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Timbuktou:
Hahahaha. Eyin eda adamo. Eyin le ni ki n check, eyin le tun bu mi pe mo foju lounje. E saanu mi ke.

nothing do you jare my brother, a man must be a man.

SAMBARRY:


the bakers are getting furious. Don't worry the difference between an amateur and a professional will be like the distance between the sky and the earth

professional ke, am still a learner o. lol

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Slip of buttons....Lol...post unhidden![/color]

I see you in 15HD camera. longest time bro

Timbuktou:
Omo naa wa ok.
Hello, KayJasper. You new here?

so you no fit close eyes ni, you went to check it out. lol

bellong:
The gods went on vacation, una wan desecrate the temple.

10 cows as sacrifice from all of you.

The gods have spoken...

you still work with the gods after that post on that thread? lol. The gos must really be very tolerant

SAMBARRY:


then learn how to bake yourself. No big deal at all in baking cake and save yourself from all this exorbitant bakers

you wicked o, how you go talk that kain thing na. If everybody Learns how to bake, how bakers like us go survive? na to pack our kaya go village na. lol

Idowuogbo:
Morning dearest...weekend yi o baje at all...God is faithful walai. Mehn I wish you were here o, i dey find cake persin and the ones wey I see,the price o nice rara. Imagine one small 10 inch cake dem bill £180 and I need the 16inch version of the design I sent her. I just told her to have a nice day. Ko fa ja rara

are you kidding kilode that's like 45k oo too much na

This is serious, if only family section could go back to what it used to be. Good morning house and happy thanksgiving to everyone abi na wetin be the celebration idowuogbo bawo ni weekend e? Ewuro4 I see you oo

bellong:
What happened to going to propose to her in her house in front of her mum that doesn't like you?

She will know you can enter the Lion's den for her sake if you do this.


Meanwhile, I hope when you are married, you will not come here to ask us where her hole is.

**her hole is** oga bellong that's really you typing the gods must be on vacation. lol

tearoses:
Efe na wa o!
Can't people be "big" and happy?
You make it sound like its a crime
So long as their health is not affected and they are happy within themselves then they just need to get on with life.

Some people dont want to be skinny & some men dont even like skinny ladies. Everyome has a choice.

My mama is not a lepa . . however she is over 80 and as far as I can remember has never spent a night in a hospital and when I say remember I am talking at least 30 years. Very active physically and mentally. Tayour will confirm this. She flies by herself several times a year and still cooks & insists on baby sitting.
My pops on the other hand, very slim, tall & handsome bobo, my friends used to think he was my brother sadly passed away very young from illness.

Dont get me wrong, its important to live a healthy life and I am an advocate for that. Good healthy food and excercise is very important.

I read somewhere whaere you said that you have gone from 102kg to 60kg, which suggests to me that like me, you are not a naturally thin person or your metabolism would never allowed you reach that weight in the first instance.
So you have had to work hard at it to get the excess weight off and you will continue to work hard at it for the rest of your life. I work hard at it too so I speak from experience having lost 14kg in 3 months. Its def a lifestyle change.

So rather than make overweight people feel even more bad about themselves, you should be an encourager especially as you know how much hard work its been/is. Rather than criticize, help with tips, share a food and excercise diary and share information & experience.

I come in peace . . .Its Sunday

Lest I forget, a very big well done and thumbs up for your weight loss. Its not easy. Well done

hello sis.

Hello house, I greet all of una o......

Tgirl4real you are humbly sighted, thanks and God bless you.

FowlYansh:
So what should we do with this pig vomit you just spewed out from the gutter you call mouth?

WOW I can't believe this is coming from a woman to a woman like herself..... oh please what warranted such from what she typed here why so much hatting. .. you got blood in your veins at all or you just want to be noticed Christ. ...

Happy birthday idowuogbo omo iya mi. wishing you the very best.

olu4life:
Taaaaa, i know what im talking Though her talks are so masculine but gbagbe, na SHE. Got to know some months back anyways,hehehe

@fwwins haha,how u no go sabi the meaning of abasha? u never hear olamide, IRANU ABASHA

no mind am jare my brother I just found out now. For the very first time in my years on nairaland I took out time on this and I got my answer. lol. Gboliwe now I know. **winks**.

Gboliwe:
Would have been more fun if i'd shared it with you?

hello, good morning. Sorry for asking and if you don't mind saying, are you male or female?

ifyalways:
Y'all be ready for your bans. Thread cleaned up. Please no more personal attacks.



Madam Taryor,I will scam you of that your plate of snails and wont care if u create a thread for that. Shuo, see temptation.

aunty ify I remain loyal oo. **winks** how are you and all yours.

Idowuogbo:
I am coming... *grabs her apoti and sets it in front of Nnemuka* her opon was blocking me ni o

Lol. Pele dear, oya take this one cool your body.

idowuogbo oya come here and sit beside me. e yaff do you, been viewing you in 15 HD camera since. oya mabo.

fwwins:
Please try and understand that my sole aim here is jenny refunding your 115k.

why do I have this funny feeling that you are here to get info for Jenny. what exactly do you want for them to tell you their plans so you can run off and tell Jenny or what. If you really want to help Jenny then stay quite and watch and just catch fun. abi are you are husband ni

dotun4luv:
This is the baby has been born with two ‘noses’ thanks to an incredibly raregenetic condition.

The tot, named Baby Angelito [little angel] by his parents, was born in Chimbote, in the western Peru.

Paediatrician Jose Castillo said the strange deformity was a very rare disorder called Patau syndrome, which happens once in every 10,000 to 15,000 births.

He said that the baby is stable and keeping down the food he is being given and that his heart and respiratory system are also working fine.


The boy’s parents, mother Lorena Rodriguez Zavaleta, 20, and the father, who has not been named but is aged 25, are constantly at their son’s bedside.
The baby was transferred from his home in Nuevo Chimbote to the Hospital del Nino some 300 miles away in the capital Lima where he will need to undergo an operation to treat his malformation and give him a normal nose.


The hospital’s neonatal care boss Carlos Arrestegui Ramos said: “He doesn’t have difficulty breathing now, but he will need plastic surgery.”

He added that further tests would be needed to determine how else the boy’s mutation had affected his body.

The mayor of the Nuevo Chimbote district in Lima, Valentin Fernandez, has presented the young parents with a gift of nappies, milk and money to cover their stay in the capital whilst their newborn receives treatment.
http://www.puzzlegist.com/index.php/2015/10/01/hillarious-photo-of-a-baby-with-two-noses/

you are definitely high on something to think this Is hilarious.... what on earth. ......

Ineedmychild:
As I type this, I am in tears and depression.

I do not want insults or rebuke. neither I'm I looking for young people to comment. This is strictly for well matured minds, so if you're not well-matured, don't bother reading further.

I'm 33, hubby 44. Our marraige will be 8yrs this month.
No issue of ours yet. We can't afford IVF and still cope with its below 50% success rates. We've tried everything medical(except IVF). Gynecologists and Professors have treated us BUT as it stands now, we are simply tired of trying to conceive. We even took herbs too at some point later.
We also tried Adoption but the process is terribly discouraging. Lagos State is not helping matters on Adoption policies for genuine couples who are truly chidless.

We have suffered so much mockery, jests and insults from all parties(in-laws, friends etc).

I need sincere addresses of genuine baby factories in Lagos (if any) or anywhere in Akwa-Ibom. Also, I wouldn't mind any Eastern state in Nigeria.

I am simply tired of seeing my husband age daily with no one to call his own . It depresses me more when his birthday is approaching. We both feel sad 90% of the time.

Trying-to-Conceive is what I wouldn't wish my enemy.

Thanks for reading, I await your responses.

cc: RoyalRoy

As much as I feel your pain op, I assure you that there is still hope for you. You will definitely have your own children soon whom you will birth from your womb and not adoption. you are only but one out of the thousand is same situation, please remain strong and keep faith.
Secondly I agree with ifyalways point, though it sounds harsh But it's the bitter truth. do you actually know what a baby factory is?? how they come about the babies they sell , what they do to the mothers of those babies and if the mothers willingly give up their babies for sale

do you know what curse goes along with those who buys babies from them. Please do not out of desperation bring onto yourself a lifetime problem you can not handle. my prayers are with you and joy will be yours soon. AMEN

queenfav:
I agree with you dear,but @peaches is taking some steps to get her money back and deal with jennylov appropriately.It won't be wise to divulge them online.

this is nice if true.

Acidosis:
Who else has noticed the rate at which APC leaders throw massive figures at the faces of the masses without any verifiable source?

Is this an attempt to distract the masses in the absence of a visible achievement in the dying non-oil sector, vis-à-vis an unaccountable, unknown and unpublished figures in the areas of travel and presidential tourism since the past 4 months?

It used to be Oshiomole, now the baton has just been given to Nasir El-Rufai - the governor 'wannabe' Vice-President.

About 6.25% of the total tenure for the present administration has been spent judiciously on tantrums and diarrhea medication, without any significant effect on the average internet warrior (the zombies and the wailing wailers inclusive).

Someone should please tell Nasir El-Rufai that the era of elections & campaign is over. He should concentrate on delivering the people of his state.

If he must publish figures, he should provide sources. For those who insult the poor blogger, and give praises to El-Rufai, I leave you in peace with your conscience. *winks*

what's with you and APC

peachafrique1:
Jennylov I know ure reading this.... The end will justify the means

can you just put an end to this already and act...involve the authorities, I do jobs online and offline and until I deliver my heart is in my mouth. This lady is a shame to womanhood. immediately I saw this thread I deleted her on my bb contacts. I find it add to believe you are yet to take any step on this.
We keep shouting change change, please let this CHANG begin with us. If this lady is not taught a lesson she will continue with this and many more will fall victim.

jennylov I see you viewing this thread. The person backing you up offline must have given you so much confidence, I feel very sorry for you. Na only small e remain.

thelish:
House, what will be ur decision if your younger brother insults n almost fought your husband? He has been living with us since last year December since he came from abroad. He had nowhere to stay, he came with dreadlocks, looking so irresponsible, he refused staying with our parents cos according to him, people will laugh at him for coming back empty handed.
He smokes weed anyhow, will cough all through d night, keeps late nights, if u advice him, he won't talk to u for weeks. I was getting annoyed cos he was disrespecting my husband in his own house. hubby warned him dat if he is tired of staying with us, he can leave in peace cos he won't tolerate his excesses anymore.

You need to see where this boy started ranting n insulting us.He said he was gonna slap my husband n called us all sorts of name. The next morning, we asked him to take his luggage n leave, which he did.

My parents have been snubbing since then. like I did so ething wrong.
Even when I reported him to then, they never showed any concern of talking to him. They only said u know nobody can talk to him oo, if he misbehave, then we should send him out.

you did the right thing by sending him out of your house. Your husband remains your husband and should not be disrespected.
when your brother grows up and becomes a real man he is free to harbour any form of insult as he pleases.

He is yet to be a MAN...

Happy Independence day house...

Happy independence day Nigeria...

kennynelcon:
I observed that most couples have court marriage, unlike in the 90s and early 2000.
Those it show lack of trust?

No it has nothing to do with trust. It simply means you are still SINGLE !!!

r231:
Thank you sweetie!!

Happy birthday brother mine. have a fabulous one

noblegrex:
Men or women not boys or girls.this issue about men and women has been on my mind of late. I'm still confused as to who is more heartless,wicked or dangerous between the two.men are known for their ruthlesness,agression and boldnes and women for their kind heartedness,soft spot for people and a heart of gold but I think the reverse is the case.what I noticed in women is that;when they're girls or ladies (very young),they still have that kind heart,that heart to forgive when offended and very calm.but when they got married,fully growned up,they become something else.I have my reason and the reason is that I've seen some women standing as an antagonist whenever their husband wishes to offer help to someone,either in employing that person or giving finacial assistant.then I thought women should have that kind heart better.although, this may not apply to all of them of course.I have so many points to make but to cut the long story short and leave the rest for you. my question is;which of them is kind hearted. A MAN or A WOMAN not a boy or a girl. With reasons.

why not begin by asking YOURSELF that question first are YOU kind hearted or heartless and how do YOU treat people? The answer to your question will determine how you see and what you think of other people. life is not all about knowing who is more wicked or kind hearted but living your own life in the right way and doing unto others what you want done unto you.

I kinda have a funny feeling this woman is exaggerating the story cause I still don't get how he changed into such monster ( cause to me that's how you have painted this man ) over night to the point of bringing a knife and taking his own child to the orphanage.

Is it that you refused to see the violent part of him before marriage and still went ahead or you have been provoking him long before now A gentle and responsible man wunt just grow into a monster in hours, it builds up and you are yet to say the truth about what's really happening. You have only come here to make yourself all saint.

I am not saying what the man is doing is right oo but before you get a solution you need to open it all up and find the ruth of the fault in your marriage. In the meantime,take your child away from danger and then bring your home back to what it used to be.

Its your choice and your home anyways and your home. You can do as you please. Best of luck.

ifyalways:
Neither.
He's following his heart while i am minding my business.

Lmao. .....

sunshan:
My husband and I started dating when he had noting now he has gotten a job and we live in a house of our own with a car which he all got after we got married, we dated for four years b4 we got married, we got married three years ago we were living happily not until I got pregnant, when my pregnancy was eight months my elder sister gave birth thru CS so my husband and I both agreed that I will go 2 my family house so that my mum can take care of me because she won't be able to come over cos of my sister's health. I gave birth Jan this year and 8days later I traveled to zaria to meet my mum, my husband dropped me at home promising to b coming to check on the baby and I every weekend because 4rm zaria to our house is abt 30mins drive.
After he left I dnt c him again till after 2weeks and he didn't even stay up to an hour wit us and he left any time I call him at night he is either at club or in bar drinking so because of this I told my mum I was going home I left zaria my baby was jst 1month and 2weeks old only for me to return home and meet a dfft man from the person I married, I went thru his pone I saw dfft msgs 4rm five dfft girls his pone is now full of girls pix and porn, as if that is not enough he beat me at any even opportunity and any tym I want to leave he wil carry knife that he wil kill me and kill himself I'm so confuse I don't knw what to do pls I need advice. The other we quarrel he dragged me into his car and almost got us killed because of the way he was driving I managed to run away from him that the and the next day he saw me he collected my baby from and wanted to take my baby to orphanage home.

is this story real or I don't get it... its funny though but i kinda find this hard to believe. and you still remain in that house aftr the threatened to stab you? He wanted to take his own child to the orphanage home? are you both going to die soon

Well I could be wrong, this young girl doesn't look to me like someone who is being maltreated. she looks very health, fresh and we'll kept. I think she just has a heart of wickedness on her own. like I said earlier I could be wrong.

Too long, summary please. ..