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Completely hype !

just pulling ya leg!

age 0, cant get enof from all the girls that saw me!

Yes you can, how so good are you? Buzzed me on ma cell?

I found that word in Ajegunle's dictionary - it reads - german machine with unquenchable motion.
Additional meaning -> big gun with satisfying propensity and full blown thrust! Can you dig it?

now am speechless! but u know that yahooing is without and whoring is within,
You can repent from one and live, and the other with death sentence,
Also, one is with antivirus and the other without antivirus and less effective protection.

Therefore to yahoo yahoo or to LovePeddler?

good in bed - Amaka must be so good in bed. hmmmmm - what a quality!

Poster man, oya give me her name, phone number, address, and picture - i will help solve the case !

you can not imagine how big and long it is, reason I had to pack it well well.
Abi u want to take a long peek? Dont be afraid to peek cus it wont bite!

Very interesting story, well most 9ja girls no go get this kind luck like dem London gold diggers!

Anyway, 9Ja girls ought to have values & all future fathers are in trouble!

Keep wondering !

wetin dey happen there ebony, yan us please!

@ Ebonyeyes (f)

na so, i wonder wetin ya eyes dey find between the ugly guy legs you met last night? Don't tell me you dey measure him wetin-call with awe!

Poverty is not an excuse for stupidity. Common now Amiga, opening ya legs to every "fat/ugly/so called rich dick and harry" is a sign of mental and emotional problem.
I agreed with what was once mentioned - dis na hypocrisy, greed, low self esteem, and covetousness!

@ Amigoz (f)

if the ad no work, why you replied then - abi u miss road ?

@ Poster

Instead of figthing it, why dont you have 3somes with the new girl and ya girl! Stop hating!

in fact, now that am thinking of it, i am 3lymuch serious. So who will go first - ladies only o!

Kai, most of these ladies are lying -

@ poster
Dude you can not imagine the level of intimacy-intoxication of 9ja girls?  One thing for sure, dem dey pretend too much.
Certainly, most girls in the mood will do am for public toilet - it is an experience of a life time for them!

Ok guys, how many of you will not do it if ya girl opens it all up?

@ Poster

Boy, i think you should visit the store and get several rolls of tissue and cry ya heart out.
Firstly, cook some meal and have a blast. Thirdly, give ya ex a finger and laugh ya heart out.
Finally, boy u are single again - time to go fishing! hahaha!

But anyway dude, she has -0 love for you from the beginning - her parent's decision was there to help you see the truth.

Good Hunting!

well yall single ladies can rent me for one hour each on valentine day!

It is free!

@ poster

why don't u post an ad saying: London citizen, male with 9ja parents, is looking for a soul mate. and first 10 responses will be given $100 each!

Come back and tell us the story!

@ Poster

Seriously you should not choose either of them cus it appears you are yet to figure out what you really need.
What you are doing is nothing but mini mini mani mo!

Maybe this is a general problem with all women to keep countable numbers of men and do mini mani-mo on them.
I guess u wouldn't be jealous or feel otherwise if you are just one of the many options in some guys lists.

Anyway it is ma opinion sha!

Very hilarious! 

But what about girlfriend 10.5 with freaky-beta version. 
I heard the software comes equipped with:
blowjob4.0,
fatbankaccount 10.x series,
triple-3somes 3.0,
sexiness 8,
Figure8 8.8,
Respect 20.1,
4orkurBraindry 2.0,
AntiHiv+STD 100.x,
And customizable behaviroal_applications.

When will this software be released to the Manly City?

By curious buyer

@ jenibayo (f), kai jenibaby, u go stripe dance for money o!

genetokky (m), true word. Facially and bodily challenged!

@ selencious (f) : Lucky you, but have you got into a serious fight with ya long distance bf yet??

@ poster: don't worry about the long distance thing girl, it is simply there to test the strength of what u two called love.
So allow the temptations of out of mind - out of sight to prove ya loves; each has to pass the test to call it True love.

Actually, there are really ugly girls like day and night - to disagree is to deny the fact that some pple are so hotly looking and some are not so good looking.
Moreover, many ugly women are uptight and many fine girls are so so proud; but as soon as one gets past the outer shells, many pretty girls have annoying character.
Nevertheless, girls are girls regardless of looks. The writer prefers fine hot babes though with good xter!

@ poster

Why are u worried about love when you can go on several dates and gets to know more about yaself!

"You're a strong woman who takes no bullshit from nobody, and I have a lot of respect for you."

Meaning = Lady take it easy cus u are sending possible suitors away - abi u want to remain single all ya life?

Ninglish or Yanshglish, please make una finish ya story now. How come you gave us only crumbs. Post the rest of the story man!

Ok, based on lyfe (m) view point, the guy may be truly interested, Moreover, if you are not in a hurry and u dont mind finding out at the end of the day that the guy mind is on something else, then ride the tide to the finish.

But if u still have doubts, well use cunny cunny way find out!

@ Poster, how many fingers you get nau? Ok tell us what fingers u go use eat akpu after all dem get burnt to ashes?