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Car TalkSomeone With Uber Or Bolt Knowledge by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:05pm On Feb 03, 2021
Good evening guys.... pls i need someone with knowledge on how to be an uber or bolt driver and how to go about the registration process... the person shoilf enlighten me or advise.... thanks
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 5:22pm On Jan 25, 2021
stacyadams:
Am not a ma ooo

I will let u know days ahead before coming..thanks a lot
a guyhuh still no problem
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 5:16pm On Jan 25, 2021
stacyadams:
Pls where is ur location?
festac ma
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 5:05pm On Jan 25, 2021
stacyadams:
Currently in alagbado but live in ikotun
so whats it gonna be like
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 1:10pm On Jan 24, 2021
stacyadams:
I need food ooo
lol where are u at lagos
CrimeRe: Man Found Dead In His Car On Magodo Road, Lagos State. PHOTOS by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:00pm On Jan 23, 2021
VictorUSA:
Pls help me with just 50 naira out of the 2000 naira.Thanks in advance.
wahala b like 2000
CrimeRe: Man Found Dead In His Car On Magodo Road, Lagos State. PHOTOS by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:02pm On Jan 23, 2021
pls guys i need help of just 2000 naira... 0230455096 funmilayo egbeleye thanks to anyone that can assist
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 1:32pm On Jan 23, 2021
Caaz:
Do they now pay just to register for NIN?
yes bro
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 12:59pm On Jan 23, 2021
princessyere1:
Awnn thanks I really appreciate I’m based in Bayelsa tho
thats far... im in Lagos..... i have lots of food stuff. but no cash.. Lol two broke people grin
princessyere1:
Awnn thanks I really appreciate I’m based in Bayelsa tho
thats far... im in Lagos..... i have lots of food stuff. but no cash.. Lol two broke people
FamilyRe: .... by Switinthemiddle(m): 12:54pm On Jan 23, 2021
princessyere1:
I’m really broke have nothing to eat feel bad doing this please help guys
wish i could help o...me too broke.. need 2k self to do Nin.. pray u get help.. where are u based...i have food but i dont have cash
Nairaland GeneralA by Switinthemiddle(op):
Sweet things kill
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by Switinthemiddle(m): 9:06pm On Jan 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr....
Hmmmmm. ..
A real niggarr is speechless

The penis of that niggarrrr lashing another man's wife go don shrink
� � grin.aswear can't stop laughing... That man's chill iz amazing
CrimeRe: Gunmen Assassinate Man And His Pregnant Second Wife Along Lagos-ibadan Road by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:54pm On Jan 13, 2021
2021 and Bad newss...... Why be say na soso BSD news full nairaland today
HealthRe: Augustine, Ekene Dili Chukwu's Son Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Switinthemiddle(m): 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2021
jaydeevaa:
for those saying covid 19 is not real, I don't know what to say to y'all...because I am a living witness...take caution...it becomes a threat to life if you have an underlying ailment...try to boost ur immune system...take fruits as often as possible or take multivitamins...stay safe

I am not playing...I had absolute anosmia for 3 whole freaking days...I couldn't perceive any single smell....those 3 days are the most scary 3 days of my life...but like I said, it is not a death sentence except u have a serious underlying ailment
I Swear I had this. Same thing too... I took it as a joke for a whole week... Thank God I'm healed now to testify tho
Nairaland GeneralWhat Are Those Things You Are Sorry And Need To Make Amends For This Year by Switinthemiddle(op): 12:00pm On Dec 31, 2020
Hi guys. Bid u all an happy new year in a few moments time cheesy.. This year has been one full of lots of ups and downs.. In truth we are all humans and we couldn't have gone through this crazy year without offending one or more persons whether intentionally or not... So this thread is meant to acknowledge those you've offended and apologize.... God sees our hearts and knows when we sorry or not... If you've been offended by someone... Mention their names and forgive them publicly... Make una no carry Bad belle enter New Year o � grin
BusinessRe: How I Got Badly Disgraced By Sokoloan by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:55pm On Dec 29, 2020
Omihanifa:
One guy told me Soko loan went and sent a message to his ex- girlfriend grin only for that one to even load them with additional information about him

He said the babe gave them his house and office address grin only for Soko loan to call him the next day and they were telling him that if he doesn't pay up his debt they will come to his house and office undecided
wahala b like keke marwa grin grin Lmao
RomanceRe: What Was Your Greatest Love Opportunity You Missed And How Did You Miss It? by Switinthemiddle(m): 4:45pm On Dec 28, 2020
I haven't had any love opportunities gone wrong
... but I know the lady I'm with now I know I'll end up regretting leaving her.. Cuz I'm sure I won't t marry her. Shes just too good to for me grin
FamilyHow Did You Save Mom And Dad Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2020
Saw this somewhere and decided to publicize it...
We all hold our parents dear in our different kinda ways... So this post is meant to showcase how we differently store their contacts. Picture evidences allowed..... Mine... My sweetmom and Popsy.. grin
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 1:03pm On Dec 28, 2020
illicit:
awwww.... one of my favorites wink
olosho... Free movement. No traffic for that style grin
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 1:02pm On Dec 28, 2020
baralatie:
haaaaa!
that remote control jealousy,no be here o!

grin grin

the only thing dem want be that o
grin
you never see when people dey jealous petty things like head of charger. Ring.. Mango tree... Gas burner... Even dimple that is brought from heaven self grin
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 12:46pm On Dec 28, 2020
baralatie:
I cannot imagine that some people can be jealous of cockroach!

cheesy
cheesy. U never see something... I know some girls that are even jealous of remote control
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 12:44pm On Dec 28, 2020
[quote author=Drizzy5001 post=97494724]Try "water fetcher style" grin[/ Elquote] ewo tun leleyi nitori olorun... grin... Please explain bikonu
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
ThEGodFaThEr101:
Try the Burkina Faso style and come and thank me later.
ewo tun leleyi bayi nitori olorun... Is there Zimbabwe style. Too grin
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
nellyelitz:
END TIME THREAD
Pele undecided... Hope ur duplex don' dey heaven
RomanceRe: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:31pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nazgul:
Doggy style is the way dogs have sex...humans saw it and decided to experiment it and saw it was fun.

Missionary style is the only style approved by the early church. They believed that God created sex for procreation and not for fun. So any other style outside missionary including oral is a sin.

Sadly some penticostal churches in Nigeria strictly follow this doctrine today thereby indirectly encouraging cheating in marriages cos the hornier party will always go out to satisfy his/her sexual desires.
WA gbayi..... God bless
RomanceSex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2020
Hi everyone... Greet y'all in the spirit of Xmas..... This question has been bothering me since morning, came across it some where.. Why is it called doggy style and who is the dog... Y is it also called missionary style..and who is the missionary or preacher.. grin
SportsWatford 3 - 0 Liverpool .... Unbeaten Finally Over by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:06pm On Feb 29, 2020
Warlord 3 - 0 Liverpool... Live now

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