₦airaland Forum

HarkymTheOracle:
Nigeria is a failed state... Thunder fire all our leaders (both past and current),especially the current

The leaders are not the problem, it's the followership. Take a look at nairaland, for example. The sworn zombies who dont care what happens to Nigeria so long as Buhari is the president

kenny987:
The non oil revenue they are supposed to be growing? Economic disaster is all these dolts have to deliver!

Some zombies must earn their pay by hook or crook sha. It has come to d point of comparing reports from Punch with Premium Times and d sole deciding factor is d name of d reporter for Punch. An Igbo man doing his job and certified by his bosses before going to print for onward publication is labelled IPOB because his report confirms d dire straits Nigeria has been plunged into by inept quacks in office. What ever happened to focusing on the message n not d messanger?

Just when you think you've seen n heard it all they come again to idiotically shift goal posts, it's now on the basis of the name of the reporter! I pity some kind people cos their own don enter market!

It's so pathetic and shameful. How did we get to this level? It's no longer the news medium but the name of the reporter that matters. Just imagine!

Why not just adopt the Justice Mohammed Uwais report?

The experience of the israelites in Egypt was never disguised bondage. They were in clear bondage. Forced labour and slavery, was that disguised bondage? You may console yourself with your belief in Buhari but do not twist bible facts to suit your narrative. Nigerians are not complaining of hardship because they hate the president, but because they want to see policies in place, addressing the present challenges. We can't get anywhere with policy flip flops, and dont forget this is the twenty first century, where investors are sensitive to the smallest details of govt policy. Lastly, how many times would Nigeria come out of Egypt?

dunkem21:
They don't have anything upstairs..

That's why they are called Zombies

Saying it the way it is. Gbam!

tymgotel:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016
ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: GVT 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next
3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant,
discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are
increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how
they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000
everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the
disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet
fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that
PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the
equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt,
explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever
witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary
school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB
was when he finished secondary school considering the fact
that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a very short note on why Aisha Buhari cannot go to
the USA.
Your Time Starts Now!!!

Question 12 and 13 na die o. Prof. Tymgotel, you nailed this one

Finally, we have a roadmap. What of Google maps?

Where's the end of the story?

nkemcd:
hungry looking dudes.

You're so on point

Lai Mohammed with Kemi Adeosun as vice-president. My dream.

The economy is improving. Buhari is working.

He would have included a picture of the yeye son

Religion of peace indeed.

Who the prophesy epp? SMH

PDP stole all the money. NASS should be patient. Things will be alright when all the looted monies are recovered. It will take only a while

calcal:
Black people with black brain jumping up for nothing - what's you tax money doing?

Take your frustration elsewhere. As for me, I'm just having fun on this faceless forum. And you talk as if you're a tax payer...rubbish

Ride on, my president! Keep the probes coming. Sai Baba!

Wailers and zombies on Nairaland, how much are they paid?

Shame on Sound Sultan and his wife

Ambode is working. Up APC!

karleone:
Mr Man, since some phones don't need it, don't you think NCC/Network Providers created the "crap" for those phones that need it?

#OverSabi will just be killing Nairalanders.

Na me do you? Why take my post personal? Is it your duty to moderate what people post on this forum? In what ways did my comments affect your life? Miserable busy-body

The moon was sighted in Allahabad, India yesterday

Pleasant change you brought up on yourself. Now, to the topic, how market?

Some phones can block numbers and contacts. You don't need all that crap from NCC or network providers

gradeA:
what sort of question is this

D Tin taya mi o

Ipob pastor and churchgoer

CHANNELStv2020:
So bad news coming out of Nigeria, CAN ANY GOOD NEWS COME OUT FROM THIS COUNTRY?

Good news? Yes, the president is hale and hearty

Kuje or Kirikiri?

IPOB op or wailing op

Bigchee72:
Why are our former oppressors the bar used by which we measure ourselves in the first place?

Is the Oba of Benin also a former oppressor?

Op, there's no country called Hungry. It's Hungary. Modify pls

Rossikk:
When the queen of England travels, do you ask that question?

How many times has the Queen of England travelled since you were born and compare that to the Ooni's travels. Or compare him to the Oba of Benin. Honest answers, pls