m): 1:25pm On Apr 22, 2015
Imo State will rather align with the center with all SE benefits starting from Imo. Imo State should expect development before any Eastern State after all they are the most decorated state from SE

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Politics / Re: Buhari Eligibility Suit Withdrawn. 22/04/2015 by swezenberg(m): 12:24pm On Apr 22, 2015
[size=14pt]Who ever that came up with the word "CLUELESS" for the present administration deserves a national award.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Kashamu: We Are Not In The Same Class; Go, Face Your Charges In US by swezenberg(m): 10:23am On Apr 22, 2015
astana1:
GEJ administration marginalized AND SACKED PEOPLE TO SET OUT HIS TRIBALISTIC AGENDA

Igbo man Ike Nkeremandu, Deputy Senate President

Igbo man Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Speaker

(Imagine that in a country with 6 geopolitical zones, one occupies the two of the 4 major National Assemby leadership positions!!)

Igbo man Pius Ayim, Secretary to the Federal Government

igbo man Godwin Emefiele is the governor of the central bank of Nigeria

Igbo woman, Finance Minister and Co-ordinating Minister for the Economy

Igbo woman petroluem Minister

Igbo man Nebo, Power Minister

Igbo man Minister of aviation

Printing and Minting - Igbo

Nafdac -Igbo

mINISTER OF Health - Igbo

Jonathan removed other tribes from head of parastatals and put Igbos there but that would be addressed now. Bureau of statistics was filled up with Igbos.

Even the Hausas/Fulanis in military have never done this above show of shame and pure tribalism. And Igbos were quiet all through that administration cos others were marginalised.

Reason why GEJ administration failed was because they looted him dry. There was no balance in the system. If he had put other tribes for checks and balance, whistle would have been blown. The only one he left among them, who was the Governor of the central bank was sacked because he blew the whistle.

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Politics / Re: Donald Duke: ‘PDP Lost Election Due To Arrogance,’ Former Governor Says by swezenberg(m): 1:52pm On Apr 21, 2015
If Obasanjo had not been selfish, he would have given us this man. Duke would have been better and more presentable than that Otuoke man. Who knows South South might still be in power now because the Southwest will support him.

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Education / Re: 15 Reasons Why OAU Is Such A Great School: by swezenberg(m): 1:43pm On Apr 21, 2015
PrinceMario:
Professor Osaz is the present HOD of electronics/electrical engineering department.

Prof Osaz will always be my Hero among all the lecturers that taught me. Kudos to my VC then, Prof Adeyemi (The first professor Architecture in Sub- Haran Africa) who would not just allow any half baked lecturer to teach us. I appreciate the fact that he brought in some good lecturers to make our lecturers sit up.

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Education / Re: 15 Reasons Why OAU Is Such A Great School: by swezenberg(m): 12:56pm On Apr 21, 2015
Many guys that do not agree with OP have never been to IFE. Pay a visit to the school and compare it with your school or other schools you've been to then come back here and tell us what you notice. Don't just sit in your school or home and start hallucinating. I give it to them. The problem in Nigeria is that we don't accept the truth. If someone is better than I am and he rubs it to my face what I will do is to silently work on myself to give him a surprise of his life.

During my days in the University, we had these Junior lecturers who we felt were just saddist but knew nothing but the school Authority did something. They brought in some lecturers on Sabbatical, among them was a University of Ife (OAU) lecturer called Osaz. He taught us Engineering the way we've never been taught before , using phenomenal situation to dissect abstract cases. He would not mind giving you zero if you got it wrong and would not mind giving you 100% and was ever ready to defend this. He handled electro mechanical devices. The summary of the story is that he stood out among all the lecturers from other schools. There was another man from Ilorin called Olufe Agba, who my colleagues in Electrical Electronics confirmed was good.

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Education / Re: 15 Reasons Why OAU Is Such A Great School: by swezenberg(m): 11:26am On Apr 21, 2015
As an Ex-FUTARIAN that has visited all the Federal Universities in the South West, some State Universities from this region and had mingled with students from these schools, I place IFE as number 1. They've got it.

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Politics / Re: West, Kalu, Ndah-Isaiah, Fashola, Abdulahi, Akeredolu may make Buhari's cabinet by swezenberg(m): 3:00pm On Apr 20, 2015
I love the list but my amiable General, do not leave out Ezekwesili. She's one of those who fought the last corrupt administration to a stand still.

The likes of Deziani should be extradited to Nigeria for prosecution and mummy headgear Okonjo should be relegated.
Crime / Re: Trader Arraigned For Allegedly Beating Up Policeman In Lagos by swezenberg(m): 2:49pm On Apr 20, 2015
SkinnyDude:
femi?
that's how yorubas behave. touts. alaye

Later you will call them cowards. That is how they will beat you up when ever you spew rubbish again in Lagos, bunch of tribalistic race
Celebrities / Re: D'banj And Kenya Moore Pictured Together by swezenberg(m): 9:39pm On Apr 19, 2015
SirShymexx:


So, you watch that shitty reality show, no? You need Jesus lol. Porsha Williams is nice tho.

Anyway, which of the Claudias is on it - Claudia Ortiz or Claudia Jordan? Claudia Ortiz used to be fine as fvck as well. Only God knows what happened to her after City High.

Darn! All these women I used to have a huge crush on as a youngin' - if D'banj can smash Kenya Moore, I should be able to smash one of them in future lol.

My wife introduced me to it o. It is shown here in the states on BRVOD. I am currently watching the season finalle. Such a pity that it all ended in a fight that the organisers could not settle. Nene the arrogant one fought everyone and puled out of the program. The Claudia on the program is Claudia Jordan not Ortiz.

Need to see this finale. Are you here in the state?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Plotting My Extradition To Settle Scores – Kashamu by swezenberg(m): 9:22pm On Apr 19, 2015
omokab:
My dear kashamu don't mind that yeye Obasanjo.Just proove to him that you senior him with everything and you are not the person USA and britain were looking for.Try to buy a ticket trip to USA and come back immediately.While entering USA just show your identity at US port that You have come.To be sincere with you,if you come back to this country call me a bastard.I trust GMB interpol will soon arrest you.

Gut you wicked o. I don laugh tire. I bet u Kashamu no go smell Nigerian soil again except God says so
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Plotting My Extradition To Settle Scores – Kashamu by swezenberg(m): 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2015
ChangeMachine:
THE LAW MUST TAKE IT COST

Nairalanders will not kill me with grammar.

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj And Kenya Moore Pictured Together by swezenberg(m): 11:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
Former Miss United States. It is not every woman that is a LovePeddler. she's my favorite on Real wife of Atlanta, Porshia is the one dating a Nigerian. She's not as pretty as Claudia and some others but she's got the best character and heart.

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Career / Re: How Will You Treat Your Current Boss If You Become His Superior In Future by swezenberg(m): 2:26pm On Apr 17, 2015
I will give him all the support and ensure he's the happiest man on earth. My boss is one the best you can think of. Highly considerate but my former that left is unrival because he will remain my best till date.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi, Congo, Bar South Africans From Entering Their Country by swezenberg(m): 2:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
[size=14pt]What is Jonathan waiting for. He better act now. Throw them out, those guys are barbaric. Has anyone seen how they were burning children, women and men from other countries alive. They need to go back to apartheid era, they are not mature for independence. [/size]

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Politics / Re: How Buhari's Government Can Boost Revenue BY Okonjo Iweala by swezenberg(m): 11:43am On Apr 16, 2015
She failed her Boss, Community, State and the Country. This woman is a monumental failure.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Join Oil Producing States In 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:41am On Apr 16, 2015
tochstorm:
lagos never start to produce oil yet all its waters are poluted. even some drainage you can scoop raw diesel from it. what will then happen when lagos starts producing oil? maybe our drinking water will be H2OC2H4.

I like your knowlege of chemistry but it is the same chemistry that talks about industrial production of clean water by various separation techniques. Research says you can produce the cleanest water from your faeces. Nigeria is not just ready to tackle water problem. Let the right thinking people get there and you will see wonders
Politics / Re: Lagos To Join Oil Producing States In 2015 by swezenberg(m): 11:36am On Apr 16, 2015
So it is now Lagos and Ondo. There must be oil in Osun and Ogun too since they are closer to Ondo and and Lagos. Make them check well abeg.

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Politics / Re: MASSOB Warns Danjuma, Oba Of Lagos by swezenberg(m): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2015
zendy:



People like you "overrate" Buhari. You think that Buhari can rule Nigeria with an iron hand the way he did as a military dictator? He is bound by law just like anyone else. Buhari cannot jail or 'deal' with anyone. He cannot operate outside the law. So when people talk about how this old retired general is going to come in "marshal everyone to order", I laugh in French. Buhari was better off tending his cattle in Daura than coming back to a digital age that has left expired illitrates like him behind. If Buhari abuses his office or goes beyond what the law has given him or even denies any Nigerian such Uwazulike his constitutional guaranteed right to free speech and association, he is a finished man.

And who is going to finish a sitting President. That is what we say in Nigeria but you and I know that nothing will happen, even the Senate and House of Assembly did not have the balls to unsit Jonathan or Obasanjo, it is now Buhari they will unsit.
Crime / Re: Two Die As Fulani, Yoruba Clash In Kwara by swezenberg(m): 7:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
illiad:


Lol
You no get shame at all. Them dey maim you for your place, Igbos dey fight them for their hausa place.

You dey here dey smell.

Kwara don become Yoruba place now. Where you maim dem for their place. Na the mouth wey i talk say you get be dat. Na for internet. This is 2015. You go still shout biafra for 2040. bunch of cowards. The other time dem dey run comot for North na so dem get accident for Road.
Crime / Re: Two Die As Fulani, Yoruba Clash In Kwara by swezenberg(m): 6:54pm On Apr 15, 2015
If na Igbos dem attack like that dem go don run. Yorubas get mind now. We dey gidigba but igbos go don take bus dey run back to the East and dem go dey shout of war. Paper tigers. Na mouth dem get
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Among Newly Elected Lawmakers In Rivers Assembly by swezenberg(m): 2:31pm On Apr 15, 2015
PDP will field OPC for South west in the next election. Mark my words. When I say PDP are full of empty barrels I know what I'm saying
Politics / Re: MASSOB Warns Danjuma, Oba Of Lagos by swezenberg(m): 2:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
MASSOB are drumming for war at worst time ever. They did not when Jonathan was in power when they were at advantage. It is now that the great General Buhari is in power. Biafra will be child's play. Buhari does not even need his allies like US and Uk.

You better go and enjoy your yellow garri and stop asking for what future Ndigbos will curse you for. Stupid set of hungry and greedy adults

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Politics / Re: Igbos Want FCT Ministerial Slot by swezenberg(m): 12:10pm On Apr 15, 2015
Minister of FCT kor Minister of BRT ni. After showing a man you hate him openly you now want to come close to attack him.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Drawn The Battle- Line With South-east, South- South. —intersociety by swezenberg(m): 11:53am On Apr 15, 2015
Igbos too dey fear. Na fear fear dey make them join any govt that is ruling. Fear dey make cowards do follow follow

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Politics / Re: Ijeoma Ozichi Writes Chimamanda Adichie On The Oba Of Lagos Statement To Igbos by swezenberg(m): 11:34am On Apr 15, 2015
What is this coward thing Igbos people talk about. The only brave tribe in Nigeria are the Hausas and Fulanis. Na mouth Igbo and Yoruba get. Igbos talk as if they get any mind at all. The bravest Igbo man ran to cote d'voire during biafra war and left his people to be slaughtered, We know what happened to Diya. I am Yoruba that I've lived in the midst of Igbos, Yoruba and Hausas. The small Hausa man fears nothing. If he tells you he will kill you it does not take a second. All he needs is his dagger. Hausas don't run from you when you kill them. They will face you man to man. If you doubt me go and live in the North and stop spewing thrash in your enclaves here in the South. So I don't want to hear igbos talk about being brave, I know a brave man when I see one.

Igbos too get mouth.

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Politics / Re: Ijeoma Ozichi Writes Chimamanda Adichie On The Oba Of Lagos Statement To Igbos by swezenberg(m): 11:28am On Apr 15, 2015
waternogetemeny:
[size=14pt]If u want to dispute a nobel laureate, u need to go and get yourself a nobel price first.


I no get time to read her husband opinion that she is promoting. [/size]

[size=18pt]This one does not even know a Nobel Laureate. Who dash her[/size]

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Education / Re: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by swezenberg(m): 11:18am On Apr 15, 2015
johnsonjosbles:
saaaaraaap there! how many stuffs FUTA don invent? TECHNOLOGY means invention and strategis,many FUTA engineering graduate cannot invent spinal,many of them that i know now work in a bank as a marketers,what a shame for nigerian NSE.

Stop this your epileptic display. So where do students from your school work. You don't know me and some other FUTA engineering students here in US working for Nuclear power plants and those in UK. You think we are student of schools that their highest aim is to work with Chevron Nigeria or Mobil Nigeria. If you don't measure up then you keep quiet. We are no longer in your league. I won the title yesterday is not what we are talking about but who is winning now.
Education / Re: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by swezenberg(m): 6:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
Dekatron:
Theraja? Me i no know o. What is Theraja?



But sir, you tried oo
. Those MEE LECTURERS NO DEY SMILE. I FEAR THE COURSE LIKE DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! E get this man wey dey always wear sandals. Any cloth from native to shirt, na sandals. |angry smiley|

You mean Anjorin. The first class product with Masters from UI. He lectured me in 2000, highly unpredictable. try to make sure you are not only accurate in your engineering drawings or design but make sure you are neat in your presentation and you will win his heart
Education / Re: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by swezenberg(m): 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2015
Dekatron:
FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, AKURE . EEE. . . . So stressful a school.


Came to NL to laugh, i just saw my test and was. . . . Lol lipsrsealed angry

You need more of Theraja bro. From an alumnus of MEE

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