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Politics / Re: Nigeria Swine Flu Free_says Minister_of Health by systems: 2:36pm On May 01, 2009
EloSela:

Swine Flu: Nigeria’s Free, Says Osotimehin
05.01.2009

Minister of Health, Professor Babatunde Osotimehin , has come out strong that Nigeria has not recorded any trace of the swine-flu that is spreading fast across the world (How sure is he What facilities are in place to monitor it?) He made this statement during an emergency meeting of stakeholders and partners on Swine Flu in his office.
"So far as at 30th April 2009, Nigeria has not recorded any suspected case of Swine flu and the Federal Government of Nigeria is prepared to contain any outbreak of Swine Flu in the country," he said. (What facilities are on ground to contain it?)
In order to promptly detect and effectively respond to any suspected case, the Ministry has put in place the National Epidemic Preparedness and Response Committee to include State Commissioners of Health among other very important stakeholders.
The WHO case definition with surveillance guidelines and Swine Flu Laboratory guidelines had been disseminated to all States Ministries of Health including clinicians.
The States' Epidemiologists have also been directed to carry out sensitisation activities and conduct surveillance in their various states.
He stressed further that surveillance ](How?) had been strengthened at all ports of entry into the country and all Federal Port Health Services Officers sensitised and are at alert at all international airports.
Meanwhile, Chief Veterinary Officer of the Federal Ministry of Agriculture , Dr. Junaidu Maina, has said that the Swine Flu is a human disease, as there has been no scientific proof that it is transmitted from pig but from human to human.
The Country Representative of the World Health Organization, WHO has reiterated the WHO's commitment in addressing the possible outbreak of the Swine Flu.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=142272

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Nigeria on Alert for Swine Flu
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By Gilbert da Costa
Abuja
28 April 2009


Nigerian health authorities are on full alert to watch out for possible cases of swine flu in Africa's most populous nation. (How?). The government has set up a committee to monitor the situation and co-ordinate with the World Health Organization.

No case of swine flu has been reported in Nigeria, but the country has joined the race to contain the deadly outbreak of the influenza virus.

Health Minister Babatunde Osotimehin says Nigeria is focused on early detection and response in an attempt to check a possible outbreak in the country.

"As we speak, there is no known case of swine flu in Nigeria," said Osotimehin. "But we are not going to wait for it to occur before we take adequate steps. We have constituted a committee that is putting surveillance in place to detect cases if they occur."

The virus is blamed for more than 150 deaths in Mexico. In at least 10 other countries, there have been confirmed or suspected cases, none of them fatal. Several countries are investigating suspected cases.

The World Health Organization called for all nations to "intensify surveillance." The health minister says Nigeria has placed its ports on high alert.

"An alert has gone out to our colleagues at the airports and seaports to look out for this because they will have to come from abroad, since we do not have any case in this country at this point in time," said Osotimehin.

Swine flu is caused by a virus similar to a flu virus that infects people every year, but it is a strain typically found only in pigs, or in people who have direct contact with pigs.

Serious concerns have been expressed about Africa's capacity to deal with a pandemic, given the poor state of health infrastructure in sub-Saharan Africa. Nigeria is still grappling with a bird-flu outbreak, years after it was first detected.

http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-04-28-voa20.cfm
Romance / Re: Why Naija Guys In The Diaspora Go Home To Marry by systems: 11:24am On Apr 30, 2009
big_bumper:


You need to change your mindset babe cheesy Naija babes can smell you abroadians(sic) a mile away, so If a meal ticket/gateway to paradise which you are tongue comes my way too, I'd kneel down to serve your food and even feed you on my knees sef grin

How many times do we hear stories of a man going back home to bring his wife abroad only for the girl to walk out on discovering that the husband lives in a room in flat, or has a job which they think is beneath them or . . .

There is no crime in a guy living in a room in a shared flat. The issue is that some do not bother to change the worn out curtains and mattresses with spikes. Depending on relationship with other flat mates, some keep all foodstuffs, kitchen utensils and kitchen waste in the room. Its really irritating.

What do you expect the wify that has been in NJ receiving pounds and not knowing the facts on ground to do when she finally joins the husband  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Travel / Re: Tell Us About The City Where You Live by systems: 9:26am On Apr 30, 2009
London Mayfair shot from 7th floor of Grosvenor house London

Central London shot from an eye of the Millennium Wheel(London Eye)

Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Took My Money And Left Me by systems: 5:52pm On Apr 29, 2009
How much?
Romance / Re: Why Naija Guys In The Diaspora Go Home To Marry by systems: 5:26pm On Apr 29, 2009
whitelexi:

Absolute rubbish grin
Have u visited Essex before? tongue

Were you refering to NJ or NJ babes?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Dora Akunliyi - A Wolf Finally Putting Off Its Sheep Clothing by systems: 5:00pm On Apr 29, 2009
Kobojunkie:

@Xavier, you have yet to answer the question I asked you from the start of this thread.

What did "Dora the explorer" actually say that got you all riled up? What inhumane statement did she make that has you wanting her head in all this? What is it? Did she curse Adebayo's mother? Did she say Adebayo slept with Yar adua or something? What exactly was it??

lol!
Romance / Re: Does love really exist?. by systems: 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2009
Yes!!! But love all started with God. He loved us first and that gives us the ability to love others (1 John 4:19). The only reason you can love God or love anybody else is because God first loved you. And He showed that love by sending Jesus Christ to earth to die for you. He showed that love by creating you. He showed that love by everything you have in life; it's all a gift of God's love.

In order to love others and to become great lovers, we first need to understand and feel how much God loves us. We don't want to just talk about love, read about love, or discuss love; we need to experience the love of God.

We need to reach a day when we finally, fully understand how God loves us completely and unconditionally. We need to become secure in the truth that we cannot make God stop loving us.

Once we're secure inside God's unconditional love, we'll start cutting people a lot of slack. We won't be as angry as we've been. We'll be more patient. We'll be more forgiving. We'll be more merciful. We'll give others grace.

I hope that helps grin
Romance / Re: Why Naija Guys In The Diaspora Go Home To Marry by systems: 4:10pm On Apr 29, 2009
There is no place like NJ. NJ babes in NJ are the best.
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 9:56pm On Apr 28, 2009
I dont know why una dey drag this issue in all directions, to the extent that[b] i'm now recieving hate text messages[/b]

How did they get your number?
Politics / Re: Black Hole: Nobody Knows How Much Oil Nigeria Sells by systems: 5:26pm On Apr 28, 2009
Feelitx:

@The One,

You were correct. NNPC, DPR,Customs & Reps of the oil companies are represented during loading and the metering skid s are calibrated more like a monthly basis. That report can not be entirely correct.

The NNPC, DPR and Customs representatives get settled before the loading so the companies takes more than they should.
Health / Re: Beware! Swine Flu Is The Latest Health Problem by systems: 2:16pm On Apr 28, 2009
esensed:

Hello all

i really enjoy the trend the world is taking
hurricane
terrorist attack
swine flu
insecurity
etc

are you afraid of what this world is making you to feel?
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

i am so in love tongue with the way things are turning-- nature and all rebelling against man.

its a preparation for the ruling of this world by , those destined to rule.
such is what this world is looking forward to,
get ready for us,



k&p reign

You did not include recession
Health / Re: Beware! Swine Flu Is The Latest Health Problem by systems: 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2009
We need to pray oh! If this flu enters Nigeria we are all gonna be in trouble.
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 1:27pm On Apr 28, 2009
You dont even need to know her whereabouts, just call her and listen to her tone, if she's with someone, u will surely know. . . If she doesn't answer the phone, and the trend continues over a period, a trend that never existed before. . .

What if she and the other guy are just having fun. ie the guy knows about you and respects that fact, so she will always be calm even when with the guy. The guy fit dey give the girl wetin you no fit give. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 1:06pm On Apr 28, 2009
@tboy1. You are very correct.
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 12:35pm On Apr 28, 2009
having fun mann grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2009
whitelexi:

Depends on the guy's experience with relationships and his IQ levels. I have seen the red light from a mile in every single relationship i've had, if u know your girl, the signs cannot be hidden.
Funny enough, sometimes, the girls tell u about this new guy, describing him as a friend or something, they do this in a bid to reduce your suspicion when u hear or notice funny things. . .  I do my thing with both eyes open, i analyze and re-analyze every single statement and action she exhibits. . .  The signs cannot be hidden, not from guys who know. Sometimes it is good to act the fool while u gather your facts, but u always have that knowledge in the back of your mind that the inevitable affects every aspect of life, including relationships.

Keep hoping in and out of relationships with your so called high IQ.  IBO IQ

whitelexi:

@tboy1, i have a 100% record at that
whitelexi link=topic=266573.msg3791317#msg3791317 date=1240917572:


I think you just flirt with the girls and call it relationship.


Maybe its a gift then, but i always know. . . something changes very slightly, and that makes me switch into alert mode grin
grin

What a gift. Your type will never marry or will have problem with wify because of the so called gift. You will even suspect that your brother bleeps your wife.
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 12:19pm On Apr 28, 2009
tboy1:

@ whitelexi
You can never catch a cheating lady unless she slips up or decides to tell you

tboy is correct. @whitelexi. A lady that cheats on you can never mention any other guy to you. Just as you think you are wise, some babes are wiser. Some babes have equally high IQ levels. I think you rate yourself too high.
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Is Cheating? by systems: 11:49am On Apr 28, 2009
hollandis:

SIMPLE!!!
If she turns her phone off for more than 6hours,and then she gives a cock and bull story for doing so.Then she was prolly somewhere banging or being banged

That is not a tip. It is possible she told the other guy about you. that is she and the guy are lovers cos you cannot satisfy her. That means she would always tell the other guy when she would visit you so that he wont try to contact her that period.

whitelexi:

You dont need tips, u only need to know your girl - the signs cannot be hidden.

The signs can be hidden. That a woman behaves as if her life depends on you does not mean she does not have another man in her life. You only know if she wants you to know.
Romance / You Guys Will Never Stop Amazing Me by systems: 9:00pm On Apr 27, 2009
[size=14pt]REF: Prettiest Girls On Nairaland[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-266137.0.html

The above topic was posted 24hrs ago and its now 23 pages. Really any guy that posted more than two replies on that top is not only stupid but very unproductive.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by systems: 8:46pm On Apr 27, 2009
the toe fit cut my skin as harmattan don crack am finish grin
Jokes Etc / Laugh It Out! by systems: 7:15pm On Apr 27, 2009
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks John if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around John, and says “Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” John’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

John follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, John.”
Jokes Etc / Staying Slim by systems: 6:50pm On Apr 27, 2009
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”----an artist
Romance / Re: Trend Amongst Nairaland Men by systems: 2:51pm On Apr 27, 2009
Pictures say little or nothing. Visit some of them and you would see that they live like pigs.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Rape Victim? by systems: 12:10pm On Apr 25, 2009
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jack tweed:

You guys dont get it?

A rape victim is just as bad as the rapist. They are both disgusting. You cant stand both of them. They are irritating to the core and you need be someone that has to get away from both of them fast!

Whether i have 30 girls as children and 44 wives, once they have been raped, they no longer become a part of the family, because i cant stand them and there is no need to be moralistic and sympathetic. They were foolish enough to get raped and thats their wahala. I dont even know he difference between rape and prostitution? undecided Maybe the rapists should be dropping some spare change after they have had their fun but the end product is that they are all disgusting to be around with.

Then again, how will i know grin Dont have a sister, not close one bit with my female cousins, i dont give a damn about the lifestyle of my exes or worry about such emotional crap about them, so it doesnt bother me and i dont see how it will affect me.

Yes i remember i once had this chick that i was this close to dating and before you knew it, she started telling me about her almost "rape incident" in University and how she was lucky to survive it. The moment i heard the synopsis of the story, i knew we would never go out for nothing. All of a sudden, she looked so ugly, revolting and disgusting to me. Imagine someone pukes bile and blood on you, ewwww!! thats how i imagined her from that day. Immediately i stopped calling and walked out of her life. I was glad i dated a rape free chick afterwards!!!

Men follow my advise and dont fall for the dregs of the society aka the raped ones. Go for the clean fresh non raped chicks. Your lives will be much happier! grin   


@jack tweed. You dont have to sound like that. Wives are raped by their husbands, kids both boys and girls are raped by their housegirls and houseboys. How are you sure that the girl you are dating now is not a rape victim. How can you tell that you are not a product of rape. Its possible your mum did not want it that night and your dad raped her. Man grow up.
The difference between rape and lovemaking is that rape is a parasitic relationship while lovemaking is a mutual relationship

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