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RomanceRe: Groom Update Whatsapp Status With "Fear Women" At Wedding, Rejects Bride's Drink by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:46pm On Aug 16, 2023
virginprincess:
Someone will now marry this one and say she has married a husbandhuh,the lady should better get ready for what she will face in that so called marriage of hersundecided undecided
Mama no judge breast by how e be from bra. We no knw inside story
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Beats His 8-Year-Old Daughter To Coma In Anambra by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:42pm On Aug 16, 2023
Fatherhood strong o
TravelRe: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2023
Im not a night person. As i feel my life is more secure during daytime than at night
LiteratureRe: . by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:43pm On Jul 10, 2023
Those who know the scriptures are the most suceptible to temptations.. metalgear11 following u like ur shadow
Car TalkRe: My Journey So Far As A Keke Rider... by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:51pm On May 26, 2023
Nice choice gee. Ive also been seriously thinking of going into keke riding too bt i just need a sponsor. Im damn tired of my job
CrimeRe: Kano Mother Kidnaps Daughter, Demands N3m From Husband by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:59pm On May 12, 2023
The idea that comes to my own brain sometimes when im broke dey fear me too at times. I find myself extra perceptive nd innovative. Bt this woman own na for bad thing
FamilyRe: Have You Written Your Will..? by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:49pm On May 12, 2023
Kikiki.. Will ke, when i never even know hw weekend wan be
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bad Day: I Fell From Ladder Today While Doing House Painting by Switinthemiddle(m): 9:31am On May 11, 2023
That was how I had a free fall at home four years ago and I just took pain Killers everything was gone the next week. Went about my business as usual now that has come back to haunt me because on that same leg I have done three orthopedic surgeries all high risk still yet I haven't corrected the leg.

The pains I feel on the leg is out of here, I can't climb stairs or even walk a distance of 10 mins anymore.

That nasty fall changed everything about my life and I have still not recovered from it. My kneecap was affected. So you see you need to go run x-ray and scan as soon as possible. If you have money for a CT scan please spare because you said your head was impacted heavily so as to rule out internal bleeding.

See fine girl like me at my young age wey I think say everything perfect for my body dey do shakara dey go at this point. I really felt bad reading ur story. Pray God gives u sum1 2 call ur own and heals u where u need healing
FamilyRe: Me And My Daughter's Face For Those 3hrs Visitors This Xmas by Switinthemiddle(op): 11:01am On Dec 26, 2022
Mindlog:
Uno well! cheesy

What if she tell you say she wan become Reverend Sister, na from where you go collect bride price? cheesy
shey u dey whine me ni. all d money 4 baby food and all her billz whuch person i go bill bk
FamilyRe: Me And My Daughter's Face For Those 3hrs Visitors This Xmas by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:36am On Dec 26, 2022
gaby:
Beautiful baby...
Yeai we don dy collect proposal for dowry
FamilyRe: Me And My Daughter's Face For Those 3hrs Visitors This Xmas by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:34am On Dec 26, 2022
ipobarecriminals:
coolshe go take style resemble her mama
Yeah sadly. and she resembles my sister too. na only leg she collect frm me
FamilyMe And My Daughter's Face For Those 3hrs Visitors This Xmas by Switinthemiddle(op): 2:15am On Dec 26, 2022
Merry Christmas guys... Just decided to put this out there.... This Xmas no joy ooo. If u come my house maximum 30 mins... Abeg comman be going..no be me dey do birthday...Na Baba J.�� ..
If not me nd Vanessa z gon send u out with this our Xmas face

FamilyRe: My Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 1:22pm On Oct 15, 2022
Revolution2022:
As fvck dey sweet you na so E dey sweet me but I never fvck since 3 years.No be say I no see babe fvck but na belle I dey fear as money no dey to cater for babymama and child.
any way u can help bro. I'll appreciate
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 11:19am On Oct 15, 2022
Revolution2022:
Where is the baby?I want to give her something directly because if I give you you fit use am play virtual soccer.
lol I don't do that.. and the account I put up there is the mothers account directly
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 11:00am On Oct 15, 2022
ahnie:
Congratulations sir.
thanks ma anything is appreciated even though na powder
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 10:58am On Oct 15, 2022
ahnie:
Sweet in the middle.
What a monicker.
na wetin nairaland accept oo
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 10:58am On Oct 15, 2022
lordm:
Na the new style be this
.. it's not any style.if u can help with baby things too I'll appreciate.
FamilyMy Wife Just Put To Bed by Switinthemiddle(op): 10:22am On Oct 15, 2022
Hello everyone.. it's been a long time.. congrats to me my wife just put to bed... A bouncing baby girl. through cesarean operation... It's not easy but I give God glory... I really need help in sorting out bills. if u are able I'll really appreciate the account is 0063330000 Sterling bank.. my number is 08122135455 if u can help with baby things. thanks and God bless
SportsRe: Again Iheanacho Scores 2 Goals To Knock Man United Out Of The FA Cup by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:33pm On Mar 21, 2021
Spending123:
Cc. Lalasticlacla. Mynd44. front page let's appreciate our brother.


Summer transfer window 2021

Chelsea bids £140 million for Haaland
Man city bids £120 million for Haaland
Man.U bids £100 million for Haaland
Real Madrid & Barca bids £90 for Haaland

Then there is 10th avenue FC located in north London, lord of all number 10 world wide( Arsenal) coming with a bid of £2 million + swap deal for Nketaih, 3 bags of rice, 1 bag of beans, 1/2 bag of garri, 2 sachet tomatoes, 1 crate of egg, one bottle of cooking oil and one pair of bathroom slippers for Eirling Haaland.
u stupid ... aje... lol
EducationAnyone With Info About Universities In Benin Republic by Switinthemiddle(op): 1:00am On Mar 16, 2021
Hi guys... Pls I need urgent info about admission into Universities in Benin republic and its requirements... Someone preferably schooling there would be appreciated... Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Benfica Europa League (3 - 2) On 25th February 2021 by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:44pm On Feb 25, 2021
saka be doing mad shii for us this season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Benfica Europa League (3 - 2) On 25th February 2021 by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:43pm On Feb 25, 2021
where those our enemies dey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Benfica Europa League (3 - 2) On 25th February 2021 by Switinthemiddle(m): 3:30pm On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Thursday Thursday football
I dey shame for arsenal
When he be say big boys dey play on Tuesday and Wednesday
some of us fans no dey complain.. boss... e better make we hide our shame for thursday than make bayern munich go disgrace our spanish brothers for wednesday
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Blasts Nkechi Blessing Sunday Over Tattoo Saga (pictures) by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:36pm On Feb 25, 2021
my "Leaked asshole" part got me laughing so loud
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Switinthemiddle(m): 6:05pm On Feb 11, 2021
Sucide...


My mind is in a state of indecisiveness
am i bothered that at this age i dont even know what decisive means..
Just like a burning flame extinguished
my thoughts are all muddled up, putting me in this limbo of anguish..
Moving forward doesn't feel like the best option
but "going back to my roots" has never been my favorite caption..
I journey in my mind sometimes wondering what been successful would feel like
but coming back to reality, this state of paranoia grips me in a lock of bondage- prisonlike..
He tells me "there's a limit to what prayers can do
so you have to man up so thoughts of Sucide don't run up on you..
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LiteratureHopeless....my Second Or Last Poem.. by Switinthemiddle(op): 5:51pm On Feb 11, 2021
I am fighting for a reason to keep living...the ink flowing outta my pen seems determined to keep me in season.. welcome to my head.. enjoy.

Shoul i be scared at this level?
that the bottom of my soul is just as dark as my tea kettle..

I know at this age it is wrong for me to give up
but whats the purpose of living a life full of downs and no up..

Just like a black void depraved of light
my mind is full of endless opportunities devoid of insight..

As a sheep being led to the slaughter with no where to turn to
i have groanings in my soul looking for that one ear to talk to..

He said "if i have faith my purpose can be uncovered"
but then i think, can water once spilled be recovered?


ps... critics are allowed..
LiteratureRe: Sucide.... My First Or Last Poem by Switinthemiddle(op): 5:16pm On Feb 11, 2021
MikeAterezzi:
Keep it up.
Unlike someone I know who would like to pen a few lines but keeps postponing it.
thanks.. i actually wanted to write a sucide note.. but somehow my energy was redirected
LiteratureRe: Sucide.... My First Or Last Poem by Switinthemiddle(op): 5:13pm On Feb 11, 2021
theOGN:
Hey, I hope you're doing okay?
thanks to people like u..i am trying to be normal
LiteratureSucide.... My First Or Last Poem by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:46pm On Feb 10, 2021
I picked up my pen today nd i couldnt stop writing... welcome to my head...


My mind is in a state of indecisiveness
am i bothered that at this age i dont even know what decisive means..

Just like a burning flame extinguished
my thoughts are all muddled up, putting me in this limbo of anguish..

Moving forward doesn't feel like the best option
but "going back to my roots" has never been my favorite caption..

I journey in my mind sometimes wondering what been successful would feel like
but coming back to reality, this state of paranoia grips me in a lock of bondage- prisonlike..

Hr tells me "there's a limit to what prayers can do
so you have to man up so thoughts of Sucide don't run up on you..
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