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kansolah1:
Lol 18

Mine is 21..are we not compatible.. Wat den r we waiting for?

MzRoyalHighness:
what of those that are using two numbers? :-p

In that case u will consider the sum of d last 2digits of ur phone numbers, subtract d highest from the lowest, add 5 to both, find the square root of their common difference n finally calculate the LCM of both. There u are! Ur answer!

If u were asked to get married @ d age of d last
2digits of ur phone number, @ wat age will it b
for u to get married?



This post must make fp, else i will probe: Lala, ishi, INTROV..


Abeg na joke o.. I wont probe Anyone

Here is an extraordinary letter written by a young nun, Sister Lucy Vertrusc, to her mother superior. Sister Vertrusc became pregnant after she was raped in 1995 during the war in the former Yugoslavia. The letter appeared in an Italian newspaper at the behest of her Mother Superior. “I am Lucy, one of the young nuns raped by the Serbian soldiers. I am writing to you, Mother, after what happened to my sisters Tatiana, Sandria, and me. Allow me not to go into the details of the act. There are some experiences in life so atrocious that you cannot tell them to anyone but God, in whose service I had consecrated my life nearly a year ago. My drama is not so much the humiliation that I suffered as a woman, not the incurable offense committed against my vocation as a religious, but the difficulty of having to incorporate into my faith an event that certainly forms part of the mysterious will of Him whom I have always considered my Divine Spouse. Only a few days before, I had read “Dialogues of Carmelites” and spontaneously I asked our Lord to grant me the grace of joining the ranks of those who died a martyr of Him. God took me at my word, but in such a horrid way! Now I find myself lost in the anguish of internal darkness. He has destroyed the plans of my life, which I considered definitive and uplifting for me, and He has set me all of a sudden in this design of His that I feel incapable of grasping. When I was a teenager, I wrote in my Diary: Nothing is mine, I belong to no one, and no one belongs to me. Someone, instead grabbed me one night, a night I wish never to remember, tore me off from myself, and tried to make me his own . . . It was already daytime when I awoke and my first thought was the agony of Christ in the Garden. Inside of me a terrible battle unleashed. I asked myself why God had permitted me to be rent, destroyed precisely in what had been the meaning of my life, but also I asked to what new vocation He was calling me. I strained to get up, and helped by Sister Josefina, I managed to straighten myself out. Then the sound of the bell of the Augustinian convent, which was right next to ours, reached my ears. It was time for nine o’clock matins. I made the sign of the cross and began reciting in my head the liturgical hymn. At this hour upon Golgotha’s heights,/ Christ, the true Pascal Lamb,/ paid the price of our salvation. What is my suffering, Mother, and the offense I received compared to the suffering and the offense of the One for whom I had a thousand times sworn to give my life. I spoke these words slowly, very slowly: May your will be done, above all now that 1 have no where to go and that I can only be sure of one thing: You are with me. Mother, I am writing not in search of consolation, but so that you can help me give thanks to God for having associated me with the thousands of my fellow compatriots whose honor has been violated, and who are compelled to accept a maternity not wanted. My humiliation is added to theirs, and since I have nothing else to offer in expiation for the sin committed by those unnamed violators and for the reconciliation of the two embittered peoples, I accept this dishonor that I suffered and I entrust it to the mercy of God. Do not be surprised, Mother, when I ask you to share with me my “thank you” that can seem absurd. In these last months I have been crying a sea of tears for my two brothers who were assassinated by the same aggressors who go around terrorizing our towns, and I was thinking that it was not possible for me to suffer anything worse, so far from my imagination had been what was about to take place. Every day hundreds of hungering creatures used to knock at the doors of our convent, shivering from the cold, with despair in their eyes. Some weeks ago, a young boy about eighteen years old said to me: How lucky you are to have chosen a refuge where no evil can reach you. The boy carried in his hands a rosary of praises for the Prophet. Then he added: You will never know what it means to be dishonored. I pondered his words at length and convinced myself that there had been a hidden element to the sufferings of my people that had escaped me as I was almost ashamed to be so excluded. Now I am one of them, one of the many unknown women of my people, whose bodies have been devastated and hearts seared. The Lord had admitted me into his mystery of shame. What is more, for me, a religious, He has accorded me the privilege of being acquainted with evil in the depths of its diabolical force. I know that from now on the words of encouragement and consolation that I can offer from my poor heart will be all the more credible, because my story is their story, and my resignation, sustained in faith, at least a reference, if not example for their moral and emotional responses. All it takes is a sign, a little voice, a fraternal gesture to set in motion the hopes of so many undiscovered creatures. God has chosen me-may He forgive my presumption-to guide the most humble of my people towards the dawn of redemption and freedom. They can no longer doubt the sincerity of my words, because I come, as they do, from the outskirts of revilement and profanation. I remember the time when I used to attend the university at Rome in order to get my masters in Literature, an ancient Slavic woman, the professor of Literature, used to recite to me these verses from the poet Alexej Mislovic: You must not die/because you have been chosen/ to be a part of the day. That night, in which I was terrorized by the Serbs for hours and hours, I repeated to myself these verses, which I felt as balm for my soul, nearly mad with despair. And now, with everything having passed and looking back, I get the impression of having been made to swallow a terrible pill. Everything has passed, Mother, but everything begins. In your telephone call, after your words of encouragement, for which I am grateful with all my life, you posed me a very direct question: What will you do with the life that has been forced into your womb? I heard your voice tremble as you asked me the question, a question I felt needed no immediate response; not because I had not yet considered the road I would have to follow, but so as not to disturb the plans you would eventually have to unveil before me. I had already decided. I will be a mother. The child will be mine and no one else’s. I know that I could entrust him to other people, but he-though I neither asked for him nor expected him-he has a right to my love as his mother. A plant should never be torn from its roots. The grain of wheat fallen in the furrow has to grow there, where the mysterious, though iniquitous sower threw it. I will fulfill my religious vocation in another way. I will ask nothing of my congregation, which has already given me everything. I am very grateful for the fraternal solidarity of the Sisters, who in these times have treated me with the utmost delicacy and kindness, especially for never having asked any uncareful questions. I will go with my child. I do not know where, but God, who broke all of a sudden my greatest joy, will indicate the path I must tread in order to do His will. I will be poor again, I will return to the old aprons and the wooden shoes that the women in the country use for working, and I will accompany my mother into the forest to collect the resin from the slits in the trees. Someone has to begin to break the chain of hatred that has always destroyed our countries. And so, I will teach my child only one thing: love. This child, born of violence, will be a witness along with me that the only greatness that gives honor to a human being is forgiveness.

ammyluv2002:
They should both grow up.

The man is 27. The woman is 24.. If She no declare age o

Wat is maturbation

Ex-Akwa Ibom commissioner says Akpabio rented
equipment shown at Uyo hospital
Thursday, 10 September 2015
FORMER Akwa Ibom State health commissioner
Dr Emem Bassey has dismissed suggestions that
the state has a modern functioning hospital
claiming that the facilities shown to the media by
ex-governor Godswill Akpabio were hired for the
day.
Governor Akpabio is currently receiving treatment
in a private London hospital after being involved
in a car accident in Abuja. However, his being
flown abroad has attracted a lot of criticism as
the governor was supposed to have built a world
class hospital in Uyo equipped with modern
medical facilities.
During the opening of the hospital, Governor
Akpabio said the idea behind it was to arrest
capital flight and prevent Nigerians going abroad
for medical treatment. Commonly referred to as
medical tourism, thousands of Nigeria's elite fly
to Europe, India and the Americas for medical
treatment, costing millions of dollars.
However, Dr Bassey said the hospital Governor
Akpabio built in Uyo was nowhere near ready and
the equipment paraded in television during its
commissioning was rented for the day. He added
that he does not know the whereabouts of the
over N101bn budgeted by the Akpabio-led
administration for the procurement of open-heart
surgery and other high-tech equipment for the
hospital.
Dr Bassey said the clarification became necessary
in view of the erroneous report being circulated by
some people meant to smear his reputation that
he was the one who advised the government
against buying equipment. Christened the 21st
Anniversary Hospital, the Uyo medical facility was
portrayed as one that would employ specialists in
several areas and offer treatment currently not
available in Nigeria.
“For the avoidance of doubt, that equipment that
was paraded on the day of the commissioning
was actually rented by the government that I was
a part of. However, whoever sponsored the
publication like I have read in some national
dailies that I was the sole person that advised my
former boss, His Excellency Chief Godswill
Akpabio from making the actual purchase of the
equipment, is a huge liar.
"I want you to hear me and hear me loud and
clear that at no point did I make such a
recommendation. The actual procurement for the
surgical equipment and other hospital deliverables
was meant to be handled directly by the ministry
of special duties, which was headed at that time
by my brother and colleague-in-service, Barrister
Emmanuel Enoidem," Dr Bassey added.
He conceded that he was part of the team that
went to Germany, Cuba, India and other countries
with the consultants drafted in by the government
to take stock of the latest equipment that would
be needed in the hospital. However, according to
Dr Bassey, in the wake of the electioneering,
Governor Akpabio ordered that they put the
preparation for the trip to procure the equipment
on hold.

Source: Nigerian Watch

BigBlackCock:
This land is not for sale. From here to:




































































































































































































































































here.

O boi u mad o...

chocolateme:
Very nice, I am still looking for Orange, watermelon, apple, pineapple etc. I saw orange juice with preservatives only.

The research is on going. Inputs n CHANGES are welcom

I ve always been trying to cook and eat in a "standard" way before i meet and subsequently get married. Below is a unique balance diet menu. It might help u too

Monday-
Breakfast: Toast/Oatmeal
Dinner: White rice w/beans , vegetable stew and
dodo
Tuesday-
Breakfast: French Toast; Syrup; Orange Juice;
Milk; Hot Tea
Dinner: Vegetable Yam porridge with fish
Wednesday-
Breakfast: Oatmeal; Toast, Margarine & Jelly;
Orange Juice; Milk; Hot Tea
Dinner: Fried rice with chicken and vegetables
Thursday-
Breakfast: Cereal with eggs & toast
Dinner: Ewa Agoyin with fish
Friday-
Breakfast: Plantain & Eggs
Dinner: Spaghetti Bolognese
Saturday-
Breakfast: Akara w/Ogi or Pancakes/French Toast
Lunch: Ofe Nsala (fresh fish soup) w/pounded
yam
Dinner: Jollof rice w/moimoi and assorted meat
Snack: African Salad/Ugba
Sunday-
Breakfast: Yam & Eggs
Lunch: Okro Soup w/pounded yam
Dinner: Peppered gizzard w/dodo
Snack: Pepper soup

I assume that no lunch is served during weekdays
you are either at school or work.

Abimloaded:
[b]Architecture! Architecture!! Architecture!!!

WHY ? Architecture is the best professional course you can ever study. Architects are the Second God because we create what we conceive !

WHICH COURSE IS LIKE UNTO THEE,
ARCHITECTURE? In school they see us
as the most hard working, simply because
ARCHITECTURE keeps us up most
nights. After school, while graduates of other professions
chase
after job vacancies, we tell Job Vacancies how much we
wish to be paid
if they want us to work for them, just because we are
ARCHITECTS. 1st
class? 2nd class? They are all brilliant. But an
ARCHITECT with a Pass
degree will keep you & your wife as staff in his office,
and on salary
- just because he is an ARCHITECTS. Even if we wish
not to work with
anybody, the jobs come right down to our door steps,
just because we
are ARCHITECTS. And while sitting at home, we make
an average of
100,000naira monthly because we are ARCHITECTS,
you think that's
simple? Then resign from your job and try sitting at
home for 4 days
if you ain't one; call me on phone when you've got
airtime. We can
even make an average of 30-40,000naira every 6days
by simply teaching
people softwares we know in ARCHITECTURE or being
involved in
architectural visualization, just because we are
ARCHITECTS. And for
simply scrambling a collection of lines on paper (which
70% of the
world's professors cannot interpret/read), we get paid;
just because
we are ARCHITECTS. We determine if your hometown/
village will find
development, just because we are ARCHITECTS. Those
skyscrapers and
famous buildings you have promised yourself to visit
before you die,
we built them, because we are ARCHITECTS. For
showing you what your
dream house will look like, we get paid even if you
eventually don't
afford to build it, simply because we are ARCHITECTS.
We do not need
CNN and the NTA Network News to tell people what we
do, every single
house we've designed does all the talking, because we are
ARCHITECTS.
The only profession where you work less (literally,
because you
dictate when to work) but earn more -
ARCHITECTURE. The only
profession that allows you to begin your day by 11am
every single day
but earn more than those who work 29hours (+5 ghost
hours) a day.

#TeamArchitecture
#TeamCreativity[/b]

Gospel according to Architecture

dharay99:

wah abt "when u are with ur ßabe &
she is always making & rcivin calls."


Arrrrrgggh....annoyinq shiiiii.!!!



★i hope she doesn't see ds★

Means She is more connected than u r

UrennaNkoli:
“Anyone who has lost something they thought was theirs forever. Finally, comes to realize that nothing really belongs to them. And if to nothing belongs to me there's no point wasting my time looking after things that aren't mine. It's best to live as if today were the first or last day of my life.”

~Paolo Coelho

Good quote dear

poiZon:
mkpo aya akap aba. mbok anie inie number buhari ke dis haus?

Se number Buhari mi 'o.. 0803545478891.

Kidnappers on Saturday abducted Ekpe Asuquo Ekpeyong, the elder brother to the past Director General, Department of State Services, Mr. Ita Ekpeyong. Ekpe was abducted at his Creek Town residence in Odukpani Local Government Area of Cross River State at about 4am by armed kidnappers who came in through the creeks of Calabar estuaries. A family source, George Okon, said the kidnappers passed through a canal leading to Ekpe’s residence and abducted him. He said Ekpe escaped being kidnapped in October 2013 when gunmen stormed the town to kidnap the father of the former deputy governor of the state, Mr. Effiok Cobham. The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mr. Hogan Bassey, who confirmed the abduction, said the kidnappers would soon be tracked. “We are investigating the matter. The kidnappers had invaded the house before but did not succeed. You know Creek Town is a very quiet place. We will soon get the kidnappers,” Bassey said.
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Men of the Department of the State Service have uncovered arms and ammunition from the Akwa Ibom State Government House in Uyo. It was learnt that the discovery was made during a surprise raid. The operation was jointly carried out by operatives from the SSS headquarters in Abuja and the state command, according to Premium Times. The SSS reportedly stormed the Hilltop Mansion based on security reports. After ransacking the entire residence of the governor, which is yet to be occupied by the serving Governor, Udom Emmanuel, the operatives moved to guest houses and the presidential lodge, said to be currently in use by ex-Governor Godswill Akpabio. Security sources said on Friday that the arms were found in one of the guest houses while searching for documents and Improvised Explosive Devices. When contacted, the state government declined to comment on the report. Meanwhile, Ekiti State Governor, Mr. Ayodele Fayose, has condemned the invasion of the Akwa Ibom Government House by the armed men of Department of State Services. Fayose said the manner the DSS ransacked, intimidated and harassed the occupants, claiming they were searching for bomb and documents, was “strange and anti-democracy.” The governor, however, accused the DSS of acting a sinister motive to run down the Peoples Democratic Party-controlled states, instead of going after the Independent National Electoral Commission suspected to have been involved in graft. He said, “Interestingly, the DSS under Alhaji Lawal Daura that has turned Akwa Ibom State and other states into centre of its draconian operations has not deemed it necessary to invite for questioning, the Yobe State Resident Electoral Commissioner, Mr. Abu Zarma, in whose bank account N15m alleged to be a bribe was found. “From the barbaric act of the DSS and other actions under Alhaji Lawal Daura in the last few weeks, one can conclude that Daura is taking Nigeria back to the 1984 era of Gen. Mohammadu Buhari and this is unfortunate. “No doubt, the DSS Director-General is acting out a sinister script of taking over the PDP-controlled states in the South-South and South East by whatever means. “Daura’s actions as the DG DSS are regrettable, unfortunate, condemnable and unacceptable because he has come to symbolise dictatorship, which democracy abhors.” Fayose, who addressed journalists on Friday in Ado-Ekiti through his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Mr. Lere Olayinka, urged President Muhammadu Buhari to call Daura to order or sack him if he was uncontrollable.” “As for me, I will continue to talk because Nigeria belongs to all of us. Nigeria is not a banana republic that can be ruled anyhow by anyone and Daura should know that this reign of brute force over constitutional democracy will fail.” Copyright PUNCH. All rights reserved. This material, and other digital content on this website, may not be reproduced, published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed in whole or in part without prior express written permission from PUNCH. Contact: editor@punchng.com

Cc: all the major n minor stakeholders in NL

lekjons:
R.I.P.

BeeBeeOoh:
What Shall It Profit Thee To Be A Leader But, Can't Lead By Example?? I thank God for his life though..





But, if he tries to go contrary to d rules again, his car will somersault, re-somersault, somersault again, re-somersault & somersault again..

Lol.. U need to "square root" ur grammar

LieDetector:
when hunger don wire you for 2 days, my bros you go reconsider

Dont mind him. He thinks starvation n fasting are the same

[quote author=Happiness87 post=37407660][/quote]Are u from Aks, Happiness

[quote author=Truluvguy post=37411323]ok we hear[/quote watsapp me on 08182236710

FreeGlobe:
what was his source of income before becoming governor?

Philanthropy n seed sowing

Ok

Chaiii

Wer did u wash it

.

Good

peterovanski:
Dear God,
I know everything that's happening in this world now is unbearable for you. I hereby beg you to extend your judgement day to 2045.

Yours sincerely
Your beloveth

.

Mcowubaba:
..Those guys wey dey use Igbo wake person up 4rm sleep
..Those girls wey different cars d drop dem 4 lodge, u go begin wonder weda na her papa get Innoson motors
..Those people wey no gree buy 11K generator, always calling me to ask me weda I on gen, say d wan charge phone or play Game
..Those people wey u no go just understand dia way/package, today dem go cari Bible, tmwr dem go cari weed, next tmwr u go see dem d drive Taxi inside Sch Or see dem selling in a shop ?
..Those people wey dey like 6-10 in a room (mostly guys ), I call it- On camp in Off Camp or hostel in lodge
I don taya