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fairlyusedpant:
So i met this pretty girl called laveda, and i came closer to her and told her that Iamkingzlee but she can call me emperorleee, and laveda interrupted me and said i should talk2bella her secretary that she is busy, but i did not give up, i told her that she looks like a trapqueen77 to me but since iamnawty, i can make her a prettythicksme, but asuo27 interrupted me, and told laveda to leave this villageGOAT alone, and told me to carry my smellymouth and get out, but i told her to STFUareyouGod? That even if i have a smellinganus i can still love laveda, but asuo27 said odikwarisky, well fuckshit, i was actually jealous because i luvU2 since i was a fynestboi, but i ran away because she was the mamagee of nairaland

chai secretary eheheheh

good tho

me likey

EMPERORLEEE:
Angelofdarkness visited my empire last night buh conquering her was such an Easzypeaszy, she ran back to Talk2bella that it is indeed Odikwarisky to try FvckShiT with Emperorleee

Hehehehehehe

Nice

I don’t know how this started but I just know I can’t get the thought of my male cousin out of my head.


He’s a distant cousin, we never really knew each other while we were growing up, I’m 19 and he’s 23.


Bella I know I am in love with him but how do I tell him? When I got admission into the University my parents made us stay together because they thought he would protect me and I wouldn’t feel lonely in a land where I knew no one.


But every night I get wet dreams, I am a virgin, and I want to give my virginity to him, I have noticed him staring at me, sometimes when we sleep at night I can feel him touching me, I just pretend to be asleep, maybe it’s my imagination I don’t know but all I know is I want him.


I haven’t told anyone, and I will like this to be anonymous, do you think there will be any consequences if we make love? He’s a distant cousin so I don’t think the gods will strike us dead.


Please help me, I can’t anymore, I just can’t my body is on fire for him.



Talk2Bella


Honey, I don’t think you’re in love with your cousin, you’re just going through stages every virgin goes through, your body wants something your morals aren’t ready to part with.


Why don’t you talk to your mum about this, tell her how you feel and why she must relocate you to the hostel immediately, as for your cousin, you’re a young woman and he’s a young man and I can see why he might be tempted but blood is blood, distant relative or not, you’re linked together in a brotherly way and you can’t ignore that.


You’re a woman, take charge, that’s why we are stronger than men emotionally; you can put those feelings aside and reason logically and see this will only end in disasters.


Write me sweetie when you have spoken to your mum, I will love to help you further.


http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/09/i-am-in-love-with-my-cousin.html

smithsydny:
I gv up..

smithsydny:
including the saints or else.. She yaff finish..

We might need to call Satan too

Bluehawk:
its not the only thing he knows how to do..I f you really love him..you would offer to include him in your boutique business.. you're his only hope that's why he gave u so much of what he stole..you said he's never killed before..if u betray his love you might be his first murder..you're walking on thin ice right now.

He doesn't want to change, she's talked to him

Jay542:
She has to start from the scratch it's just baad that it's going to be in this Buhari era

Hard work pays

dhantey324:
I smell lies.. Bloggers dey lie o

U don start

smithsydny:
and the 24 elders

Heehehheeh

Plus the wise men

cruzita:
commit his body ,soul and spirit into the hands of God for divine intervention

True

gabinogem:
Madam u done dey chop him money dey come... Now u want run, who come be the actual thief!? Ur weapon of ur thievery na love.

Karma must eventually catch up with u if u run.

Both of them are thieves lool

CrazyQuinn:
same thing

True

smithsydny:
No my love dont get wrong. I watched a movie of like story and am not surprised at all. We nigerians say nigerian movies are things dey act. But in the real world they are things dat happened. Its just a reflection of our society. Shes in for a big thing likely she might loss her life. I wont be surprised either. She need Jesus badly.tell her so.

And the hosts of heaven

CrazyQuinn:
If you want to leave him, then pay him back all the things he gave you. If you can't pay him back then you can't leave, it's as simple as eating chicken

Pay back ke

She should leave everything and run

firstking01:
Women and money eh...immediately they see money they 'll just jump into it without wanting to know the source...well, dating an arm robber is a journey of no retreat no surrender, you gotta start adjusting on how you'd live with him.

Not all women dear

smithsydny:
Sounds like the movie i watched dayz ago. Tell that gal to refund all she has in her possession first.. But my fear is he might not leave her alive cus she knows wat he does now. So its more terrible than she thinks.. I wish i had a better advice. Nah wetin fit most gals anyway so others can learn.

I wish this was a movie

When I got the email she asked to be anonymous she's really scared

tyav7:
Pray for him

Prayers won't return the money she's spent

Pierocash:
what is d title of this movie @OP?it sound so interesting,hope mike ezuruonye and mercy johnson r d characters involve.
Text FICTION to 2016 for more LIES

heheheeh

honey I sincerely wish it's a movie I for don hammer

ednut1:
Op take ur fictional stories to where they belong. Thrash can. Mtcheeew. Na by force to blog ni

if you think this is fictional, your delusional and please if you've got nothing positive to say please take a hike to the ends of the earth and fall off

Bella I know this might sound crazy but it’s the truth, my boyfriend is a thief {pickpocket, armed robber} and he’s not trying to hide it anymore.


When we started dating he would change my phones twice a week, my laptops were always the latest and I don’t even want to talk about the gold chains I adorn on my neck or the earrings, I was feeling on top of the world, my friends were jealous and they were expecting I would get a car soon which I did of course, he got it for me four months after we started dating.


He would travel all the time for business, well that’s what I was meant to believe, any money he made he would stash in my account, now I have a big boutique and I am doing very well for myself but 2 months ago, I received a call from him saying I should come to a state it was an emergency, a life or death situation.


I got there and was directed to a police station, Bella what I saw till today I can’t forget, my boyfriend was chained up like a dog, beaten beyond recognition, it was an eyesore, he was so ashamed he couldn’t even look at me, there and then I was told what he does, I was almost arrested but I claimed to be his sister, an officer asked for 2million bail money but I had recently stocked my boutique so I parted with 500k.


I am scared for my life, he said he’s never killed anyone he’s just surviving and he’s good at it, this guy is frigging rich, I have begged him to quit but he says it’s all he knows best. Now he wants me to get pregnant incase he dies, someone to carry his family name, but I want to leave him, I can’t birth a future thief, we don’t have thieves in our lineage and my child won’t be the first.


He’s travelled again, and I know this time for sure it’s for criminal purposes, I want to sell the shop and run away, gather enough money and go stay in one country like that, I am afraid if I tell him I’m leaving he would kill me, I love him but I can’t just be with a thief.



Talk2Bella.


You invited the musician and now you need to dance to his music, why are some women so gullible? What were you thinking? That you met Dangote’s son? He bought you a car, stashed money in your account, changed your phones like sanitary pads and you were not bothered even without a visible source of income in sight? You my dear friend are the criminal here.


You think when you run away one day he won’t find you? You want to run away with his sweat and heart, you’re wicked, you better stay with him till he’s caught or one day killed and only then you can be free, this is Karma knocking on your door princess are you ready to face the tune?


The only advice I got for you, you need some fuckin prayers in your life right now, you need daddy Jesus, and all the hosts of heavens to come to your rescue, if you want to run away fine but do you want to spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder? The only way you can be free, drop everything he’s ever gotten for you and flee empty handed.

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/09/my-boyfriend-is-big-time-armed-robber.html

chigoizie7:
The truth is, I am not in any relationship for now.

But one thing I know and has been doing is this.

I am not the type that like wasting other people's time.

When ever I go into any relationship, I 1st of all check if it can lead to marriage( I have the basic things I look up for in a GF) and if I don't see it, I find a way to break things b4 it gets too far.

Normally, I don't go into relationship for the sake of it.

If I don't see what I want, I walk away. I can't be there wasting your time and @ the end of the time, I will talk one story just to dump her.

If the girl I am dating is a potential wifey, I will stick with her.

No one is perfect, so I don't expect her to be a saint either

Potential Wifey

donbenedict:
what sort of lie is this.

True story

For a long time I have had people ask me about my sexuality, its rather becoming uncomfortable to me.


Some just outright call me a lesbian their reason being they rarely see me with men and I promote same sex marriage which is a Taboo in Africa, so for as long as I can I have decided to avoid such question.


Today I am going to talk about my sexuality by going deep into history as to why my assumed sexual preference might not be as disgusting as Africans have been made to believe.


For the hypocrites, Homosexuality has a long history in Africa, contrary to the belief by Africans that it was brought by the “White Man”. For long we have been misled because we’re the new generations, we do not know our cultures and history, the “White Man” came and brainwashed us and made what was a “Norm” seem evil.


Should I talk about women who married other women during the old days? These women get married to their fellow women and allow other men sleep with them for the reason of procreation, but we ignore this as a part of sexual preference, what do you think goes on at night when these two women are together?


At least more than twenty one cultural varieties of same-sex relationships have long been part of traditional African life, so how is being “GAY” not African? It’s been in existence for a very long time, we had no name for it, we just accepted it as part of our culture, we didn’t kill anyone because of it back in the day, it was encouraged, people were not stigmatized back then for their sexual preference not until the “White Man” came and said it was wrong.


Among Cape Bantu, lesbianism was ascribed to women who were in the process of becoming chief diviners, known as isanuses.


Same-sex relationships were reported amongst other groups in Uganda, including the Bahima.


In the former Kingdom of Dahomey, women could be soldiers (above) and older women would sometimes marry younger women.


The Baganda. King Mwanga II, the Baganda monarch, was widely reported to have engaged in sexual relations with his male subjects.


In traditional, monarchical Zande culture, anthropological records described homosexuality as ‘‘indigenous”. The Azande of the Northern Congo ‘‘routinely married” younger men who functioned as temporary wives – a practise that was institutionalised to such an extent that warriors would pay ‘‘brideprice” to the young man”s parents.


In the early 17th century in present-day Angola, Portuguese priests Gaspar Azevereduc and Antonius Sequerius encountered men who spoke, sat and dressed like women, and who entered into marriage with men. Such marriages were ‘‘honored and even prized”.


In the Iteso communities, based in northwest Kenya and Uganda, same-sex relations existed amongst men who behaved as and were socially accepted as women.


In pre-colonial Benin, homosexuality was seen as a phase that boys passed through and grew out of.


In the late 1640s, a Dutch military attaché documented Nzinga, a warrior woman in the Ndongo kingdom of the Mbundu, who ruled as ‘‘king” rather than ‘‘queen”, dressed as a man and surrounded herself with a harem of young men who dressed as women and who were her ‘‘wives”.


3.Eighteenth century anthropologist, Father J-B. Labat, documented the Ganga-Ya-Chibanda, presiding priest of the Giagues, a group within the Congo kingdom, who routinely cross-dressed and was referred to as ‘‘grandmother”.


In the former Kingdom of Dahomey, women could be soldiers (above) and older women would sometimes marry younger women, according to anthropologist Melville Herkovits.


This is just a little about the history of “Homosexuality” in Africa, it was and is still is “being” practiced in Africa the only difference is the “White Man” has corrupted our minds towards it.


I am a girl who’s always appreciated the beauty of other women, does that make me “EVIL” “ABOMINABLE” it’s called “CHOICE” and that choice is called “SEXUAL PREFERENCE”


People need to stop asking other people what their sexual preferences are, it’s an insult to the gender, I am a woman doesn’t mean I have to like men, and I am a man doesn’t mean I have to like women, it’s in our DNA, our genetics have been programmed to love who we will love and we have no control over this, we’re not demons neither have we been possessed, we have no control over this and it’s not a sickness that can be cured.


The White Man didn’t bring “HOMOSEXUALITY” into Africa it’s existed even before we were born.


Ibeji Isabella.

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/09/the-white-man-didnt-bring-homosexuality.html

chigoizie7:
That's the point, I don't really know why I am scared.

Maybe because I am not yet ready( in all aspect) to marry. Same as the guy.

What is 4yrs sef?

If I start dating my gf @ 21, maybe in my final year in the university. Let's check it out, 1yr b4 graduation, another 1yr for nysc, all other things being equal, we both got a well paying job, let's say for 2yrs, we can both be financially stable or let me say ok @least if we both worked for 2yrs after NYSC, my dear, that is 4years oh, but I am still 25yrs, I am not trying to say that guys of 25 don't get married oh, no, they do, but majority are just not ready yet @ that age. I might be one of those majority too.

So, there are many reasons that can hinder a guy from getting married, even when u think he has it takes to marry u.

Forget all these people attaching number of years they have dated each other as a prerequisite to marrying u or them.

I know a guy who has dated his gf for upto 8yrs now and yet to marry her, now many people might call the gal all manner of names as to what she will be doing with a guy for such number of years. But the truth is, they both started dating right from their 100level in school. The guy na engine boy while the bae na law student, normally they both have 5yrs in school, then 1yr nysc, I don't know what other things the girl has to do b4 practising full time, (law school and all that) but as for the guy, he has already spent 6yrs, still dating the girl, right now, they both don't have a reasonable work, more reason why they are still not married yet.

So, my guy, there are 1000 and 1 reasons to be scared when u are about to tie the knobs, and most times, we just don't know why we are scared.

points noted, but re u gonna marry the same girl you been dating for a long time?

hehehehheeh

damn ur harsh

Dagaya:
hahahhaahhha.. this is really funny. you assumed she was a virgin? and then u dint make any advances of any sort.
all because her family has a strong religious background, and you assumed again that she will be religious in campus.


what were you expecting from a 19 year old who got admission into the university?
Do you have any idea of the amount of boys in campus?
Do u know the amount of peer pressure she must have faced?
am pretty sure when your in her age, you had all the fun u wanted and needed.
Have you even put yourself in her shoes? you met her at 16 and your grooming her for marriage from 16-19.
A girl of 19 who is in her prime would love to explore her body, her surroundings, considering she just got freedom from the house.

look my guy there is alot i can say to make you understand you the architect of your own problems, but i dun tire to type.



so please do me a favor, since you claim you love her, accept her like that, give her time.
I am pretty sure she is not coming back, she has tasted the forbidden fruit, so move on. Get a mature lady, settle down and desist from being a paedophile.

HaneefahRN:
You haven't been celibate cos you are a man and can sleep around but she should be celibate cos she is a woman abi. She is no longer a virgin pls kill yourself

CrazyQuinn:
I think she's done with that guy he should move on

I think so too

I just found out I am the biggest fool of the century, I feel so used and right now I might do something to this girl really bad.



I am 35, and she’s 22, I knew her when she was 16 and made it known to her I would love to marry her, although I haven’t been celibate but I am a man and I can sleep with whoever I want to.


She got admission when she was 19, and I have tried my best to give her and best and make her very comfortable so she won’t be carried away by university life.


She said no sex before marriage, I agreed because I knew her family and they were strong Christians, I naturally assumed they had imbibed the notion into her so I didn’t even make an effort, I haven’t even kissed this chic before and now she’s telling me shit.


She’s graduating soon and we’re planning to get married but she just dropped a bomb, she’s not a virgin, I know she was a virgin when I met her, or was she? I don’t know I am confused, ever since she told me she’s refused to pick my calls or reply my messages.


I still love her but I am dying to know why she’s lied to me all these while, or did she get deflowered in school, oh my I am finished this girl has killed me, maybe she wants to break up I don’t know but my heart aches so much I cant breathe.


What do I do?



Talk2Bella.



This virginity of a thing has made many girls become very deceptive, do I blame her for lying to you, yes I do, but if she was a virgin when you met her it means she’s been cheating on you and it’s not just a one night stand kind of cheating, she’s heavily involved with someone else.


If she doesn’t want to reply your messages or pick your calls, why not go pay her a visit and hear what she really has to say, first you need not attach much importance to the virginity because it’s gone, all you need to find out if she’s willing to move past that and be honest and tell you what’s really going on.

You being a man doesn't give you the right to cheat, should I say you got caught in your own game, while you were busy saving her virginity and deceiving other girls, other men were busy helping you take care of her virginity, but I am not here to condemn anyone.


If you’re willing to forgive you must also be willing to forget and move on, I trust you can make this work.

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/09/my-girlfriend-lied-to-me-about-being.html

chigoizie7:
Lolz. It is not that he doesn't love u enough to make u his wife.

Most times, guys are super scared of taking that marriage lane.

I am an example of such guys.

Scared, why?

donbenedict:
lol and she says no?

99.9% of women say yes

WizAkzy:
[b][/b]Go Ahead

She'd hear

TrapQueen77:





Tat d shii I won't do it for sure proposing to ur man is like u wanna commit suicide... Especially if ur man is full of SHAKARA and keep jonzing here And there..

Lol

You think?