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Hmmm, with this trend of I am a Nigerian, we go make sense make I go find job for immigration laidis Oooo

Drank Garri for 2 weeks during Ramadhan fasting (Sahir& Iftar) while sitting for exams (UNILAG 2008)

This is an interesting time

Y'all should go and marry

Finnbaloroficia:
Last month my girlfriend came visiting. She stayed for 1week. During her stay I broke her virginity. We had a lot of sex. Note that I'm very good when it comes to pre-intimacy.

So after her stay, this week we chat I discovered that she didn't enjoy the sex. It was more of pain than pleasure. Please house I want t know if it's the normal thing, because I wasn't happy that she didn't enjoy it.

Was it the normal thing. Is she going to start enjoying it very soon. I'm afraid because I had that some girls do not like sex, they don't enjoy it.

Please experienced people some help me.

Maybe She is Frigid

Messi1:
I was conversing with my gf about what usually occur after she leaves my house, she paused and looked at me then said she's an EMERE. I was shocked but immediately downplayed it by saying she was joking but she kept denying that she was joking. I'm afraid as she may hurt me later in life.

Tell Her To Invite Other Girls of Their Convent For Orgy!!!
Na Bobo Bros!

Nicenancy:
I lost my job last year. Before this, I was providing for my husband and child. About a month ago, I was added onto my secondary School Whatsapp platform . Two weeks ago, my husband saw I had made a paltery 1,300 naira contribution towards an old school welfare project via the Whatsapp platform and hell has broken lose in the house . Saying, we are in hard times and that I should have informed him bla bla bla. Now he has exited me from the page without my authorization and warned me to never rejoin that page. I feel so disrespected. Please advise me

Please Beg Bros To Be Calming Down!
You Self ehn,...

Okay Oooo,
Nice Pix Though

ModestGal:
Wetin this one dey talk. Wetin concern my post concern marriage. If you are ready to marry, you better go and marry Afghanistan girls

Remember I told You!

ModestGal:
Why haven't I ever come across Nigerian young Muslims in Canada. Na only Somalians, and other Africans. Never Nigerians

I mean those that aren't married and still young. I've met many old ones, most of the things they want to discuss are not interesting, total turn off.

I don't want students as well, I hardly play with students. But I haven't seen any student as well. I've come across many non Muslim girls
Or is it that they are out of the big cities? Never in my life felt like leaving Ontario
Please guys,if you are in other province, let me know

When you are ready to marry call me, you better call quickly before it's too late else you will end up as second wife.

Sasi54:
How come some ladies don't know even the so-called common things. Straight to the point, there is this lady that I met, she looks so great, nice shape, very respectful & very good in bed. But my issue with her is that she is lacking in so many things that every lady should know about. There was a time she came over to my place, & she told me that she will be staying with for three weeks. So inorder to be able to cater for our needs, I gave #30k for food stuff, this lady told me that the food stuff will get spoiled, that what she will b doing is that every day she will get stuff for us to be eating. I said let me see how she will be able to cook. Guess what? This lady bought bottle of groundnut with some bananas for we to eat for that day, for goodness sake, I am an African man, I can't condole such a life style. I said let me talk some sense into her, but I discovered that she doesn't like anything cooking. Her altitude is just to irritating to me. I want to let her go!

Teach Her
how to
Cook

E get why

Shybeauty:
Hmmm! I feel like ranting. So, there is this guy who has been giving me attention since the beginning of this year. This attention is so glaring to everyone in my department that most of the girls are beefing me. Whenever he sees me in the department, he moves into close proximity to me without talking to me. He stares at me when I'm standing afar. He makes me feel special in the department. Sometimes, when i catch his eyes, he smiles discretely at me. Now, it's november and he's still not saying anything. I don't know what to do because earlier in the year, I didn't have much feeling for him. But now, I feel I have something for him. There is another girl in the department that is obviously trying to get him, but he doesn't give her attention but gives me attention. I am tired. I don't know what to do? I can't ask him out, that's out of it. I wouldn't.

If you've been in this situation before, how did you handle it? Please help me as I'm on the brink of asking him so i don't continue wasting my time?

Na the love portion they work

Okay, noted!

SavageResponse:
Stop talking nonsense, 7million is not enough to build a 3 bedroom house!

Okay Sir.

@hopemanfx 7million can build a 3bedroom bungalow.
https://www.dailytipsfinder.com/cost-of-building-a-3-bedroom-bungalow/

https://thearchitect.com.ng/cost-building-3-bedroom-bungalow-nigeria/

Hopemanfx:
am really confused of what to do with N15m i saved from my online freelancing/upwork and software programming.. am 37yrs still single! am not planning to get married now. should i build a house for myself or i should start a business? I need youR advice! plz, dont DM me because i wont reply u.

You can build a 3bedroom bungalow with 7m or less, start a furniture business with 5m, reserve 2m for contingency while making more money on upwork

TheLordofHost:
All my life no woman has given me such amount of money.

Mature babes better pass this small girls wey I been Dey follow o.

This my babe is 36 years. She’s beautiful, mature, caring and always straight to the point. We’ve been dating for 3 months now and she has never asked for a penny.

Most Women below 30 are a waste of time Abegg. All they have to offer is billing, headache and STDs.

Your payback is 800k, interest included with no service charge.
Enjoy your loan

I case my rest

Frankdesigns:
Budget 15m

Architect, the Architect!
How did you arrived at this estimate?
Did You Consider some factors like location of the land?
Is the potential site water land?
Availability of labors Nko?
Unscientific estimate

Prettygirl200:
Any girl any guy disvirgned he should go back and marry her. When you guys cannot keep your dick in your pants you all keep deflowing people's daughter you don't expect to marry a virgin, those ones you deflowered who will Marry them. We have talked about this over over again and the truth still remains that you can eat your cake and have it.

So what was she looking when he disvirgined her, I guess she was absent.

Prettygirl200:
Na so!! Defend yourself very well.

Asking for loyalty is not too much

SparrowLeague:
Sir please what do you mean by @bolded.

"If you want real money ...... first class is useless"

Your Degree and certificate will only get you a good job, with good pay.
Wealth creation doesn't require certificate and it's not being taught in school.

Beremx:
Because it’s a man’s world in our culture. Men go scot free when they cheat but women suffer the consequences even without proof

You still don't get, women get unconditional and unearned love, while men only societal approval is earned. The woman will never give him the chance if he has nothing to provide, and you expect the man not to react for the only thing he can get from her.

SparrowLeague:
Greetings nairalanders.

Please something has been giving me sleepless night, depression to the fullest order. So I want to share with you guys at least to seek advice from elders here.

It depends, if you want your parents to be proud of you and you want something to show off with to your children, please get the first class.
If you want a job that you can always choose from, get additional skills and get your precious first class degree.

If you want money, I mean real money, degree is not necessary, and first class is useless.

Yahoo-Yahoo is a no no, please abstain from it.
So what do you want?

This modus operandi is familiar, they might send foreign mercenary to him.

FhiBi:
He always want me to cook for him at least once a day and bring it to his office. On Saturday and Sunday,I'll be the one to come to his place and cook dinner for him.
If I default,he'll not eat anything. The thing is that he can cook but he depends on me all the time.

I guess you are feeling insecure,
He does love you, he is please with you.

favorlite:
Who will come to my rescue? I never envisage to find myself in this kind of condition before but as it stand it i am in the middle of nowhere. I am a single Mom and I have been abandoned by my Baby Daddy for another lady. All my efforts to get his family to cooperate in raising the only child between us and being responsible all proved futile including paying for the room and parlor self contain we occupy. My rent expired October 31, and the agent has been on my neck to renew my tenancy ever since. I have only been able to personally raise half of the sum which is 60,000. I have made efforts in getting all the sum but it's been one setback and another. Please help me I'm frustrated and upset with everything. I have no one please help me with your widow's mite. I'm losing my mind. Help my life for the sake of my young daughter. You can call me for verification.



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0680.1100.43. Gtbank

Emotional Blackmail.
Child Ko Pikin Ni.
Agent Ko, House Rent Ni. Abeg Waka kommot, the baby papa no get family Ni.

Marginalisation,
They are Marginalising themselves

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Oga, these are thieves, stop being naive. They are all over Sheraton junction in Abuja trying to convert it to dollars. Let them take it to the bank na!

Okay, noted sir.

Psoul:
People that do not believe in bank are more of the poor masses. Those that have about or not above N2m.
They are scared of scammers and fraudulent withdrawals of their money. They wake up everyday and use their mobile app to check if their balance is still intact.

Anybody that has this amount of money and tells u that he/she do not believe in Bank is a criminal.
The more money you have, the more you tend to be closer to bank and build a cordial relationship with bankers.
The owner of this money is a criminal.
His/her source of income is not clean.

Go To the north and do your research

Scammerr:
see the lame excuse thiz kidnapper is giving.

I guess you can reason right?

Thisis2raw:
no matter what, keeping such Amount of money at home has no sense in it

Well they can't see any better option