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You "Setted" a net to catch a fish.





If English no gree you speak, enter pidgin. No try to impress us here.

This your grammar fit shut down NL server. Abeg

Polynek:
You are making sense though, but not a0ll of Dem

Most of the officers will follow night bus till they get to 40 or 45 years.

I also think relevance is given more to married Officers especially in deployment and postings. So sometimes they get married to protect their life.

It's very funny when you see these young Lt. And Capts. getting married so quickly.

Yes I know the risks associated with their job. But marriage isn't a solution for that.

You see their shabby weddings and SC Ceremony. Them go look like person way they make mistake. The women on the other hand look so assured, some are even pregnant.

They know what's involved. I think I have a few RP courses. But maybe it's family problem that made them not to marry yet, or maybe they're just RP to the core.

Foolish weak men are now copying women in this rubbish habit.

Your birthday is the day you show kindness to others around you.

In exchange for that you get gifts.

Not coming here to tax people of kindness. You be Police Sergeant?

The same women who will not date broke guys.

Or claim that broke me don't deserve to breath.

Small video chat you have started to convulse.

You people are creating monsters in men with resources, and I am indifferent.

Infact me before I help you, you'll carry 500 bags of cement.

Smart Albans has been arrested.


Yay!!!!!


But you people that invest money in this nonsense are part of the problem.

sheanzy:
You have problem with your bvn cause you are owing so many loan apps,
Now u want to go local and owe nairalanders

Even me like this. Sokoloan no want give me loan. Ahn ahn because I been dey owe Carbon N2,140.


No be so na

MALE


Because that person I saw above is not a Female.

Except she's Female only on Sundays when she's not on duty.

This one pass me.

Bitcoin Lord has used your brothers money to buy electronics for his new mansion.

Good for her


She should equally do change of name and stay really low.

You can't go and put your hand in hidden things expecting not to find problem.

It's even more worrying when you factor that she is a woman. Of all the things to interest yourself, it's cultists anthem.

Only God can cure them.

There's no biological law that permits same sexual relationship.

Chai


The Lion should have eaten the baby monkey first.

So that it will go to Heaven and wait for his mother.

GLO has to start taking some responsibility in this business.

Yes things are tough, but why always GLO.

Their CSU office at Victoria Island has LASG default tapes plastered everywhere on the body of the building.

It does not serve the corporate image of GLO well to be seen in such negative light.

But that GLO CSU has some of the best Big Ass, Fair Complexion Yoruba MILFs in the game working there.

NA cowards

People that use Ojuju to engage combat opposition.

Expecting them to store Ordnance correctly will be a foolish act.

Only to wear starch camouflage and be throwing steps like Male Turkey.

Zero common sense. Zero ability. Zero Intelligence.

ALL WOMEN ARE RAPISTS

The future is MALE.


May God protect the Male Child.

His PR team need to spin this guy outside of the whole sexual mishap with that married Donkey.

Let them try to cast this guy in positive light. The sexuality thing should be a conclusion that we arrive at on our own.

Nengi from last year. Such a show stopper. Didn't do anything sexual, wasn't moved by that yellow pawpaw.

Came out and built a big brand around her sexuality. Now she's a big hit.

PLEASE JUDGE WOMEN BY THEIR PAST.


If you don't do that, you're almost certainly either going to Kill Her OR She kills you.

There are no two ways about that.

The same gender that will not allow their skin touch yours because of small poverty.

Will tell you to overlook their past and love completely with their small infertility, sexual profligacy and unresolved attachments to multiple deekmatizers.

SSIPON:
Again, masturbation is nothing bad.


There is no such thing as sin.

Oh, you're one of those people who lack nutrients in their brain.

Sorry oh.

IVM cars are among the most durable cars to use on Nigerian roads.

Along with GAC and Toyota.

IVM cars are sturdy, tough and very efficient.

Masturbation is a huge sin

Even if you allow your scrotal sac stay dormant for 1 year.

The body and the mind will always find a way to refresh the sperm bank.


Masturbation is a sin against your mind and body.

Someone saying "Nne" to you.

And you know he speaks your language

Like if a one chance thief says "Omo".

I'll then conclude that he speaks Yoruba.

False generalisation.

Look at how this IDIOT just wasted US citizenship.

God really was unfair to some of us. Why will an idiot like this be an American when millions of hardworking young people are struggling with hunger and poverty here in Nigeria?!


Thats very unfair

NPA should first support the employment of Christian Southerners and Ordinary Nigerians.

From Lagos to Oron all you see is Hijab wearing, Muslim men and Fulani elites driving Hilux and contributing nothing to the economy while earning very large salaries.

Useless Nigerian Parasites Authority

NA cowards are now using Ojuju to fight Armed Criminals.

But when they want to flog civilians koboko or smash people's phones they don't use Ojuju.

This is a very funny thing tbvh

Nice Move from Itel.


If the price is considerably low and the hardware performs very well. Then they have themselves a very good product in the market.


I expect Transsion to want market share sharply.

Is the ram upgradeable?

8GB ram is the preferred

Frustrated self-servicer.

This is what happens when you go to nightclub during your undergraduate days and come out with a 2:2.

You can't land any good job, then you'll manage to get a teaching job in some run down school with nasty students.

The one day konji and poverty made you watch porn overnight and bust a nut. These young boys will have sensed that your Testosterone levels are low and want to gain social acceptance by disrespecting you.

That rush of impulse, regret, pain and embarrassment will overwhelm your brain fog skull.

You can't blame the Loan Sharks

Because Nigerians see credit facilities as Miracle Money or Sara money.

Instead of making small payments in a timely manner. Somebody owing SOKOLOAN N100,00p will still be eating Indomie Super Pack with 4 boiled eggs, like a food monster.


Infact the Loan sharks should use Geo-location tools to locate debtors and use koboko to flog sense into them.

There is nothing like free money!

NAFDAC should also diligently arrest the Northerners selling Fake Drugs inside suitcases everywhere in Victoria Island.


Those miscreants are responsible for more organ failures among low income, illiterate junior staff in most of the companies on the island.

God let my own Chimpanzee caller locate me

Let him call me Ape, Chimpanzee, Monkey even Gorilla.

But let my $50,000 be paid via WU into my Zenith Bank account.


Amen.

You need to do DNA test oh

Be like say na Rottweiler give your goat belle.

SarkinYarki:
I am sure they into those weapons Hi tech construction calls demarcators

In Nigeria, those concrete dividers are very necessary. With all the roadside trading and pedestrian movement on highways Hi-Tech hasn't done any wrong.