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SOUNDKING: Jehova go use amadioha as an agent of punishment agaist you if u ever hurt d girl.

Heaven and earth knows that i won't hurt her

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yuncka: Thunder go fire Ur nyash if U dump dat girl o.

and u too

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?8-| 
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.
Girl: But I don't love you. 
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.
Girl: And how do I know you mean those words.
Boy: Matthew 12:34 "For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're Loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. 
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.
Girl: But I'm not all that beautiful... you're exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised
Girl: What happens if I say yes. 
Boy: Genesis 2:24
Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
Girl: How come you know the scriptures this much.
Boy: Joshua 1:8 "This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night....
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God. 
Boy: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him. 
Girl: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.
Boy: Philippians 4:8" Finally brethren,whatever is true, whatever is honorable...think about these things.
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!"Hahaha its just a Joke

CVWizards: OP, thanks for sharing. I never knew all these.

You are welcome anytime

evanscheck: If tetracycline is not very good because of side effect , wat shud it be substituted with. Shud lomotil be used instead.

Before taking diphenoxylate with atropine, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to either drug; or to hyoscyamine; or if you have any oher allergies. This product may contain inactive ingredients, which can cause allergic reactions or other problems. Talk to your pharmacist for more details.

veron007: Thanks for the write up.
However, I have a question. What is the side effect of imodium? I always use it as a 1st line of defense once I have running stomach.

Imodium is used to treat sudden diarrhea It works by slowing down the movement of the gut. thereby decreasing the number of bowel movements and makes the stool less watery. these are the common side effect
Dizziness, drowsiness, tiredness, or constipation may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, contact your doctor promptly.

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Thanks bro

TETRACYCLINE
popularly called “red and yellow capsule” in places like Nigeria isan antibiotic and one of the medications that have been seriously abused.It’s a first choice for many people in treating diarrhea; and a lot of them do not use the right dosage. Many people are guilty of this.Here are very important facts you must know before you use another dose of tetracycline.

1. Don’t use less than the required dose. Some people use only 2 or 4 capsules and they stop. This will cause resistance, and it may not work for you when you use it another time.

2. Tetracycline is not to be taken by children less than eight years. The drug may cause permanent discolouring of your teeth.

3. Pregnant women (or those planning to get pregnant soon) or nursing (breast feeding) mothers should not us tetracycline

4. Tetracycline should not be taken with milk, yoghurt or other dairy products.

5. Tetracycline should NOT be used at the same time with oral contraceptives. This is because taking the drug at the same time with some oral contraceptives may cause the contraceptive not to work.

6. Tetracycline might produce some side effects such as diarrhoea, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting, dizziness, infections of the vagina, etc as adverse effects. 

7. Always consult your doctor, pharmacist or other health professionals before using tetracycline or any other antibiotic.

RedClay: Evolution?

social media evolution ni Seun ko

mrjangaweed: Isn't that an illuminati symbol there

That's the Ancient and Mystical Order Rosæ Crucis logo

Space booked

[quote author=D'Vanguard]I don't blame you reasoning is far from you. Read the post properly and challenge the facts. For someone to challenge your authority does not make him a devil. We want opposition, but what type of opposition do we want? Sit down and analysis. If a man who have never been President of Nigeria and have never for now aspire to be President can be so powerful to the extent that the FG of a nation will find every negative means without verified facts to bring him down with all arsenal in their disposal. He is really a great man and politician of immense knowledge. I have no time to argue with you or insult you, but i know OBJ did worst to him yet who is more popular after they both left power.
Take it or leave it, when GEJ leaves power he will not and cannot be as relevant as Tinubu.

WHO IS MASTER PLAN?[/quote]Can you hear yourself  YouR education as my friend said earlier and i quote is a waste for promoting fraudster and criminal who takes pleasure in milking the poor and the under-privilege all in the name of creating companies in his name. Let me ask you one question is this the kind of opposition Nigerians need?

Seconded space booked

Bro ur address pls i stay in 23 Rd

jude33084: I thank you very much for this piec of Education. Articles like this is what we need on Nairaland front page.

This is a major problem with today's working class. Work the whole day and come home late without proper rest.

Please how can we stop sleep apnea and snoring at night?

U can get a snoring aide is in d market google it.

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Evergreen4: Hmmmm, the craze for paper qualification has really eaten deep into our fabrics

Paper is now the order of the day.

ayusco85: Do u wash ur car when its raining?

I can't stop laughing

…Arrest operator after duping victims N4.6 millionOperatives of the “Ambush squad” of the Imo state police command on Friday arrested one  Dr. Fidelis Chukwujindu, from Ogboko community in Ideato south local government area of the state for allegedly extorting money amounting to N4.6 million naira from about 576 victims for admission into a non-existing university.African Examiner, reports that Ogboko, is the community of Governor 0owelle Rochas Okorocha of Imo state.Addressing newsmen at the site claimed by the suspect to have been serving as the temporary centre for the alleged university college hospital located opposite the ogboko campus of Imo state university and adjacent toRochas Okorocha foundation college, Imo state commissioner of police, Mohammed Katshina, said luckran out of the kingpin when the command got a tip off on his nefarious activities.According to the Commissioner, preliminary investigation carried out by the command” revealed that the alleged fraud star, Dr. Chukwujindu, had perfected plans to admit his victims numbering over five hundred into an illegal ivory tower named “University College Hospital” at Ogboko in Ideato south council LGA, where he had convinced them  that an abandoned uncompleted upstairs would serve as its temporary office.The self -acclaimed sole proprietor of the non-existing institution, before his arrest, also specialises in defrauding unsuspecting members of the public seeking admission into higher institutions.The victims, mainly young boys and girls in their early 20s who wore long faces when paraded before journalists, at the premises of the fake university, narrated  their ordeals in the hands of the fake medical Doctor, whom they said collected N8,000 and above from each of them for the purported admission forms.It would be recalled that contrary to earlier claim that the suspect is a United States of American USA, trained medical Doctor, who was into private practice to make booth ends meet, he was discovered during interrogation by the commissioner of police, to be a university drop out.
Meanwhile, the fake institution had at the entrance of the uncompleted building a well-positioned wooden sign board with inscription, University College Hospital Ogboko, Ideato, P.0. Box. 1960, Orlu Imo state(Temporary site)”The sign board also read::  “Present Courses,  B.SC Nursing, Health Sciences, Education, Humanities, Medical Lab Sciences, admission are still going on. Governmentapproved.Commissioner Katshina, disclosed that the suspect would soon be arraigned in court for the criminal offence.
Recovered from him were admission forms sold to the victims, examination question papers, answer sheets, medical equipment, drugs among other items.

The South-East geo political zone chapter of the newly registered All Progressives Congress APC has declared  that it would be "very impossible" for any candidate of the All Progressives Grand Alliance APGA to unseat Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha  in the 2015 general elections.APC, was reacting to comments credited to APGA in the media that it would sack Okorocha from office come 2015 elections.Publicity secretary of APC in the South-East , Mr. Osita Okechukwu, on behalf of the  party, wondered whether the core ingredient of elections, which is performance, has changed.He said the party is happy that APGA has postponed Okorocha's sack to 2015, saying, "Were they not the ones who boasted that they will dethrone him if he publicly joinedthe APC, he asked."How can APGA that is on the departure lounge, and waiting for the last electoral battle in Anambra State, be talking of 2015 elections? Is it not a paradox that some elements are using ethnic sentiments to hoodwink few gullible Igbos whoare by nature living in every nook and cranny of the country,invest in every corner of the country and hence, uncommon patriots?" According to him, "It is APGA, which has regrettably converted into a department of Peoples Democratic Party, that is on the last leg, for there is a limit to deception."We sincerely believe that Owelle Rochas Okorocha's move to APC has taken Ndigbo into the mainstream of national politics, especially with the disintegration of PDP. As a major ethnic nationality, foremost player and second in population to indigenous people in 27 states of the federation."It will be a paradox for Ndigbo to remain in the periphery, as is the case today, where we lost the four prime protocol political offices - president, vice president, senate president and speaker "Today Ndigbo are strongly gunning for president or vice president, not deputy senate president or deputy speaker, so Owelle Rochas Okorocha made a perfect choice by joining APC.". The APC spokesperson insisted.

ON Friday, August 30, 2013 Otunba Michael Subomi Balogun had a media chat with select journalists in his porch house at 1, Milverton Road, Ikoyi. The chat was centered on “FCMB at 30: a reflection from the founder.” Otunba Subomi, in a very relaxed form said “I am not a pharisee of real life experience, my journey to what you now see had been divinely guided.And if you care to know, I’m happy and thankful. If any of you go to PrimroseTower, the headquarters of the organisation, this block prim-rose-tower is dedicated to the glory of God as an embodiment of a young man’s faith in the unfailing support of the Almighty God and in his own destiny, in spite of the seemingly insurmountable obstacles.It is also a monument of a young Nigerian’s determination to succeed and prove that given the opportunity, Nigerians have the capacity to attain a commanding height in the management of financial institutions. Lastly, it serves as a lesson to all and mankind that in all things, men may have their say but in the final analysis, the Almighty God will have His way”.ExcerptsHOW the journey staredI had a dream, I had a vision. I was cheated, I was an employee in another institution created by Nigerians and Americans, as well an expertise I would say, but I was the brain behind the whole thing. I went on a course in the US and I came back with ideas with which we should set up a merchant bank.Otunba Michael Subomi Balogun, FCMB founder….had a dreamThe whole of the company was aware that I was behind it. But when it came to selecting the Chief Executive, I was told that in spite of all entreaties, that I could not be the Chief Executive because I happened to have a basic training in law. I was 42 and they brought a young man with little or no experience, from America, at 32, to come and replace me.One of the gifts God gave me is courage and tenacity of purpose. I decided to pray to my God in addition to my decision to fight it out, so that was what happened to the dream and the vision which was clear. By nature God gave me what we call courage, tenacity of purpose, discipline, I knew where I was going but the vista was as misty and unbelievable. I was surprised that one Nigerian would say that if he didn’t get the position in a bank; he would go out to set up a bank. I wasn’t interested just in money but as this encapsulated, I was trying to prove that given the opportunity and with the support of the Almighty God, I had a meteor to attain the commanding heights in the management of the financial institution.I was trying to prove a point, that I wasn’t arrogant or envious, but with the support I had and with the grace of the Almighty God so when I felt cheated by not being allowed to head an institution created by foreign institutions and then former employers. I had a courage to desire and without anything in my pocket except my God, I decided to start a on a journey of self actualization.It wasn’t a proud journey, it was a journey of faith, a journey on the handbill of my God. My confidence in myself and my trust in the Lord God our Savior. All these I started with and they are up till today. In the course of the whole journey, it has been turbulent and for many people to see me still I am after about 40 years of doing what no other Nigerian had done, I wish they learnt something from what happened to me. I had a focus, I had courage, I had an unstated faith that the good Lord will carry me through, come rain come sunshine, that mortals may have their say, but in the final analysis, the Almighty God will have His way.By the time I started my journey, the whole thing had been punctuated by my faith in my God. Maybe that was one of the reasons why I was made the Asiwaju of the Ijebu Christian association, but that faith was very strong.So 35 years ago without thinking of what to do, I threw in my letter of resignation. One of the things we have come to learn in this country, is that in the first process of having a vision or a dream, only an individual does dream, other people would join later on. And in this country in those days, it was an anathema for an individual to  set up an institution; one man show; one man show, as if when you’re dreaming, more than one man can dream.Looking at the Nigerian environment 35 years ago, and what we have today, would you say 35 years ago had offered more opportunities to Nigerians than what we have today?To a large extent am happy you said opportunities. Definitely, the opportunities are growing by lips and mouth. But whether the opportunities have been taken advantage of, I will not want to comment.Tapping the opportunitiesListen to me, there are opportunities but people have not tapped those opportunities enough.What you had in mind, I mean your dreams and vision was a merchant bank but now the environment has changed all of that. Would you say you are comfortable with what you have in the First City Monument Bank (FCMB)?I thank my God for what we have but my mind is stretched because of the environment, to something much bigger than what we have now. That was why I led FCMB to be quoted on the market, that was why I left FCMB to become a universal bank and taking the proceeds, that was why I disabuse the minds of people who thought those beautiful buildings I built was only meant for a lips, some people will say, that bank is only for rich people but go into FCMB we are very much involved in retail banking because in those days, it was ACB, from this corner, you will find it from that corner, you will find It. That is why FCMB has grown from five branches to nearly three hundred and we are still growing.So its more or less a function of the environment that were going the way we are going. We are just about half way where we are going, and I thank God that I am associated with the present chief executive, his dreams are much wider than what I ever thought.Otunba Michael Subomi Balogun, FCMB founder..He took it from me its just about one hundred and something branches its about three hundred and we are still growing whether organically or anything of that such.So the environment have prompted us, it means that FCMB is a dynamic institution, FCMB has not become complacent, we have not reached the halfway of our journey. The chief executive says within a particular time, he wants to make us among the first five, I pray for him and am in full support of him as long as the good Lord gives me the breath and order definitely environment and management is the key.Sir, can you be specific, at what point in time when your mind was so high that you think or you said you have to go and achieve what becomes an industry bench mark?Let me tell you, I myself have set a stage that at a particular time, I must allow the old order to change. Yielding place to new.Success without successorSuccess without a successor is not success. so at a point, I was already thinking at what stage would I retire and I actually said to myself the age of 70, but between 60, 65 and 68, hell was let lose. People wanted to fight me though I knew confidentially I hadn’t done anything but my God was with me so it was on the eve of my seventy that I retire.I’ve always had it in mind that like any human being, I would get to a stage where I could no longer cope with the zeal, with the sort of energy require for growth. Growth is something that is continually and so I had it in mind so I was making arrangement for the succession but about the age of sixty seven, sixty eight, there was a rumor and people thought oh! It’s high time you got rid of this man but God said no.Human imaginationSo about the age of 70 before I left, it was God, it wasn’t human imagination some one even said he has stayed too long why shouldn’t he go. But my God said no. When even will propose somebody to be the Managing Director, they said no hah hah hah, he wants to perpetrate himselfSo many people right now especially young professionals are looking up to you as a role model they want to take up the attribute that you engaged in but it looks like the environment is really harsh what would be your words of advice for this people, so that they can still take up what we call corporate government and others?They should not despair; they should rather persevere and be saying that through the guidance of the almighty God all will be well. They should not give way to the symbol of doubting Thomases, they should be saying I cannot fail; I cannot fail because of Jesus, because of Allah. I cannot fail. So they should be determined, focused. If you read through my autobiography, and the other book, the financial monument billed by God, there was a time in this country that some one said, that man is finished. When I showed up at a party in my flowing white agbada, they say this man? laughs who knows? But let me tell you I am a human being even if I was worried that people were fighting with me, I dint show it. I have courage I put my chest forward, I have faith, I have confidence in what God has done for me.Having express confidence in the present management of the group and having observe equally too that if you have gone just half way and haven seen the hand of God in your life, where would you want to see the group in the net decay?Not because Lade is my son and I’ve said something which is embarrassing to him even my family.He is my third son but God choose him and his brothers don’t envy him rather they are very supportive. He has two elder brothers and one younger brother, the sky is the limit and I want him to continue to exploit very soon, the London branch would be expanded his uprising is being widened but in Nigeria, there is a prime need to bring back banking facility to your computer, to your mobile telephone. For you to stay in your bedroom and say transfer a hundred thousand to the anonymous account and it would happen cashless, you see, the best of the state of the act practices in the banking.I want FCMB to be bigger.  I want FCMB to be among the first five banks. But its not just in sight, but in service, in the ordinary person regarding FCMB as a bank, the ordinary person, accepting the FCMB slogan “My Bank and I” that when they consider banking, FCMB will be their first port of call to do that, you need the best use of sophistication to do that, not just electronics state of act services.Mobile telephoneLike I said, if for instance you take FCMB card either credit or debit as soon as you sling it into the machine, I bet you in two minutes you hear khan! in your mobile telephone they will say the sum of two hundred thousand has just been taken from your account if you don’t agree please let us know.  In London, I did something, I did it deliberately to be proud. I went into a shop bought something and they wanted me to pay. I said you shouldn’t mind, let me give you a card, my credit card. They saw my picture there at least that shows that I am the owner of the card they said how much. He did not ask me to give him my number he just looked at me and ask me to sign?No regrets?Yes, no regrets at all in fact, when I look back I smile and raise up my hands and say thank God! A few weeks ago, my classmate in the secondary school, we gather there we were celebrating our 61 years of leaving school (1952), and we look round everybody was saying this and that I said God I thank you that is what am doing.What could be the good advice that you will give to young CEOs of banks who people view as flashy in their conduct what would be your advice to them?OK, professionalism, being ethical a culture of excellence, a faith in your God and anchoring everything you are doing on the Supreme Being you should notice that I’ve been emphasizing God that much as what has happen to me has been God dream. There has been a lot of turbulence but I said they should be professional. People talk of corporate governance the broader thing is to be professional in what you are doing.I have learnt considerable lessons in life, and I have gone through the cruishable of the chastising experience with the support of providence I have renewed my strength like an eagle and I am now in a position to soar to whatever level my God will take me.I will testify that I have discovered by God the almighty, the only one who can make and unmake,the only wise God although I was thoroughly shaking I was not uprooted and my head about but not crushed in -spite of all these, the almighty God gave us the grace to reorganize the book in order to forge ahead. I thank my God that neither my health nor my personal composure within the system and the public, suffered any devices.Personal composureMy boss my managing director says he will want to take up within the first five in the years not just the size not just in profitability but in acknowledgment that all of you that you will leave here and go and take the form to become customer.If you are made the CBN governor, what will you do to contribute to the system?I am an old man and I am 80. I don’t involve myself in controversies if anything I pray for I never get in controversyHow big is FCMB, can it finance multinational OIL companies and businesses?We are already doing that in a big way not only finance, but even facilitating other people joining to finance one of the big project. FCMB may not for now be medium size bank and it has to do with the way we started we started as a merchant bank.If we have started as a checking bank, maybe by now we would blotted but gradual by gradual but the way we were doing to finance the largest of businesses and if we cannot do it alone we have an investment banking now to bring others to move.- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/why-and-how-i-set-up-fcmb-otunba-sumbumi-balogun/#sthash.D6AH6JKz.dpuf

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What is mouth watery about this offer

By Osagie Alonge Beverly Osu has told AfroCandy she won’t be exploring anymore sex scenarios on TV…Photo: Facebook Beverly Osu has publicly turned down semi-popular porn actor AfroCandy‘s offer to feature in her next porn flick. In an interview on Lagos based radio station Cool FM 96.9, yesterday (August 28, 2013), Beverly (when asked if she would be considering AfroCandy’s offer) immediately responded with an emphatic ‘No’. ‘Afrocandy nibo? No oooo!!!!! Thanks for the offer but NO‘. AfroCandy made the public advance onWednesday, August 28, 2013, hours after Beverly returned to Nigeria after spending 90 days, participating in this year’s Big Brother – The Chase. ‘I am still casting for my next movie and I can already see you got all it takes to partake in my kind of productions, (Guts, the heart and the ability to get naked and have se

A sound of a bulldozer woke me up this morning to beheld this SS3 school boy doing exhibition in my neighborhood. I quickly rush downstairs with my Ipad to go have some chat with him. this wannabe Mechanical Engineer master Echezona built a locally made electric engine bulldozer and dump truck. he told me that he is exhibiting his crafts to attract donos that will help him take these to the next level.

In line with Prophet T.B. Joshua’s newly launched initiative to assist graduates with employment, a wonderful development has taken place! The MBA Tour, an international event organized to link prospective students with top level business administrative educational institutions around the world, have partnered with Emmanuel TV. The West African representative of the MBA Tour, Hannah Bertilla Acquah came to The SCOAN to officially announce the unique partnership. She said, “The MBA Tour is here to officially partner with Prophet T.B. Joshua and Emmanuel TV. Our partnership is based on our mutual commitment to nation building through skills development for the young and corresponds with the man of God’s current project of assisting graduates with employment. “Our partnership will enable African students who demonstrate outstanding potential, access to fellowships at the world’s top business schools and academic institutions – including: Columbia Business School; Harvard Business School; MIT Sloan School of Management; Yale School of Management; IE University, Spain; Erasmus University, The Netherlands; INSEAD Business School, France. “Representatives from these renowned institutions will identify the qualifying students and Prophet T.B. Joshua and Emmanuel TV will assist with financial scholarships.” You can register online for the following locations    Ghana - Nigeria - South Africa - Kenya

Source http://emmanuel.tv/mba.html

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