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Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 4:26pm On Dec 15, 2010
Who r all these   cumin2 me like release    please ladies on your knees     wit your bosoms seen nd work ma release      :oh wat a feeling i've missd      y'all miss's{mrs} light me on fire like misissipi BurninG! i can see ur hot(Hurt) and ma girl's sweating and callin okay enuff of the balls smooching horney am cuming(coming)
Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 10:35am On Dec 15, 2010
okay i can see peeps a'int gat zests 4 dis, imma drop one last verse and zoom out!!like peace!!!
thnx2 the MODS and dJs4 ma Rap parole,now imma mic Check roles and y'all heads roll like paper roll cos y'all rap tyros,u weak,cheap fu>kin hoes shag the mic so stiff like light poles, you straight faced,one eyed,piss hole,claim to be di>ks but y'all a'int gat balls,how u gonna fu>k wit mee? yeah we know,standing faced down like impotency's ur name now my only aim now is to raise ur fame to a name and drop(reduce)ur game like lame,u claim to be a real playa but ur media is an empty application,take caution!!!!!immma delete ur wack,cheap lines like corrupt files,here's a titbit>>i'm the reason ur chick has nids,quit followin ma lines;Nigga dis a'int no twitter,kip a mill(distance)meters, ask Rita switdi>k's bitter A.K.A hater slayer, okay girls later!!
Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2010
When ma gun's ontop nig, s lose life like they r in a lane of death row! I heår no mercy cos i a'int G0d even though y'all proTEST åbout 2morrow,i fèél no sorrow borrowing souls by force, offcourse wat y'áll expect 4rm a lyrical beast like me that rise like yeast, piss me off n0w nd i'll beat the excreta off u wit ma fist till your heart bits no more!
Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2010
I'm playin all u Rap foes like a board of CHÊSS wit no STR3SS as i REST on ma sacred NEST obviously the BEST BLESSED of the REST, RESTLESS mic d0g§ o0o YES my man Ð.j can TEST,i OPPRESS the wack§ that wanna mic WREST wit me,my lyrics REPRESENT that weapon that leaves ur CHEST 2 a fukcd up MESS unLESS u UnCloth ånd caRESS ur BEST girlfrnd BREAST,while i watch u both S.EX, ELSE i LET buLLET run thru brain SET,u seize BREATH, mehn dis aint no THREAT am HONEST niGg** that TEST wit this cant CONTEST wit this,the NEXT,i'll dump U in a FOREST like u UseLESS,i GUESS ur GUESTS a'int imPRESS that ur in a lyrical MESS,nigro plEaSe save ur BREATH!! huh?¿!
Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 5:12pm On Dec 14, 2010
Wat do we nid the mods 4? Let the game continue!
Rap Battles › Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 4:44pm On Dec 14, 2010
Yea yea' ur momma is so nice she has'nt seen her own kitty!
Rap Battles › Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2010
Hey peeps wats fukcing up?Ma rap's beta 'heard' than 'read'', bt lets do thiz!::I've come2 battle no ONE as y'all can see i'm ONE and i run things like D, MC,an MC ready2 die for D MiC, dnt ve a WALLET like christopher WALLACE,but my life after death will still be NoToRiOuS to y'all born again niGg*s fukcin up like choirboys in the Ho0d,L0oK,my rap aint friendly to pen and papers, but Beatz nd ph0nez, lool
Fashion › Re: ~ All You Need To Know Before & After You Buy Your Perfume Or Cologne! ~ by switdick(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2010
Mehn!! I always thought i knew mch, what  a splendid  scent orientation! Nice!! I like the sets part{top,middle and base notes},4 i had tad knowledge in that area, !
Nairaland General › Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by switdick(m): 8:56am On Dec 14, 2010
Lwkmd!!
Romance › Re: Is She Too Young? by switdick(m): 2:34pm On Dec 12, 2010
Op, i'ld say she's quite young,bt as iice said,there r exceptions, if u both luv ur selves then why not wait like say 2,3 more yrs cos marriage is a very grave institution,she might not knw this,except d luv between u 2 is weak!
Romance › Re: An Experience I Want To Share by switdick(m): 2:16pm On Dec 12, 2010
Op,what kind of help do u want 4rm us? Shld we cum to ur crib?the only help we can give is ADVICE nau haba!! Just do smth,and remember 'Happy r those that dnt loose faith in Gnd, gosh!!
Romance › Re: Mr.right,mr Right Now Or Mr.wrong!ladies,who Are You With? by switdick(m): 11:45am On Dec 11, 2010
^^^lol okay ma' is really fun understanding u!
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 8:17am On Dec 11, 2010
^^^thank you oo jare!
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 10:09pm On Dec 10, 2010
Fine! Pls tell me wr d pride of a woman lies?and r u also a woman? to start wit this,if u so mch knw all these things in a womans mind,hw cum u ve d physical features of a man? My point exactly! Dnt tlk for her,do ur own thing as a man, G0D made both male nd female' i dnt knw which gender rules,bt i can only believe d wise'st thing to do,is to defend ur respective intimacy.U tlk abt men that ve fallen cos of women! Shld they nt fall b4?these so calld men wr 'yes' men of great virtue nd blah blah blah,but yet they fell cos they let their weakness cloud their honour{its simply their indiscretions},however MEN falling to or under women only signifies that can fall,not that women r mord powerfull! Dnt they also ve cases of d contrary? Look mehn,its a mind thing,dnt give in to such mythical phase! Let me ask you ve u ever thought of why women tend to wanna bring u down? Is cos they also embrace such mythical reason Men r superior,gods on earth,this nd that,nd they feel like wat they think u r wen they eventually succeed, lol no offence to the individuals of d opposite intimacy ooo! Like i said,i can only say wat i fèél pardon me peeps*smiles*
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 8:47pm On Dec 10, 2010
^^^^^^^^VE U also wondered wt she wonders is in ur mindhuhand speaking of d power of a woman,nobody's doubting that!!thats a wholenew diff jist right now,R U 4REAL??we were talking abt the wants of individuals of same and opposite gender haba!!!give ur slf some credit for being a man,cos she does that for u, U R A MAN" jeeeez, dnt show her ur weakness of flattering her eg0 psycologically,the power and pride of a man should not be underestimated too!!!am gonna ve to stop here CHRIST!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Mr.right,mr Right Now Or Mr.wrong!ladies,who Are You With? by switdick(m): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Where on earth did you get the idea that i didn't know there were Mr. Right out there? huh
And why do i have to be specific? Are you going to date him? undecided[/color]
madam!i didnt mean to offend u,the poster wants us to be precise with a specific one rather than saying ur with all kinds in 1 body huhnotwithstanding,i understood u!! yes ur right,u dnt ve to be specific,its ur take, i just thought its fun sticking to one as to make the post unbelieveably interesting, ohh as for the date?certainly NOT!!
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 8:10pm On Dec 10, 2010
iyatrustee:
I HAVE A PHOBIA FOR LONG ESSAYS embarassed embarassed embarassed @ switdick,   cheesy cheesy cheesy hey bro?
hey gurl!! sup??
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2010
zionmmv:
@switdick (m)---------Trust me buddy,it's not what you tell a woman that makes her want or desire you.Before you even see or think towards that,she already knows if you are the kind of man she wants to roll with and for what reasons.So dude,they are always in control and in charge.And what they want,they get.And how they want it,is how you give it to them, That's what men are for, to be used by women.It's only a woman who has never discovered her powers that will not control, which woman hasn't.They know what they are doing and men are far from holding them down.
its not wat u tell a girl that makes her desire u(correct),she already knws(u dnt knw that), and to cut it short,u said she already knws if she' d woman for u,but it still doesnt change d fact that its a rear occurence she 'll switch roles wit u and toast u,and even if she does,u still will cal d 'shot' wheather ur insterested or nt, the fact is as a man,u tend to believe ur in control and d woman also believes she's in control too, but me i want smth and i ask4 it,she gives probably cos she wants it too,then its a win win situation nau!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Mr.right,mr Right Now Or Mr.wrong!ladies,who Are You With? by switdick(m): 11:45am On Dec 10, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Guys like what?[/color]
guys like MR RIGHT!! completely good guys, dnt gt me wrong oooo!!
am just saying,that you could be specific with the kinds not just having or dealing
with the up and downs of all kinds, okay!!
Romance › Re: Role Reversal: Women Have Taken Charge! by switdick(m): 7:19am On Dec 10, 2010
Poster, ve u considered the reason why a girl chooses to give in amidst ur amorous gestures or sexual lurings?simple,its cos u made her do it or even ignited d thought in her to do the do! As a man,is a task or responsibility to always ask or seek for it{at least ladies believe that},notwithstanding the rear occurence girls tend to switch roles with boys and play d 'seeker game', i think the concept of saying what d girls really want is what she'll do is kinda incorrect ,cos they think u as a man ve to make em want it,that be comfortable to express their wants,inother word,their resolutions to our proposal{or toastin,flirtin,or watever},is based on our expressional power,desires etc,so tell me how it is'int on us the MEN'.you r a man,u ve no choice but to believe it like that,and many women believe that way, so c'mon cut me some mind slack' and rule cos its ur world as a man!!!
Romance › Re: Mr.right,mr Right Now Or Mr.wrong!ladies,who Are You With? by switdick(m): 5:56am On Dec 10, 2010
^^^^hmmmm r u like serious? Or specific kind? Like say, the Mr right only! I knw its almost impossible,but there r really guys like that out there u knw.

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