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TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 4 by systems: 1:15pm On May 18, 2009 |
am not happy that Micheal died. |
TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 4 by systems: 1:05am On May 13, 2009 |
What will Micheal do oh! Am pitying the poor guy.Anyway he is the smart one so he will surely find a way. |
TV/Movies / Free Audio Music Download by systems: 12:11pm On May 08, 2009 |
Any clue of where I can download audio music free. |
Romance / Re: Love After Marriage - Its Different by systems: 11:41am On May 07, 2009 |
abi? |
Romance / Re: Love After Marriage - Its Different by systems: 11:00am On May 07, 2009 |
Ben20001: lol |
Romance / Re: Love After Marriage - Its Different by systems: 8:41am On May 07, 2009 |
I think you are tired of eating OKRO(ILA) soup, so you decided to try EWEDU. You will definitly get tired of it and maybe try other soups eg Edikaikong soup Gbegiri soup Afan soup Oha soup Efo soup Plain Egusi soup Egusi with Efo soup Bitter leaf soup Efirin soup Ogbono soup obe ata soup With time, you may be fed up with eating soup and then move on to fufu eg Tuo Masala Amala Garri Semo Plantain fufu Pounded yam (Iyan) Bon appetit! |
Politics / 3 House Members On The Run by systems: 7:03am On May 07, 2009 |
3 House Members on the Run They could be in one luxury apartment in Abuja and they call it EFCC net. Its just a question of a few days they will be released. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Student Invents Bio-diesel From Vegetable Oil by systems: 2:28pm On May 06, 2009 |
What I tried to say was that production of biodiel from waste or or from jatropha is not a novel research. Google any of these production of biodiesel in south africa jatropha biodiesel africa biofuel production in africa biodiesel vegetable oil |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Student Invents Bio-diesel From Vegetable Oil by systems: 2:05pm On May 06, 2009 |
Production of biodiesel from waste oil is not a novel research. Presently some countries fuel cars and generators with it. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Tell The Whole Truth by systems: 2:08pm On May 04, 2009 |
lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Protect Ur Password On Line by systems: 2:08pm On May 04, 2009 |
clemcykul: lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Origin Of Swine Flu by systems: 1:54pm On May 04, 2009 |
@equilibrium, where on earth did you get this pic |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Secretary by systems: 1:51pm On May 04, 2009 |
Mommy and Uncle Fred It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred." After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?" "He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?" |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Secretary by systems: 1:50pm On May 04, 2009 |
Removing a Curse An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." |
Jokes Etc / The Secretary by systems: 1:46pm On May 04, 2009 |
A manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed the zipper of his trouser was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled soldier, sitting on two duffel bags!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Protect Ur Password On Line by systems: 1:30pm On May 04, 2009 |
How is the guy in the 3rd pic supposed to breath?? Just curious |
Jokes Etc / Re: The 3 Pastors by systems: 3:54pm On May 03, 2009 |
nice one. I couldn't stop laughing. blackweaver: He definitely will do so |
Jokes Etc / Hair Cut by systems: 1:43pm On May 03, 2009 |
Hair Cut A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can et a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." |
Jokes Etc / Tell The Whole Truth by systems: 1:39pm On May 03, 2009 |
Tell The Whole Truth `You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?' `Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.' |
TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 4 by systems: 12:19pm On May 03, 2009 |
Yea, Lincoln was set up by their so called mum. |
TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 4 by systems: 11:15pm On May 02, 2009 |
Just watched episode 19. Lincoln and Micheal are not brothers! They are just two opposite characters |
Romance / Re: What Pet Name/Names Do You Call Your Lover? by systems: 11:03pm On May 02, 2009 |
Baby Nwa |
Romance / Re: Why Naija Guys In The Diaspora Go Home To Marry by systems: 10:59pm On May 02, 2009 |
maray: All guys are not the same. |
Phones / Re: What Brand And Model Is Your Mobile? by systems: 10:54pm On May 02, 2009 |
Nokia 1100 and Nokia 3310 |
Politics / Re: Have Your Say: Is Nigeria Worth Living In? by systems: 10:51pm On May 02, 2009 |
AjanleKoko: I do not agree with you. Some people that live in Nigeria do so because they want to. Some have the resources to live in any part of the world they want to but they still prefer Nigeria. Quite a number of Nigerians travel to Europe and America just for a few weeks holiday once or twice a year. well, you only enjoy Nigeria if you have the coins. |
Politics / Re: Fire Razes Sam Egwu’s Country Home by systems: 10:42pm On May 02, 2009 |
blacksta: @blacksta. Egwu is the minister of education so insurance covers him. As a minister, he controls a huge budget because he has lots of agencies and parastatals under his ministry. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: British-nigerian Lady To Be Shot In Laos For Drug Smuggling by systems: 10:33pm On May 02, 2009 |
She is just 20years na wah oh. Wait oh, how did she get pregnant while in prison? Could be her boy friend in Laos paid her conjugal visits. |
TV/Movies / Re: Jack Bauer, Jack Sherperd Or Michael Scofield? by systems: 12:12pm On May 02, 2009 |
Michael Scofield |
Politics / Re: Is Osama Binladin Dead? with pic by systems: 2:42pm On May 01, 2009 |
Do you want him to recruit you?? |
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