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Coolval222: nawa 4u oo am not a literature student and am only telling uches story while in school. If my english is bad am sorry. This is just what happened when we were in school it is past tense now am not looking for ur charity am only telling a life story to pass time i am a serving corper thanks. Sorry for my bad englishthen pass my message to uche or you learn from it. |
Idowuogbo: ^ damn!!!uhn? ![]() |
ododo mi olori ede mi BB mi |
i rub his cheek and chest with sandpaper. i carry ground pepper with me in case he misbehaves. what can be more romantic! |
OP, - From my rough estimate, you should be about 24 or 25yrs now. - You written english is pathetic, as a graduate! - You're not the only person from a poor background, so don't create a pity scene! - You graduated November 2011 and you later mentioned buying textbooks! Are you studying for Masters already? - You should be thinking of getting a job to reward your parents for their kind effort, instead you spend it on a girl. - You claim to love, but you lack common sense. because you lack the resources (including money) to maintain a relationship! - Oge loves you for what she thinks you are, if at all she loves you. Summary: Don't be foooolish! Abandon that relationship, get a job, settle your family and siblings, plan your life, set a productive target, start a rewarding relationship that should lead to marriage - cos you're not getting younger! I'll be back. |
dani1luv: This your Font thoughchange your phone! ![]() |
OP, I think you should change your name from 'Made Mann' to 'Mad Man'. |
KAYD007: the font of your write up odikwa very ugly!uhn? ![]() |
freecocoa: As in eh loads and loads of lots[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Ah af sin lots of ugly men in Naija, ayam just sayum.[/quote]And this is what my argument calls 'ugly brains'. *justsaying* ![]() |
Johnny: Thank you!And make sure you bring us the feedback next week! ![]() |
slimyem: classically lmaoLOL! Na wa for you ooo ![]() |
[quote author=omo_to_dun]@ OP However, there are some folks who fall on the extreme ends of beauty---folks whose pristine beauty or ugliness are so decided that no human would deny its existence. [size=10pt]No human being has ever accused Jay-Z or Obasanjo of being remotely handsome. These men are wonderfully and fearfully molded with the holy clay of quintessential ugliness. An atheist could even use their ugliness as a talking point to support their belief that God does not exist, for if he did, how could he be so cruel as to make faces that only a mother could love? [/size][/quote]Hmmmn, Jay-z is ugly yet he is married to arguably the most beautiful woman alive (beyounce). Obj is ugly yet he also married several good-looking women! Well you may say Obj got his many women due to his wealth and political ambitions, but what about Jay-z? He's the most handsome man to beyounce! Again, on a scale of 1 to 10, some looks may fall on 1 while others 9, but being on 1 isn't enough to be called 'ugly' because there are no generic rules to beauty. It's all about what 'pleases' the eye! Obj and Jay-z may please my eye, then, they're good-looking to me. But not necessarily yours. It still borders on 'the beholder' on the long run. ![]() |
Flashaldrin: There are ugly people and there are UGLY people! No one can justify the later group.How can i be among a group that doesn't exist? |
LilMizzGood: Ok this is a serious question.OP, are you an ibadan girl? ![]() |
OP, there's something you must see here: https://www.nairaland.com/1004112/eye-beholder it's important! |
Chrisbenogor: Awwwwww thanks !Don't let us derail the thread. The question was answered earlier by a poster. |
Chrisbenogor: HAHAHAHAHA na still based on my chinko phone oh. As for my spelling, na night school I still dey go because of one of these foolish girls wey chop my money run.You are young. *I mean this in a nice way* ![]() I think it's usually better to marry a university graduate than a high school graduate, owing to value, responsibility, level of reasoning and exposure amongst other things. |
Blugreen: Am speechlessIs that all you have to say? ![]() |
Chrisbenogor: ^^^I'm sure you meant 'paedophile', but I'll pardon you. I won't tell anyone. ![]() Chrisbenogor: ^^^What exactly is your take on this issue? Besides, I'm glad you can read my fonts! Did you eventually change your phone like I advised? ![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]That is the biggest load of poo I have seen in a long while.[/quote]yes, i agree with you on that because the bigger load of poo is inside your skull! ![]() |
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pro01: At 18 she is officially an adult, and is certainly old enough to get married. If she wants you to sponsor her higher education, she can as well marry you and then you'd send her to school AS your WIFE - even though we know she would cheat with other guys in school, but then she is already your wife. That is certainly a safer option, and unless she has ulterior motives (of using you as a financier for her education and dumping you thereafter), I see no reason why she should object to this offer. . .moreso when her parents are incapable of funding her education. Unless we're fooling ourselves, a young and beautiful poor girl in Nigeria has NO hope of going to school without a MAN's financial assistance, and of course the man would have his way with her in return - either merely in terms of sleeping with her, dating her long term, or marrying her. Frankly, she has no other alternative. Nothing goes for nothing.Like seriously? this is pathetic! There's obviously more to Nigeria's problems than corruption! ![]() |
Johnny: My dear,its not about me,its about her....If I want “s*x“ so badly with her,I would have gone to see her since without your knowledge.And let me shock you....The main reason why she‘s insisting that we meet is TO HAVE S*X WITH HER!I just told you a little of what has already transpired between us,you will be more shocked if I tell you everything.Am an adult so when I open threads like this,I might not necessarily be looking for an advice (because I know what‘s good for me as an adult) but to teach the younger ones some things.It will be unheard of that I travel to Lagos from Abuja to visit a “married woman“!What for??I have already told her my mind,and am so sure that the relationship has hit a brick wall!Very nice to know! I hope the younger ones will learn from this. |
hrhobi1: Poster na yarube personis that a new tribe? |
Jarus: Barca and Madrid are between Ife and Unilag. Both have a history of rivalry and the most sought after in the Southwest.good observation! |
ArQueBusieR: UNILORIN = BARCELONAhahaha take it eazieee na! ![]() isquar3d3: no sweet, Barca actually buy players(and 4 lots of money!) and yes, dey wld b beta off nt buying cos recently, they'v had sm regretable buys. Henry, Ibra, Afellay, Villa, Alves, Alexis, Abidal...... 2 name a few who were nt 'brought up'ok, i stand corrected. ![]() |
I think: UI = Real madrid because they buy ready-made stars. OAU = Barcelona because they hardly buy players or buy average players, develop and make them stars! UNILAG = Man Utd because they have a combination of the good, bad and ugly. |
M M M: Jes inside ur mouthpark well jhoor! |
Chrisbenogor: I don't go back and forth with women on this forum, but I had to shout when you say we should not disagree with your crass and very baseless advice.The more you comment, the more you expose your lack! Instead of complaining about my font, you probably should change your phone. A phone that costs more than 15K wouldn't give you much headache. Just a piece of advice sir. ![]() Mcdondayan: OP you have already changed your username. CHRISBENOGOR, you are still HIGHBROSS.Excellent observation. ![]() |
M M M: Am still under d influence of swtchicgurl**jerks him violently!!!!** wake up you're bed-wetting already! ![]() @Euroclydon, true! ![]() |
Dear Mr Johnny, INVITATION TO THE WORLD OF IRRESPONSIBLE MEN CONGRATULATIONS! This is an invite to a group called "Irresponsible Men (IM)" or popularly described as "Men Without Integrity (MWI)". We've noticed that you have traits of qualities that define this group. We've diligently considered your current status as an intelligent young man to be a plus to our ever-growing community! But there are a few things you must do to be a full member of this prestigious outfit: - Sleep with married or divorced women. - Don't settle down on time as this will reduce your commitment to our group. - If you are married, then develop means of spending time outside your 'home'. Interstate business meetings will be a good one. and lastly, - Be ready put your life or something important on the line, in case something goes wrong while fulfilling our mission. Yours faithfully, Enemy. |
Chrisbenogor: WTF?My third advice to the OP already defines you. Someone already said it that she'll pray for her children against people like you. Take heart chris, it's not entirely your fault that you're this way, it's your ancestors i blame. |
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