marvelck:
Who do you think are the best slayers? Yoruba, Igbo or Calabar girls?

To me, its calabar girls. They are beautiful, sexy and can slay!

They all have one thing in common.

They need me, my banana.

Takebanana

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It's mine. But you can't handle it. It's for real women.

Alero3Arubi:
I find it annoying.
I don't like the cat calls from men.
Or the balant stare men give my pesky breast, hips or ass and lick their lips.
Basically this disgusts me and makes me loose respect for that male.
I can talk to any and everyman.
I am no snob.
But I will not stand for sexual crudeness.
Now its bad enough that as a lepa girl that I am, I have yo deal with this from guys. And if that had been the only sphere of endurance I would not have wished to rant.
The insane thing is when Females do the same thing!
You will gear words like
'you should wear heavier padded cups to make your breasts look fuller'
'dont you think your hips need some enhancement cream?'
'gosh you've got such flat tummy, if only you had an ass to go with it!'
'your lips need some work on it, so it can look fuller and pink'
'if I had your height I would flaunt it and get a lot of magas'
I know my breasts are pesky.
I know my hips aren't full.
My ass is flat yes i get it.
But I don't really bother about these things.
So can they think of more important things to say?
The one that really gets at me is:
'dont you think you should exchange your glasses for contacts? They would look better on you. Plus a lot sexier if you got a free colour'
I hate wearing glasses.
I have never been able to pull it off as cool the way a lot of people do.
I make sure no one sees me, except in occasions when the itching starts and I just have no choice.
So it bites me when I'm being ridiculed about them.
And for the reason of seeming sexy too!
Crap.
I give up.

You make me laugh. It's obvious you haven't had a taste of a good banana.


Dont bother disturbing me though.

You are not a man. Visit the jungles of Congo and come back.

Takebanana

SNOWCREAM:
ItsQuinn, comman take

She knows a real man when she sees one.

Takebanana

Don't waste your time. She is with me. Check my DP to know why.

P.s. she loves my banana.

Takebanana

I am back from the jungles of Congo. It has been an eventful year. I learnt from the best. And I will teach those who are willing the fine and applied art of Bananaism.

I am a cheerful giver and I have a big banana.


Takebanana.

There are Limited chances in Secondary schools where they teach physics.



PS: If you are looking for a white collar job where they annouce that Physics graduate are needed, they are non-existence.

TakeBanana

Jeffy1206:
this is good news.

Hmmm, so this wonder phone. How much is it exactly.

She needs a real banana. The type only I can give.


Don't quote me, unless you need the banana.

Midehi:
*singing* *cut your coat according to your cloth.


broke guys always go for classless babes, so i dont think its a crime to visit such places cos they are both brokers

One big banana for you. You get sense.

Smhart1:
And after that?

After eating my banana you will be humble and loyal

With a girlfriend, the banana MAY be eaten, but with a wife, the banana MUST be eaten.

benedict100:
My lady has all dese attributes and i will continue to cherish her....i love u chinenye

Chinenye loves your banana too

Smhart1:
I used to be like that but you know Nigerian guys they prefer you being the otherwise

You look like you could use a banana

olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.

What ever you do, dont give her banana. Thankmelater.

Aipete2:
Do you mean Musa acuminata?

It is you that has said it. Banana is Banana.

Aipete2:
How can i differentiate a real guy from a fake guy? Jez because i want to get married soon #team-still searching

If he is real, he will give you all the banana you will ever need.

Cherlene:

Awwh, I am IMPRESSED.
Honesty and Maturity= 10/10
I am PLEASED you did not PREVARICATE.

Cherlene

whitewitch:
im glad ure impress with me, as far as ure involve im going to be 100% honest and truthful to u. "ure too beautiful to be lied to.

Hmmm, do you know how many bananas she has eaten. Some with the cover, some without.

YourMain:


Ehm. No thanks.

Don't you like banana?

cococandy:


See what I saw yesterday.
I laughed ehn. I know it's not true but it is still funny

That is a big bad banana!!!!

Tashaamania:
No one smiles in the relationship.

And the banana must be eaten by only one person

lagmostkuit:

You need Jesus!

And you need a big banana.

Sexcellency:

Feeling Lazy at the moment

I will find you, and when I do, I will give you a big banana.

lagmostkuit:
The poster below me has said it all..

You need banana.

YourMain:


Lol I've watched nollywood... I know what happens afterwards.. I'm only a small gehl..

I want to give you banana.

One Banana for them

One Banana for Dream Team

One Banana for you Seun.