sheybi stealing is not corruption... They have done nothing wrong then

wolextayo:
Moral lesson: you can make anything out of life regardless of your position. Z for zenith, last letter of the alphabet. I still rep gtbank oo

But zenith means top na

heeheeeheee...laugh is catching me ooo
Shey that stupid ecobank wey their generator dey always off na him dey number 2?...
The day their atm switched off with my card in it was the last day i went there last

hehehe...mummy go?...could freeze be gunning to be a man of God?

wire wire is the surest thing now
Nobody has time for these...bring up topics like 5 mistakes g boys make when they first meet their maga....walahi you go sell

marxist88:
APC IS WORKING

exactly!....I can imagine how much would have been done if the economy wasn't in recession

medexico:
No light to charge this car in Nigeria

I go charge am for church

softwerk:
Jesu, see nyashes And I thought I carry nyash all this while

Go girl! You rock!

I'm sure you left Drake because his cassava could not hit your G*spot

You know we girls well endowed with big nyashes require an average length of 11inches

Nairaland Vaseline crew already busy jerking-off on her pics

After they knack you 11 inches, you become paralyzed and come back on nairaland begging for assistance

hot photos?...cant feel the heat

KayDEAN:
21Savage

exactly bro...na 24carat savage

bread was all it took for jumoke to succeed Multi coloured LCD eyeballs is making this ugwu girl to want to succeed Oh Lord, show me my own...is it suya, or roasted corn Am a fineboy too

kanu should try kogi and they will deal with him as they dealt with the governor who died a few hours after been elected

Nellofficial:
Chai... Person mamah oh....
I just feel like fu*in her damn throat

All hail the porn lord Hail! Hail!! Hail!!!

Beauty and the beast

NwaAmaikpe:

Nice one,

Once I see the number '69', only one thing comes to my mind

Werey...sex position don scatter your head

LARRYDKING:
If lautech, a school that has been shut for years is 14th on that list, then I'm giving up on webometric ranking. Nice one from CU, UNN, and Futminna.

Abi oooo...all these rankings sef are useless...just to feed our stupid egos
Ui on top has nothing to do with one's future

Ever8054:
...how sir! will you dash them the millions from your pocket?...

Bros dont you ever think deep for once?...
Did he say farmers will harvest money growing on trees?...
the agricultural sector is an untapped source of wealth if you dont know...
Look at ghana, ivory coast etc they are sustaining their economy with the same cocoa and coffee we dumped for crude oil

after all these years...we are at least heading to the right direction

Addicted2Women:



Your president is in a London hospital which costs the Nigerian government around 2 million naira every single day.

The presidential private jet is parked at a London airport and the parking fee is 10 million naira every 2 days

You're dying of hunger while your president is in London squandering millions of naira every single day and you still have the audacity and foolish enough to defend him ??

You're the most intelligent person on earth

So what exactly is your pain...you want to become president too?

so hushpuppi is doing yahoo yahoo and he calls himself a proffessional beggar...weidon-sa

all these substandard construction ehn...

ko de ni da fun bobo yii....the fool said kidnapping is his destiny sha

am not judging ooo...but using the mouth you use for Mouth Action to speak in tongues....hmm holyspirit go tear people slap ooo

in other words, our drunk op says women should cover their heads and leave the hair open...

BrainnewsNg:


Its physical. Why I laid emphasis on the head its because people mistaken the head for hair

and where is the hair? on the anus?

stexsy:
It would not be well with Buhari.

He lied that bh has been defeated only for innocent souls to return home and face death.

so buhari is responsible for everything that happens now abi?...
if goat die na buhari, if dog die na buhari...
I percieve that sense is far from you

IamAirforce1:
Poor man

MUMU...you rich reach am?

Stanleyville:
I jes wanna pour sperm alova ya face!

pour it now...oponu oshi

nextprince:
Do fish lie?

you know Niger deltans spend half of their lifetime in water ...so he probably understands fish language
he's a pappy water

fuckerstard:
Love pass love, her own na stupid love

stupidity at its peak!

Perspectives:
The way they used Jonathan's assistant senior prefect's story ad propaganda...

The way they sold buhari to us through the never give up propaganda...

Now they want to sell this one to us using his poor triplet as selling point...

Nigerians and their gullibility!!!

The only thing I see up there is a paid essay forcefully written. Why not let him say what he has to offer instead of doing photoshoot for poster.

what exactly is your pain? Like you're not a gullible nigerian too

CAPTAIND5235:
Apart from criticizing churches, Freeze wouldn't have been well known..So he spends all his life fighting men of God who keeps ignoring him.
that's y I don't take anything from his serious.. No matter the numerous denominations Christians are one..We know that and we don't need anyone to remind us of that...
Christians often have legitimate, honest disagreements and differing opinions, but we can disagree without being disagreeable. The same diamond looks different from different angles. God expects unity, not uniformity, and we can walk arm in arm without seeing eye to eye on every issue.
The earlier we start ignoring this light skinned anti christ the better for us..

Three bottles of holy communion be given to thee...