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Crime › Re: Mobile Police Officers Protest In Maiduguri Over Non-Payment Of Allowance (Pic) by Taich(m): 3:16pm On Jul 02, 2018

These are miscreants, bent on tarnishing the good image of the president. They must be dealt with. Soldiers use grenade on them. They are enemies of the state.

Literature › Re: Jack And The Residents Of No. 7 Cole Street (A Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by Taich(m): 8:26am On Jun 30, 2018

kayo80:
Chapter 13

It was some sort of punk rock themed party. Even though Jack wasn’t really into that kind of music, it was still a relief from hearing the same type of monotonous Nigerian party music at every Nigerian party or club. The party had extended outside the glass house residence, and Damilola greeted a few people before they made their way into the house. As they stepped into the crowded living room, a tall athletic guy appeared from nowhere and blocked them off. He had a mean look on his face for a few seconds, before cracking a smile and putting his arm around Damilola’s waist. She leaned in and kissed him, letting go of Jack’s hand in the process. When they pulled away, the guy looked at Jack with questioning eyes. Damilola whispered something in his ear, and he stretched his hand at Jack in greeting. After the two guys shook hands, Damilola told Jack to take a seat before walking off with her friend.

Jack squeezed through people to get to an empty couch. After a few minutes of sitting restless Damilola appeared with two bottles of beer in her hand and sat next to him. She leaned in and whispered in his ear, “Just say you would sleep with me and we will leave here right now.” He pulled back and shook his head at her; both in disgust and as an answer to her question. She smiled and got off the couch; with her eyes staring at him seductively, she walked backwards, till she got swallowed by the crowd.

……….

He sat there, drinking his beer and watching people dance till he started feeling seriously claustrophobic and decided to go out for some fresh air. He walked round the house, admiring the architecture, and landscaping in front. At the backyard was a small sized swimming pool with too many people swimming in it. There was another DJ at the back, and he played slow music at a low volume. Dark corners had boys and girls smooching.

Jack stood around for a while till he felt the need to pee. He took the last gulp of the beer, dropped the bottle by the wall and found his way back into the house through the backdoor kitchen entrance. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking all over for you.” Damilola said as she walked in to the kitchen from the other end. She walked over to him and pushed him back out the door with fear in her eyes.
“What happened? Did he try to force you?”
“Please, you need to get out of here.”
“What? What’s going on?”
“I made a mistake asking you to come here.” She said as she pulled him towards the side of the house.
“Stop!” He said and pulled her back. “You have to tell me what’s going on.”
“He is high and very pissed right now.”
“And?”
“He thinks…” She was saying, and then looked behind him and cursed under her breath, “Oh shit!”
Jack turned around fast enough to see the guy approaching him, but he wasn’t fast enough to stop the punch that hit him in the abdomen. With his hands holding his belly, he bent forward, and then sat on the floor in pain. Damilola’s friend was hyperventilating as he looked at Jack on the floor. He wanted to hit him some more, but could see Jack was in enough pain already. Damilola went straight at him, shouting, “Why did you do that? Why? I told you he was just my friend.”
Jack sat there, still in pain, watching everybody gather around, and wondering why he agreed to follow her to the party in the first place. He was angry and wanted to retaliate, but he was also in so much pain. It was like his internal organs had been shifted out of place. “I’m so sorry,” Damilola said as she squatted by his side. “I’m so sorry. He gets like that when he takes crack.” She left his side again and went off to the guy, screaming and pushing him. Jack just sat there, waiting…waiting for the slap he felt would soon hit Damilola in the face, and then something weird happened. The guy started crying. Damilola took him in her hands, cuddling his head. She held him by the hand and led him back into the house. When all eyes fell on him, he pulled himself up and walked around the house. He looked back at the entrance one last time before saying to himself, “she’ll be okay,” and then walking out the gate.

I am just reading this today. I love your style of writing, keep the good work up.

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Sports › Re: Maradona Stripped Off FIFA Ambassadorship by Taich(m): 9:52am On Jun 28, 2018

That's some good money. I love Oyibo law, misbehave and hit your pocket Shikina.

Politics › Re: We Won’t Tolerate Cattle Ranches In Southwest, Says Afenifere by Taich(m): 9:13am On Jun 27, 2018

R for Ranch

Politics › Re: IGP Idris & Dambazau Arrive Plateau Over Killings (Photos) by Taich(m): 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2018

Hope they are coming to raise the dead. huh

Politics › Re: JOHESU Strike: Saraki’s Intervention Made The Difference – JOHESU by Taich(m): 11:58am On Jun 01, 2018

OEPHIUS:
The proverbial light at the end of the tunnel was reached by Nigerians and all stakeholders of the Health Sector on Thursday as the Joint Health Sector Union (JOHESU) called off it’s 6 weeks strike action following the well thought intervention of Senate President, Bukola Saraki after a series of meetings with the leadership of the Joint Health Sector Union.
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http://thepunditng.com/johesu-strike-sarakis-intervention-made-the-difference-johese/
Seriously I don't care if you guys goes back to strike. I hope and pray that the Labour Minister has balls to implement NO WORK NO PAY POLICY. You guys are no less than boko haram or killer herdsmen. Imagine the people that are dead because of your strike. I wish you guys long life without pay. There was really a country.

Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Kwakpovwe, Church Ordered To Pay N9m To Member Who Lost 7 Teeth At Crusade by Taich(m): 9:46am On May 27, 2018

decatalyst:
ah! Seven teeth bawo

Is the crusade a boxing competition?

NOTE: comment made to create humour. I hope una go stop mentioning me

You don't need to explain yourself, I like your style.

Career › Re: How Do You Tackle A Female Colleague At Work Who's Trying To Control You? by Taich(m): 5:51am On Apr 28, 2018

CorGier:
Stop fighting her perceived superiority over you, it's pointless and you would loose. You need people like her on your side as an ally (like you rightly said she's your Boss's eyes and ears) so get her close, once in a while engage her in small talk, hangout for drinks on off days and stuffs like that - just play it cool and act like you "get". This way you're giving up control but you dictate the relationship dynamics and hey you get to rid yourself of all that bad energy.

It's all just petty office politics - let go of that ego.

Wisdom is all I see. Thumps up.

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Career › Re: Should I Dump My Bsc Degree To Be A Mechanic Apprentice? by Taich(m): 8:18am On Apr 15, 2018

[quote author=ewa20buredi100 post=66716263]Hi,
I need your advice or counsel on this issue that has been giving me sleepless night.
I am sharing this on nairaland because i feel there are men and women of mature minds and who have lots of experiences on here from diverse walks of life who can be of help.

I have been unemployed for almost 10months now, though before now i worked as a Chemistry teacher for some years until tragedy struck early last year(lost a very vital person in my life). I had to quit the teaching job (because the incident happened at the time where the senior students were preparing for their WASSCE) and as the first born i had funeral rites to perform.
After the burial things weren't too pleasant with me, so i had to re-locate from Lagos to Benin (to stay with an Uncle). My plan was that after everything i would go for any professional course or do one of these HSE courses to boost my chances of getting a job, but due to re-location and financial constraint i had to think of something else.

It happens that where i am currently staying in Benin; along Benin-Agbor road, close to NNPC depot before Benin-Agbor by-pass; has this influx of trailers and heavy duty trucks transporting goods and PMS/diesel/coaltar to and from other states.
Hence the availability of lots of truck's spare-parts markets in the area as well truck mechanics with shops everywhere dealing in repairs of different types of truck (Scania, MACK, M.A.N diesel, etc).

Being that i have been idle for a while now, a thought just came to me that instead of staying idle why not apply to be a Diesel Injector engine mechanic apprentice.

Please do both. You will not regret it.

Sports › Re: Nigeria's Opponent, Iceland, Opt Out Of FIFA World Cup In Russia by Taich(m): 9:06am On Mar 30, 2018

I hope England will boycott the world cup too. Why Iceland and not England. Why huh

Politics › Re: With 2019 In Sight, I And President Buhari Are On Rescue Mission - Tinubu Says by Taich(m): 8:56am On Mar 30, 2018

"We as a party, as your government, must show the difference between us and the government and the party that impoverished our nation. Let me give you an example, in 2014 when oil was between $100 and $114 a barrel, the actual releases for capital expenditure to the three major Ministries of Power, Works and Housing – then they were three separate ministries – in total, was N99 billion. Transportation got N14 billion and agriculture N15 billion."

Please also tell us the exchange rate then. These guys actually believe themselves when lying.

Business › Re: PHOTOS: Abuja Residents Protest Demolition Of Gosa Market by Taich(m): 7:23am On Mar 25, 2018

Business › Re: PHOTOS: Abuja Residents Protest Demolition Of Gosa Market by Taich(m): 7:23am On Mar 25, 2018

Gosa market, the best kitchen hack I learnt when I was in Abuja.

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Politics › Re: 7.4m Pupils Are Benefiting From Our School Feeding Programme – Yemi Osinbajo by Taich(m): 10:44pm On Mar 24, 2018

datola:
we have some good work in this regard; it is currently operating in 22 states in Nigeria with 7, 487, 441 pupils as beneficiaries. We must appreciate the micro-economic effect of this; it has engaged 75, 330 cooks; over 8000 persons are employed in the value chain– that helps in fighting poverty,’’ he said.

What we need to do is verify these facts before we start abusing like barbarians 'upandown'.

If you want verification you can do that from the figures supplied. Numbers don't lie. 7.4 million in 22 states?
We have 36 states plus Fct. We have a population of 200 million. From what Oga is saying, by the time you collate the number for the remaining states, you will have Nigerian pupils in government schools to be around 30m.
When you add private schools the their population will be around 60m which is over 25 % of our population.
Our demography does not support that.
The Data is either false or doctored.

Business › Re: Alcohol Consumers, Smokers To Pay More As Federal Govt Raises Excise Duty by Taich(m): 10:50am On Mar 12, 2018

montero4Dladies:
If you don't want the FG to exploit you via this medium then stop smoking n drinking alcohol and start obeying God's precept n laws..

Please I am yet to see what is wrong in drinking responsibly in the holy book. please enlighten me.

Business › Re: Alcohol Consumers, Smokers To Pay More As Federal Govt Raises Excise Duty by Taich(m): 10:47am On Mar 12, 2018

The way our leaders quote other countries when trying to justify taxation, fuel they will tell you we pay least price in Africa but forgetting the amount of fuel we waste on traffic. Now alcohol, if they like, let the price be jacked up to 50 Naira per Cl, Nigerian Breweries will always be declaring profit.

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Health › Re: Losing Weight Fast Without Trying-here Are 6 Weird Reasons You Are Losing Weigh! by Taich(m): 8:40pm On Jan 29, 2018

kindklemz:
You can contact me easily on
Clemsy4@gmail.com

Thanks. I already sent you a mail.

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Health › Re: Losing Weight Fast Without Trying-here Are 6 Weird Reasons You Are Losing Weigh! by Taich(m): 9:16am On Jan 28, 2018

kindklemz:
Why am I losing weight so fast without trying? As far as I know, I am eating well and I am not trying to lose weight but I have been noticing a sharp fall in my weight. Each day that comes I see myself losing more and more weight without ever trying to.

The above description fits your situation as everyone around you is beginning to voice out how much weight you have been shedding recently, some might even comment how effective the weight loss pills you are taking is. But unknown to many, your losing weight is not as a result of conscientious efforts from your part.

While many people are spending lots of resources just to get rid of the extra pounds hanging around their waistline, others are seriously lamenting how much weight they have shed within a defined period of time without trying to, a case of different strokes for different folks.

Generally, Doctors agree that shedding some few pounds once in a while might not really be something to be worried about as it could be a direct or indirect result of minor psychological or other changes within or outside the body.

Like I have mentioned earlier, other people would give anything to shed some extra fat off their bodies as evident in how huge the weight loss industry is but when one began to notice a sharp fall in one’s weight without trying, and without a change in your diet and activity, it becomes a cause to worry and you should consider seeing a Doctor especially if you lost about 5% of your weight without trying within 6-12 months period, so says Ann Rentoumis Cappola,MD,SCM, an endocrinologist and professor of Medicine at the University of Pennsylvania.

Experts agree it is normal to shed some few pounds after some unfavorable factors like a change of jobs, bereavement, change of environment like moving into a new home because of the stress that comes from moving things and maybe change of weather.

More...
Source:https://greenworldfriends.com/why-am-i-losing-weight-so-fast-6-weird-reasons-why-you-are-losing-weight-fast

Please I need to speak with you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Invitation by Taich(m): 2:13pm On Jan 26, 2018

damtan:
I have some dragnet logical questions and answers. I'll try to collate the mails together and send it to u guys.

Good afternoon, please kindly send them to taichuzy@gmail.com.
Thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Invitation by Taich(m): 2:12pm On Jan 26, 2018

damtan:
I have some dragnet logical questions and answers. I'll try to collate the mails together and send it to u guys.

Good afternoon, please kindly send them to taichuzy@gmail.com.

Business › Re: Start Your Own Boxers Business With N5, 000 by Taich(m): 5:02am On Jan 22, 2018

Op is this offer is still available? taichuzy@gmail.com

Romance › Re: Man Boasts Of Sleeping With His Ex In His Car; The Lady's Husband Responds by Taich(m): 7:58pm On Jan 05, 2018

ebujany:
Egbon but why did you marry a Nymphomania? any woman you f*ck in a car is a Nymphomania/cheer full giver...why can't she wait till you guys get home?

And the guy that did it in his car nko?

Business › Re: 100% Free Affiliate Marketing Question And Answer Session With Video Proof by Taich(m): 10:53pm On Jan 03, 2018

importexpert:
your affiliate marketing related questions are highly welcome

I have tried to learn some things here through ebook purchase, though not from you, and the book was lacking in what the seller was preaching.
Please settle your clients, they not happy with you from their comments, instead of defending yourself, I suggest you help them stand as affiliate marketers and not giving them half baked information.

Business › Re: Why Most Uneducated People Are More Successful In Business - Johnspeak Uwangue by Taich(m): 6:29pm On Dec 18, 2017

[quote author=JohnspeakU post=63360367]Why Most Uneducated People Are More Successful in Business

By Johnspeak Uwangue (Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach)

Succeed You Must.

©Johnspeak Uwangue
Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach [/quote

By the reactions your topic is generating, I can infer that the message has been passed. Though I may not agree with you 100%, you made some very good points.

Politics › Re: Breaking: IGP Bows #endsars, Orders Immediate Re-organization Of SARS by Taich(m): 6:47pm On Dec 04, 2017

That was how one of the Sars guy wanted to fall my hand but God no gree. We were three in the vehicle and we got to check point, the other officer said I should go then this stern looking young chap shouted don't move, stop, park, inner light. Then I knew I have to turn up my highest diplomatic psychic,.
Me: Good evening officer,
Sars: come down he ordered with his gun pointing at me, I came down, what is inside your booth he inquired, I said nothing, open it he ordered again, I opened it . Nothing of interest was inside, he proceeded to search the whole vehicle while I didn't miss any chance to address him as Sir, ok Sir, thank u sir etc. After about 5mins he said we can go.
If you meet those guys please be careful or else we may see your corpse on front page as one of the criminals terrorising the whole of the country.

Politics › Re: We Are Not The Worst Police Force In The World -nigerian Police Reacts To Report by Taich(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2017

Well, we all know that they are more than 79% rogues in NPF. God bless the few good eggs.

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Sports › Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Taich(m): 9:45pm On Nov 04, 2017

cheapgoals:
7. Phil Stamp

With a round body shape and a face only a mother could love, Phil put his “Stamp” on various games by watching the rustiest man on the pitch. Shockingly smearing down would just explain one of his issues

Guy please stop it. How can u describe someone as having a face only a mother can love. Men ur bad writer. Keep it up, I don laff belle full

Computers › Re: Artificial Intelligence Innovations Have An Inevitable Effect On Human Emotions by Taich(m): 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2017

This is the next thing to happen to us. It is scary but as always will brace up and adapt to this change. The world is getting more interesting.

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps 2 Children In Ogun And Hides Them In Ibadan Hotel (Photos) by Taich(m): 10:03am On Sep 29, 2017

Neduzze5:
Please you guys should help me out ooo...

I need the name of 6 countries

Their names should start from;

A -

F -

O -

N -

J -

A -

Thank you please. It's a take home assignment and very important.

You are blessed with a very creative mind. Pleas channel it to a good use and the sky will be your starting point. Do have a on nice day.

Politics › Re: Atiku: Igbos Rebuilt Their Region After The War But North Still Has Mud Houses by Taich(m): 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2017

On restructuring,
This just another APC gimmick to keep the masses busy instead of asking for their electioneering promises.
The APC southwest are seeing restructuring as a way of getting even with their northern(CPC) brothers. Those championing the call for restructuring are those who are feeling relegated in APC scheme of things e.g Bola Tinubu, Atiku Abubakar. while those opposing it are the core CPC members.
so therefore,
Restructuring is a fight for the spoils of 2015 election, if not, why will such an important national issue such as this be handled by a political party? APC please we know you guys have failed, Thank you for coming, Apc please take a bow and go.

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