Nairaland General › Re: Whose Nairaland's I.D Do You See Most, On Almost Or Every Thread You Open? by TableLeg(m): 3:00pm On Jan 14, 2013*. Modified: 3:36pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
SpicyMimi: lmafaooooooo! See this jobless animal ooo! U sef wan find job for pple? anyway the number of my posts and urs shud determine the jobless one btwn u and masef! Imagine this jobless fool o! I registered in d month of oct'12 and got just 300 nd sumfn posts, he registered NOV and got thousands of posts, nd dis crazy fool stil got d guts to call someone else jobless Lmfaoooo! Nothn we no go see for Nairaland! For ur info, we are employers we dont get employed so incase u need a serious and a well paid job..pm me! Stup.id azz! Btw thank me later. Your father is a jobless animal, your brother a jobless vagabond ... You silly product of a cross breed between a troglodyte and a meerkat... Flipping come all up in here and run your raggedy mouth, fu.c.k you and your entire lineage, bloody oxymoron! Screw yourself up your pus filled butt crack ... fu.cktard! U want it right? Razor mouth, bring it on .... Employers indeed, you low life abject poverty battered beeyoootch! Thank your stars you caught me on a good day, it could have been hell on earth for you .... Tossspot, rot in the pits of hell! |
Family › Re: When Will You Allow Your Daughter To Use Make-up? by TableLeg(m): 2:57pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
I dont fu.c.k with make-up or any associated stuff! |
Nairaland General › Re: Whose Nairaland's I.D Do You See Most, On Almost Or Every Thread You Open? by TableLeg(m): 1:26pm On Jan 14, 2013*. Modified: 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
SpicyMimi: huh? you should direct that question to ur sef u know.... If you havnt got a job, send me your CV ... Setting up dumb and daft threads all over the forum wont help! |
Romance › Re: Why Wont She Pick My Calls ? by TableLeg(m): 11:48am On Jan 14, 2013*. Modified: 1:25pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
[quote author=Le-African]ur father na im be ode, mumu[/quote]You are a bastard... Fu.c.king disrespectful piece of sh.i.t Keep at it, it is now conclusive, you are a certified nuisance.. One who needs to be slapped round the neck with planks! Son of a troglodyte |
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Romance › Re: Why Wont She Pick My Calls ? by TableLeg(m): 1:23am On Jan 14, 2013 |
[quote author=Le-African]i met a girl recently and collected her number we have chatted just once but since then she has refused to pick my calls i have called at all times of the day and she just doesnt pick, she really seemed as if she was digging me when we first met ladies i need ur advise[/quote]Stop calling her and dont be a nuisance .... ode! |
Nairaland General › Re: Whose Nairaland's I.D Do You See Most, On Almost Or Every Thread You Open? by TableLeg(m): 1:20am On Jan 14, 2013 |
SpicyMimi: For me... MYND44 Idowuogbo  ItsModella ~Vicky~ Ileke Idi Red Mosquito Ghettodreamz Annawhite Table leg CrazyMan D.ope Jemi  K2039 190-all the 190s Richfella Chronique
Am gonna add more. BRB By the way, Onila is the only person who enjoys creating threads but hates to comment on other people's threads. just for fun.... What the hell is my ID doing up there? For fu.c.k sake i only have 1200odd posts! Are you cray? |
Romance › Re: Please Help My Virgin Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me.. by TableLeg(m): 1:03am On Jan 14, 2013 |
ndala: UNEDITED: I am in a relationship 4yrs on. My girl has cheated on me more than once before she told me about it, promising not to repeat it again. I love her so much desiring to settle down with her, this i told her many times. I assisted her through school inspite of the fact she doesn't allow me touch her as much i wanted to, claiming it's a sin. Now, she went serving last year in the north, initially everything was fine, later on she started misbehaving. One night in july last year i called her and she told me she needed some sleep, only for her to drop the phone without ending the call, something in me told me not to end the call. Afterlike 5mins, i heard funny sounds and listened the more and it turned out that a guy was b á nging her seriously all through the night, i even rec ó rded it to make sure i wasn't dreaming. I later confronted her, but she denied it. When she came back from service in October, she finally told me it was true what i heard the other night, that a fellow corper actually sl é pt with herthat night. It really broke my heart as i really loved her and she has cheated many times beforeand she starves me of s é x, saying it's a sin. Now, she says she has changed and won't do it again. I need some candid advice, will such a woman make a good wife cos am planning on settling down with her this year. Would she do it again if given the opportunity?? pls i need urgent response. thanks.  How old are you? You mean you listened all night while another vagabond was smashing your gf's fanny? You are finished .... #DUNCE |
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by TableLeg(m): 12:50am On Jan 14, 2013 |
ibiso1986: Have u ever wondered why very pretty and flashy girls go for bad guys that treat them like shit. Have u ever wondered why guys that are so nice and gentle don't always get the pretty girls.... Its just easy, pretty girls are attracted to a guys that don't worship them, guys that challenge them, guys that play hard to get, guys that are confident and with a sense of humour, guys that are mysterious, etc.. Thus the bad guys exhibits all this features.. So wats ur comment on it cos most men don't know Fu.c.king nonsense! Get lost NOW!!!!!! |
Science/Technology › Re: Would You Pay $100 To Message Mark Zuckerberg? by TableLeg(m): 12:15am On Jan 14, 2013 |
NAH! |
Food › Re: The Most Sadistic Dishes From Around The World. by TableLeg(m): 11:51pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
[quote author=raynold17 ]Blood of Jesus number 3 and 1 are horrible lord have mercy..[/quote]Foool... Must you idi.o.ts shout blood of jesus on everything?! ODE |
Celebrities › Re: It's Don Jazzy Again,Sort Out Differences with Princewill Ojukwu--Pix by TableLeg(m): 8:57pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
Who the hell is princewill ojukwu? |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Drove Car Without Petrol From Ore - Lagos by TableLeg(m): 8:28pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
13volts: Maybe the fuel gauge is faulty. If miracle is that cheap let him drive a car Without engine.
Gullible masses, no wonder they say RELIGION IS THE HIGHEST SELLING COMMODITY IN AFRICA. GBAM!!!!!! |
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Christianity Etc › Re: 25 Good Things Your Nigerian Church Can Do For You by TableLeg(m): 5:48pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Czech Presidential Candidate Has A Full-face Tattoo by TableLeg(m): 12:53pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
991: gradually Satanist are taking over the earth!! in the entertainment industry they say "thank you LORD" Shut UP! ..... Not every absurd or weird sh.i.t in the world is about satanists or the illuminatis ... OLODO! |
Family › Re: Who Really Owns A Man, His Mother Or Wife? by TableLeg(m): 12:51pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]The man owns himself and should be rational and impartial in words and thoughts. The two relationships are also separate and can never be mixed or mistaken.[/quote]Peach |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Czech Presidential Candidate Has A Full-face Tattoo by TableLeg(m): 11:50am On Jan 13, 2013 |
smh |
Romance › Re: Importance Of Body Beauty In Choosing A Partner by TableLeg(m): 11:42am On Jan 13, 2013 |
[quote author=tpia@]anything is only as important as the man decides it is, or wants it to be. not every man marries his dream female figure and some will still be good husbands and fathers nonetheless. whereas others will marry their miss universe and still keep searching for their ideal stature, with other women. its up to the man how much priority he wants to place on any attribute.[/quote]  |
Romance › Re: I’ll Have What He/she’s Having! by TableLeg(m): 10:36am On Jan 13, 2013 |
[quote author=tpia@]it has to do with issues of self esteem and upbringing.[/quote]What do you know about self esteem and upbringing mummy tpia? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Okotie Has No Plans To Re-marry by TableLeg(m): 10:34am On Jan 13, 2013 |
Who cares!!!! |
Family › Re: 20-Year-old Lady Stuck In Toddler's Body by TableLeg(m): 8:58pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Beretta92: Na wa oh! Does this mean she can live for centuries since she isn't aging? DAFT! |
Islam › Re: Imo Traditional Ruler Converts To Islam by TableLeg(m): 8:57pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Kamsy10: RUBBISHH. THIS IS WHAT WE GET BY HAVING CONFUSED PEOPLE AS OUR LEADERS. SMH  |
Politics › Re: Pictures From Funeral Service Of Gen. Owoye by TableLeg(m): 1:39am On Jan 12, 2013 |
chingyjant: See dead Uduaghan....o .That guy like party rice,Fireing of Widow and to post snap picture.Those are his hubbies.No wonder he had to travel to US just to snap with Arnold Schwarzenegger.Shameless Governor  |
Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson To Receive $500M If There's A Divorce by TableLeg(m): 12:25am On Jan 12, 2013 |
Good piece of business .... |
Culture › Re: Africa's Last Absolute Monarch by TableLeg(m): 11:06pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Mswati omo ale .... God punish you! |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Police Show Of Shame by TableLeg(m): 11:01pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Embarrassing .... Absolutely embarrassing! |
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Workmate? by TableLeg(m): 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I can and have bang.ed workmates but date ... NAH! I have ban.ged dem everywhere i have worked .... Very impressive strike rate ... |
Romance › Re: Giving Your Partner A Spare Key: Is It Right? by TableLeg(m): 10:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Yeh sure why not but we have to be engaged or have been together for more than 1yr! |