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RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by swiych(m): 4:40pm On Aug 06, 2023
SSpeter:
Did you attend public primary school? If you did, you won't ask such a naive question
No, I didn't, u wey do, explain how e take dey possible for girl to submit your assignment as her own, and teacher go still flog u put
RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by swiych(m): 1:09pm On Aug 06, 2023
I still dey imagine how this statement take correct, because primary school teachers are very smart when dealing with children, it's like your teacher doesn't know your handwriting and/or the said girl cancel or tore your name from your book
VinnyBaba:
Yeah, of course.

In Primary 4.😕

Anytime she did NOT do her Homework, She will Take mine to Submit.

Then once the Teacher comes, I will Receive the Flogging, she supposed to Have! embarassed 🤦
FoodRe: The CHEAP breakfast I prepared this morning by swiych(m): 1:23am On Aug 05, 2023
I don't like girls dat slice yam like dat
CelebritiesRe: MC Steve Headmaster Bags Ambassadorial Deal With Strong Globa (Photos) by swiych(m): 10:06am On Jul 31, 2023
I be think say na strong Gbola at first glance
FamilyRe: Katsina Man Divorces Wife For Allowing Male Doctor Attend To Her During Delivery by swiych(m): 11:18pm On Jul 27, 2023
I once stayed in Katsina Daura, those men with teenage girls ehn, some of the wives still dey behave like children, despite say dem don born. If you have never stay in the North as a southerner, u will believe those people are holy and honest to the core.
TV/MoviesRe: Throwback: The Village Headmaster (1968-1988) by swiych(m): 12:44pm On Jul 27, 2023
It's a shame NTA is still very backward in terms of broadcasting, being one of the first tv stations in Africa.
CelebritiesRe: Angel Smith Criticizes Past Bbnaija Winners; Believes Women Deserved The Victori by swiych(m): 5:31pm On Jul 25, 2023
So? Nor be votes dey count
FamilyRe: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by swiych(m): 5:05pm On Jul 25, 2023
I believe the parents doesn't like you because you don't know the difference between "there", and "their". I wouldn't allow my daughter marry such a man. It's even good you go to UK with her to school, maybe after you have learned, they might consider you Worthy
TV/MoviesRe: Mercy Ike Blows Hot At Kiddway For Offering Cee-c N120 Million To Leave BBNAIJA by swiych(m): 12:33am On Jul 24, 2023
Lol
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Still Has Cheapest Fuel Price In Africa-IPMAN by swiych(m): 9:47pm On Jul 20, 2023
This man dey ment, Libya has the cheapest
FashionRe: Why We Fined, Flogged Ladies For Indecent Dressing – Warri Youth Leader by swiych(m): 9:01pm On Jul 09, 2023
FOOLS
PoliticsRe: Edo: E J Agbonayinma Visits Ikpoba-Okha, Preaches Unity by swiych(m): 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2023
lexy2014:
how is it esan turn ?
Oshiomhole rule, Obaseki rule, check where dem come from
PoliticsRe: Edo: E J Agbonayinma Visits Ikpoba-Okha, Preaches Unity by swiych(m): 11:54am On Jun 27, 2023
As an Edo man, na Esan turn, unless dem nor get competent person for their region.
PoliticsRe: Tonto Dikeh: Wike's Boy Didn't Win Rivers State but I will continue To Contest by swiych(m): 8:46pm On Jun 25, 2023
U go dey government hux, then let ur nipples slip in d office for ADC, and na blood dey flow 4 him body.
HealthRe: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by swiych(m): 4:50pm On Jun 24, 2023
Grate ginger, put am for container wey get cover, the pour hot water put, allow it to cool down for 30 minutes, the sieve and drink. Do dis continuously and u will get ur mojo back
PhonesRe: How Much Of A Yearly Salary One Needs To Spend To Afford An iPhone-14-Pro 128GB by swiych(m): 9:47pm On Jun 21, 2023
And na girl buy my own 4 me, ex girlfriend for dat matter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by swiych(m): 9:03am On Jun 11, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
I just get now. teams like inter
Porto and Man U
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by swiych(m): 10:03pm On Jun 10, 2023
Remijuice:
Please my dear, you fit explain the curse if you no mind...
Them say any club wey Mourinho for don win European cup, say that team nor dey ever win European cup again,(Porto, Internazionale and Man U) while Dem say Yaya Toure curse Guardiola say he nor go ever win European cup again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by swiych(m): 10:00pm On Jun 10, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
But mourinho is not inter coach na
Them say any club wey Mourinho for don carry European cup say that team nor dey ever win European cup again. So do ur research
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by swiych(m): 8:51pm On Jun 10, 2023
One of the curses must be broken 2nite, but which will it be, the Mourinho curse or the Guardiola curse
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To N40000, Reduces Workdays To Thrice A Week by swiych(m): 1:09am On Jun 07, 2023
Lol, when house help dey receive 120k for here where I dey.
SportsRe: Nkunku Unveiling As Chelsea New Player Soon by swiych(m): 12:40am On Jun 04, 2023
Chelsea is going to dominate next season
CrimeRe: 52 Biafra Agitators Remanded In Prison For Attempting To Hoist Flag In Gov House by swiych(m): 12:38am On Jun 04, 2023
Lol, straight into the lion's mouth.
CareerRe: My Senior Colleague Stole My Money In The Office by swiych(m): 2:04pm On May 23, 2023
Learn to keep ur money well, nor be everywhere wey u dey u go dey looseguard
CareerRe: My Horrible Experience At A Military Event by swiych(m): 1:52pm On May 22, 2023
Most people joined the army as a result of oppression, while some joined to oppress others.Na so Dem carry me go barrack go drill one night for wetin I nor know how e take happen, if nor be 1 military girl wey bother to ask me wetin I do, I for cut grass till d next day, na so she tell me say as dem oppress me so say I go vex go join army, I quickly reject am inside mind. Military personnel don first talk am 4 my presence say the highest confra (cult) na military
CrimeRe: Charles Chinedu Ezeh: Lekki Mansion Sealed Drug Baron Smashed With N567m Drugs by swiych(m): 1:22pm On May 22, 2023
Basic123:
90 percent of house owned in lekki by Igbo were bought with drug money.

The real hardworkers in Nigeria are the hausas.They do any job from dirty/picking craps to posh/selling golds!

What IGBO do is to get money throughout crook means and use one business as a decoy
If u don stay North, I go believe dis ur comment, but if u never first stay North, try know wetin u dey comment.
FamilyRe: Is It Ideal To Ask One's Kid To Fight Back by swiych(m): 4:04pm On May 10, 2023
My mom tell me say no more head of fish 4 me, I scattered d bully face with blow d next day, from dat day onwards he started dreading me.
My mom was like " u wey dey chop to d extent say ur belle go wan burst, u go let ur mate wey he mama dey hardly buy ice cream or buns 4 dey beat u, nor worry no more head of fish for u again, and she know say I like head of fish dat year". D next day, na me go find d boy.
PoliticsRe: Edo Refinery Orders 200,000 Barrels Of Crude by swiych(m): 10:39am On May 10, 2023
Savechild23:
Edo ain’t oil producing State

They may be answering name
U know nothing
PoliticsRe: 'Temper Justice With Mercy': House Of Reps Write UK Govt Over The Ekweremadus by swiych(m): 3:38pm On May 02, 2023
ManWater:
A country where nobody is above the Law irrespective of your status. kiss

When will Nigeria get there. huh
Their king is above the law
BusinessRe: Recoloured Naira Notes Still In Circulation - CBN Insists by swiych(m): 8:23pm On Apr 30, 2023
Nigeria leaders dey suffer their citizens for no reasons, for Libya, Dem get almost 4-5 notes for one particular denomination of their currencies, Dem dey use all together.
PoliticsRe: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by swiych(m): 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2023
Safyqueen:
Just because Obi didn't win not even Atiku that came second.

Una get long way to go.

Next time remove religion from politics the way northerners do.

Learn how to accept defeat.

I wonder how someone with right thinking faculty will expect divided opposition to defeat a United ruling party.

Nigeria is bigger than Obi and his hidden structure (aggrieved bigotic christains)
Lol, first of all, I don't care who becomes d president of Nigeria or who doesn't. U were making sense until u said bigotic Christians, which shows u are an hypocrite, a religion that can burn a student alive and be proud of it is not a bigotic religion, religion of peace indeed. Hypocrite.

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