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am not happy that Micheal died.

What will Micheal do oh! Am pitying the poor guy.Anyway he is the smart one so he will surely find a way.

Any clue of where I can download audio music free.

abi?

Ben20001:
Lol. we've got a cook here


@poster,
you have just said your mind. I like people that are opendential

lol

I think you are tired of eating OKRO(ILA) soup, so you decided to try EWEDU. You will definitly get tired of it and maybe try other soups eg

Edikaikong soup

Gbegiri soup

Afan soup

Oha soup

Efo soup

Plain Egusi soup

Egusi with Efo soup

Bitter leaf soup

Efirin soup

Ogbono soup

obe ata soup

With time, you may be fed up with eating soup and then move on to fufu eg
Tuo Masala

Amala

Garri

Semo

Plantain fufu

Pounded yam (Iyan)

Bon appetit!

3 House Members on the Run
•EFCC picks Senator Ugbane
From Ali M. Ali in Abuja, 05.07.2009



N6bn Scam

Arrests by the Economic and Financial Crimes Com-mission (EFCC) over the N6 billion rural electrification contract scam continued yesterday with the detention of Chairman, Senate Committee on Power, Senator Nicholas Ugbani.
Three unnamed members of the House of Represent-atives linked to the fraud are reportedly on the run with operatives of the commission on their trail to ensure their arrest and arraignment by Friday.
Already, the Managing Director of Rural Electrification Agency (REA), Sam Gekpe, Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Power, Alhaji Abdullahi Aliyo, who was the acting minister when the contract was awarded, and one of the contractors handling the project, Emeka Ohagbena, are also in the net of the anti-graft agency.
Sources at the commission told THISDAY that Ohagbena registered nine companies and got 21 contracts.
The lid of the scam was blown open when the contactors involved in the projects made a case for the closure of their account when the EFCC noticed that a huge amount of money was paid out by the Agency towards the end of last year.
The anti-graft agency quickly froze the accounts pending the verification, the sources and purpose of the payment.
THISDAY learnt that the affected contractors, however, took their petitions to various quarters, complaining that the EFCC had blocked payment for contracts duly awarded to them.
Spokesperson for the EFCC, Femi Babafemi, confirmed the arrest but declined further comment on the ground that investigation was ongoing.
The commission may be working on the theory that the REA boss and a powerful cabal who had interest in the contract and needed to collect their share of the money quickly were the ones behind the decision to pay the money in bulk.
The affected persons will remain in EFCC custody, while the fleeing members of the House of Represen-tatives are arrested so that they can be arraigned immediately.
Meanwhile, officials of the Universal basic Education Commission (UBEC) arrested by the EFCC on Tuesday in connection with the N1.7 billion contract scam also rocking the Commission are still with the EFCC and are expected to be arraigned soon.
A source confirmed that the affected officials would appear in court by tomorrow or latest on Monday.
Yesterday, THISDAY reported the arrest of the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Power over the N6 billion scandal.
On December 30, 2008 – a few hours to the new year – Aliyu was said to have authorised the release of the money to be shared from the account of the REA.
Some members of the National Assembly – including a member of the House of Representatives who was very prominent during the controversial power sector probe last year – are said to have benefited a “huge chunk” from the sharing bazaar.
The latest arrests, according to an insider, are intended to send warning signals to other public officers who are falling foul of the anti-corruption stand of the government.

They could be in one luxury apartment in Abuja and they call it EFCC net. Its just a question of a few days they will be released.

What I tried to say was that production of biodiel from waste or or from jatropha is not a novel research. Google any of these
production of biodiesel in south africa
jatropha biodiesel africa
biofuel production in africa
biodiesel vegetable oil

Production of biodiesel from waste oil is not a novel research. Presently some countries fuel cars and generators with it.

lol

clemcykul:
keep ur curiosity to yerself

lol

@equilibrium, where on earth did you get this pic

Mommy and Uncle Fred

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."

After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"

"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?"

Removing a Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

A manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed the zipper of his trouser was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled soldier, sitting on two duffel bags!"

How is the guy in the 3rd pic supposed to breath?? Just curious

nice one. I couldn't stop laughing.

blackweaver:
no problem as long as he doesn't mention names

He definitely will do so

Hair Cut

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can et a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said,


"To your house."

Tell The Whole Truth

`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'


`Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.'

Yea, Lincoln was set up by their so called mum.

Just watched episode 19. Lincoln and Micheal are not brothers! They are just two opposite characters

Baby
Nwa

maray:
@ surface,thanks alot 4 ur advice ,dating a guy dat based in nija is a total Bleep up as u said,i just realised dat all their primary interest is not on d relationship but material benefits.

All guys are not the same.

Nokia 1100 and Nokia 3310

AjanleKoko:
Amusing topic.
Truth is, most people who live in Nigeria don't even have a choice, as most people living in Pakistan, North Korea, Bangladesh, or India do not.

I do not agree with you. Some people that live in Nigeria do so because they want to. Some have the resources to live in any part of the world they want to but they still prefer Nigeria. Quite a number of Nigerians travel to Europe and America just for a few weeks holiday once or twice a year. well, you only enjoy Nigeria if you have the coins.

blacksta:
If when when you were a Governor you had put in place an effective fire fighting organisation on ground your expensive house would not have razed to the ground.  If have stolen a kobo while you were governor - I can guarantee you that your misfortunes has just started and you haven't seen anything yet.

@blacksta. Egwu is the minister of education so insurance covers him. As a minister, he controls a huge budget because he has lots of agencies and parastatals under his ministry.

She is just 20years na wah oh. Wait oh, how did she get pregnant while in prison? Could be her boy friend in Laos paid her conjugal visits.

Michael Scofield

Do you want him to recruit you??