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menix:
On my way home but this topic came up.

This family have got 2 kids and the kids lack parental care because the man and wife come in late.

The issue of Nanny is out of the option because they don't trust nannies and someone must resign to take care of the kids..

The problem here is that the wife earns four times(400%) the man's salary and the ladies salary goes a long way to sort the family expenses.

Please who do you advise to resign.
Should the man become a house husband

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They should swap jobs after few months, the wife should resign

braine:
This one that egg has its day, when is world Garri day??

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Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

ABUJA — STRONG indications have emerged that tomorrow’s plenary session, where the Senate would unveil the ministerial list sent by President Muhammadu Buhari, may be stormy as senators are saying the President must, in line with the constitution, submit himself before the Upper Chamber for screening if he appointed himself Minister of Petroleum. They are also set to reject an incomplete list, saying the constitution provides for a nominee from each state of the federation and that any list that did not cover the 36 states would suffer serious opposition on the floor of the Senate. The senators have also vowed that they would not be cowed by the trial of Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, at the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, just as they promised to adopt stringent measures in line with the provisions of the Constitution during the screening of ministerial nominees. They added that the tradition of take-a-bow for senators coming for screening as ministers would be jettisoned, adding that they were prepared to send names of nominees to the sender of such a list. Senate President, Dr. Saraki, is currently facing trial at CCT, following a 13-count charge levelled against him by the Code of Conduct Bureau, CCB, bordering on alleged corruption and false declaration of assets in 2003 and summoned him to appear before it, which he did.

politricks:
This just keeps getting better and better. The day this woman is sent to jail, i will kill a cow that day and invite my friends to come and eat.

Ur comprehensive residential address please

In 1982 Mpagi Edward Edmary, a Ugandan taxi driver, was sentenced to death for the brutal murder of his neighbour. But not only was Edward an innocent man, there hadn’t even been a murder. Edward had been framed after a land dispute between families in the village got out of hand. Witnesses were bribed to say they had seen him kill the man and dispose of the body. He spent the next 20 years in Kampala’s notorious Luzira prison and was only released when his family proved that the dead man had been hiding out in another part of the country. As Edward says, “In Uganda, conditions for death row prisoners are cruel, degrading, and inhumane. We were always denied medicines. There were lice, flies, and other vermin in the prison, and this resulted in many illnesses – and many prisoners died from these illnesses. In 1984 my brother developed malaria and stomach complications because of inadequate food and skin conditions. I pleaded with the prison authorities to give my brother medication and treatment. However, they told me that we were brought to death row to face death, that it was a waste of taxpayer’s money to treat him. My brother died in 1985. This really scared me. Life is terrible on death row in Uganda, Africa. No one was ever given any notice that they would be executed. Each time we were taken by complete surprise. We lived in complete fear of any unusual activity from the wardens. During my stay in prison there were five rounds of executions. The last one was in 1999 in which the state executed 28 prisoners. The coffins for the prisoners to be executed were made in the prison. During the three days before executions, we could all hear the making of the coffins. The black hoods and clothes for prisoners to be executed were made by other prisoners. We knew how many people were to be executed by counting the number of hoods being made.”

Pidggin:
I can't pick any credible person in that list

Even in the person of Distinguished senator udoma Udo udoma? Who single handedly killed d 3rd term ambition of Ex President OBJ in the senate

Tallesty1:
Is that the list in his pocket?

Lol.. He forgot the original list in his hostel room. However, he has promised to retrieve the list wen next he attends UN meetings. ;P

President Muhammadu Buhari has arrived the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja, after spending six days in New York, the United States of America (USA), where he went to attend the 70th Session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA), with a 22-man delegation. Recall that President Buhari left Nigeria last Thursday, for the UN General Assembly, where he had series of meetings and interactions which bordered around domestic developmental issues, bilateral relations, the war against terrorism, countering violent extremism, the enhancement of global security, peace-keeping operations, climate change and the adoption of a post 2015 global development agenda, with notable world leaders. See photos:

happykidArotiba:
ooooh! dey should av continued wen dey fell now.

After all wen Wrestlers fall off the ring, they don’t stop fighting. They continue on the floor

WARNING!!!!!! Leave my child alone. Yes! I know your parents were able to afford paying your tuition to leave the shores of NIGERIA to one of those lame Universities in some unknown town in Eastern Europe, so you can return with some strange certificate as a "Medical Doctor".... Now, this is not the ISSUE! My grievance is that you are misleading my baby into believing that NIGERIA does not have good Universities. You play on her self esteem and make her go behind my back to beg people for money and she got rapped some weeks back when she went to collect some dollars from an UNDERSTANDING MAN who promised to help. She could not tell me cos she knew it would kill me if I knew. Now I know and in a sad way, cos her lab test results reads POSITIVE to an incurable illness. Who ever told you that you will be better than my child just cos you experienced winter and wild drugs in Europe all in the name of going to school. Who told you our graduates here can't excel. Even our drop outs do well in business. Go online and read. Please face your own and LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE. We eat Garri for breakfast so we can be strong enough ahead of the brighter future waiting for us. I WARN YOU!!!!! I am the Soulfather and I will teach you some common sense if you don't back off!!!!! CREDIT: Tabisegroup

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PappyMason:
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[size=18pt]Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the Lord your God. - Lev 26:1 [/size]

U nailed it! Kesskiaa!!

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One fruit that everyone should eat religiously is
Watermelon, the benefits to your health and
many:
Watermelon contains thiamin, riboflavin, niacin,
vitamin B-6, folate, pantothenic acid, magnesium,
phosphorus, potassium, zinc, copper, manganese,
selenium, choline, lycopene and betaine.
According to the National Watermelon Promotion
Board, watermelon contains more lycopene than
any other fruit or vegetable.
One cup of diced watermelon contains
43 calories, 0 grams of fat, 2 grams of sodium,
11 grams of carbohydrate (including 9 grams of
sugar and 1 gram of fiber) and 1 gram of fiber.
One cup of watermelon will provide 17% of
vitamin A, 21% of vitamin C, 2% of iron and 1%
of calcium needs for the day.
Many studies have suggested that increasing
consumption of plant foods like watermelon
decreases the risk of obesity and overall mortality,
diabetes, heart disease and promotes a healthy
complexion and hair, increased energy, overall
lower weight.

Asthma prevention: The risks for developing
asthma are lower in people who consume a high
amount of certain nutrients. One of these
nutrients is vitamin C, found in many fruits and
vegetables including watermelon.

Blood pressure: A study published by the
American Journal of Hypertension found that
watermelon extract supplementation reduced
ankle blood pressure, brachial blood pressure and
carotid wave reflection in obese middle-aged
adults with pre-hypertension or stage 1
hypertension and that watermelon extract
improved arterial function.
Diets rich in lycopene may help protect against
heart disease.

Cancer: As an excellent source of the strong
antioxidant vitamin C as well as other
antioxidants, watermelon can help combat the
formation of free radicals known to cause cancer.
Lycopene intake has been linked with a decreased
risk of prostate cancer prevention in several
studies.
Digestion and regularity: Watermelon, because of
its water and fiber content, helps to prevent
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digestive tract.

Hydration: Made up of 92% water and full of
important electrolytes, watermelon is a great
snack to have on hand during the hot summer
months to prevent dehydration.

Inflammation: Choline is a very important and
versatile nutrient in watermelon that aids our
bodies in sleep, muscle movement, learning and
memory. Choline also helps to maintain the
structure of cellular membranes, aids in the
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Muscle soreness: Watermelon and watermelon
juice have been shown to reduce muscle soreness
and improve recovery time following exercise in
athletes. Researchers believe this is likely do to
the amino acid L-citrulline contained in
watermelon.

Skin: Watermelon is also great for your skin
because it contains vitamin A, a nutrient required
for sebum production that keeps hair moisturized.
Vitamin A is also necessary for the growth of all
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Adequate intake of vitamin C (one cup of
watermelon provides 21% of daily needs) is also
needed for the building and maintenance of
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hair. Watermelon also contributes to overall
hydration, which is vital for having healthy looking
skin and hair.

ladyF:
Lol they can't even wait for the seat to be vacant. This is a sly move. They dont want to be follow him like housefly follows shiit to his trial again?

Is dis ladyF or an impersonator?

ab1x:
How do you know that I can't? You don't even know me and you are concluding fast.

He didnt say u " can't".. He said u" wont "

oismail:
Tottenham is playing against man city and u expect me to read this long story? #kojo
I love soccer

Dont mind that ancient writer

ABUJA- SENATE President Bukola Saraki has denied reports that he was attacked Thursday when he went to pray as part of activities to mark this year’s Eid- El Kabir. A statement from his media office yesterday read: “The attention of the Media Office of the Senate President has been drawn to media reports that the Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki, was allegedly attacked at the Eid Prayer Ground during the prayers to mark the Eid- el-Kabir in Ilorin. “The Senate President arrived at the venue this morning without any incident, prayed with other Muslim faithful, including the Emir of Ilorin, His Royal Highness (HRH), Alhaji Ibrahim Sulu Gambari, Speaker of the Kwara State House of Assembly, Rt. Hon Ali Ahmad and a former Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Justice Alfa Belgore, among others. “Before the Senate President left the prayer ground, he spoke to reporters who had asked him about his message for Nigerians to mark the Eid- el-Kabir. “We want to say that nothing can be further from the truth as the Senate President was never attacked nor was there any attempt made on his life to warrant him being ‘whisked away’ as reported by a section of the media. “We however observe that there was a protest allegedly staged by local government employees over purported non-payment of salaries which hoodlums attempted to hijacked but this development was immediately curtailed by security agents. “Therefore, to say that the Senate President was attacked at the venue of the prayers is totally false and a figment of the imagination of those behind the story because the protest was never targeted at him, neither was any missile hurled at him. “The Kwara State Government has since issued a statement in which it stated that majority of the workers in the state have received their salaries and that those yet to receive theirs will do so on Monday as Thursday and Friday of this week are public holidays.”

On this historic day 28years ago,Gen Badamosi
Babangida created Akwa Ibom State out of Cross
River State along with Katsina State. That
heralded a new dawn for a people uniquely
positioned by God to set the pace.
This State has produced many exceptional
personalities in all spheres of endeavour who
have blazed the trail and set a standard for
others to follow. But for so many years,we were
deprived of our rights, relegated to the
background and despised by the committee of
States due to poor image portrayal and
representation. Nollywood even made matters
worse.
But the emergence of our last two
governors,Obong Victor Attah and Chief Godswill
Akpabio(especially),totally changed the face of
Akwa Ibom State and launched us into global
relevance. Now people all over the world reckon
with Akwa Ibom State,she has become a
destination of choice and has regained her
respect among the committee of States.
Today with millions of Akwa Ibomites globally i
raise to the faith that Akwa Ibom State is
destined to be great. Mme # Dakkada nda. I will
join thousands of Akwa Ibomites at the Godswill
Akpabio Stadium to celebrate the birth of my
state.
I'm proud to be an Akwa Ibomite. Happy Birthday
edima obio mmi,itong uwem usong fien ke nsisi
nsisi.
Long live Akwa Abasi Ibom State.
Long live Tabisegroup
Long live Nigeria

MISSNORA:
Not in the US.... They r hot cakes

U r dangerously gorgeous kesskiaa!!

What if your father and your mother aspires to become the next president of your COUNTRY. In the poll; your father had 99 vote, and your mother 99 vote. You alone remain to decide the winner with your one vote, who will you vote for?

gidola:
Space bookers don come o

she is space her self

The rise and fall of Bukola Saraki...... Saraki left the PDP for personal reasons...... not because he wanted CHANGE. This is evident in his behaviour since APC became victorious. APC trusted Saraki, jilted Belgore just to please Saraki. APC asked both Belgore and Lai Mohammed to relinquish the state leadership to Saraki. While Lai choicelessly agreed, Belgore left APC because 'I can never be in the same party with Saraki talk less of him leading me'..... Raji Fashola spoke and appealed to his bosom friend Belgore not to leave APC but the latter sought Fashola's understanding on the fact that Saraki is not a human being and that APC will regret having Saraki in its fold. APC openly celebrated Saraki. Saraki nominated every single political appointment in Kwara...... he took over the structure of the APC in Kwara. APC narrowly won Kwara with just over 100,000 votes above the PDP. Race for Senate Leadership began. This slot would have naturally gone to the SE had Ngige or other experienced APC senatorial candidate won, but APC NASS conflict's foundation was laid by the rejection of the party in the SE! Therefore, 3 major lucky contenders were jostling for the Senate President position...... Lawan from NE, Saraki and Akume from NC, all wanted to fill the vacuum created by the SE. Buhari and APC preferred Lawan from the NE instead of Tinubu's friend Akume and Atiku's choice Saraki. Tinubu being a smart man quickly asked his friend Akume to step down for the Party's and President's choice Lawan. Akume, another reasonable politician, agreed! Tinubu is not just a driver, he also know when to accelerate and when to march the brake!!!!!!! Atiku and Saraki kept on accelerating even when it was obvious that the duo have approached the zebra crossing!!!! A warrior that knows how to fight that does not know how to run when necessary will eventually perish in the battlefield! Saraki and his pushers became arrogant and resolute to disgrace the APC and the President .... All appeals by leaders of their party did not hold water. Saraki said he wanted due process...... therefore, the party organized a primary election to please him...... Saraki lost the election and instead of staying within his team and agreeing with the APC Senators' decision, he betrayed the APC and teamed up with the PDP to steal the hard earned victory of the APC through the back door. He wanted Senate President even if heavens will fall. He eventually stole it while 95% of his colleagues were away, he joined the PDP to ridicule CHANGE. He did not stop there, he made the PDP Deputy SP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What wickedness What a deadly traitor?? The party was battling with the humble pie and sought further reconciliation by asking Saraki to give other leadership positions left to its preferred choices, at least to calm nerves and save the party from national disgrace... but Saraki once again injured the party and announced his own preferred choices behaving like 'IGE ADUBI' who cares less whether or not his mother or father died on the day of his birth! The intention of Saraki became very clear to APC...... he wants APC to fail, be disgraced and destroyed...... he has gone back to his former husband... PDP. But the concern of Buhari is different from the APC's... Buhari wants to eradicate corruption but how can Kwara Corruption King lead from the senate Number one priority of Buhari administration has been ambushed by thieves from the NASS... Buhari, a soldier and a war-tested veteran will not give up the fight to eradicate corruption in Nigeria. His preference for Lawan has nothing to do with politics but with policies! Saraki obviously has constituted himself to be a clog in the wheels of CHANGE. He has become the arrow head of Business as Usual in a government of CHANGE! Therefore his book of remembrance was opened. His judgement became expedient... Since he wanted to be one of leaders in the government of Change, he must be thoroughly searched. Buhari the first leader has been searched. Osinbajo the second leader has been searched.... So why will Saraki the 'third' leader avoid search You cannot eat your cake and have it!!!!! For those who said why saraki? Saraki wants to be number three and therefore, his cupboards must be opened; we must know his condition and fitness... if he passed this current test, then CHANGE will admit him but if he fails......CHAN GE will purge him........ This is not a joke! CHANGE has come to Nigeria and he who must come to equity must come with clean hands! And that is what we mean by Common Sense Revolution! CREDIT: tabisegroup

tolusan:
I will never forget the Amazon,  Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh whose passion and selfless commitment to her job saved most of us today from what could have been a monumental tragedy in the annals of our history as a country. 

She put others first before herself, she didn't even plan to be a hero or matyr she was just doing her job in her small corner. 

By virtue of her training and fully appreciating the grave dangers of physical contact with aan Ebola-stricken patient, she went ahead to physically restrain the unfortunate Patrick Sawyer and in the process she paid the ultimate price. 

She lost her life so that Africa's largest population could save it's life and for this she would never be forgotten...

I created this topic without dedicating it to No Body.. But i must dedicate it to u TOLUSAN

I went to visit a friend in Aba. I decided to buy Eggroll as usual and this is wat I saw. Instead of an egg, they inserted GARDEN EGG. This is not the first time its happening to me. ABA PEOPLE, WHY!!!!

shaiba:
ME

No be lie.. I can see dat from ur dp

1. Jamaica can never forget = BOB
MARLEY

2. America can never forget = MICHEAL
JACKSON

3. South Africa can never forget =
MANDELA

4. Argentina can never forget =
MARADONA

5. England can never forget = QUEEN
ELIZABETH

6. Nigeria can never forget
who.......

kokoA:
when will they start going to interior villages that have not heard about Jesus ever?

The interior villages are waiting for u

Mznaett:
Smh for some people
Nditor eka mmi etongho esuk nsor..
Nsor ifonnor o

Imaima ufan mmi.. Abadie?

September 16, 2015 at 8:15 pm in vangard News
A mild drama occurred at the Akwa Ibom National Assembly Election Petition Tribunal on Wednesday in Abuja when one of the witnesses of former governor Godswill Akpabio, Mr. Stanley Annah from Ikot Ekpene dramatically pretended to be blind when given the card reader report to state the total number of accredited voters for Ikot Ekpene . Mr Annah who told the tribunal that elections held in all the polling units of the council suddenly pretended to be blind and mute when told to read out the total number of accredited voters for Ikot Ekpene on exhibit P19. “I can’t see anything, I can’t read,” he said. When asked if truly he is a graduate of agriculture as he claimed, he said yes but still can’t read the figures in the document. He also claimed he had no idea of the number of polling units in Ikot Ekpene. After minutes of vain attempt to evade the question, he reluctantly read out 22,761 as the total number of accredited voters for Ikot Ekpene. He had also earlier declared he can’t see nor read the total number of votes cast in the Local Government. Before exiting the witness box, counsel to the 1st Respondent, Offiong Offiong SAN, asked the court to protect witnesses from vigorous cross examination from the petitioners counsel, Chief Assam Assam SAN. Responding the tribunal chairman said while the court cannot force a witness to answer a question ,there are legally bound to answer questions posed to them at cross examination while the tribunal will take note of witnesses who claim in their statement on oath that they are graduates but pretend they can’t read when inside the witness box. Also testifying, Hon Uyoata Essien from Etim Ekpo said elections held in his area in a free and fair manner. He was given the card reader report of his unit which stood at 485 for polling unit Nkwot Ikot Eboh but when given the result sheet he signed as PDP agent, he admitted that though his signature is the one on the document, he can’t confirm if actually the 772 declared as total number of accredited voters was true or not.

MzRoyalHighness:
what of those that are using two numbers? :p

In that case u will consider the sum of d last 2digits of ur phone numbers, subtract d highest from the lowest, add 5 to both, find the square root of their common difference n finally calculate the LCM of both. There u are! Ur answer!