₦airaland Forum

kestolove95:
Do u blame dem? U shud blame our governmnt for d rate of unemploymnt, imagin a 10min shit!!! Today i tried it after filling ma email nd fone number al i wat i could see was"please wait" i wait till d 10min was ova am stil waiting f00ls

D way u expressed ds just put a smile on my face. Success sha, All is gonna b ok

Jydego:
@talk2yommex2000 thanks for the info

u r welcome bro. Success

deriod:
Nigeria is d worst place to be on earth ,bad leaders ,bad followers ,unrealistic people around ,jobs are everywhere as if they kept it there ,stand up ,stop bin lazy as if he's asking for money ,even danfo drivers in Lagos now do shifting cos of lack of buses ,if u can give him hire purchase DAT will b fine ,do u no how it feels without any opportunity/helper & d whole family family are depending on u ,Op suicide is not an option ,ask from help from ur church / mosque ,talk to people & don't kip silent ,help is on d way !

Na only Danfo drivers doing shifting u dy talk, u funny. Even d bus conductors dey follow join as no enough bus. Get hired purchase vehicle as if say u go just go pick am for road. Dats naija for we sha

@ channelz , you are on point bro

CHM11:
Only those narcissistic Nigerian trained HR persons ask these kind of stereotype questions.

A good HR person, especially the white guys or foreign trained guys will discuss with you at an interview. In the end, he will get the information he needs.

FACT

I dont think its a scam, though i dont think its really a good job post either (Brand Ambassador). I applied there (administrative post) in January ds year but didnt get any response from them until few weeks ago wen dey started bombarding me with calls, SMS and mails, inviting me for d training at their Oshodi office, wch i was unable to honour. Even yesterday again, I stil got a call from them, and to clear my doubt, I asked for d role and was told Brañd Ambassador. You may Google "brand ambassador" to know wat its all about. However, you may go for d training if you are not travling frm anoda state, afterall, no knowledge is totally a waste...except dat of d GNLD guys anyway.

channelz:
Do you want to bet on that?

many pple kip telling unemployed graduates to start small. You will hear something like..forget white collar job and start a business of ur own, start somwia, start small...etc.
Now, if 30k sounds too small to "start small" (as pple normally call it), I wonder where and how an unemployed graduates want to start small. Remember, unemployment get levels o and being unemployed get grade. Even som unemployed grad stil av more money in their bank account than someone working. Background matters alot at times. Som unemployed guys cant even boast of wat to eat in d next day

Chukky86:
I really need a Job. I got a pregnat wife and I just got a quick notice from my landlord. I really do have a no where to go. Please Help a brother, it really killing me, am unable to sleep and really depress that i nearly took my own life on september 14th 2014 I know it the most stupid thing i did because i was fraustrated. was hoping it the way out. because my family depends on me so much and my dad is now retired partially blind. everything falls to me because am the first born, Just clock 29yrs old. I lost my job since 2011. since then have been searching, before invested in a business that didn't last a year, that took me back to square one. Am really Appealing to nairalander to help a brother, i dont care what kind of a job, but as long it pays the rent and bills.

Please help a brother. God bless who ever took his or her time to read this.

Don;t mind my typoo. writing from a mobile.

I don;t know if it is right post my CV here. if needed i can send it.

Well, I understand ur situation very well. When i say very well, i mean it but u may not know to wat extent i understand ur situation. However, d aspect of "committing suicide", apart from d fact dat its not d solution, sounds too childish and immature, especially in a platform like ds. Nevertheless, I will stil av to giv u same advise people are offering you here. Keep on with d hustle, get something little doing for sustenance, and kip pressing oda better things and i believ all will b well with time. Its a good move u shout for help here because who knows, som1 might just b able to help you out with a menial job to manage, so i won't castigate dat. I just need to point out to you to restructure dat ur CV a bit, at least arrange those info dat has to do with "dates" in latest first i.e. start listing from most recent. Conclusively, ensure and be convinced dat u've try ur best then leave the rest to God.

Okutek:
Your Situation Will Never Change Without Your Taking A Bold And Fearless Action.

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4. I am too highly educated to do it. This below my educational level or standards.
5. I am too old to do this.
6. I am too young to do this.
7. I am a woman, and I can't do this.
8. I don't know anybody who will help or support me to get started.
9. I am afraid of what people who know me will say about me, if they know I am starting this.
10. I am too afraid to do anything where I don't have a guarantee that I will succeed.
11. I am afraid of taking any kind of risk because I only like to do sure things will not fail.
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13. I cannot do this because it will require investing much of my time.
14. I will continue to wait for another 5-to-10 years until the government create more jobs and bring change.
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Are you gonna help in financing the business? Someone like me càñ start small with as little as 30k

very interesting, especially this part...
'You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stand up!'

ezebrightike:
na federal character be dah nw.......choi, me no really reason dah syd oo.....God dey shaa

All in all, God knows best. All is gonna b alright as there is an appointed time for everyone, and with God, nothing is impossible. Success.

ezebrightike:
Omo e come go depend on hw d local govt 4 ur state plenty reach oo cuz all of una go share d slut amicably.....like me na 17 lga dey ma state....chai 120, hw I wish dey fit increase am go 200n buh no shaking shaa.......everybody go soon knw him faith..........wen God iz full involved, iffa hear say ma name no show!!!!!

You dy make me laff, number of local govt sha? okay, take for example a state with 10 local govts but 800 candidates (for d interview), and anoda state with 18 local govts but 500 candidates (for d interview). Some states may have more LGs but remember dat d number of candidates shortlisted for interview in each state wasnt d same. Also, dnt b surprise dat at d end of it all, even a state with lower LGs may have less slots dan som with more LGs depending on the number of pple frm dat state already working with the NIS.

Chukz1010:
talk true! Na you not your friend. Well, this year's sworn affidavit can't be accepted, but if you've made it in the last 5 years, then that shouldn't be an issue.

pls, wats d cost of the form?

isaacjohn82:
may b u need to review d content of my information . i didnt say i was angry about pppl dat made it , but dis faan made us to believ a lot about d processes giving so much hope to especially d B.Sc category which i fall.
as much as am happy of dis few dudes dat made it tru am not happy wit d fate of d graduates cadre. for e.g d SOII name in my state was not in d shortlisted name for pft . hw can u explain dat.?

how do i chek d list of those called for pft n interview, to compare wt ds final list

Drabeey:
there were some ppl granted interview amnesty. Like one heavily pregnant lady that was in short given an automatic slot 4 interview. Are pregnant ppl given chance to participate? Ok,i think those that will eventually shortlist are this ppl from the panel in each state. I beg dem get theis candidates already joor

Well na naija we dy and ds is not d first time e dy happen. The truth is they cannot absorb evry1 dat applied or came for d interview. However, am damn sure dat there are still few pple dat wil b fortunate to get d job without having or using any Godfather, just as there are some dat will not get d job despite d assurance given to dem by their godfather. Whichever way it turns out to be, its not d end of life. Life goes on.

saint1990:
I was selected too ooo,if u were selected let's contact ourselves plsssss 07036966284

Congrats.

Drabeey:
Guys today na die oo. Seriously, im beginining to lose trust in ds process. Apart from ds. I was'nt wt my original waec result bt i used the print out nd i was seriously cricticized 4 dat. Moreso my height is 1.69,omo dat one pain me oo. I leave it to God oo. Why i also said im losing trust in d process is that preference were given to some ppl... Imagine! Arggh, some were called to automatic interview. I dey fear oo. Abi bawo?

Can you make ur points clearer please because am not really getting your points, especially the part wch reads "automatic interview". Thanks

Sanfoaster:
Please what offence has Kogi committed? Are they no longer Nigerians?

I think they (Kogis) have the highest number of people already working in FAAN. Its a kind of balancing.

takleboy:
So sorry for the insultive words, pardon ma harsh comment

See maturity...Dats cool.

Christo1985:
Pls hep me check dis,cos d fone no they sent into was not on my cv,so i dont know wen i applied for it,from HR/959/RB you ve been shortlisted for a test/briefing ?MGR CONSULT BY 9AM ON WEDNESDAY 6/5/15 ?161 ikorodu rd,beside lanre shittu motors,onipanu B/STOP 07043990660,i call dis no,it was a lady dat picked it,nd in d process of discussion it cut off,i called again,she did not pik

Its d drug marketers, dnt disturb urself bro. I am 101% sure

Afrobaseyemi:
Hello there, i'm Yemi, a hotel manager.

Services of bevy of ladies are needed in Osogbo .

Big men come around often in my hotel to relax and some of them need matured ladies to be with during their stay. if you're interested, reach me on 07083267873

hotel name and location in osogbo

Drabeey:
I DON'T THINK PRIMARY SCHOOL CERTIFICATE IS GOING TO BE NEEDED

You dont THINK? Well, I heard it's compulsory for every Fed Govt or Paramilitary Jobs. I think it's a MUST o.

OmoOlomu:
Please if you are writting on monday. Ill need u to keep me inform about the reception towards any1 with beards

no one is writing on monday, d interview is frm 5th to 7th

Emmysteve:
so they sent out regret mails for the interview too?

yes, dy did. two frnds of mine received it.

one9jeria:
i got a rumor that some unscrupulous politicians are paying to hijack this process and give the job to their kits and kins. and so i have screenshot the names of all Anambra people shortlisted for interview. so that if at the end the people they recruited did not come from the list we shall take to the street and protest. I advice you to screenshot your own states and keep because once the interview is over they will delete every thing and you will not be able to question them. but the screenshot will remain.

guys dy para o...lol.

Emmysteve:
08038370945 be fast. I will soon delete the number

tanx. i will ask a broda of mine who needs some info to contact u himself. tanx

Emmysteve:
i just did mine here and i was charged 2k

can i av ur number pls. wanna call u abt it to make enquiry

Imoksp:
Thank God i got the email invitation. Benin here i come next week. But how do i get the certificate for PFT and state of Orign?am yet to upload them.am in Lagos.pls any1 wit useful info on how i can get d PFT from a govt hospital and how much wil it cost,how long.pls let me knw. 08165807578. Thanx.

pls share me any info u are able to gather about it

idrezee:
my sister help me check; Ojonoka Yahaya Kogi. Tanx

it's there bro

Ketmore:
Someone should help me check from the NIS site please.. NIS-000000308711 Name: Saliu Yasir... Thanx

guy aw many time u wan make we chek, ur name dy d list. ah!

Holatunde007:
Source?

check d list on d NIS website. Instead of typing name to search d list, type a state e.g. Lagos. You wil see all those shortlisted for Lagos as their state of origin. Check d total number of page they occupied, u will get to know. u may need to count d total on d last page. Other pages are 100 names per page.