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How much can I resell it if I buy 1Bottle for #1000.....#business minded

Nawa oooo.... Person wey dey enjoy hn life for this morning..... gbeborun people....wetin concern us with hn pics

are u NUT!!!.?.. who says mary is been worshipped!!!.... Ask any good catholic... he or she wud tell ya...no one is worshipping mary...
Can't u seek for the intersession of Pastor Adeboye, Kumuyii,Mose Orimolade, And so on...in ur prayer... so, why do u sing d song "Abraham blessings are mine"...its d same logic with d way u think ur dad or u mum or ur pastor can pray for u, so also mary can pray for cos of her grace from God especially to begot Christ...Even the angel hailed her by saying "hail mary, full of grace... " read ur bible well..
I hate it when other churches castigate catholics, Forgetting dt catholic would never do that..and by d way all of ya guys desend from catholic when prides got into ur head wf d thought of creating another xhurch...They no longer talk about holy sacrament again, baptism,penance and so on... what they do is preaching sucxess and not salvation of the soul...

starting from your name..tell me, which one is more children between ur name and ur comment.... you had better pray for better change in ur life

Anyways, let me start with me... Today is my birthday..and i ve been receiving calls, texts and updates but its still not cool with me, when i don't see ma buffday mate too, maybe to celebrate with them....Although, today i'm celebrating with GMB, sai baba...not for his buffday but for getting to tha throne...my birthday is 29th of MAY ....You can also add urs to find urs out...

she wan collect money from MtN abi?... ;Dshe wan collect money from MtN abi?...

so?.... whats your own concern.!...
kilo Kan e.....
because ur baby daddy is in politics doesnt give u a say to ur godfather...so go and apologize to sai now....

adorablepepple:
till after election result

election is over... Oya talk!!!

It was exactly few days ago when a friend of mine came fuming and raking on what he was going to do to his younger sister who slapped his dad back after being scolded...
She is a first year student of a polytechnic who had been expected to be at home due to the election short break...but before then, his brother had heard from an unclean source that his sister had join keggite in school in which all they do is drinking around... Her brother who had recently finished his nysc service became angry on hearing this and informed home..
On her arrival home, she was immediately asked by her dad of what she had been doing in school all the while so far theyve been given break...it was on her irrelevant talks and arguement that she got a hot slap from her dad, without waiting in which she slapped him back and lock him with his cloth...
Her brother was on a far distance from home when he heard the incident and was planning of what to do to her on getting home....please can you advice him

Please... What is hips....cos in our country... They call it Sin...... Does she have the greatest one.....
Lets stone her then!!!

Excuse me... Is there toilet around here...i need to ease mysef first

Oga Jona again..... You had better vote for change
GMB for change

Oya now..... Wea is my bottle of chilled Origin.. I gots meditate...
I don't like beer??

You make up when you're not up to the standard.......
Please who z that poko-lee

That's a first stage to becoming a vampire.. Firstly, you feel the pains like you're feeling.... Or you're not feeling the pain
And if possibly one of it remove, and got stucked in his mouth...
Have you lately felt sugar is becoming sweet?
Flaggyl, bitter and water tasteless... They're all signs that you're becoming living death :>

Please, what is a petrol station?....is it his Wagon or another car..
I don't know what they're saying

Hey lady, why would you bring a private office matter to Nairaland....
you're in trouble , you're fired!..fired already....
Why don't you tell them the rest... Hon...
I just love braiding and fringe on ladies...it makes them over beautiful

Madam Go God..if I'm not mistaken..
I'll start from your point about, being Catholic or so...the bible says my people perished for they lack knowledge...
I don't fnk relationship or good relationship is by religion or denominations...my dear its by the work u guys put together...and by the way making him a catholic isn't a barrier and also..if God permits a successful relationship...u ain't gon be joined firstly in his church but ur parent's... so taking a Catholic stuff as an excuse is not a good point to leave...
secondly, what he did is truely not good but it doesn't call for u immediately jumping into another relationship...a known devil is better than strange angel and by d way u wudn't know wat the new guy myt do later...3yrs out of ur life wf a guy ain't moi-moi oooo...I don't fnk u re ready to waste dt...so d best fn I fnk u cud do is work on changing ur first guy very well...make him fall in love with u more...be his sister,gf and mother...with that , a normal man wud respect u....
lastly,...I fnk u too re a potential double dater.... #syndrumworld..com

when I was a kid.. I can't afford d cost for banger then...all we do is steal mummy's matches and use it for rocket banger...
Hmmmm
those pikin... after dr hand tear, dn go see a clear signal...person wey never die go shout...''Mo ku ooo....''....

or curse himself for yoruba say ''aye oun ti baje ooo''..

.this is a fucking year for them ooo...
felt sorry for dr parent tho!

WARNING..

Don't suggest the girl splits with her
boyfriend unless it's reasonable. Otherwise,
she's going to catch on to your plot.
If the boyfriend catches on, which he
probably will, he will undoubtedly have an
issue with you stealing his girl. Keep the
girl in mind at all times. What does she
want? As flattering as it is to have two boys
vying for her affections, she doesn't want
you to fight! Avoid any conflict, especially
physical.
Do not get angry at her boyfriend. That
shows that you are not a nice person, and
that you are immature, and unintelligent,
and think of her as a love object, rather
than a person you respect.
This can cause a lack of trust. If you can
steal her from her boyfriend, what's to keep
someone else from stealing her from you?
While you are coming close to her make
sure you don't get too much involved in her
relationship or do stuff like shopping ,etc.
or you might just end up in the friend zone.

TIPS ............Always be there for her. If you are there
for her when her boyfriend isn't, there is a
big chance she will start to fall for you!
Play it smart. When her boyfriend does
something wrong to her speak up and
defend her. If he fights with you or try to
start a fight, she is sure to take your side.
Be confident.
Find out her favorite things to do and
things she doesn't like. I guarantee her
boyfriend doesn't know everything.
Don't ever give her the impression all you
like about her is the way she looks. Even if
she is ridiculously hot, do your best not to
be sleazy. That said, don't shy away from
the intimate if she shows she's down for it.
You're an alpha dog, remember?
Tread carefully near the boyfriend.
Fighting him usually messes things up with
you and the girl (although it can be to your
advantage if you know what you are doing).
Take your time! There is no way to rush
this, especially if she is close to her
boyfriend, or if he is around so much she
couldn't imagine not being with him. You
could be here for maybe a year or more. It
all comes down to how badly you want her.
Take your time, if you rush into things
you can end up embarrassed and rejected.
After this girl does break up with her
boyfriend, don't let them be best friends. It
makes getting at her incredibly difficult.
Be her shoulder to cry on.
(Side tip to the previous step) If her
boyfriend tries to start a fight, DO NOT
fight back. Tell him you respect her to
much. You may piss off the boyfriend, but
you also make him look like a jerk.
Let her naturally breakup with her
boyfriend. Cheating is wrong, and if she did
it to him, she can do it to you, too.
Just tell her how you feel. No point in
waiting. If she feels the same, that's great.
However, only follow this tip if you are the
risky type.
Wait for the right place at the right time,
you need to make sure you're in a good
place to make a move, but don't just skip
straight to it and say you love her, wait for
the right time maybe ask her at her job or
at a place you "accidentally" bumped into
her, bring up her boyfriend somehow and
then you'll know they're "relationship stats"
Add

Have you ever become friends with a girl
you're in love with, then find out she has a
boyfriend? She may have told you, or you saw
her with him (hugging, kissing, etc.), and you
think that should be you with her. Here's
some tips!

1. Build up communication. Get some
type communication going
between the two of you. Build some
history. This takes time. She has to know
you and think about you. She isn't going
to leave her boyfriend for someone she
doesn't know, or hasn't known for long.
Most of the time, you'll be chasing her for
a long while.
2. Build trust. Do things with her after
work/school, listen to what she says,
make her laugh, she must really like and
trust you for you to get anywhere. Still,
don't submit to her all the time.
Remember that you're still the "alpha
dog". Whether she knows it or not, most
girls look to their boyfriend as a 'leader'
of sorts. If you are too nice, you will end
up being used as a free counselor.
3. Figure out what she needs (or wants)
that her current boyfriend can't or
doesn't give her. Does he swear at her or
get angry? Does he forget about her?
Does he act like he doesn't care? Does he
flirt with other girls? Show her you are
different! If you fill in the gaps of their
relationship, she will start to compare you
with him. That is the most important part.
She has to look at her boyfriend and think
about you.
4. Build on this second guessing so
that you become the boyfriend
replacement. If you're filling holes in her
boyfriend's game, then it's only a matter
of time. However, you must make sure
that she can't use you while she is still
with her boyfriend. If her boyfriend isn't
giving her something, make sure you
aren't just a secondary source she can get
it from. Otherwise, you'll never end up
replacing him. You can either wait for a
breakup, encourage the breakup, or make
something happen with her while she is
still with her boyfriend.
5. Wait for a breakup. Definitely the
hardest, most boring, but simplest
way to go. Don't push for anything
to happen and she won't feel
pressured. The danger is that she
takes you for granted and you will
always be waiting.
Cause/encourage the breakup. If you
followed earlier steps, she should
talk to you about the mistakes her
boyfriend makes. If it's serious, let
her know that what he does isn't
right and she doesn't have to put up
with it. Tell her you could never do
that to her.
6. Make something happen before they
break. This is the riskiest move as
you are asking her to cheat on her
boyfriend. Aim for just one kiss. This
kiss is supposed to make her realize
you're a better choice than her
boyfriend. If you're uncertain about
taking such a risky move, aim for a
kiss on the cheek.

Although, i've met new faces but they can't be like people i've always been with...mum, dad, siblings, friends and even my fiance I left to serve at Sokoto...i'm missing all of you....I love you all....i'm in Sokoto state.....Sokoto state no be moimoi....person dey suffer ....its just like i've been sent to prison....
They decides when to sleep and wake...wn to toilet and when to be done ....I guess they're planning on when to laugh.....
make a shout to your people by telling them your conditions at your camp for batch C

They're the reason I've got no native cloth

I remember one day then, when the pressure of bedwetting became too much...naso then I tried tieing a rope around my pen:-) s ...when it was around 2am gor midnight...naxoo I realize say my tommy don big and bigger...my toto also bigger....omo con see the way I dey hurry hurry wan comot am...unfortunately, the rope no gree remove.....the urine dey pepper me and I no fit bend to dey comot the rope again

story continues........

bionick: Temitope a colleague of mine then also suffered somefn related to cancer then before she gave because there was no enough money for the therapy.....rest in peace whereva u are
lastly, i don't know why i usually fall for this Op trends(syndrum)..but anyway, you just made my day by making me remember Temitope again.....love u syndrum

thanks at bionick....thanks for the encouragement..
Temitope Rip, Agnes Rip, Abiola Rip and all others I didn't mention.....

20Friends,they say, can't be friendly or friends for 20years. ...but I would rather say..Not even five...From our families down to primary school days to secondary and even to higher institutions, we've met and seen, played and shared good moments with beautiful and good peoples in which we've lost or loosed by fate or journey of life....One of mine was Oluwatosin Abiola...
she was good friend which I enjoyed the moments we shared most which seems short but been cut by her death...she suffered an Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia...it was one of those moments you would cry from those teary from somewhere inside you that you didn't even know existed...if it were to be true that the dead sees us I wish her peace where ever she is....
lastly,shout out to those buddies that i'm sure we might not meet again or would still meet, I wish you well..I enjoyed our moments......
So, you can also make your shout out or remembrance to the one you've lost or loosed...either family or friends....I sign out....

NifemiOlu: Someone isn't telling us how much women have the urge to have sex too during their periods. In fact, there is an article which says women's sex drive is higher during their periods or am I living on Jupiter?

I kind of heard that before but, haven't been confirmed

Onegai: Dear men who cannot go without for 4 days, please remember that more married women are testing positive for HIV due to your lack of self-control and that more women are deciding to play your game even better than you.

Pastors should start teaching seminars on Self-Control.

Yea I think you're right on that cos these are xaused by what dr hubby brought home from outside

breathless: OP. Hold body. There's more to marriage than sex.

nah...not me...talking generally