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Very sad they will never call for a press conference to address the state of the nation. Instead will wait to hit back at any criticism. Are they blind to the fact that common egg sold for 300 naira is now 2400naira per crate?. Common kerosine sold for 50naira per liter is now 600naira and they pretend all is well. Wicked demons in power. Please God, you allow a government and you can also remove, act according to your will.

treesun:
This is the same mofo Youths are queueing up to vote as their next President,. a man that just open his buccal cavity without thinking of what comes out! Those projecting him see him as cash cow to eat out of the cake!

Hahahaha this man wetin I dey talk? The youths are not queuing up because they want to vote. They are queuing up because they are jobless and they need money to survive.

Say something else, leave ww3. In war both sides often suffer losses. So sinking your warship is expected.

Some women are Evil. She lives with the man for 8 years, have 3 abortions and others not declared, postponed wedding 4 times. If what this man is saying is true she might remain single for the rest of her life. The man has save his life for letting her go. Whoever marry this woman Las Las will suffer like the sole of a shoe.

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/fg-to-unveil-those-behind-abuja-kaduna-train-attack-gen-magashi/

All these attacks is the results of 23 years of misrule. Instead of politicians empowering and engaging the youths meaningfully, they rather hired them as thugs. After elections these youths are abandoned to fend for themselves. Lastly they turned to Bandits, terrorists and unknown gunmen. Now youths in every section of the country are struggling to acquire Arms to survive, make money and be relevant. Sadly if nothing is done about the ongoing trend, in two years the Somalia experience will set in and the Elites will be most affected

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

Why is it that when I make comments you people will delete it. I am seriously discourage in this forum.

Help2020:
See mumu. Aside your friend how many other one you know when scatter? Mumu
I'm not a Jehovah's witness member o

Some people here are talking like runaway soldiers.

kennethfranc:
Make I hear.... some of their men are very toxic and dangerous when they are not with their suit, bag and umbrella. I had one as a neighbor yrs back, his wife avoids anything that might stir up argument cuz it always ends with a slap. But once they step out for outreach they become an enviable couple.

Bad Belle, African so-called Christians always hating each other.

Nova1988:
like if you think bobrisky is a fool and should be dealt with.

Bobrisky is still a man. Only crossdress for his show and making money from there.

AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.

Just little time you will start crushing on the Pope. Fiction.com

bigcee:
Abeg, let me enjoy my Bat meat in peace

Is this not the same Bat that brought Ebola virus? This guys need to be careful.

prince4pro2:
Chai Putin it shall never end well with u

But why is Putin killing civilians? The blood of the innocent will hunt him and the Russian Orthodox Church. God will force them to recognize him and pay for this heinous crime.

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/what-sheikh-gumi-and-i-saw-in-forests-controlled-by-bandits-prof-yusuf/

When this issue of Boko Haram and bandits was not as bad as it is now, we warned that military sophistication will not help to defeat this criminals. The FG dismissed our ideas with dispatch. The solution is idealogical warfare and not military power. Politicians should stop recruiting thugs, arm them, used them and dump them. Overtime Politicians breeds these criminals and the results is what we are seeing.

Kwanza:
https://fij.ng/article/exclusive-one-got-over-n67m-how-niger-govt-secretly-paid-ransoms-to-3-bandit-groups/

They end up empowering the bandits. With this they can now buy more guns. Too bad.

Oluomofx:
Dear nairalanders, I lost my mum recently due to illness, will you advise your 83years old father to remarry a 60yrs old woman to keep body and soul due to loneliness.

If he is still strong why not. That can even add more years to him.

Racoon:
I repeat:

Please God, may these men die in the hands of the terrorists.

Zonefree:
Kaduna is one of the Kardashians during General elections, bah

These boys are likely those used during elections by politicians and later dumped to face life. The so-called Elites refuse to send them to school or even to empower them. Now that the present economic situation is biting hard, banditry seems the easy way out. For a fact these boys has overgrown their initial sponsors, this explains why there are many splinter groups causing same dastardly acts here and there. Government should be sincere enough else these groups will keep multiplying.

Mofun:
This man seems prudent and up to something unique. Let's see, hoping he stays truly unique till the end.

At this initial time he looks unique. Now onward, we live to see what he may change to when criminal stake holders within the party start mounting pressure on him.

Biafran4life:
Very good move

Apart from Oil and gas what is Russia's economic mainstay. What if Europe abandon Russia's Oil and gas? I see Russian economy crumbling in a year time.

Bodmum:
I'm dead, what's next?

All through the entire Bible there's no record of God's worshippers celebrating birthdays. All birthdays on record were celebrated by PAGANS during which terrible things happened. Why do Christians celebrate birthdays? Any example Christians are following? Refrain from birthdays if you can.

chukwuibuipob:

Please can someone help? Often when I make comments then come back to the thread again I won't see the comments anymore. Is there anything I am not doing right?

All through the entire Bible there's no record of God's worshippers celebrating birthdays. All birthdays on record were celebrated by PAGANS during which terrible things happened. Why do Christians celebrate birthdays? Any example Christians are following? Refrain from birthdays if you can

Dmitry Peskov, you are mad, sily and stupid for mentioning nuclear weapons.

Political Clerics with political prayers to mine cash. Small time they will request politicians to pay them in crypto. End time Clerics.

maximunimpact:


If this will end news like:

BREAKKNG: 12 Senators, 33 Reps defects from APC to PDP

It makes no sense to wake-up to such nonsense

If there's a suit constituted against them the results will be the same.

[quote author=kaylardz post=111249297]I'm not in support of political prostitution, but any political office holder dat is no longer interested in his party should be allowed to leave honorably . Sacking Dem by court will onlyresults to gross anti party conduct by politicians, who are fed up with their party, but afraid to decamp bcs of court cases."Fed up with their party" How can you get fed up with what you believe in". Politicians just jumping from one party to another without considering those that voted them in.

oshozondii:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/sack-of-20-criver-lawmakers-were-already-shopping-for-their-replacement-%e2%80%95-pdp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Politicians without idealogy, always running aimlessly to where there's crowd. Running after stomach infrastructure, no policy direction. Stupidity is when a politician thinks there should be no opposition in a democratic dispensation.

Competence5050:
Rip daughter of Eve. Please you girls should stop digging gold, stop being attracted to glittering and flashy things... E get why...

Greedy bunkums, they will never hear. Instead of going to market buy melon peels it and sale they will press phone from morning till night looking for free menu. Empty brains.

PrudencyFeats:
No problem.

But it will have to be deducted in proportion or ratio to allocations to FG, states and LG

That is fair sharing

Wow! Wonders shall never end. There was no fuel for people to buy during this period. So which subsidy are you talking about. This administration has remove subsidy more than once and yet there is still subsidy. Where are our professors, Economist and theorist. I don't think this kind of Economic model exist anywhere. Very sad the future is doom.

Why I say that this war is unnecessary is that, Putin could have used diplomacy and interference in the politics of Ukraine for a regime change. Thereafter install a government that will dance to it tune. Military invasion was never an intelligent option. Now see the number of deaths from both ends. I can comfortably say that Putin is not a good student of politics.Take or leave it.

Amumaigwe:
Small change. Angels will send him alert.

It was a grand deceit for him to have said that Angel will send alert to his worshippers. He was deceiving people, so that is the prize he has to pay.