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Jamiubond009:
One day, the loneliness of a 70-year-old widow made her put an ad in the local newspaper that she wanted to marry again. It read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The next day, the doorbell rang, and when she opened the door, she saw a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair, with no legs or arms. She said: “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you-you have no legs!” The old man smiled gently, and replied: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” The old lady, still objecting, said: “You don’t have any arms either!” This made the old man smile again: “Therefore, I can never beat you!” Before the next question, the old lady raised her eyebrow and asked: “Are you still good in bed?” The old man leaned back, and with a grin on his face, said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

i dey tell u

LionDeLeo:

what's funny

Divay22:
Where can i find him please

na fear fear dey worry una... Most men out there like it when u bring out the Aphordite in you

#teamBringItOn

ScotFree:

Just make sure you keep that stuff in the house and for one man, you can be his 'whatever' . Don't sell it out or pass it out from man to man, then you'd truly and justifiably be called a harlot. Peace!

exactly!!

Woly:
So na because of iPhone 8, and 200 thousand make am kill himself ..this small boy just dey misuse money anyhow .... Na wa oooooo

dominique:
WTH! I thought they were having epileptic fits.
This madness must never find its way to Nigeria, [/We too overdo.

Ezionye:
I wonder how the one in the breast was discovered

asin its way beyond my imagination

FreshBoss007:
the beautiful lady of course...
wont want to be f#&*the while f#-#+$g

Partnerbiz3:
Turning back to a gay guy will lead to you wearing napkins in future.

Turning back to the woman will not benefit me either.


So I will just stand up and sleep...

abelprice:
It's beta d night fade Dan my ass hole 2 fade o

pocohantas:
She can't fool me. She was investing in him.
She thought he is rich and it'll pay off someday...

If the guy was broke, like broke...money for banana he won't see. Now she is crying.

My dear u are blessed with divine knowledge

Mariinee:
Na the husband's Ex bring her gang come
Awon team Rosie.