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RomanceRe: ~tears ~of~a~friend ~true Life Story~ by swtchicgurl: 10:28am On Aug 03, 2012
Coolval222: nawa 4u oo am not a literature student and am only telling uches story while in school. If my english is bad am sorry. This is just what happened when we were in school it is past tense now am not looking for ur charity am only telling a life story to pass time i am a serving corper thanks. Sorry for my bad english
then pass my message to uche or you learn from it.
RomanceRe: ~tears ~of~a~friend ~true Life Story~ by swtchicgurl: 10:27am On Aug 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: ^ damn!!! shocked shocked
uhn? undecided
RomanceRe: Yoruba Terms Of Endearment by swtchicgurl: 10:25am On Aug 03, 2012
ododo mi

olori ede mi

BB mi
RomanceRe: Guys What Romantic Gestures Would You Appreciate From Women? by swtchicgurl: 10:11am On Aug 03, 2012
i rub his cheek and chest with sandpaper.

i carry ground pepper with me in case he misbehaves.

what can be more romantic!
RomanceRe: ~tears ~of~a~friend ~true Life Story~ by swtchicgurl: 9:50am On Aug 03, 2012
OP,

- From my rough estimate, you should be about 24 or 25yrs now.

- You written english is pathetic, as a graduate!

- You're not the only person from a poor background, so don't create a pity scene!

- You graduated November 2011 and you later mentioned buying textbooks! Are you studying for Masters already?

- You should be thinking of getting a job to reward your parents for their kind effort, instead you spend it on a girl.

- You claim to love, but you lack common sense. because you lack the resources (including money) to maintain a relationship!

- Oge loves you for what she thinks you are, if at all she loves you.

Summary: Don't be foooolish! Abandon that relationship, get a job, settle your family and siblings, plan your life, set a productive target, start a rewarding relationship that should lead to marriage - cos you're not getting younger!

I'll be back.
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 6:08pm On Aug 02, 2012
dani1luv: This your Font though angry angry angry

I couldnt see anything
angry angry angry angry
change your phone! grin
RomanceRe: A Girl Reject My 700 Naira Transportation Fair After Sleeping Over by swtchicgurl: 12:47pm On Aug 02, 2012
OP, I think you should change your name from 'Made Mann' to 'Mad Man'.
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:38pm On Aug 02, 2012
KAYD007: the font of your write up odikwa very ugly! tongue
uhn? undecided
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:03am On Aug 01, 2012
freecocoa: As in eh loads and loads of lots cheesy
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Ah af sin lots of ugly men in Naija, ayam just sayum.[/quote]And this is what my argument calls 'ugly brains'. *justsaying* lipsrsealed grin
RomanceRe: My Spirit Doesnt Agree With This Visit! by swtchicgurl: 10:42am On Aug 01, 2012
Johnny: Thank you!
And make sure you bring us the feedback next week! if you survive cheesy wink
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:35am On Aug 01, 2012
slimyem: classically lmaocheesycheesycheesy
LOL! Na wa for you ooo grin
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:30am On Aug 01, 2012
[quote author=omo_to_dun]@ OP

However, there are some folks who fall on the extreme ends of beauty---folks whose pristine beauty or ugliness are so decided that no human would deny its existence. [size=10pt]No human being has ever
accused Jay-Z or Obasanjo of being remotely handsome. These men are wonderfully and fearfully molded with the holy clay of quintessential ugliness. An atheist could even use their ugliness as
a talking point to support their belief that God does not exist, for if he did, how could he be so cruel as to make faces that only a mother could love?

[/size]
[/quote]Hmmmn, Jay-z is ugly yet he is married to arguably the most beautiful woman alive (beyounce). Obj is ugly yet he also married several good-looking women! Well you may say Obj got his many women due to his wealth and political ambitions, but what about Jay-z? He's the most handsome man to beyounce!

Again, on a scale of 1 to 10, some looks may fall on 1 while others 9, but being on 1 isn't enough to be called 'ugly' because there are no generic rules to beauty. It's all about what 'pleases' the eye!

Obj and Jay-z may please my eye, then, they're good-looking to me. But not necessarily yours. It still borders on 'the beholder' on the long run. cool
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:07pm On Jul 31, 2012
Flashaldrin: There are ugly people and there are UGLY people! No one can justify the later group.
Op i sincerely hope you aint among.
How can i be among a group that doesn't exist?
RomanceRe: The Wrongness In Homosexuality? by swtchicgurl: 7:55pm On Jul 31, 2012
LilMizzGood: Ok this is a serious question.

When I say [size=16pt]HOMOSESUAL[/size] I'm talking about:
OP, are you an ibadan girl? grin
RomanceRe: Boy Friend Wanted by swtchicgurl: 7:39pm On Jul 31, 2012
OP, there's something you must see here: https://www.nairaland.com/1004112/eye-beholder

it's important!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 4:39pm On Jul 31, 2012
Chrisbenogor: Awwwwww thanks !

True, key words "usually better". I am still waiting to see why it is wrong though, or is there no difference between usually better and wrong again?
Don't let us derail the thread. The question was answered earlier by a poster.
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 4:21pm On Jul 31, 2012
Chrisbenogor: HAHAHAHAHA na still based on my chinko phone oh. As for my spelling, na night school I still dey go because of one of these foolish girls wey chop my money run.
Anyways my point is, why is it 18 too young? Smacks of hypocrisy IMO.
The bobo likes teenagers so what? I asked you how young is too young?
You are young. *I mean this in a nice way* wink

I think it's usually better to marry a university graduate than a high school graduate, owing to value, responsibility, level of reasoning and exposure amongst other things.
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2012
Blugreen: Am speechless embarassed
Is that all you have to say? undecided
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2012
Chrisbenogor: ^^^ tongue tongue tongue

Why can she not go to school as his wife? Very bad investment sha, unless you want him to be a [size=16pt]pedophilie[/size]
I'm sure you meant 'paedophile', but I'll pardon you. I won't tell anyone. smiley


Chrisbenogor: ^^^ tongue tongue tongue

Why can she not go to school as his wife? Very bad investment! unless you want him to be a pedophile and a charity case too. That is too much for only one bobo to carry now.
What exactly is your take on this issue? undecided Besides, I'm glad you can read my fonts! Did you eventually change your phone like I advised? tongue grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Meaning Of Cheating? by swtchicgurl: 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]That is the biggest load of poo I have seen in a long while.[/quote]yes, i agree with you on that because the bigger load of poo is inside your skull! grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2012
angry
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2012
pro01: At 18 she is officially an adult, and is certainly old enough to get married. If she wants you to sponsor her higher education, she can as well marry you and then you'd send her to school AS your WIFE - even though we know she would cheat with other guys in school, but then she is already your wife. That is certainly a safer option, and unless she has ulterior motives (of using you as a financier for her education and dumping you thereafter), I see no reason why she should object to this offer. . .moreso when her parents are incapable of funding her education. Unless we're fooling ourselves, a young and beautiful poor girl in Nigeria has NO hope of going to school without a MAN's financial assistance, and of course the man would have his way with her in return - either merely in terms of sleeping with her, dating her long term, or marrying her. Frankly, she has no other alternative. Nothing goes for nothing.

Having said that, I have to point out that only complete mor0ns 'sponsor' a girl through school or even invest heavily in her life in any meaningful way - with the hope that she would be grateful in the end. I'm sure the OP has family members, relatives, and MALE friends that have greater need for such investment and support (with much higher chances of gratitude and payback, mind you). It's definitely better to 'waste' such investment on a family member or a male friend, rather than a random babe that would surely and ungratefully spite you in the end with no remorse whatsoever. I wonder why so many guys keep making this mistake in this day and age.

Anyways, I hope you've phucked the young girl and enjoyed her pristine body enough. It's time to dump her ass and leave her to her fate. She'll find another man (or men) that would be foolish enough to sponsor her education.
Like seriously? this is pathetic! There's obviously more to Nigeria's problems than corruption! shocked angry
RomanceRe: My Spirit Doesnt Agree With This Visit! by swtchicgurl: 3:34pm On Jul 31, 2012
Johnny: My dear,its not about me,its about her....If I want “s*x“ so badly with her,I would have gone to see her since without your knowledge.And let me shock you....The main reason why she‘s insisting that we meet is TO HAVE S*X WITH HER!I just told you a little of what has already transpired between us,you will be more shocked if I tell you everything.Am an adult so when I open threads like this,I might not necessarily be looking for an advice (because I know what‘s good for me as an adult) but to teach the younger ones some things.It will be unheard of that I travel to Lagos from Abuja to visit a “married woman“!What for??I have already told her my mind,and am so sure that the relationship has hit a brick wall!
Thank you.
Very nice to know! I hope the younger ones will learn from this.
EducationRe: If Football Clubs Were Academic Institutions in Nigeria? by swtchicgurl: 1:08pm On Jul 31, 2012
hrhobi1: Poster na yarube person
is that a new tribe?
EducationRe: If Football Clubs Were Academic Institutions in Nigeria? by swtchicgurl: 1:06pm On Jul 31, 2012
Jarus: Barca and Madrid are between Ife and Unilag. Both have a history of rivalry and the most sought after in the Southwest.
good observation!
EducationRe: If Football Clubs Were Academic Institutions in Nigeria? by swtchicgurl: 12:31pm On Jul 31, 2012
ArQueBusieR: UNILORIN = BARCELONA
Get that fact into your thick skull! And Man. utd aint ugly, your brain is.
hahaha take it eazieee na! grin


isquar3d3: no sweet, Barca actually buy players(and 4 lots of money!) and yes, dey wld b beta off nt buying cos recently, they'v had sm regretable buys. Henry, Ibra, Afellay, Villa, Alves, Alexis, Abidal...... 2 name a few who were nt 'brought up'
ok, i stand corrected. smiley
EducationRe: If Football Clubs Were Academic Institutions in Nigeria? by swtchicgurl: 11:48am On Jul 31, 2012
I think:

UI = Real madrid because they buy ready-made stars.

OAU = Barcelona because they hardly buy players or buy average players, develop and make them stars!

UNILAG = Man Utd because they have a combination of the good, bad and ugly.
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:39am On Jul 31, 2012
M M M: Jes inside ur mouth shocked shocked
park well jhoor!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 11:35am On Jul 31, 2012
Chrisbenogor: I don't go back and forth with women on this forum, but I had to shout when you say we should not disagree with your crass and very baseless advice.
Who the hell writes with such a font anyways undecided undecided abeg park well jor!
The more you comment, the more you expose your lack! Instead of complaining about my font, you probably should change your phone. A phone that costs more than 15K wouldn't give you much headache. Just a piece of advice sir. smiley


Mcdondayan: OP you have already changed your username. CHRISBENOGOR, you are still HIGHBROSS.
Excellent observation. cheesy
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:26am On Jul 31, 2012
M M M: Am still under d influence of swtchicgurl winkwink

Some1 pls help me cry
**jerks him violently!!!!** wake up you're bed-wetting already! angry


@Euroclydon, true! smiley
RomanceRe: My Spirit Doesnt Agree With This Visit! by swtchicgurl: 11:19am On Jul 31, 2012
Dear Mr Johnny,

INVITATION TO THE WORLD OF IRRESPONSIBLE MEN

CONGRATULATIONS! This is an invite to a group called "Irresponsible Men (IM)" or popularly described as "Men Without Integrity (MWI)". We've noticed that you have traits of qualities that define this group.

We've diligently considered your current status as an intelligent young man to be a plus to our ever-growing community!

But there are a few things you must do to be a full member of this prestigious outfit:

- Sleep with married or divorced women.
- Don't settle down on time as this will reduce your commitment to our group.
- If you are married, then develop means of spending time outside your 'home'. Interstate business meetings will be a good one.

and lastly,

- Be ready put your life or something important on the line, in case something goes wrong while fulfilling our mission.

Yours faithfully,
Enemy.
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 10:42am On Jul 31, 2012
Chrisbenogor: WTF?
Dont disagree with you? What are you Oprah?
How old are you and how old where you when you first had sex.


PS if its the virgin story just save it, bloody hypocrites.
My third advice to the OP already defines you. Someone already said it that she'll pray for her children against people like you.

Take heart chris, it's not entirely your fault that you're this way, it's your ancestors i blame.

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