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Romance / Re: I Found The Pics Of My Wife Ex Hidden In by Taken(m): 10:29am On Feb 16, 2010
Let it go, don't make a mountain out of a molehill, it's probably nothing.

Yeah right, it is probably nothing - well try what K said and u will see if it is nothing!
Romance / Re: He Wants Me Back by Taken(m): 10:25am On Feb 16, 2010
@ Poster

You have not told us what causes ya breakups - oya tell us what really happens as is?
Romance / Re: I Found The Pics Of My Wife Ex Hidden In by Taken(m): 10:19am On Feb 16, 2010
good one Kelvinj grin
Events / Re: Is It Good To Borrow Money For Your Wedding? by Taken(m): 10:17am On Feb 16, 2010
Cut ya coat according to ya materials - If dem borrow do wedding wetin dem go live upon after wedding?
Jokes Etc / Re: Kissing Competition ! by Taken(m): 10:15am On Feb 16, 2010
Boring boring boring tongue
Romance / Re: I Found The Pics Of My Wife Ex Hidden In by Taken(m): 10:10am On Feb 16, 2010
grin

Ya wife get hidden crush inside her wardrobe - well u just have to live with what you found out about her - Sorry o grin
Romance / Re: Crazy 4 Luv by Taken(m): 1:39pm On Feb 14, 2010
"The problem now is that am madly in love with her and am afraid she might leave me"

Afraid, just accept ya loss already or build ya life to the max by living and dying free!
Romance / Re: Do U Guyz Think Im In Love Or Obssesed? by Taken(m): 1:32pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

Seriously, the issue of love or affection is a mystery - we can not but laugh at how confused most of us are when love bugs visited out skins.
Yeah, it is a true word - only fools fall in love, including moi!
Romance / Re: How Sweet Or Boring Was Your Intimacy Last Night? by Taken(m): 1:26pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

Why u no answer ya own questions and then we go talk ours too!
Abi you dey use style wan know whether na Vboot or Catapilar i drove last night!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some People Fall In Love Online? by Taken(m): 1:19pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

and such friends that calls other pple fools for finding love online - I wonder if na jealousy dey push una or ya eyes dey push you find love too online.

Make una try www.UnanimouseEloveSeeker.com
Romance / Re: Do U Guyz Think Im In Love Or Obssesed? by Taken(m): 1:14pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Guugles

Have you heard that truth are discovered in the midst of much laughter, gist, talk, and flattery!

So therefore, we cant be too serious and too funny but we shall be both!
Romance / Re: Me And My Gurlfriend @ Val by Taken(m): 1:02pm On Feb 14, 2010
LOL, dont get mad - just that ya story no get muscle.
Romance / Re: Me And My Gurlfriend @ Val by Taken(m): 12:55pm On Feb 14, 2010
Still Boring - needs to spice ya story - curry and pepper are available cheesy
Romance / Re: Do U Guyz Think Im In Love Or Obssesed? by Taken(m): 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

Your are still in fantasy island! But if you really love d guy, just cooler for one corner till he is single again!
Romance / Re: Me And My Gurlfriend @ Val by Taken(m): 12:47pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

Boring!
Romance / Re: Men Would Rather Wed 'pleasant' Girls Than Supermodels. by Taken(m): 12:45pm On Feb 14, 2010
@ Poster

So what is your question then? 

Anyway, even though more women prefer pleasant men, most of them are married to their fantasies so says real life situations.
And many women will still end up with their fantasy instead of a true ideal husband - fini.
Romance / Re: Installing Husband! by Taken(m): 12:59am On Feb 14, 2010
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Romance / Re: He Said: She Asked Me Out by Taken(m): 5:10pm On Feb 13, 2010
Oya now lady123, ask me out!
Romance / Re: Are You Ready! by Taken(m): 5:07pm On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster

Give me her cell number and I will help you investigate what she likes to experience on Val's day!
Romance / Re: Ar Al Guys Dis Heartles? by Taken(m): 5:04pm On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster

The sooner you forgets him the faster/quicker you can move on.

True word!
Romance / Re: How Can I Increase My Chances Of Meeting A Girl? by Taken(m): 4:55pm On Feb 13, 2010
Why worry too much when you can extend ya koboko and i tell you women go find you irresistible.

Alternate option, get fat account and spend lavishly at da club and dem girls go dey que for ya affection

Lastly, become a FATHER and forget about women!
Romance / Re: Look, I'm A Man Now by Taken(m): 1:41pm On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster

Bobo, you are a man when u are ready to marry ya wife and move to ya own house.

Till then, be wise and safe up some money.
Romance / Re: He Stops Calling Whenever An Event Is Few Days Away by Taken(m): 1:22pm On Feb 13, 2010
Guugles, u get bf? Biko tell me!
Romance / Re: Help My Smallie Is Pregnant by Taken(m): 1:18pm On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster

Mr hubby to be, i think u should cancel the wedding o.
If i be ya wife to be brother and heard of this later on, I go show u pepper for eating ya cake and shiiting on the plate!

Cancel the wedding and go another rounds with ya preggy gf.
Romance / Re: He Stops Calling Whenever An Event Is Few Days Away by Taken(m): 1:14pm On Feb 13, 2010
Men, bobo should cut his coat according to the material.

Lova-girl, it appears you have place uncomfortable demands on the bobo now;
Common now baby girl, you have not married the guy yet - slow down!
Romance / Re: Pls I Don't Np Why I Can't Stick To One Boy Friend by Taken(m): 11:21am On Feb 13, 2010
@ jennyluvu (f)

dont mind these pple, please just send me ya pic, and e-address, you can add me to ya lists after i evaluate ya beauty.
Romance / Re: For We Wey No Get Val: by Taken(m): 11:16am On Feb 13, 2010
@ nana (f) -

wetin you mean with day, ; you wan sign up for day-1hour valentine tour with the man himself or what?
Romance / Re: Who Thought You How To Make Love by Taken(m): 9:45am On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster

Very easy answer - Inside dream after i saw one hot fine babe 4 school with shakeable behind and dancing pointers!
Romance / Re: Can You Tolerate A Violent Girlfriend? by Taken(m): 9:41am On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster:

I dont think you have been told that you should enroll for self defensive class like Kung fu or Ninjistu!
With this skill like Jackie Chan, you can live with ya woman and can take any beating to her likings.
In fact, you can dodge the slaps on ya face with ninja move - i tell you.
Romance / Re: Trust Vs Love by Taken(m): 9:37am On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster,

Write up a Prenup, make ya and her sign am; then marry her - "for better and for prenup"!
Please dont forget to email us ya marriage cake!
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Problem by Taken(m): 9:33am On Feb 13, 2010
@ Poster,

If you are tired of licking, please employ the help of mans best friend - mr doggy.
He go licky licky and get ya babe ready for donkey ride. Only dont come back and tell us that ya babe cheated on you with mr doggy!

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